181 This tiger is teasing you, are you still serious?
Of course, that's just for being comfortable. After all, business is needed, not just.
So, after interacting with the tourists for a while. Cheng Hao was a little tired and prepared to run away.
But the tourists won't be so easy to let him go.
"Don't go, little fat orange, where are we now? Why do you want to leave? β
"yes, Chubby Orange. Let's play here for a while, don't be in such a hurry, there's nothing urgent anyway. β
"Yes, yes, Chubby Orange, you're so cute. Just stay here with us a little longer. β
The tourists held Cheng Hao's big paws and said, not wanting Cheng Hao to leave.
"Whoa~ (Sister, come over and help, they don't want me to go, they're going to bully the little tiger.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, immediately shouted at Sister Hong'er.
"What's wrong? Little orange. Aren't you playing with tourists? Why do you want to leave all of a sudden? Sister Hong'er, who was talking to Lele, came over and asked after hearing this.
"yes, yes, we're gentle. It didn't hurt you, so you just stayed and played with us a little more. β
"That's right, Chubby Orange, you stay. Don't keep thinking about leaving. When the tourists heard this, they also spoke.
Where is that? Why is Chubby Orange in such a hurry? Continue to stay and play with them.
"Whoa~ (Don't joke, you only give each other enough meat for this little time, and if you want to touch it, that's another price, so you don't have to inch in, just take it when you see it.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said angrily, they wouldn't think that they gave a lot of meat, right? That's impossible, the food they give is not enough to make him stay.
"Sister Breeder, what are you talking about?"
The tourists heard it and asked curiously.
"He said that the money you gave him would only allow him to stay for a little while. Want him to stay? You'll have to pay the bill. Sister Hong'er said with a wry smile.
With a helpless look on his face, Xiao Tang really watched the meat work.
"It turns out that Little Fat Orange thinks that we don't have enough meat, so he doesn't want to stay, it's really a realistic little tiger."
"That's right, how can you little tiger be like this? I don't think the meat is enough, so you can tell us about it. Don't run away without saying a word. β
"Yes, we like you so much, you can cooperate with us a little." The people who heard this opened their mouths and said, they said why Chubby Orange had been trying to run away. It turned out that the meat they gave me was up to date.
They still think that Chubby Orange is disgusted with them, this is just this kind of small problem, then it is very easy to solve, can't they buy it if there is not enough meat? As long as Chubby Orange doesn't run.
"Whoa~ (Benhu's time is money, if you don't want to pay, then naturally there is no way to continue to cooperate with you.) οΌβ
"Whoa~ (In addition, when I talk to you, you also have to understand it, you can't even understand how much I tell you, isn't this full of food?) Cheng Hao said a little speechlessly, with an impatient look on his face.
Did they even want to add money? If not? Then he's leaving.
"Sister Breeder, do you still have meat to sell? We're going to buy another twenty pounds, so that Chubby Tangerine can stay here with us. β
"yes, don't think about this little villain and leave."
When the tourists saw this scene, they said to Sister Hong'er.
"Of course, I'll go get it for you, don't worry." Sister Hong'er said with a smile and went to get the meat.
And Xu Lele, who was standing on the side, took advantage of Cheng Hao and the tourists' review efforts. came directly behind Cheng Hao and touched his big belly:
"You little scoundrel eats so much meat every day, look at how big your belly is? You little scoundrel eats like this every day, but can't you? β
"Wow~ (What does this have to do with you?) I didn't even say anything, so don't worry about it for me. Cheng Hao, who heard this, said angrily, his face full of disdain.
Look at the other party like this, I don't know, how good do you think the other party is to you? Don't you want to take advantage of the opportunity to prostitute for nothing?
"Damn, damn."
The 009 robot on the side, seeing this scene, itched his teeth again, and the whole person was about to be angry, why did this bastard have so many people like it, but he didn't?
Obviously, Captain Xu wanted to talk to him just now, but when he arrived at this hateful little villain, everything changed all of a sudden, and he refused to accept his protest, there must be an inside story, someone is targeting his handsome robot, it is definitely like this.
Obviously, the doctor said that he was a handsome robot of the first class.
"Robot Zero-Zero-Nine, why are you lazy here? It's not your job to be lazy here. The director looked at the 009 robot squatting on the ground, drawing circles with his hands crossed, and reminded him.
Why is this little robot still autistic here? Can anyone tell him what's going on? Why did even a robot start to shut himself up?
"Mr. Advisor, don't you think I'm handsome?" Hearing this, the Zero Zero Nine robot raised its head and asked.
"Handsome, who says it's not handsome? Don't you see that this is not a nose and two eyes, and there is a look? The director said that he didn't understand this robot very well, what was going on in his brain? Actually asked him this kind of question.
Didn't the commander say that the robot was newly developed? The performance and technology content are full, but he thinks this guy seems to have a little problem.
"If that's the case, then why do these girls like to be with Little Tiger instead of me?" Robot 009 asked, no matter how the supercomputer in his brain worked, he should be more popular, but the reality turned out to be different, he didn't know what went wrong?
Obviously, the data in his mind is not easy to analyze, but tell him that handsome men are more popular with girls.
"Is it possible because you're not a real person?" Hearing this, the director of the garden opened his mouth with black lines on his head.
What the hell is the 009 robot, how do you feel yourself. Compare to the flesh-and-blood and cute little tigers? Could it be a fake robot?
Looks like he'll need to talk to the Commander about Robot 009 later.
He was skeptical that this robot's not-so-smart head could really take on the task of a bodyguard.
"Am I not a real person?" When the 009 robot heard this, the entire robot was stunned.
Then a light appeared in my mind, called Great Intelligence: "That's right, it's definitely because I'm not a real person, so I can't compare to this little tiger, I decided, I'll go to the doctor later, and ask him to make me nano skin bags for me, so that I can look like a real person from the outside." β
He said that he was so handsome, why did these girls turn a blind eye to him, it turned out that the problem was here, and he finally understood.
"Even if you look like a human, you're still not human, right?" The principal who heard this was speechless, what kind of smart robot is this? How could there be such an idea?
As a state-of-the-art robot, shouldn't his biggest task be to keep Tachibana safe? Why do you focus on this kind of problem?
It seems that this intelligent high-end robot is not very intelligent.
"Principal, you're here, did you also come to see Xiao Tangerine?" After Sister Hong'er saw the principal who came over, she asked with a smile.
"Yes, after all, today is the first time that no one is watching, so I'm a little uneasy, how about coming over and taking a look?" The director nodded when he heard this, and his words were full of sighs.
Sure enough, no matter how good the robot is, it can't compare to a living person.
"Then the director, take your time, I think Xiao Tangerine and the 009 robot get along quite happily." Sister Hong'er replied with a smile, with the 009 robot helping him work, she can say that the whole person is a lot easier.
"Really? That's good, that's good. The director said with a smile, twitching out of the corner of his eye.
As for the situation just now, he still doesn't think anything is good, and he doesn't see where they get along more happily?
This 009 robot is actually jealous of a little tiger, and he is almost speechless by this guy.
"Whew~ (I think there's something wrong with what you said, sister, I don't get along very well with this stupid robot, he's so annoying, and it's very smelly.) Cheng Hao, who was continuing to open business on the side, heard this and said, he felt that there was something wrong with his sister's words, and it was very wrong, he didn't get along so well with this guy.
If it weren't for the fact that this robot wasn't too much of a bastard, he would have dismantled this guy a long time ago.
"Xiaohong looks like the situation is different from what you said." Hearing this, the principal looked at Sister Hong'er on the side and said.
"Really? Maybe I just made a mistake. Sister Hong'er smiled awkwardly when she heard this.
When he walked in front of Cheng Hao, he was rewarded, and his brain collapsed. This little villain came here to dismantle her stage, right?
"Wow~ (I'm just telling the truth, sister, you're a bit too much.) Cheng Hao, who was knocked on the head, muttered in protest against Sister Hong'er's personal vendetta.
The breeder's sister is so bad that she doesn't even allow him to tell the truth.
"Adults talk, children don't interject? In particular, you can't interject. Sister Hong'er said with a wave of her fist.
"Sister breeder, don't beat Chubby Tangerine, Chubby Tangerine is very well-behaved."
"Yes, Sister Breeder."
The tourists who were stroking Cheng Hao's paws saw it and spoke one after another.
Even if the breeder's sister is a breeder, she can't bully the cute little tiger like this, they will feel distressed when they see it.
"Wow~(That's it, I'm a national protected animal.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, nodded and said, saying that these tourists are some fans? A really good fan should stand up bravely to resist the evil force of his sister when he needs help.
"Don't let this little villain fool you, he's not as innocent as he seems." Seeing Cheng Hao, who was being maintained by everyone, Sister Hong'er sighed and said.
Tachibana, the little villain, is really smart enough to take advantage of these tourists.
"How so? Fat Tangerine is just a little tiger less than a year old, what bad intentions can there be? β
"yes, yes. You look at his big plate, and sincerity is written all over his face. The tourists who heard this looked at Cheng Hao's sincere eyes and spoke.
What bad intentions can a little tiger have? At most, I just want to eat meat, where did the breeder's sister say, that level must be fake.
"Whoa~ (That's right, that's right, I'm a simple little tiger.) Cheng Hao heard this, and nodded his head. Then he was lifted.
"Sister Hong'er, I helped you catch the little bad orange, you can do whatever you want. This little bad orange is still pretending to be pitiful, and he must be cleaned up. Xu Lele, who was holding Cheng Hao up, spoke.
This little villain only knows how to focus on the front, has he forgotten that he is still behind?
"Whew~ (You're a real dog.) Cheng Hao, who was suddenly picked up, scolded, and pulled away the hand she was holding as soon as his tail rolled Xu Lele's arm.
"Huh! I haven't seen your little villain's strength for a few days, why has it grown again? β
Feeling the force coming from the tail, Xu Lele was a little surprised.
"Wow~ (Do you think that I usually play with you seriously, right?) I'm telling you, when I'm frolicking with you, it's useless to even one percent of my strength. Cheng Hao, who landed on the ground, said angrily, his tail flicking with a look of disdain.
Usually he teases each other to play, but does the other party really take it seriously? That's a little too bad.
He is the majestic king of beasts, does the other party think that he can be compared to himself as an evolutionary? It's so naΓ―ve.
"Alright, Don't play with Tachibana." When Sister Hong'er on the side saw it, she said, "Hurry up and continue to operate, and go back to your hut to sleep early after the business is over, don't run around." β
"What if you run into another spy? But it's not good. β
"Whoa~ (I know, I know, I want to go back to bed early, provided that these guys don't add any more money.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, muttered.
Then he walked in front of the tourists, raised his paws, and looked like you should touch it quickly, and I will finish my work after touching it.
"Chubby orange, we really like you, do you look so impatient?"
"Yes, yes, we are so sad when you say that, we don't have a warm hug, and we can't only heal our wounded hearts."
The tourists who saw this scene sighed, their faces full of sadness.
How could Chubby Orange treat them like this? They were all talking to the little villain, but the other party ignored them and just wanted to get things done.
"Didn't I tell you everything? Chubby Orange, a little villain, is a guy who eats clean and wipes his mouth? Xu Lele, who was on the side, leaned over to a few people and said, "Now that I believe in this little villain, it's not so simple, right?" β
"Well, we didn't believe it just now, but now we believe it."
"yes, the kitten has too many bad intentions." Hearing this, everyone nodded in reply, their eyes full of a look of see-through expression.
They didn't expect the cute little chubby orange to be such a little bad cat. It's so much that they like it.
"So, to deal with this little bad cat, you have to use the same method to deal with the bad guys." Xu Lele said: "You have to hold him in your arms and smash his hair off." β
"Yes, yes, that makes sense." The tourists who heard this said with a gleam in their eyes.
To deal with this kind of kitten, you have to pet him, let him have a long memory.
"Whew~ (A group of perverted Benhu is not playing with you anymore, where are you going to stay cool?) Cheng Hao scolded, dodging the hands of the tourists with a jump.
Then he turned into a black shadow and ran away.
"Why is Chubby Orange running so fast? Do you see where he's going? β
"Of course not, he disappeared with a whoosh, and I didn't even react."
"Yes, it's obvious that the little fat orange wasn't so fast just now, could it be that he couldn't run fast just now because he was hungry?"
The tourists who saw this scene said that they were dumbfounded. Obviously, when they just chased Chubby Orange, Chubby Orange's speed was not so fast, why did the speed change so much all of a sudden?
"Great, this little villain is alone now. It's my turn to strike. Xu Lele, who saw the tourists looking around, said that he was very happy.
Without these tourists to disturb, she can finally suck the little fat orange hard.
"Whoa~ (I originally wanted to have a friendly play with you to tease you, but I didn't expect that you guys actually wanted to brush my hair, so this tiger won't play with you.) Cheng Hao, who appeared in the complex, muttered, if he hadn't interacted with tourists for a long time? He was too lazy to pretend that he couldn't outrun them.
After all, he is a powerful king of beasts, so let them run faster on both legs than them.
"Huh! Good morning, Chubby Orange, did you hear my message and come to pick me up? As soon as Cheng Hao finished muttering, a familiar voice sounded in his ears.
As soon as he raised his head, he found a group of big acquaintances standing in front of him, among which Ah Guang was staring at him with surprise in his eyes.
"Wow~ (Isn't this my masseur?) Why did you come here? Seeing this familiar figure, Cheng Hao raised his paws to say hello.
It just so happened that he was short of someone to massage himself recently. Isn't this just someone sending it? It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there.
"Little fat orange, why haven't I seen you for a few days, and you have lost so much weight, is the food in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain so bad now?" Ah Guang, who saw Cheng Hao lifting his paws, said, and reached out and pressed it on Cheng Hao's back.
"Whew~ (Yes, yes, it's all my fault that grandpa deducted my food, you came just in time this time, help me solve this problem by the way.) Cheng Hao said when he heard this, his eyes full of approval.
Recently, he also feels that he has lost a little weight, and he blames the grandfather of the principal.
"Brother Li, is Ah Guang's illness getting worse and worse? The little chubby orange is almost fat into a ball, and he still says such things. β
"Yes, I think he is probably terminally ill, if he really can't do it, let's divide the luggage and run away." The bodyguards on the side were speechless when they heard this, and they wanted to know which eye of the other party saw that the little fat orange had lost weight, anyway, a few of them didn't see what they saw, only a big orange pig lying in the hall of the complex.
"If there's really no way, that's the only way to go?" Brother Li sighed helplessly when he heard this, his eyes full of exhaustion.
Most of this artist is useless, is he really tired?
"Warning, warning, unrelated personnel, please stay away from Dr. Tachibana." The robot No. 009 came belatedly, after seeing this scene. A warning was immediately issued, and his body flashed red and blue.
It looks like a large police light, and when he saw this scene, Ah Guang immediately raised his head curiously: "Huh! What an advanced robot, is this your personal bodyguard? Chubby orange. β
"Wow~ (Yes, a stupid robot with a bit of a problem with his brain, let's ignore him.) Go ahead and get a massage. Cheng Hao, who heard this, raised his head and replied with interest.
Urging the other party to continue the massage and ignore this guy.
This clumsy robot is all that's it.
"Warning, warning, I'm Zero Zero-Nine, the newest robot in the Evolutionary Division, and now please stay away from Tachibana, or I'll see you as a criminal with bad intentions." After seeing that the other party heard the warning, Zero Zero Nine did not make any moves. Immediately I was not happy.
directly showed his electric shocker.
"I'll go! It's so high-tech. Do robots discharge their hands now? It's a long experience. Seeing this scene, Ah Guang's eyes couldn't help but light up.
He walked over to each other and began to look up and down around each other, looking for any tricks.
"Ah Guang, you revolve around him like this, be careful that you will be directly overturned by electricity when the time comes." Seeing this, Brother Li said a little speechlessly, didn't the other party hear the robot's words? It's not an ordinary robot, it's the latest robot in the evolution department, and the other party is not afraid of being beaten up when the time comes? Really.
"He just told me to get out of the area around Chubby Orange, and didn't say I couldn't go around him, right? Robot. I've done what you said, you can't hit me. Hearing this, Ah Guang spoke, staring at each other with his eyes firmly on each other, as if he was doing a lot of novelty?
Seeing this scene, the 009 robot was speechless. He kept the other party away from Dr. Tangerine, could the other party be able to pester him?
What kind of brain circuit is this guy?
"Mr. Guang, why are you so free today?" When the director who came with him saw this scene, he asked with some curiosity, looking as if they were talking.
However, why is Ah Guang revolving around the 009 robot now? Is there anything wrong with Robot 009?
"Of course, I'm here to see Chubby Orange, and I'm going to invite Orange to join me at the concert." Hearing this, Ah Guang said with a smile, and Brother Li on the side hurriedly took out the invitation letter and handed it to the director: "Mr. Director, this is the location where we held the concert this time, you can take a look." β
"In addition, this concert, Tiger Park will not suffer, we have prepared a generous gift for Tiger Garden."
"It's not you or something, in fact, I don't care, I'm more concerned about whether this concert can get benefits?" Hearing this, the principal put away the invitation and said, "After all, our little orange is also a big star, no matter how much or less, you always have to give a little, right?" β
Anyway, Xiao Tang is also a famous big star, and if the other party doesn't give them all at this concert, he will at least divide them forty percent, right?
"Then I don't know how much you want, Mr. Principal?" Hearing this, Brother Li opened his mouth and asked, if the other party wants too much. Then I'm sorry, he may not be able to pay this figure, and the other party may have to ask Gao Ming to do it.
"Not much, not much, just this number." The principal snapped four fingers.
"Four million?" Seeing this, Brother Li said weakly.
It is said that this Mr. Kindergarten is a Zhou Papi, and now he has really seen it.
"No, no, no, the old man means that forty percent of the concert will be included." The director shook his head when he heard this.
"Forty percent? That's a lot. Mr. Principal. Brother Li's face couldn't help but change slightly when he heard this, Sicheng is not an ordinary lot, but a lot.
"How much can you accept?" Hearing this, the director asked, reaching out and patting the restless head at his feet.
"Whew~ (I, as a participant, don't have any problems looking at the invitation?) You can't eat or drink this thing, what are you doing hiding so tightly, grandpa the director? Cheng Hao, who was knocked on the head, asked, Ah Guang invited him to participate, is it reasonable for the principal's grandfather to beat him if he has nothing to do?
Obviously, this is a very unreasonable thing to do.
"Do you know that adults don't ask children about things? Just listen to grandpa obediently. The director knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said, looking at Brother Li, waiting for the other party's reply.
"Twenty percent at most." Brother Li raised two fingers and said, with a nervous look in his eyes, looking at the director on the side.
"Twenty and a half?" The head rubbed his chin, thought for two seconds, and then said, "Okay, for your sake, I'll take a step back, two and a half layers are two and a half layers." β
"Don't look at it, think that I take two and a half percent, you have to know that I still have to arrange people to protect the safety of Xiao Xiaotang and Mr. Ah Guang, so I don't know that I took this money?" The director of the garden said earnestly when he heard the words, especially emphasizing that this money was not what he wanted to collect, but that there were too many people involved this time, and he needed to share the profits with everyone.
"I understand, I understand." Hearing this, Brother Li nodded and said, Now there are indeed many people staring at the little fat orange.
If they were really in charge of security, they would have been a little panicked, and now that the Evolutionary Department is willing to help take on it, it would be great.
"Then there's no problem, when are you going to have a concert?" The principal asked, glad that they were on the same page.
"Naturally, the sooner the better." Hearing this, Brother Li said with a smile: "We came here this time to discuss this matter with Mr. Principal, and once the matter is confirmed, we will immediately start preparing for the concert promotion." β
"That's good, when you're sure, just tell us." The director said with a smile, very happy about this matter.
He was muttering why no one had asked them to demobilize and cooperate recently? Isn't that there? They really said it was raining in time.
"No problem, no problem." Brother Li nodded when he heard this, and shouted to Ah Guang, who was still surrounding the 009 robot on the side, "Ah Guang, you are still jumping around over there, how are you?" Why don't you hurry up and discuss the concert with Xiao Tang? β
This guy is playing with the robot and having fun, do you know what they are going to do this time?
"This robot won't let me get close to Chubby Orange, I'm not going around in circles with them?" Ah Guang, who was playing energetically, replied, touching the arm of the 009 robot from time to time, or his back.
It's like you're looking at some new toy? After all, what man would say no to a robot?
"Robot 009, this is a partner of Tiger Park and a friend of Xiao Tang. You can let down your guard and be soft-hearted, and you don't need to list them as potential attackers. Seeing this scene, the director spoke.
This robot really obeys orders, but this will only die obeying orders.
"Yes, Mr. Advisor." Hearing this, Robot 009 replied, glancing at the few people standing in front of him.
He stepped aside, and Mr. Consultant was one of the highest people in the department. If he obeys the other party's orders in his setting procedure, then he will follow the procedure and let Ah Guang and the others approach Dr. Xiao Tang.
"Little fat orange, I'm here to give you a massage, by the way, let's discuss the concert, I'm going to sing "Blue and White Porcelain" with you at the concert."
"In addition to this, there is also my famous work "Meow Meow Song". By the way, Chubby Orange, do you have a new album to release? After seeing the 009 robot retreat, Ah Guang immediately walked to Cheng Hao's side and asked while kneading his back.
"Whoa~ (Of course, there are, Benhu is preparing to release two new albums.) Cheng Hao, who was massaged by Ah Guang's professional technique, nodded and said.
Speaking of which, he really hasn't sung for a long time, and now it's almost May.
It is true that a new album should be released, otherwise his fans will have to wait in a hurry.
"Really? Why don't you know what the name of the new album is? Ah Guang, who heard the principal's translation, suddenly had a golden light in his eyes.
"yes, yes, what's Chubby Orange's new album? It's really curious. β
"That's right, you think Chubby Orange's new album must be better than Ah Guang."
"I think you're joking, Chubby Orange's level is several levels higher than Ah Guang, how can you compare Ah Guang with Chubby Orange?"
"That is, that is, Chubby Orange is not a person, otherwise? How can there be anything to do with Ah Guang. β
The bodyguards who heard this said babblingly, and their eyes were focused on the principal.
"Chubby Orange, is this going to create any earth-shattering songs?" Brother Li on the side heard this, and his face also showed curiosity.
You must know that there is now a discussion on the Internet, what is Chubby Orange's new song, and when will he release a new song? Or maybe not a short-lived pop star?
After all, this kind of thing is not uncommon in the music world.
(End of chapter)