Chapter 107: Practice to turn yourself into a zombie!
Xu Yang stepped forward and helped push the coffin lid.
Inside the coffin, the zombie said, "That's right...... Help me put the nail back in the coffin."
Xu Yang picked up the coffin nails from the ground and reinserted them one by one.
Zombie: "Alright, we can sleep soundly now...... Good night, little Xuzi!"
Xu Yang's face was expressionless: "Good night, Makabaka."
He walked out of the nanny room, came to the living room, sat on the sofa, and was a little distracted!
it!
Am I hallucinating or am I being confused by zombies?
Aren't zombies all ugly monsters with green faces and fangs, and huge ugliness?
Why......
Will you grow so beautiful?
The facial features, the figure...... Compared with Liu Shishi, it is not much better, or even better, the key is that the skin can be broken by blowing, which is better than the maintenance of celebrities, and it is completely black and pus-shedding as imagined.
After a while, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo returned.
They each changed their clothes, and they carried a lot of large and small bags.
"Huh?"
"Husband, aren't you resting?"
As soon as Yue Yuluo saw Xu Yang, she asked with concern.
Xu Yang's ghost envoy did not say anything about the "beautiful zombie", but said, "I'll get up and pee...... Why did you go?"
Yue Yuluo: "Husband, didn't you say that you were going to Chang'an tomorrow? I took Sister Shishi and Sister Yin Yin to my house to get some clothes."
She changed into a new set of long dresses, spun around in front of Xu Yang, and asked with a giggle, "Husband, do you think my outfit is beautiful?"
"Pretty, pretty."
Xu Yang praised, "Shishi and Yang Yin's clothes are very beautiful...... By the way, shall we take the high-speed train tomorrow, or will we go by car?"
Wucheng is not far from Chang'an, and it is only seven or eight hours by car.
It is more convenient and faster to take the high-speed rail, but Liu Shishi and the others do not have an "ID card", unless they follow Xu Yang on the train incognito.
One person and three ghosts, after a little discussion, decided to drive to Anseong.
Anyway, there are still two days before the "Taoist Conference", so you can also take a turn along the way, take a break, take a look at the scenery, and if you get up to drive, it is also more convenient to help Liu Shishi find the "tomb".
Three female ghosts went upstairs.
Their bedrooms are on the second floor.
Xu Yang lit a cigarette to suppress the shock, and entered the nanny room again.
Cautiously, he came to the sarcophagus and knocked on the lid of the coffin.
"What are you doing?"
Inside the coffin, the zombie scolded, "Why do you keep knocking on the lid of my coffin? Why don't you let people sleep well?"
"I'm going to Chang'an City tomorrow, and it may take four or five days to come back, do you want to go with you?"
Xu Yang asked.
If the zombie can't break through the seal of the sarcophagus, then just leave it home.
But now, she is out of the sarcophagus and playing, and she is left at home, how can Xu Yang rest assured?
If you run out and bite a few people and spread a circle of corpse poison, I am afraid that it will not be long before the entire Wu City will fall...... Of course, the main thing is that this zombie looks like a normal person, and with it with you, there shouldn't be any trouble.
"Chang'an City?"
Inside the coffin, the zombie asked, "Is there anything to eat?"
"Yes!" ….
Xu Yang gave an affirmative answer!
The zombie said, "I can go, but you have to take my sarcophagus with you...... I'm not used to sleeping anywhere else."
Xu Yang: "........."
Being messed up like this, how can Xu Yang still be sleepy?
I immediately came to the living room, turned on my mobile phone, looked at the "Taoist Classics" on the Internet, and prepared to temporarily hold on to the written examination of the "Taoist Conference".
Soon.
It's dawn.
Liu Shishi's three daughters went downstairs and made breakfast on time.
early
The meal has just been prepared......
Bang, bang, bang!
Inside the nanny's room, the coffin shook.
The three girls were all taken aback, and Yang Yin even got up and said, "Boss, what's the situation? Is that zombie going to get out of trouble?"
Xu Yang said expressionlessly, "Don't worry about her!"
After about a minute, the zombie walked out of the nanny room.
She had a hot body, walked gracefully, went straight to the table and sat down, and scolded, "Mom, don't call me old lady for breakfast, are you looking for a cut?"
Liu Shishi: "........."
Yang Yin: "........."
Yue Yuluo: "........."
The three girls were dumbfounded, their eyes full of doubt and vigilance.
Ignoring the eyes of the three girls who "saw the ghost", the zombie snatched Xu Yang's eight-treasure porridge, and regardless of whether it was hot or not, he picked up the bowl of duang, duang, and duang and wiped out the bowl of steaming porridge.
Then......
Burst!
All vomited!
"!"
"What kind of porridge is this?"
"Who makes porridge and puts peppercorns?"
Bang!
Yue Yuluo slapped the table and asked, "Who are you?" Why do you want to eat my husband's porridge? Also, why are you wasting food?"
Liu Shishi and Yang Yin also recovered from the shock.
Although some can't understand why a zombie is so beautiful, but his hard-earned porridge was wasted by a strange "person", and the anger in his heart can be imagined!
The zombie wiped his mouth, leaned back in the dining chair, and sneered, "Am I wasting food or are you wasting food?" Breakfast is so unpalatable, don't you teach people to say it?"
"You've made something delicious, why don't you make it yourself?"
Liu Shishi sneered, she wanted to find fault and teach this zombie who didn't know the height of the sky and the thickness of the sky, but she thought that this guy didn't play cards according to common sense at all, so she stood up and said, "Where is the kitchen?"
"Take this king with you!"
"It seems that if this king doesn't show his cooking skills today, you won't be convinced!"
She walked into the kitchen and first rummaged through the cabinets to find the ingredients.
Then he said, "Why doesn't there be a stove in this kitchen?"
She doesn't use natural gas.
Liu Shishi glanced at Yang Yin and said, "Go and teach her, I want to see what kind of flowers she can make as a zombie!"
Yang Yin walks into the kitchen and teaches zombies how to use natural gas.
After learning how to use natural gas, the zombies get busy.
She first mixed the noodles, and after she was ready, she began to cut the meat and vegetables.
Soon the oil was boiled and the vegetables were stir-fried.
Xu Yang, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo were three ghosts, poking their heads out and looking at the kitchen, only to see the zombie skillfully turning the pot and adding seasonings in batches, and after a while, the villa was full of aroma. ….
The three female ghosts looked at each other and were speechless for a while.
Xu Yang's eyes were rooted in the female zombie......
She has a good figure.
When the pot is turned upside down, it naturally follows upside down.
Xu Yang's index finger moved when he saw it, and he couldn't help but wipe his saliva.
"Huh!"
"Man!"
Seeing this, Liu Shishi couldn't help but sneer.
Xu Yang's face was not red, his heart was not beating, his eyes did not move, and he said calmly: "As a normal man with strong blood, it is reasonable to drool a little when he smells such a fragrance."
After stir-frying, the zombies began to shave noodles again.
Yes!
It's shaved noodles!
She held the noodles in one hand and the knife in the other, and when the knife fell, she saw that the noodles of uniform thickness and length continued to fall into the boiling water, and after a while, a pot of knife-cut noodles came out of the pot.
She fished out the noodles, first passed them in cold water, then put them in the stir-fry, and copied a few
Next, I immediately found the plate, no more, no less, just five plates.
"Taste it!"
Bringing the knife-cut noodles to the dining table, the female zombie coaxed, "I haven't cooked for decades, and I'm a lot unfamiliar......
As he spoke, he broke a clove of garlic and ate it himself.
"You...... Eat garlic?"
Xu Yang was shocked, zombies eat garlic?
The zombie's face was bulging, and he said vaguely: "You don't understand this, if you don't eat garlic when you eat noodles, the fragrance will be half less...... Eat, everybody!"
Eating knife-cut noodles early in the morning, I always feel that something is strange.
But seeing that the zombies were eating so deliciously, Xu Yang immediately picked up chopsticks and ate them.
As soon as the chopsticks were entered, Xu Yang's eyes lit up.
With this craft, if you open a noodle restaurant in the future, it is estimated that the business will be very hot!
Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo also moved their chopsticks.
Compared with zombies, their "eating appearance" is much more elegant.
Scoop up a chopstick noodle and sniff it, and then put the sniffed noodle in an empty bowl on the side.
Soon, the knife-cut noodles on the table were swept away, but the breakfast made by Liu Shishi and her family was all left on the table.
The three female ghosts blushed, realizing the gap in cooking skills between themselves and the zombies, and immediately humbly asked for advice.
The zombie said, "Cooking also depends on talent, but I don't think you are stupid, when I cook in the future, just follow behind and take a look."
The third girl curiously asked about the origin of the zombie.
Yue Yuluo even said, "I've also seen some zombies, but none of them are as beautiful as my sister!"
The zombie's heart burst into joy when he heard this, and he said, "I am from the Song Dynasty, surnamed Yun, named Mengxi, I have liked strange arts since I was a child, and later practiced stubble, so I trained myself into a zombie."
"But I'm different from other zombies, I don't need to suck blood to survive, although my body has all the characteristics of a zombie, it has no mutation, and it looks like a normal person."
She told her story eloquently.
After she became a zombie, she absorbed Yuehua's cultivation and cultivated all the way to the "Flying Zombie" level.
"More than 500 years ago, when the dynasty changed and the Ming Dynasty was established, I was already stiff at that time, and when I was cultivating, I suddenly felt that there was going to be a crisis, so I built a tomb for myself and fell into a deep sleep." ….
"It wasn't until 50 years ago that I was born, traveled to Bactria and traveled to the north and south of the world, worked as a club in Causeway Bay in Xiangjiang, opened a noodle restaurant in Xishan Province, herded sheep in the prairie, and hunted in Changbai Mountain......
She concealed her identity and traveled the world.
However, more than 30 years ago, she was accidentally discovered by a Taoist priest from Maoshan and recognized her identity.
"At that time, the old lady had not recovered to her heyday, her skills were not too high, and the group of Taoist priests in Maoshan did not speak of martial virtues, so they attacked it in groups, and the old lady was injured, so she fled back to the tomb and entered a state of sleep."
"When I woke up again, it was five years ago, when your grandfather broke into the tomb and woke me up."
"That old immortal stinky Taoist priest is so ruthless that he actually threatens me to be his granddaughter-in-law!"
As he spoke, he glanced at Xu Yang.
Xu Yang's eyes widened and he said happily, "You agreed?"
"Hmph!"
Yun Mengxi sneered, "How could the old lady agree? I've been single and dashing for nearly a thousand years, how can I be a wasted wife?"
Xu Yang: "......"
He felt like he had been struck.
Yun Mengxi said again: "So your grandfather retreated and asked me to protect you after breaking the seal, originally I needed to sleep for another three years before I could break the sarcophagus seal, who would have thought that you actually opened the sarcophagus!"
After some conversation, the relationship between the three female ghosts and Yunmengxi is quite familiar.
Only Xu Yang was sullen.
He locked the door of the villa, drove his car out of the garage, and said, "Okay, let's get on the road first, and we'll talk on the road."
As for Yunmengxi's coffin, it was collected by Xu Yang
into the storage space.
After filling up the gas, Liu Shishi wanted to drive, she said, "I heard that there is no speed limit on the highway, there are no traffic lights, and it is a good place for drag racing."
Xu Yang couldn't resist Liu Shishi, so he could only instruct: "You must be careful, I will entrust my rotten life to you."
In the back seat, Yun Mengxi sneered, "A big man, afraid of wool?"
"The head is gone, and it's just a big scar, not to mention that there is an old lady here, are you afraid of a yarn?"
"Even if you die, I can turn you into a zombie!"
One person, three ghosts, one zombie.
This peculiar combination began the journey of "Chang'an City".
Liu Shishi still has a problem with driving, that is, she is used to driving incognito.
And Xu Yang didn't do ETC, so he could only take the manual passage when he got on the highway.
The staff at the high-speed toll station saw that the cab was empty, their eyes were straight, and they were surprised: ", has BYD Songdu realized unmanned driving technology?"
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