186 Look at how this tiger will fix you

"Isn't this a lack of robbery? Are you so excited? Don't let the subordinates think we're arguing, everyone is civilized, and they should speak politely. The commander of Peak Crack City said, pulling the mobile phone that was originally attached to his ear directly away, the other party wanted to kill him? Why are you talking so loudly? He is not deaf.

"If I don't be louder, can you guys be so honest?" The commander said angrily: "After Xiao Tang goes to your side, as soon as the concert is over, he must be sent back to me immediately." ”

"You are not allowed to leave him under any pretext, do you understand? Otherwise, I'm not done with you bastard. ”

"I can promise to do this, but when the concert is over? Whether you want to go or not is none of my business. ”

"After all, this kind of thing is very important, as long as I am not forced to stay, then it is useless for you to sue the headquarters." Hearing this, the commander of Peak Crack City clasped his hands to his chest and said.

He really wouldn't force Chubby to stay, but if Chubby didn't want to go? That has nothing to do with him, after all, the eyes of the masses are bright, and the little fat orange will know who is good to him.

"So you guy, is this clearly going against me?" When the commander heard this, he said with an ugly face.

"No, no, I don't have the guts to go against you, I'm just telling the truth." The Commander of Peak Crack City smiled, with a smug look on his face: "Okay, let's stop our conversation, if anything?" I'll talk to you when the time comes to go to the headquarters for a meeting, I'm a little busy right now, and I don't have time to chat with you here. ”

"Bastard! I advise you to be kind. The commander, who heard this, said scoldingly.

The sound of the phone hanging up came from his ears, and the whole person who was suddenly angry clenched his fists.

"What's wrong? Commander. ”

"Which one is not long-eyed, why did you make your old man angry again?" Chen Min, who came in, saw the other party like this, and asked with some curiosity.

"Isn't that bastard from Peak Crack City? He wanted to take advantage of Xiao Tang's concert over there to move his thoughts. I would never allow anything like this to happen. The commander clenched his fists and scolded again: "Damn bastard, don't think you can leave Xiao Tang behind, you have to know who Xiao Tang is listening to?" ”

Xiao Tang followed Xiao Hong, as long as he let Xiao Hong come back early by then, no matter what kind of conspiracy this guy had, it would be useless.

"Is this still a fight?" Seeing this, Chen Min sighed helplessly. I put away the papers.

"Don't run, stop obediently, we've known each other for so long, you should know that we're not bad people."

"Yes, we promise that just one hair of you will be enough, and we will definitely not pull it out. Can you just just stop? We're getting tired of chasing you. ”

In the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, the two of them who were panting said that they hoped that Cheng Hao, who was running in front of him, could be obedient and stop and let them pluck a hair.

But it was obviously impossible, and as soon as the two of them ran around the corner, a fluffy tail poked out.

The two of them, who are tired and half dead and still chasing after each other, where would they have thought of this situation? Immediately, the two of them turned into cannonballs and flew out directly.

A ditch about ten meters was left on the ground, and its mouth was filled with dirt.

"Ah~ah, damn little fat orange, you're so bad." When his head was pulled out of the mud, he cursed.

Desperately spitting mud outside, the other party's hand directly turned them into earthworms.

The hateful little fat orange is so bad, they have to clean up each other fiercely.

"Phew!" The ugly one on the other side also stuck out his tongue and cursed.

He had never seen such a fine tiger.

"Whew~ (Even you two guys want me to be caught?) Really, I'm a dry eater, huh? After retracting his tail, Cheng Hao started to act again, he will let these two fools know what the fate of provoking him will be?

Don't you give them a little bit of power, do they really think that they can't eat dry food?

Today he wants to let them understand that tigers will trick people if they are in a hurry.

"These two chiefs don't seem to be very smart."

"Indeed, yes, the person who can be shaded by the little fat orange? It's the first time I've seen you. ”

The security guard who was watching the monitoring in the security room couldn't help but sigh when he saw this scene.

These two chiefs don't know if they're tired and fainted? Since this kind of low-level trap will be tricked, they don't know what to say?

originally thought that the two of them, chasing after Little Fat Orange closely, should be very capable.

Looking at it now, the two of them seem to be like this.

"Principal, these two seem to have suffered a big loss." After Sister Hong'er, who was passing by, saw it, she said to the director beside her.

Looking at the two of them, this time it was not light.

I don't know if I have fallen out of my tooth and need a filling?

"If you suffer, you will suffer, there is no harm in suffering more losses for the two of them, let them know that the little tiger's heart is also very bad." The director couldn't help but smile when he heard this, and reached out to touch Xiao Wang on the side: "Xiao Wang, you should also move, take a look at how cheerful Xiao Tangerine moves?" Don't say you'll grow into that big fat guy by then. ”

"Whoa~ (I'm already big, no matter how strong I am, there's nothing.) Hearing this, Xiao Wang muttered.

With his head, it's very normal, okay? If you're that thin, it's a little too ugly.

"You can't say that, you eat, sleep, sleep and eat every day, grandpa is very worried about your health, otherwise it would be like this, you will run with Xiao Tang from today on, how about it?" The principal asked with a smile.

"Whoa~ (Of course, it's very bad, why do I have to run, it's not that I'm full and have nothing to do.) Xiao Wang said, turned around and ran away directly, and if he stayed with the other party, he might really be caught and run together.

"Really, as a father, why don't you have a little orange?" Seeing this, the director couldn't help but shake his head and said.

"It must be because it doesn't do any good." Sister Hong'er on the side opened her mouth and said that the director actually caught the tigers to work, and did not give the tigers any benefit.

Can they be willing? It's called the hell.

"These little tigers eat the Tiger Garden and drink the Tiger Garden, why do they still think about the benefits every day? This is a bad thing, they should learn to work hard to repay Tiger Park. When the director heard this, he spoke.

These little tigers want to take advantage when they open their mouths and close their mouths, which is not a good habit and must be corrected.

They are still so young, why do they think about benefits every day? You know, experience is much more useful than money.

“……”

Hong'er on the side couldn't help but be speechless when she heard this.

This reminded her of what the director told her when she first came to the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, and the director told her that young people should not think about money in everything, but should experience more and endure hardships, so that the future days will be sweet.

Therefore, she suffered year after year in the tiger garden.

I didn't expect that the current director would actually use this set on the little tigers.

"Ah~"

Just when Sister Hong'er was thinking like this, there was a sudden cry of Zishi and Choushi.

"Something seems to have happened to the two of them, Director? Shall we go over and see? Sister Hong'er asked, and found that the mobile phone in her pocket rang.

"You answer the phone first, I'll go see what's going on?" Hearing this, the principal walked in the direction from which the voice came.

"Commander, how are you? Is there anything you can do? Sister Hong'er, who answered the phone, asked.

"It's not a big deal. I just want to tell Xiaohong when you go to Peak Crack City. You must keep an eye on Xiao Tang, and you must not let some guys you don't know get close to Xiao Tang. ”

"What if the local evolutionary department tries to keep you and Tachibana in any way? Ignore them either. The commander said with a smile, kicking his toes against the wall.

"Huh? Peak Crack City wants to keep me and Tachibana? Sister Hong'er, who was slowly chasing after the principal, asked.

"Yes, the guys in Peak Crack City aren't good people. You have to be careful with them, don't be fooled by them. The commander nodded, his tone unusually serious.

"Okay, I see, I'll remember your words Commander, and take a good look at Tachibana." Sister Hong'er nodded when she heard the words and said, and saw two figures hanging on the flagpole on the west side of the complex.

"Master, master, put the two of us down. I felt like my brain was a little congested, and I was almost unconscious. ”

"Yes, master, I feel so uncomfortable, you have great mercy, let the two of us down."

The two people hanging on the flagpole begged as they looked at the snickering figure on the ground.

"I told you two a long time ago that Xiao Tangerine is not easy to deal with, you two little guys don't believe it, now you know how powerful Xiao Tangerine is, right?" The director said as he untied the iron cables.

"Got it, got it. We won't dare to underestimate Little Orange next time. ”

"Yes, yes, Xiao Tang actually makes traps. It's horrible. ”

The two people who heard this spoke one after another, and they were both tossed.

They never thought that as a little tiger, Xiao Tang would actually create traps to deceive them.

Even if this kind of thing is said, no one will believe it, right?

"Xiaohong, what's wrong with you over there? I seem to hear the sound of twelve hours, what is the matter with them? The commander asked, a little puzzled by the situation.

"Report to the commander, the two of them have nothing to do, they were just teased by Xiao Tang." Looking at the two people who were slowly put down, Sister Hong'er explained: "Xiao Tang made a trap and transferred them to the flagpole. The principal is now letting the two of them down. ”

"Is that so? Little orange is really naughty, how can she do such a bad thing? What do you think? Tachibana isn't hurt, is she? The commander asked with a smile.

"No, I didn't see the shadow of Xiao Tang, I guess I ran away again."

"As for the situation of the two of them, I don't know." Sister Hong'er spoke.

"The two of them? You don't have to worry. They're Kyoto's ace evolutionaries, and they're not that easily injured. Hearing this, the commander said with a smile.

Isn't it just a little trap? At most, hang the two of them up and hang them for a few days, how can they get hurt? That's a real underestimate of them.

"That's good, that's good, I'm worried that the two of them will get hurt. As soon as I heard that, Commander, I was much more relieved. Sister Hong'er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she heard this.

"How? How are you two little ones doing now? Can you still move? The director looked at the two people who were put down and asked with a smile.

"Report to the master, except for the two of us who are a little dizzy, everything is fine."

"Yes, master, don't worry, the two of us will take a little rest and go chase after the little fat orange immediately."

The two people who heard this shook their heads and said.

Although the two of them were a little dizzy, they had already figured out the tricks of Chubby Orange.

Next time, I won't fall for this kind of low-level fool again.

"Very good, it looks like you two have realized your shortcomings, and I'm really happy for you."

"Then you can take a break and continue to chase Tangerine." The director said with a smile.

"Yes, master." The two nodded when they heard this.

He got up from the ground again, they wouldn't give up so easily, so Xiao Tang washed his hair and waited for them.

"How dare you chase me? If I don't teach you a lesson, you really think I'm a bully, don't you? Next, I'm going to make you cry. Cheng Hao, whose tail was wrapped in watermelon skin and placed on the ground, muttered.

He jumped up to the door and stuck an open jar of chili powder on the crack of the door.

Then I put it on the ground again, round and round dried soybeans.

And before he was done with all this, he didn't know where to get a bag of flour? Directly on the windowsill.

"Whoa~ (I want to see, you two guys, do you dare to chase me?) Cheng Hao, who had done all this, nodded with satisfaction, and sat on the ground, waiting for the two unlucky guys to come over.

"Big brother security. Where is Chubby Orange now? Can you tell us about it? The two of them, who had rested well and felt strong, asked the security guard on the other side of the monitoring room as they walked.

"You two are still going to chase Tangerine? You've choked enough to be tossed by him, otherwise forget it. In the monitoring room, the security guard who looked at the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park said.

Looking at the miserable appearance of their two brothers, he was a little embarrassed to tell them?

Otherwise, the two of them would have better forget it.

This was made like this by Xiao Tangerine, don't you give up? That's a bit too dead-eyed, isn't it?

"It's absolutely impossible for us to give up easily."

"Yes, our brothers' life creed has not given up this word, so you don't need to persuade Brother Security anymore."

As soon as they heard this, the two immediately spoke.

Are the two of them the ones who give up so easily? That's definitely not the case, so the other party must not say this kind of thing again, they will not give up so easily.

"Okay then, I'll tell you two little oranges, where are you now? He's in the utility room of Tiger Park right now. The security guard said.

is the so-called ghost who is difficult to persuade to find death with good words, and these are the two of them.

"Okay, okay, we got it." The two who got the information they wanted said happily, and they ran towards the destination without stopping.

"These two guys who are just big and don't have a long memory." Looking at the two people who walked away on the screen, the security guard couldn't help but shake his head and said. And he didn't care anymore.

I hope the two of them will have better luck, and don't fall into bad luck like just now.

"Hey~ (Hehe, these two guys came quite quickly, let me see, which stupid guy stepped on the watermelon skin?) Cheng Hao, who was waiting in the utility room, heard footsteps outside.

Don't squint his eyes instantly, waiting for them to run up stupidly, he believes that this group of guys will soon take the bait.

I just don't know if the big rat took the bait? Or is it the big buffalo that takes the bait?

"Be careful, Chubby Orange is not an ordinary tiger, he is a shrewd little tiger."

"We've suffered losses over and over again, but we can't eat anymore." When he walked outside the utility room, the whole person seemed extremely cautious, as if he was dealing with some scary guy?

"Yes, it's true that we can't be fooled again, and if we are fooled again, won't the two of us become two hundred and five?" When he heard the scandal, he nodded his head in deep agreement.

The two of them walked and stopped to look, and touched the door of the utility room.

"Be careful, there's watermelon rind on the ground." When Ugly Time came to the door, he just wanted to step in. was pulled by the child on the side.

"It's so dangerous, Xiao Tang, a little villain, actually set such an insidious trap at the door?" Seeing the watermelon peel hidden in the darkness on the ground, Ugly couldn't help but gasp. Thanks to the fact that he didn't step into it, otherwise his ass would have broken into eight petals by now.

"That's for sure, otherwise you still expect him to be polite to you?" Ugly Shi said, stretched out his foot and kicked the watermelon peel away, then pushed the door open and walked inside.

Then he noticed that his eyes were red, and then a pungent smell filled his entire nasal cavity, and suddenly the whole person began to tremble.

"Ahem, you don't have a big mouse, do you? The smell of chili noodles is so choking, why does the little fat orange hide so many things? ”

When he followed closely behind, he immediately stopped when he saw the chili noodles that were spilling one after another.

"Ahhh~Spicy~"

And after his words fell, the mouse immediately responded.

When I saw Zishi, the whole person was distorted. He was holding the chili noodles on his head, and his face was red like a monkey's buttocks, because it was so spicy, and his whole body was shaking.

"Mouse, you're fine, right? You don't look good. Seeing this, Ugly Shi spoke. The whole person is very worried.

"If you have the ability, you can try it." Hearing this, the mouse gritted his teeth and said.

Spicy, just too spicy.

"Then forget it, this chili noodle looks very spicy, I can't eat it." Hearing this, the ugly man said, saying that he didn't want to try the other party's own food, and he didn't need to bring him.

"Then you just shut up honestly for me." Zishi's eyes were bloodshot, and the whole person made a hysterical sound.

"Uh-oh." When I heard it, I nodded my head honestly, and I didn't dare to be verbose anymore.

What's more? I'm afraid he's going to eat chili noodles.

"Don't, hurry up and help me shoot the chili noodles on my body, if you don't shoot again? I'm dying of spicy. When he heard this, he said.

"Okay." Ugly Shi listened and nodded. He reached out to help shoot it.

"These two stupid people are so stupid, can they really be fooled?" Cheng Hao, who was hiding behind the window, heard the movement inside. I couldn't help but laugh evilly.

Then, silently, he hid his figure.

Come in with the two of them and give them a big surprise when the time comes, and make them unforgettable for the rest of their lives.

"How's it going? Okay, no? Why are you procrastinating so much? When he closed his eyes, he clenched his fists and said.

"Don't rush, don't rush. Am I trying? I can't be fast if you push me again. Do you think this thing is easy to do? He said when he cleaned up the ugliness of the other party's head, and threw the wet wipes out one by one.

Thanks to the big rat who often burrows into the ground, has the habit of carrying wet wipes? Otherwise? The other party can have fun.

"It hurts~ You're a little lighter, I feel like I'm going to be taken off by you." Zishi gritted his teeth and said, is the other party helping him or harming him? Is he going to take off a layer of his skin?

"I've used the lightest force, it's your guy's skin that's too thin."

Hearing this, the ugly man spoke, looking at it from time to time, for fear that something would pop out of the utility room for him.

"Nonsense, I drill the ground every day, the skin is thick, it's your brute bull's strength is too great, hurry up and wipe me clean, we have to continue to chase the little fat orange." Zishi said angrily, and when he was ugly, he worked honestly.

It didn't take a long time to finally wipe all the chili noodles on the other party's body.

"It's all done, how do you feel? If you really can't do it, you can only go to the side and find a place to take a bath. Ugly Shi shook the wet tissue bag in his hand and said.

Good guy, wipe each other, and just dry up a pack of paper.

"It's okay now, it's a little spicy, but I can handle it." Zi Shi gritted his teeth and said, his eyes swept around: "Hurry up and find out that hateful little villain, I'm really angry, I must teach this little villain a lesson today, even if the master comes, it's useless." ”

"Then you have to catch him, we can't even catch him, what do you teach him a lesson?" Ugly said helplessly.

"Then look for him, I don't believe that this little villain will ever fly away, will he not be able to fly away?" Zi Shi said, stepping forward with one foot at a time.

Suddenly, the whole body disappeared with a "swish".

In the dark environment, Ugly seemed to hear the sound of his pants tearing.

"Mouse, are you alright? Rat. Ugly Shi looked at the rat that had split a big fork on the ground and asked.

"If you have the ability, you can try it, and you will know if there is anything wrong?" Zi Shi covered the lower gear and said, the other party really doesn't think it's a big deal or nothing to see the excitement, does he look like he has nothing to do?

"Forget it, did you step on something?" Hearing the ugliness of this, he quickly shook his head and asked, he just vaguely seemed to hear the sound of the other party stepping on something?

"Yes, it's the machinations of the little fat orange envoy again." Zishi touched it from under his feet, and soon found a few soybeans.

Damn, he was dignified for twelve hours. It will actually overturn on this.

A small soybean can make him split.

"If it really doesn't work, why don't we search for it? I feel that Chubby Orange's methods are more than this, and maybe there are even worse things waiting for us. When he saw this, he couldn't help but move his body cautiously.

Good fellow, thanks to him not stepping down. Otherwise, just this one, he would have to split a big fork.

"Well, let's stop playing with Chubby Orange, let's go out first." Zishi, who slowly got up, nodded, and walked towards the door.

But at this moment, the two of them found that the door of the utility room was locked from the outside, and they couldn't open it no matter how much they pushed it.

"Oh no, Chubby Orange locked the door from the outside. He's forcing us to go inside. Ugly Shi used his strength, and after finding that the door panel was about to be lifted by him, he quickly stopped.

How dare he open this door? Then the master will open his head.

"Damn Chubby Orange, don't let me get caught. Otherwise, I won't let you go. Hearing this, the mouse cursed and carefully held the chair beside him.

"What are you doing here?" When he was ugly, he asked suspiciously, could it be that the other party wanted to use a chair to smash the door open? If that's the case, I'm afraid the two of them will have to be beaten.

"Of course you tested this chair, otherwise you really want to walk over? I won't be able to kill you when the time comes. Zi Shi said, and walked slowly through the window.

This time he was smart, and instead of rushing ahead, he took a chair and explored the way.

"These two guys are pretty smart, but that's all there is to it." Cheng Hao, who was at the door, peeked at the situation here and muttered.

Then he walked away, and after cleaning up these two guys, it was time for him to go and rest, and there was nothing to do with these two fools.

"Ahem~" And after he left, the coughing sound of the two of them soon came from inside.

Then two people, as if covered in a layer of dust, came out of the back of the utility room.

"The damn little fat orange is so vile and sinister that I have never seen a more despicable and sinister animal."

"yes, this scoundrel actually put this kind of thing in the back to sin us."

The two of them scolded and touched the flour on their heads.

"Are you two little ones tricked again?" Watching the two of them return to the boys' dormitory with a disgraced face, the principal couldn't help but sigh.

Looking at the appearance of the two little guys, I'm afraid they were tortured.

"We've suffered a little loss, but we're not going to give up just like that."

"Yes, master, you can come on."

Hearing this, the two said, touching their heads a little embarrassed.

"Then you two work hard, I'm sure you two will be able to do it." Hearing this, the director looked at the two of them and said.

"Yes, master." After hearing this, the two replied heartily and went to take a bath.

"Alas! The two little guys really don't have a long memory. After chasing for so long, haven't you figured out the gap between yourself and Xiao Tangerine? Seeing this, the director shook his head helplessly.

"You little villain, why do you have time to come to my sister's place? Aren't you being chased by those two? Sister Hong'er, who was munching on a watermelon in the dormitory, said after seeing the ghostly head at the door.

"Whew~ (Just the two of them?) I made a little trick and turned them around, so do I need to do anything else? Cheng Hao walked in, very skillfully curled the melon with his tail, and gnawed on.

"Really? Then it seems that my sister has underestimated you? Sister Hong'er said with a smile.

"Whew~ (Of course, I said it earlier, those two stupid people are not all of them.) Cheng Hao nodded, his eyes quietly looked at the back of Sister Hong'er's bed, and the hidden thing said: "Whoa~ (Sister, what's behind you?)" I don't think I saw it yesterday. )”

"You say this, this is a benefit issued by the department." Sister Hong'er took out the gift box from behind the bed and opened it in front of Cheng Hao.

"Whew~ (I thought it was a good thing?) It's just a bag? After Cheng Hao saw it, he said with great disappointment.

"Otherwise, do you think it's going to be something to eat? You're a greedy little villain. Sister Hong'er closed the lid and said, knocking on Cheng Hao's head: "If there is nothing to do, you little villain can sleep." ”

"Whoa~ (I went to sleep, it's not that the food is not fun.) Cheng Hao said, turned around and ran.

He's going to see his men tonight, but he doesn't have the time to continue wandering around.

"Go, go, little glutton." Sister Hong'er smiled, and Cheng Hao jumped out of the window and went to his tiger fence.

"Dididi"

"DiDi Di Di"

In the tiger bar, after seeing Cheng Hao coming, the No. 009 robot said with some complaints: "You came back too late today, this is much later than before." ”

Now there are no living people in the live broadcast room, which really makes him too depressed, and the only time when there are many people is when the other party appears on camera.

It can be said that he has to rely on the other party for live broadcast now.

The other party actually came back later than usual tonight, can you bear it for two minutes? You must know that time is money, and the other party made him lose a lot of money all of a sudden.

"Whew~ (It's not good that I'm back late, aren't you guys chatting with my account, and you're having a good time?) Cheng Hao was speechless when he heard this, since this guy took his account to chat.

There aren't many living people in his live broadcast room now, and even if there are, come and see this guy alive.

It can be said that thanks to this guy, no one in his live broadcast room is urging the live broadcast anymore.

He really wanted to thank the other party's eight-generation ancestors. Maybe for robots, there is definitely no concept of ancestors.

"Have you seen that? Tachibana is back, let's continue the live broadcast. ”

"Welcome new teammates, you can ask this robot if you have any questions."

"This robot promises to say everything, know everything? I'm going to tell everyone everything I know. Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room was rising, the 009 robot had no time to complain, and hurriedly started its own live broadcast.

"We just want to know when you, the pit robot, will be able to get out of the way and let the young lady come to broadcast live to us?"

"That's right, you're a pit robot, we're here to see Chubby Orange, not to see you, do you have a few points in your heart?"

"That's right, hurry up and move your stinky face over, we want to see the beauty of the little fat orange."

Hearing this, the sailors immediately took action, and in an instant, the entire live broadcast room was swiped.

(End of chapter)