172 Why am I the unlucky?
"This young lady, do you know what kind of snake you were bitten by? If you don't bring the snake or provide a clue, we may have a hard time fixing it. β
The doctor in the hospital looked at the test results and said to Avril who was sitting next to her.
"Am I poisoned by snakes? Doctor, are you mistaken? Avril was stunned when she heard this, and then asked, she hadn't even seen a snake, how could she be poisoned by a snake? Is the other party teasing her?
"I'd be wrong, but the test results won't." The doctor spoke, handing the report to the other party: "If you don't believe it, you can take a look at it yourself." β
"I don't need to see it myself, I want to know if there is any way to get rid of all the snakes in my body? I'm itching and uncomfortable right now. Avril waved her hand and said, where is she still watching? I just want to solve my body's problems as soon as possible.
As for what the hell is going on with the snake venom, she still hasn't figured out what the hell is going on? It's possible that you did get bitten by accident, or maybe it was the toxin left over from the damn mushroom.
But no matter what, it didn't matter to her right now, she just wanted to get rid of the trouble in her body as soon as possible and get rid of this damn thing.
"This is a little difficult, but we will try our best to find a way, after all, there are so many snakes in the world, we are not sure, miss, what kind of snake have you been bitten?" The doctor who heard this said, he is not an expert in this area, how can he just look at the data and see that the other party was bitten by some snake?
"Like this? Then I understand, and I hope the doctor can find out what kind of snake venom I have as soon as possible? Avril said that she couldn't rush it now, she could only hope that the other party could hurry up.
"Definitely, definitely." The doctor who heard this replied.
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"Wow~ (Sister, hasn't that woman come back yet?) Cheng Hao asked with a leisurely little step, dangling beside Sister Hong'er.
"It's that you haven't come back yet, what's wrong? Does the little villain want to fight any bad ideas? Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said, and patted Cheng Hao's round brain.
Little Orange, this little villain, has been a little nervous since this morning, and I don't know what he's doing?
"Whew~ (I don't have any bad ideas, after all, I'm a good tiger, but others can't say for sure.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, muttered, looking into the distance.
He hoped that someone would be unlucky, and it would be better if it was as uncomfortable as possible.
"What's wrong? You little guy, are there any other investigations? Why do you keep talking all the time? When Sister Hong'er heard this, she pinched Cheng Hao's face and said.
This little villain has been babbling all the time, is there something hiding from her? Hurry up and give her a truthful explanation.
"Wow~ (Sister, do you know how that woman was infected?) Cheng Hao, who was pinched in the face, asked.
"Isn't it because I accidentally got infected when I visited the clinic yesterday?" Sister Hong, who heard this, spoke.
"Whoa~ (Sister, do you think this is possible?) You've visited other people who have also visited the clinic, but why didn't you get infected when you went to someone else, but you got infected when you went to her? Cheng Hao said with a smile.
"Maybe it's because Miss Avril is in poor physical condition, right?" Sister Hong'er guessed after thinking about it.
Everyone's physical fitness is different, maybe the other person's physical fitness is poor, that's why it's like this.
"Whoa~ (Sister, I don't know if that woman's physical fitness is bad, but what I can tell you, according to the little ants' report yesterday.) She got infected because she had a cut on her hand yesterday. Cheng Hao opened his mouth and recounted the matter reported by the little ant to Sister Hong'er.
"What is her purpose in doing this? Why do you have nothing to do with yourself getting infected? Does she have a special fetish? Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said a little confused, and others couldn't wait to stay away from the mycelium.
The other party is good, not only does he not take precautions, but he also desperately squeezes up.
He even committed an act of self-harm and pasted mushrooms on it.
"Whoa~ (I don't know much about this, anyway, she definitely doesn't have a good heart.) Cheng Hao said with a smile, the corners of his mouth should not be outlined, and the arc of schadenfreude.
"You little villain is so happy, is there something else to hide from your sister?" After Sister Hong'er saw it, she immediately felt that there was still a problem.
Since this little villain knows everything so clearly, why did he tell her now? Unless the other person has something else in mind.
"Whoa~ (Of course not, I'm a good tiger, how can I do bad things?) Sister, don't think too much. When Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately restrained his smile, otherwise if he smiled too happily, he might really be found out by his sister.
"Really? But why does my sister think something is so wrong? When Sister Hong'er heard this, something immediately came to her mind? Grabbing Cheng Hao's little ear, he said, "Sister asked you, today Avril suddenly itched all over after seeing you after seeing your illness, is this something you did to the devil?" β
"Whew~ (Of course not, who knows why she's like this?) Maybe it's caused by doing too much bad things. Cheng Hao muttered, he didn't expect Sister Hong'er to be so smart that she could even guess this kind of thing.
Sure enough, you still can't be too arrogant, don't you see that this arrogance will go wrong? It was almost exposed.
"Do you think my sister will believe your nonsense? Hurry up and tell my sister, what did you little villain do? The more Sister Hong'er listened, the more she felt that something was wrong, and directly pinched Cheng Hao's ear and asked.
This little villain was still a little too naΓ―ve to lie in front of her.
He used his toes at all. I could hear the little villain lying.
"Wow~ (I didn't do anything bad, just punish her a little and teach her a lesson.) Sister, don't worry, you can't kill her. Cheng Hao opened his mouth, didn't he just inject the other party with a little snake venom? It's not a big deal, he believes that the other party can't die.
"So what the hell is this little punishment of yours? Don't be sloppy with your sister, your sister warns you, hurry up and tell the truth to your sister. Sister Hong'er said angrily, she knew that Xiao Tang's stomach was full of bad water, and sure enough, it didn't exceed her expectations, and this is how it happened.
"Wow~ (It's just a little bit of snake venom for her, and it's not a big deal.) Cheng Hao said indifferently, he was looking for the closest snake venom, if the other party couldn't bear it, it could only mean that the other party should die.
"What? Did you little villain snake venom her? How did you get this little villain? "Sister Hong'er, I couldn't help but open my eyes wide when I heard it.
Xiao Tang is a tiger, how can he give people snake venom? She really couldn't figure it out.
"Wow~ (That's it, that, it's actually quite simple, it's not difficult at all.) Cheng Hao muttered, comparing what he did?
"Okay, you're a little villain, but you have a lot of eyes." After Sister Hong'er heard it, she knocked on Cheng Hao's head angrily:
"Sister, you just said that you have diagnosed and treated so many patients without sequelae, why did you have a problem with Sister Hong'er."
"It turns out that you, the little villain, added a handful of ingredients when you were treating."
"Whew~ (Don't blame me, blame this guy if you want to blame.) It's so bad that he actually wants to calculate me, so I can give him a good face, of course I have to teach him a lesson. Cheng Hao said angrily, the other party had hit him with the idea, could he still be polite to the other party?
"Okay, let's not talk about this yet, what kind of snake venom did you little villain give her?" Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's face and asked, what did this little villain give Avril a little villain? He hasn't said it yet.
"Wow~ (I don't know about this.) Anyway, poisoning her won't kill her, it will only make her uncomfortable for a while. Cheng Hao said weakly, he didn't know what kind of snake it was? He just knew that the snakes were weakly poisonous.
"Really? Then you'd better tell the truth. Sister Hong'er knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said, "In addition, this matter must not be known to the principal?" Otherwise, you will have to wait to receive the education of the head of the kindergarten. β
"Wow~ (I won't tell grandpa, I'm not stupid.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said.
"That's right." Sister Hong'er smiled and said, "You little villain stay here slowly, my sister has to go back to eat, wash clothes and take a bath." β
"Whoa~ (Okay, okay, goodbye, sister.) Cheng Hao waved his paw and said, and lay down directly.
Isn't he just sleeping here? Is there anything else he can do besides this?
"What a little slacker." Sister Hong'er couldn't help but shake her head when she saw this, and left with steps.
"Miss Avril, where have you been all these days? You're waiting for you to die in a hurry. β
"Yes, yes, Miss Avril, if you have anything to tell us, we will definitely find a way to help you, don't leave without a word."
At the gate of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, the keepers who were waiting for their hearts were about to break when they saw it, and after coming back, Avril couldn't help but say excitedly.
When they were left behind by the headmaster to finish their education, they found that Miss Avril was missing, which was going to kill them.
They also don't have Miss Avril's contact information, and they don't know where each other has gone. This half day is a huge torture for them.
"I'm sorry to worry you. I didn't have any problems, just a little trouble. Hearing this, Avril looked at everyone and smiled as she spoke, her eyes full of tiredness.
After a busy afternoon, I finally got rid of the snake venom on my body. But this also made her tired, I don't know what the hell is this Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park?
She actually bit a snake, and she didn't know that it was spreading, and I'm afraid no one would believe it.
But that's the way it is, she was bitten by a snake.
"Oh, Miss Avril, are you in trouble? Don't know what the trouble is? Are you in trouble? Be sure to let us know and we'll find a way to help you out. β
"yes, yes. Miss Avril. As soon as the people heard this, they immediately opened their mouths to care.
How could their beautiful Miss Avril be in trouble? They have to help each other solve this problem.
"It's not a big deal, I'm just a little bit of snake venom." Avril said with a smile and a wave of her hand.
"What? Miss Avril, have you been bitten by a snake? What is this? β
"That's right, what kind of damn snake is so ignorant that even Miss Avril dare bite you."
"That is, don't let us catch it, or we'll have his good fruit to eat." The keepers cursed, then approached Avril and said, "Miss Avril, how are you doing?" Does it still hurt? β
"yes, yes, is there anything we can do to help?"
"It doesn't hurt, it's just a little uncomfortable, but it's better now, thank you for your concern." Avril said with a smile, a faint coldness in her eyes.
According to the doctor, she was bitten by a snake, and there is absolutely no sequelae of mushroom infection.
Therefore, she was full of anger at this little snake that made her miserable, and she couldn't wait to find the other party and eat the other party alive.
Now that someone is willing to do it for him, it is naturally a good thing.
"You're welcome, Miss Avril, do you know where you were bitten by a snake?"
"yes, yes, we'll get the culprit for you."
The crowd that heard this spoke, their faces full of concern.
"I don't know much about this, so I want to ask you if you know if there are any places in the Tiger Park where snakes often haunt you?" Avril asked with a smile, if he wanted to know where he was bitten? I've been looking for that snake for a long time, so why put it off until now, she just doesn't know where she was bitten.
Or maybe she didn't realize that she had been bitten at all.
"Yes, Miss Avril, don't worry, we'll go find it."
"Yes, yes, Miss Avril. We will definitely help you avenge this revenge. After hearing this, the keepers thought for a few seconds and then nodded continuously.
"Thank you very much, just catch that snake, but don't hurt its name." Avril still didn't forget to explain when she heard this, what a pity it was for them to kill this snake, and they had to do it themselves. can let her relieve the hatred in her heart.
"Miss Avril, you have such a kind heart, this snake has bitten you, you have done it."
"Yes, yes, Miss Avril, you're really beautiful."
The breeders who heard this said in admiration, what is a fairy? The Miss Avril in front of them was a fairy.
Not only is he beautiful, but he doesn't have to say anything in his heart, even if he was bitten by a hateful snake, he also told them not to hurt this snake, so I asked you if you have ever seen such a person with a sweet heart?
"No, no. Then this matter will be troublesome to you, you must not let this snake hurt anyone else, I will go back and rest first. Avril said with a smile.
"Okay, okay. Miss Avril, you must take care of your rest, but you must not be too tired. β
"That's right, if you have anything, just call us, don't do it yourself."
The keepers said, and watched each other leave.
Then they began to search for the goods, but they wanted to see which snake did not know whether it was alive or dead, and dared to bite their goddess.
"You stinky boys, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing here?"
After dinner, the director was strolling around the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain.
I found that these guys were cowering, not knowing what they were doing? All of them took a stick and poked and poked the west.
"Report to Mr. Director, we're looking for snakes." The crowd that heard this replied in a loud voice.
"Looking for snakes? Why are you little guys looking for snakes? The director of the garden was very speechless when he heard this, and said, they don't sleep at night, just to find snakes to play here?
Then they are really idle enough, and all brain circuits don't seem normal.
"Report to Mr. Director, we are here to prevent this snake from hurting people."
"Yes, the snake has bitten Miss Avril today. If we hadn't arrested him, more people would have been injured. β
The breeders said loudly, they are not full and have nothing to do, they are all for the good of Huya.
"I see, I said what are you guys doing here?" Hearing this, the director suddenly realized, and he said that he usually let these guys do a job, why are they so active today, it turns out that this is the reason.
It's no wonder that everyone is working hard here on this big night.
"Yes, Principal. Do you know where that snake might be hiding? We've got to find it. β
"That's right, we can't let it continue to hurt people." The keepers said, with a look of justice in their eyes.
They didn't do it for Miss Avril's sake, they did it for the safety of the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
"How do I know this? I don't know these snakes. After hearing this, the director said angrily: "Don't waste this effort, go back to sleep honestly." β
On this big night, even if they turn over the tiger ape, they may not be able to find it, so let alone if they are not stupid, how can they be so stupid to find them?
"That's not going to work, if we don't catch this snake, we can say that we can't sleep."
"That's right, and we can't sit idly by and watch this snake do whatever it wants."
The keepers spoke, a determined look on their faces.
"Okay, okay, then you can find it yourself, and remember not to hurt the snake." The director reminded that these snakes are all protected animals, and they should not kill people just because this snake bites someone. Snakes are protected animals.
"Don't worry, Director. We promise to only arrest him and throw him out of the Tiger Park, and we will never hurt him. β
"yes, yes. This kind of thing doesn't need to be told by you, and we will remember it too. β
Now that they have promised that Miss Avril will protect the snake and will not take its life, then naturally they will not break their word.
"Now that you know, I'm relieved. Take your time, I'll go back to bed. Hearing this, the director nodded and said.
"Yes, yes, Principal." Hearing this, the keepers nodded and went on with their work.
Whatever they say tonight, they have to catch the culprit who bit Miss Avril.
"How's Avril doing? Did you find anything? β
In the girls' dormitory, Avril was taking out the lockbox she was carrying at this time, and after picking up some small bits and pieces, she contacted the organization.
As soon as the call was connected, an electronic sound came from inside.
"Report to the organization, I haven't found anything yet. However, the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park is indeed a bit evil, and I obviously didn't do anything. β
"But somehow I got snake venom." Avril replied, a look of indignation on her face.
"Really? It looks like the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain. There are many secrets that we don't know, and all you need to do is keep an eye on them. β
"Don't reveal your identity, when the time comes, you will be our hole card." The electronic tone continued.
"Yes, I see." Avril replied and continued to report on the process of her treatment.
"Rustle~ (Did you hear that?) This guy actually dared to peep at the king. The ant who heard their conversation said, "It turns out that this guy did that yesterday to get close to their king, it is so hateful, how can their king be approached by the other party?"
"Shasha~ (I heard it, she was really not afraid of death, do you think we should find a way to teach her a lesson?) οΌβ
"Shasha~ (Of course I want to, if I don't clean him up, won't she think we are easy to bully)"
"Shasha~ (That's right, you can't spare her so easily.) οΌβ
The other ants also said that if they didn't clean up this guy, they always felt a little uncomfortable in their hearts.
"Shasha~ (Since that's the case, then let's teach her a good lesson after she falls asleep.) οΌβ
"Shasha~ (Mmmm, show her when the time comes, our awesome.) The ants whispered, and soon made a plan to clean up each other tonight.
They waited for each other to sleep, and as long as the other party was asleep, they promised to make each other very comfortable.
"It just so happens that you reported in detail, I know about this matter, you continue to lurk."
"Yes, I will do what the organization commands." Avril replied, hearing no sound on the other end.
She hung up the phone with relief, and then lay down on the bed and slept.
When they got into the room, they heard the other party's snoring clearly.
The ants slowly climbed up along the foot of the bed, pouted their big bulging buttocks, and began to shake their bodies.
Then a graceful arc swept through the night and fell on the other party's body. Bursts of white smoke rose.
"Shasha~ (Retreat, retreat, everyone, hurry up, don't wake her up.) The ant who had done all this did not have the slightest nostalgia, and immediately shouted.
The whole ant colony immediately retreated, without a trace of memorial, let alone a trace of stay, they came and went like the wind.
"Whew~ (You said that after that guy opened the lockbox, he would be able to contact others?) Cheng Hao, who was in the barn, said while rubbing his back with a big brush wrapped in his tail.
This woman is really good enough to hide, she actually hides and tucks it, and it took so long to expose herself.
"Rustle~ (Yes, King.) We've seen it with our own eyes. οΌβ
"Shasha~ (That's right, that's right, that guy also mentioned you, the king.) οΌβ
The ants replied with their big black heads.
"Whew~ (Really?) So what did this guy say bad things about me? Cheng Hao asked curiously when he heard this.
This woman actually mentioned him specifically? So what bad things did the other party say about him?
"Shasha~ (She said that you are very cunning, the king, and you are not so cute.) οΌβ
"Shasha~ (Yes, I also said that the king, you are very arrogant, and you don't touch her.) When the ants heard this, they spoke, and recounted everything they had heard.
"Wow~ (She's afraid she's sick, right?) Why should I touch him? What kind of novel brain circuit is this? Cheng Hao, who heard this, was speechless.
"Shasha~ (That's it, so we avenged you, the king.) οΌβ
"Shasha~ (yes, yes, I promise she'll be scared when she gets up tomorrow.) "The ants said triumphantly, their big blinking eyes all smug.
"Whew~ (What bad things have you little guys done again?) When the time comes, it won't hurt me to be told by my sister again, right? As soon as he heard them say this, Cheng Hao suddenly felt bad, shouldn't these little guys be smart again? What if you get him in trouble when the time comes?
"Shasha~ (Promise not, this time we did our work neatly, and the other party didn't know that we did it.) οΌβ
"Sasha~ (yes, when we hit her in the face, she didn't even wake up.) οΌβ
The ants said that they didn't do anything particularly bad, they just helped the king vent his evil anger, and no matter how you look at it, they can't do anything bad.
"Whew~ (So what the hell are you little guys doing?) Can you tell me the truth, don't play dumb riddles with me here? Cheng Hao didn't have a good air, he didn't hear it clearly now when he heard it, what bad things did these little guys do?
"Sasha~ (That's what we did...... "The ants began, telling them what they had done.
"Whew~ (You guys are really worse than me, how can you spray formic acid in other people's faces?) Cheng Hao scolded angrily, this group of guys looks small, but they are born with bad embryos.
He didn't do it, he only dared to do it, but these little guys dared.
"Shasha~ (Know, know, we admit our mistake, Wang.) We won't dare next time. οΌβ
"Rustle~ (yes, yes.) Hearing that the tone of this "king" was not quite right, the ants hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Whew~ (It's good to know it's wrong, don't be so bad next time, you know?) Cheng Hao opened his mouth and said, how can these little guys be so bad, he only allowed this time.
"Rustle~ (Yes, yes, Wang.) The ants said happily, and although the king was angry, he didn't seem to blame them very much.
In other words, the king is indeed quite annoying this guy.
"Whew~ (Okay, I already know the information you reported, let's go back and rest early.) If my sister asks about you tomorrow, you must bite you to death, saying that you don't understand? Cheng Hao opened his mouth to explain, he could already imagine what kind of ghost cry wolf howl the other party would make when he got up tomorrow?
The time will definitely alarm the keeper's sister, these little ants must keep their mouths shut, otherwise, they will be doomed by then.
"Shasha~ (Don't worry, Wang, even if my sister kicks the door smashed, we won't run out.) οΌβ
"Shasha~ (That's right, that's right, even if we are beaten down by our sister, we won't reveal half a word.) The ants reassured.
"Whew~ (That's okay, let's go back.) Cheng Hao waved his paw and spoke, and the little ants left one after another.
"Ahh......h
The girls' dormitory was quiet in the early morning, but after this scream, it immediately became turbulent.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? β
"yes, what the hell is going on?"
The female breeders, who were awakened by the scream, ran out of their rooms one after another and walked towards the place where the scream came from.
I saw Avril Lavigne, who was spotted on her face, as if she was moldy, and couldn't help but subconsciously cover her mouth.
If the original Avril Lavril is a white and red apple? Now she's a crumpled apple with black spots.
At this time, Avril looked at herself in the mirror, her fists were clenched, and her muscles were shaking like an old witch.
Her face, her beautiful face, how did she become like this?
Why is that? Damn.
"Miss Avril, what's wrong with your face?" Sister Hong'er, who rushed over, looked at the other party's face and couldn't help but be a little frightened.
Didn't the other party say yesterday that her snake venom had been removed? Why did it end up like this the next day?
"I don't know, I don't know. I just slept and woke up like this. Avril said as she pinched her hair with both hands, her eyes bloodshot.
Obviously she has already expelled the toxin, why is this still happening? Why?
She doesn't understand, she doesn't understand.
"I think Miss Avril, you'd better go to the doctor."
"yes, you don't look good right now."
"That's right, if you really can't do it, let's put a room, I feel like you're a little bit restrained with the room." When the other female breeders saw it, they said one after another, they had never seen such an unlucky person.
First, it was parasitized by mycelium and turned into a large mushroom.
Then, he was inexplicably bitten by a snake and was poisoned by a snake.
Now it's like this again, and if these can't be related to metaphysics, then they don't believe it a little.
After all, the other party is also a little unlucky.
And they're not talking nonsense.
You must know that they have lived here for so long, and they have not encountered a single thing, the same thing as each other.
Isn't that enough to prove anything?