183 Robots can't say no
"Whew~ (The northwest wind is spiritual food, but I can't live by spirit alone, sister.) Therefore, the meat that should be given still has to be given, and the kind that must be added to the meal. Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, he was just playing tricks, if he really let him drink the northwest wind, wouldn't he have to starve to death?
He doesn't know how to photosynthesize, and he's not a mushroom or moss.
"Give you extra food? Forget it, my sister didn't cut all your food to you in half, and you still want to add food. Sister Hong'er said angrily when she heard this, pinched Cheng Hao's belly that was hanging on the ground and said, "Look at how fat you are now?" It's really like a ball, if you don't lose weight, you can change your name to Chubby Ball. ”
"Wow~ (This is not fat, this is strong, and it is the hidden energy of the back that cannot find food to eat in the future.) Sister, do you want to know this clearly? )”
How can the little tiger's thing be considered fat? And what's wrong with him being so chubby? Anyway, I'll draw strips in the future, and I'll lose weight sooner or later.
He's just a little fatter now, but he's not fat at all.
"Gotta do it, you little villain?" When Sister Hong'er heard this, she said angrily: "Just you, a little villain, still have hidden energy behind your back?" Have you ever seen a tiger as fat as you? And can Tiger Park still be hungry for you? Usually, if you give my sister a little less to eat, I really can't even see my legs. ”
Xiao Tang also told her about the hidden energy in the back, has this little villain watched too many cartoons recently?
"Chubby Orange and Miss Breeder, you two can pause the chat first, we're going to install a small recorder on the two of us now."
"yes, if you don't have a small recorder? There's no way to capture the voices of the two. After all, it's a space for nowhere. ”
The recording engineer and makeup artist walked up to Sister Hong'er and Cheng Hao and interrupted their conversation with a loud voice.
"Of course there is no problem, what do you need to do?" Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said with a smile, and reached out and pressed Cheng Hao's mouth that he wanted to open, preventing him from continuing to speak.
"It's very simple, just stand here, and we'll take care of the rest of the matter." The sound recorder said with a smile, showing the recorder the size of lard candy in his hand.
This is a small hidden voice recorder that can be well hidden. It will not be inconsistent with the shooting scene when shooting.
"Then I'll trouble you." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she stood in place and asked the makeup artist to help install the small router.
And Cheng Hao's side is being handled by the recording engineer.
"Chubby orange, the hair on your body is not very good to fix it, I'll use transparent glue to help you stick it a little, and you can pick it off after shooting, don't you tear it off."
The recording engineer who was half-squatting in front of Cheng Hao opened his mouth and said, the little fat orange was naked, there was nothing but hair, put the small recorder on, and rolled it down directly.
You have to use some transparent glue, otherwise you can only put it on the pit of Chubby Orange's head, and pray that when he sings, his head will not shake things off.
"You can rest assured, little brother, Xiao Tangerine said that there is no problem." The director said with a smile, and directly pressed Cheng Hao's big round face: "Do you know that the little gluttonous ghost cooperates a little?" When the matter is settled, grandpa will take you to eat something delicious. ”
"Wow~ (Grandpa, what you said is true?) You won't try to deceive me, this ignorant little tiger, will you? Cheng Hao, who heard this, asked suspiciously, his eyes full of suspicion.
"Of course it's true, grandpa has nothing to do to lie to you, what are you doing with this little glutton?" The director said angrily when he heard this, and pressed Cheng Hao's dishonest head.
Don't let him go back and forth, so that the staff can help with the scotch tape.
"Whoa~ (In that case, I'll be reluctant to make it difficult, believe in grandpa once.) Cheng Hao said, and casually glued the scotch tape to the other party.
With Cheng Hao's consent and the help of the principal, the small tape recorder was smoothly glued to Cheng Hao's chin.
In this regard, Cheng Hao just wants to say that his chin is a little tight, what should I do?
"Alright, that's it, we can start work now." The recording engineer who had done all this said with a smile, and got up and walked over to his teammates.
"Mr. Director, please get out of the way, we're going to shoot right now." The cameraman and gaffer who heard this said to the director.
The director immediately left Cheng Hao's side and walked to the side to watch the filming process.
"What? Big singer Chubby Orange is going to release a new album, and will he still release two songs at once? Am I not mistaken? ”
"yes, this is really a lifetime series, I thought I would never see Chubby Orange release a new song again."
"It's just, it's outrageous."
The water friends in the live broadcast of Xiancha were watching the female anchor or the game, and they were suddenly attracted by a news, and this news was the news that the big singer Chubby Orange was about to release a new song.
Suddenly, all the sailors hurriedly clicked in.
I was shocked by the content again, they didn't expect that Chubby Orange would release two new songs as soon as they were released, which was really great, and they were worried that they didn't have a song to listen to.
In an instant, one by one, I started to leave a message under this column.
It didn't take long for it to come back, and this floor was built layer after floor, and in the blink of an eye, there were already thousands of floors.
"Brother Wang, Brother Wang, in just a few minutes, the whole area of the flash screen we sent out, thousands of buildings have been built now, and everyone is looking forward to the new song of Little Fat Orange." Seeing the operation of this scene, he immediately reported to Director Wang.
"Yes, yes. It's just an appetizer, and there's more to the company's plans, just take a look. ”
Director Wang, who heard the report, said with a smile, looking at the familiar names on the computer.
It has been decided above that when Xiao Fat Orange is filming a new song, he will build up the momentum, so that the entire Xuan Kingdom will know that Little Fat Orange is about to release a new song, let them quickly start the pre-sale, otherwise they won't be able to grab it if it's too late.
These people on the computer are all in the press, or famous grandma owners on the Internet in the new era, and the company needs to use these people to advertise again to thoroughly publicize this matter.
"Okay, Brother Wang, how long will it take for the whole area to flash this time?"
Hearing this, the operator asked.
The whole area splash screen is a super recommended position, and generally only big anchors have this treatment, so how long will they flash this news this time?
After all, I promised to recommend this to another famous anchor today, and I can't let the news of Chubby Orange keep flashing here, right?
"You just flash the little fat orange twice an hour, remember that it must be punctual, and you can give it to other anchors at other times." Director Wang thought about it after hearing this, and said, just like this 24-hour uninterrupted flashing screen, he didn't believe that there were still people who didn't know the news that Little Fat Orange was going to release a new song.
"Okay, Brother Wang, I know, I'll do what you say." Hearing this, the operator replied, and immediately did as the other party said.
Soon, the names of the whole district jumped and switched to the names of other up masters.
This made the other grandmothers breathe a sigh of relief, if it was all chubby oranges today, then they would be finished.
"The speed of the people in the live broadcast of idle tea is quite fast, Xiaopangju's new song is being recorded, and they have already begun to promote it, and sure enough, there are still a lot of merits for big companies." In the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, Brother Li couldn't help but smile when he looked at the splash screen on the screen.
"After all, Xiancha Live has obtained the right to release the Chubby Orange album. and other related song agency, it is normal for them to be in such a hurry. ”
"Yes, I heard that Chubby Orange's blue and white porcelain has been viewed 6.1 billion times worldwide, and the album has sold 80 million copies worldwide."
"That's right, I heard that this year's Chubby Tangerine may also participate in the Golden Melody Awards."
When the bodyguards and staff on the side heard it, they said nonsense.
"Who are you listening to when you hear this?" Brother Li couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and asked, with 6.1 billion hits worldwide, has the album sold 80 million copies? Is this kidding him, where did these guys hear about it?
"Of course, it's based on the statistics of the grandmother on the website." The bodyguard said without thinking.
"That's right, he's got the data." The makeup artist on the side nodded, indicating that he had also seen this video.
"Then most of you are deceived, if you really reach so many plays, take a look, will this Mr. Principal still slam the door like this?" Brother Li said angrily when he heard this, this video is fake as soon as he hears it, okay? If there are really so many clicks, why would this principal search so much?
"Huh! That sounds like it makes sense. ”
"Yes, if there really are so many clicks? The Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park has long been closed, where do you still need to receive tourists? ”
"It seems that the data of this website is very wet, maybe a person who listens to it several times will be counted."
"Yes, yes, as for the album, I'm afraid it's also fake."
When I met the bodyguards and staff here, I suddenly realized.
They said that if the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain was really so rich? Why is it still open like this, and the number of breeders and cleaning security personnel has not increased.
Feelings this data is actually fake? Then all the problems will be explained.
"So you're still a little too young to be fooled so easily." Brother Li said with a smile when he saw this, looking at Cheng Hao and Sister Hong'er, who were singing, and said: "But the little fat orange is so publicized, there are still a lot of benefits for us." This time, I want to borrow the name of Chubby Orange to help add fuel to our concert. ”
"Oh? So what are you going to do, Brother Li? ”
Hearing this, several people asked curiously.
"Of course, I took advantage of this time to buy a hot search for Ah Guang, after all, at Ah Guang's concert, I could hear the chorus of Chubby Orange and Ah Guang." Brother Li said with a smile, took out his mobile phone and went to make a call.
The bodyguards and staff couldn't help but sigh when they saw it, Brother Li is really good at doing things, taking advantage of the live broadcast of idle tea to help Xiaopang Tangerine publicize, and use the other party to preach.
"It's really beautiful music, I can't help but want to jump when I hear it, this is the power of music." As they spoke, a figure in front of them looked like a water snake and twisted past.
It was Ah Guang, who was captured by the music, and the bodyguards who saw this scene couldn't help but say with black lines on their heads: "Which of you went up and pulled this guy back?" Don't let him interrupt the shooting. ”
"Otherwise, I'm afraid he'll be beaten to death later."
Someone else is filming an album over there, Ah Guang ran over to make trouble, isn't this looking for a fight?
"I think this matter is a bit difficult, none of us can catch him."
"yes, if you can catch him, can he still stand there?"
The people who heard this muttered and said, as far as the other party is concerned, if he can catch the other party with this underwhelming look now, the other party would have been killed by them a long time ago.
"Well, that's true." The bodyguard who opened his mouth said helplessly, and he could only look at the other party like this.
"Mr. Aguang, please don't walk around, it's filming now, and I hope you can cooperate a little." The director looked at Ah Guang who was walking around, and caught the other party back with a single mention.
"Great, Mr. Principal, it's really well done."
"That's right, someone can finally restrain Ah Guang."
Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but applaud, and their faces were filled with happy smiles.
"Mr. Principal, please rest assured, I promise not to destroy it, I just heard the beautiful singing, and I can't help it." Ah Guang, who was caught, opened his mouth and said, a little puzzled how the other party could catch himself so easily?
Obviously, he dodged very well, and even ten people couldn't get into him.
"Mr. Ah Guang, for the sake of insurance, it's better for the old man to catch you, after all, you can't help it, right?" The director said with a smile, and firmly grasped the other party, not letting the other party move.
Ah Guang, who was caught, was very helpless, but there was no good way, because he really couldn't move now, so he could only stay where he was.
But fortunately, the singing did not last long, and the filming was over.
"Thank you, Chubby Orange. I'm going to take the recorder off for you. The sound recorder who had completed the sound collection said with a smile that it was great that Chubby Orange could cooperate with him.
"Whew~ (Then hurry up, this thing sticks to me and makes me uncomfortable.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, raised his chin and asked the other party to take the things away.
"Miss Hong'er, you really don't have the idea of making your debut? I feel that your voice is no worse than those singers on the front line, and what you lack is just some professional training. After listening to Sister Hong'er's singing, Brother Li asked with a smile, very much with the idea of digging another singer.
After all, the other party is a member of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, and he can directly sing with the little fat orange, without inviting any lyricists and composers.
Moreover, the other party's voice is very good.
As long as you let a professional person bring a few months to a few years of effort, you will be a very standard singer.
"Thank you Brother Li for the compliment, but I don't have this idea, I'm just a breeder, and my biggest hobby is to watch the little tigers grow up healthily." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said with a smile, being a singer or something? It was too far away for her.
Taking care of baby tigers and all kinds of animals is what she has been fighting for all her life.
"Alright then, if you change your mind, Miss Hong'er, you can come to me at any time." Brother Li said with some pity when he heard this, it is a pity that a talented person like Miss Hong'er does not become a singer, and the music world has lost a good singer.
I hope the other party can figure this out and turn back as soon as possible.
"Okay, thank you, Brother Li." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, and handed the recorder she was carrying to the staff who came over.
"Mr. Principal's filming is over, you should let me go." Seeing this scene, Ah Guang asked.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I almost forgot about it, but it's not too late." Hearing this, the principal smiled, and immediately let go of the holding Ah Guang.
The bodyguards who saw this scene immediately came up and said:
"How? Ah Guang. What does it feel like to be caught? ”
"Yes, I've told you a long time ago, don't think that you are invincible in the world with a little strength, there are more people in the world who are better than you."
"That's right, you'd better control yourself next time."
Let the other party skin, and now the other party knows in front of whom the skin can be made? You can't skin in front of anything, right?
"Mr. Principal, our work here is over, so let's go."
After the boss saw the video and saved it, he walked up to the director and said.
Now that the work is done, it's time for them to leave.
"Okay, okay, everyone be careful all the way."
Hearing this, the director smiled, and everyone in the recording studio left one after another.
"Whew~ (Now that things are settled, it's time for me to go to bed.) )”
Seeing the people who left the recording studio, Cheng Hao muttered. And he got up from the ground.
"Where's the head, Chubby Orange? Don't run, wait for me. ”
Seeing this scene, Ah Guang shouted, and immediately didn't bother to pay attention to the bodyguards and chased after him. But all that responded to him was the vanished orange.
"Dididi"
"Doctor Tangerine, don't run so fast, be careful of falling." Inside the complex, the 009 robot standing in it immediately chased after it with blue light behind it.
He hadn't forgotten what his mission was.
"Mr. Ah Guang doesn't need to chase anymore, you can't catch up with Xiao Tang." Sister Hong'er saw Ah Guang running and spoke.
The other party is only two-legged, how can it be possible to run over the four-legged little orange? And even more so when Tachibana wants to leave, it's even more impossible.
"Miss Breeder, the little fat orange is running so flustered, what are you going to do?" After hearing the voice, Ah Guang stopped and asked.
"At this point in time, if I'm not mistaken? Xiao Tangerine, he should have gone straight to the cafeteria. When Sister Hong'er heard this, she looked at her phone and said, Xiao Tang must be ready to eat at this time.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have run in such a hurry.
"Chubby Orange, is this going to eat? I thought it was something else. As soon as Ah Guang heard this, he immediately stopped worrying.
Since Chubby Orange has gone to eat, then he can find each other in the cafeteria.
"Like this? Okay, okay, I got it. During this time, I will let Xiao Xiaotangi work a little harder, no problem. The director said with a smile when he heard this.
"Then it's troublesome Mr. Principal, Xiao Tangerine is about to release an album. At this time, it is better to appear in front of everyone every day. Director Wang said with a smile that since they were preparing for the release of the album, it was naturally the most important step that could not be missed.
That is, Xiao Tang has to broadcast live, as soon as Xiao Tang broadcasts live, he may be angry and come immediately, and when everyone watches the live broadcast, they will pay attention to the new songs, and the popularity of coming and going is not there?
"Well, the old man will arrange a special person to broadcast Xiao Xiaotangi live." The director said with a smile, Originally, no one in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain had time to broadcast live, but now it is different.
Didn't the 009 robot follow Orange all the time? Then let the other party do this, it just so happens that he has been following behind the community, what a waste of not letting him come to the live broadcast?
Moreover, the cameras all over the other party's body only need to be plugged into the interface, isn't this much better than them messing around?
"Mr. Principal, I'm the latest robot in the department, with a series of advanced weapons such as electromagnetic guns, did you actually let me go live broadcast?" The 009 robot guarding Cheng Hao's side had an unbelievable expression on his face after hearing the director's words.
He's a super robot, and now he's going to work for a little tiger? If this matter gets out, then how can he mix it up?
What would other super robots think of him?
"Robot 009, don't think things are so complicated. Come on, come on, the old man will explain it to you, maybe you will figure it out. "When I saw the 009 robot, I wasn't very willing to help.
The director immediately pulled the other party to the side and started ideological work.
"Really? Mr. Consultant, don't lie to me, if I show my face live broadcast, will I not only be able to enhance my fame, but also gain many fans? Hearing this, the 009 robot spoke, his eyes half skeptical and half excited.
"Of course, I don't have anything to do with this kind of thing? Don't you think you can't? The director looked at the 009 robot and asked, he saw through the robot's personality at first glance, reckless and childish.
He didn't believe that the other party would miss such an opportunity to express himself.
"Of course there's no problem, I'm the most powerful robot, how could there be a problem?" As soon as the 009 robot heard this, he immediately said unhappily.
How could his latest robot not work? He will prove to the other person that he is not only good, but very good.
"That's right, go show me what you're capable of." The director smiled and said, "Prove to all the robots that you are the best." ”
"Yes, Mr. Advisor. I'll leave it to me, and I'll let you see a robot that's completely different from their impression. I will let everyone know that I am the most powerful robot. Hearing this, the 009 robot said, and the whole robot looked a little excited.
"That's right, that's what a good robot should be. Go ahead, let me see how good you are, and let everyone see how good you are. The principal continued to flicker.
"Yes, Mr. Advisor." Hearing the 009 robot here say in high spirits, he ran over with small steps.
"Principal, it's really okay for you to fool him like this, he doesn't look very smart." After Sister Hong'er on the side saw this scene, she walked up and said.
Mr. Principal is really amazing, and he was stunned by this robot.
"How can I call this a fool? I haven't said a word wrong so far. Hearing this, the director explained with a smile: "The live broadcast can really increase his popularity, and there is nothing wrong with this." ”
"But the question is, is he really popular?" Sister Hong'er said weakly, the director of the park is trying to fool the 009 robot as a tool man, in case the 009 robot finds that he can't get fans after a while, he wants to see what the director will do when the time comes?
"I don't know much about this, but it depends on his creation." The director spread his hands and said, obviously I don't know, I don't know, don't come to me.
Seeing this, Sister Hong'er was very helpless.
Sure enough, just like she thought, the principal is the best at fooling people.
"Dear viewers, dear beauties, hello everyone!"
"Welcome to the live broadcast room, I'm your favorite 009 robot, how are you doing today?"
Inside the tiger bar, Robot 009 held his mobile phone and said. He also tidied up his tie from time to time, showing his handsome appearance to the audience and friends in the live broadcast room.
"I said, are we going to the wrong live broadcast room?"
"That's right, I received a text message from the live streaming platform. I only knew that Chubby Orange was live today. But is this live broadcast room a replacement? Why did you come out with such a stupid thing? ”
"That's it, and we don't know him at all, when did you become the favorite of him?"
"That's right, it's the only one to be a robot to be so thick-skinned."
The sailors who came in saw it. The No. 009 robot in the live broadcast room was stunned one after another.
After repeatedly confirming that there was no problem in the live broadcast room he came to, he was officially back up, and there was a robot in front of him that looked like a second fool.
"Who am I, you may wonder? Maybe wonder who I am. But it doesn't matter, you'll find out in a moment. Facing the suspicion of the sailors in the live broadcast room, the 009 robot turned in circles.
"So what the hell are you? Hurry up and let out our cute little chubby orange. ”
"It's just, we're not here to see you, can you figure it out?"
Everyone who saw this scene said with black lines on their heads.
They now want to arrest the person who texted them, torture them, and ask if they have any serious illness. It's okay to push them out, what does such a mentally retarded robot do? What they want to see is a cute little chubby orange, okay?
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry. Chubby Orange is coming soon. "The scolding 09 robot said that it was trivial, isn't it just scolding? It's not that he hasn't been subjected.
"Does this robot have a hole in its brain? Does he know who these people are coming to see? Cheng Hao, who was lying on the side, was speechless, he was convinced of this stupid guy, this stupid guy didn't even know who these sailors came to see, so he talked a lot over there.
"Look here, who is this? Isn't it your lost little fat orange? Robot 009 smiled and turned the camera on its phone.
"Yes, yes, this is the little fat orange we lost, hurry up and send him back to us."
"Yes, yes, here is my address, please send him back to see me as soon as possible, thank you."
After seeing Cheng Hao lying down, everyone couldn't help but say happily.
Indicate that this is their lost little tiger, please give it to them as soon as possible.
"Looks like everybody knows it's Chubby, and that's great." Seeing this, the 009 robot said with satisfaction: "Then next, I'll introduce to you who I am, right?" ”
"Aren't you the Zero Zero Nine robot? You just said it. ”
"It's robot 009, don't make fun of yourself, we're not here to see you."
"That's right, as a robot, can you make a face? I don't take you to hide private goods like this. ”
Hearing that everyone here said that people were numb, they had never seen a guy like this.
I really don't want to have a face at all, and I don't know which clever person made it.
"In fact, in addition to setting up the administrator of the Chubby Orange live broadcast room, this robot also hides an unknown identity." In the face of the abuse of the fans of the sailors, the No. 09 robot said that everything was trivial, and continued unmoved: "That is the latest robot or the evolutionary department, the strongest, most handsome and most powerful. ”
"Now, everyone understands my identity, right?"
"Got it, got it, you're the dumbest and dumbest robot."
"That's right, and you don't look very smart, you said you weren't smart, you said you weren't smart, and we wouldn't have paid attention to you."
"yes, you don't look very smart."
Hearing the water friends here typing one after another, they said where did this robot come from, it turned out to be made by the evolutionary department? This is too cheap, has the evolutionary department considered rebuilding this stupid robot by returning it to the furnace for smelting?
"This idiot really thinks of himself as the protagonist, huh?" Looking at the 009 robot talking to himself on the side, Cheng Hao was speechless.
So I just closed my eyes and fell asleep, as the so-called out of sight and out of mind. He didn't bother to pay attention to this guy either.
(End of chapter)