"My grandfather's name is Hu Guohua, and the ancestor of the Hu family was a famous landowner in ten miles and eight townships, and in the most glorious period, he bought more than 40 houses connected by three alleys in the city......

"Hu Guohua has the most ghost ideas, in order to deal with his uncle, after returning home, he went to the village to find a paper craftsman who tied paper people and paper horses......

Late at night.

In the B&B room, Xu Yang held his mobile phone and found a horror article from the Internet, and was talking about it vividly.

When he talked about the paper man that Hu Guohua found someone to tie came back to life-

"Ding!"

"Zombies are frightened, merit +100, constitution +1."

Xu Yang's eyes lit up and he continued.

"Ding!"

"Zombies are frightened, merit +100, constitution +1."

"Ding......

The successive system prompts made Xu Yang's whole person in a state of excitement, but at this moment......

Bang bang bang!!

The occupant of the next room, banging on the wall, said angrily, "Damn, you still don't let people sleep?"

"Telling ghost stories in the middle of the night, what the hell is ***, right?"

It's a B&B after all.

The residents renovated the two houses with partitions, and it is normal for the sound insulation to be poor.

Xu Yang frowned and continued to speak.

Bang bang bang!

The next door knocked on the wall again, and said angrily: "Damn, shut up, believe it or not, Lao Tzu came over and stuffed your head into the **?"

Inside the sarcophagus, Yun Mengxi heard the scolding, his eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Xu Yang, don't talk about it, it's not good to disturb others' rest."

Xu Yang opened the listening software, searched for the ghost story he had just told, clicked on play, put his mobile phone on the coffin lid, got up and said, "It's okay, you make do with it for a while, I'll come when I go."

He flipped his hand and pulled out the hammer.

He used a magic power talisman and a vajra talisman again, and then silently walked out of the door and came to the next room.

"Are you...... Northwest Hammer King Xu Yang?"

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm Shandong Xiao Li Kui...... I advise you not to be ignorant...... Yes...... Big brother, I was wrong!"

In the sarcophagus, Yun Mengxi tilted his ears sideways, only to hear the sound of ping-pong jingling bells coming from the next room, followed by the screams and begging for mercy of Nalaoshzi "Shandong Xiao Li Kui".

Three minutes later, Xu Yang returned to the sarcophagus with a hammer.

He brought a table and a chair, placed them next to the sarcophagus, and began to draw talismans.

And in the mobile phone, the listening app still plays horror stories.

The voice actor's ability to tell stories is obviously not comparable to Xu Yang, just a few sentences, using the ups and downs of his voice and voice, the kind of atmosphere created by the ups and downs of his voice and voice, even Xu Yang feels a little chill behind him.

Inside the sarcophagus, Yun Mengxi trembled and was about to cry.

It's just that......

With her temperament, she must not admit it.

She plugged her ears with her fingers...... can hear her hearing clearly, if there is a mosquito flying outside, let alone the sound of the mobile phone placed on the coffin.

What's more, Xu Yang also turned the volume to the maximum!

"That's right!"

"I can pretend to be ...... sleeping"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Yun Mengxi's mind, and a bright light bloomed in her beautiful eyes: "That's right, Xiao Xuzi told me a story to coax me to sleep, I pretended to be asleep, he definitely won't tell it." ….

Thereupon......

A soft snoring sound came from inside the sarcophagus.

"Asleep?"

Xu Yang, who was drawing talismans, was slightly stunned, and complained: "I can fall asleep when I listen to a ghost story, and I am also a talent, compared with what I had when I was a child...... Huh?"

Then.

The system beep went off again.

"Ding!"

"Zombies

Frightened, Merit +100, Constitution +1."

Xu Yang showed a meaningful smile, and said that this little girl was quite good, and actually pretended to be asleep and snored, so he continued to bury his head in drawing talismans, and the ghost story was still playing on the mobile phone on the coffin lid.

After about 20 minutes.

Bang bang bang!!

Yun Mengxi finally couldn't hold on.

She slapped the coffin board hard, so shocked that Xu Yang's mobile phone fell to the ground, and the coffin nails fell off one by one, she lifted the coffin lid and drilled out, staring at Xu Yang angrily and said, "Is there a mistake, a broken ghost story is live, and you still don't want to let the old lady sleep?"

"Haha......"

Xu Yang said, "Didn't you ask me to tell you a story......

He picked up his phone and turned off the listening app.

Glancing at the system attribute interface, he found that the value behind the [Merit Value] column had returned to more than 5,000, and he immediately yawned with satisfaction: "Okay, it's late at night, I have to attend the Dao Dharma Conference tomorrow, go to bed first."

Xu Yang set the alarm clock, lay on the bed, and fell asleep after a while.

Yun Mengxi glanced at Xu Yang who was lying on the bed with resentment, and silently returned to the sarcophagus.

She closed the coffin board by herself and lay quietly on the jade pillow and fox skin.

It's just that......

As soon as he closed his eyes, the story told by Xu Yang involuntarily appeared in his mind, and he also added a picture.

I shuddered.

Yun Mengxi curled up, tossing and turning in the cramped sarcophagus, but she couldn't sleep.

Especially on the bed outside the sarcophagus, Xu Yang's even breathing sound kept coming, like a worm drilling straight into Yun Mengxi's ears, making her unable to sleep at all!

She kicked the sarcophagus a few times in a huff, tossing and turning, and the images of ghost stories kept coming to mind in her head......

Ultimately.

She quietly lifted the coffin board, tiptoed to the bedside.

Slowly approaching, looking at the sleeping Xu Yang, Yun Mengxi muttered, "This little Xu Zi is quite handsome......

She quietly climbed onto the bed and lay down on Xu Yang's side.

Feeling the body temperature on Xu Yang's body, the fear caused by the ghost story finally gradually subsided, Yun Mengxi secretly changed his mind and said, "Xu Yang slept very hard, and he didn't know that I climbed into his bed."

"Just get back to the coffin before he wakes up in the morning, and it will be seamless......

Thinking like this in his heart, Yun Mengxi gradually fell asleep.

She slept unsteadily, stretched her legs, turned over, and unconsciously hugged Xu Yang.

And Xu Yang ......

In the hot summer, there was no air conditioning in the room, and he was sweating and very uncomfortable.

But all of a sudden......

It feels cold around me, as if someone has turned on the air conditioner.

Roll over...... It is even more like sleeping with the air conditioner in your arms. ….

Comfortable sleep is always short.

Xu Yang felt that he had just fallen asleep, but in his ears, the alarm clock on his mobile phone rang.

He slowly opened his sleepy eyes, and he was greeted by a beautiful face that was close at hand.

Yunmengxi?

it!

Xu Yang instantly fell asleep.

The most important thing is...... Yun Mengxi was still pillowing his arm, which made it difficult for Xu Yang to even turn around, so he could only free his other hand and carefully turned off the alarm clock on his mobile phone.

At this time, he had time to look at Yunmengxi.

One person and one zombie, almost face to face at the moment.

Xu Yang could even clearly feel Yunmengxi's cool snort and breathing......

There was still a drop of crystal saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth.

The two small fangs, sticking out from the corners of their mouths, are not half terrifying, but look very cute.

Her skin, which can be broken by blowing, is not half a point

Blemish.

Xu Yang couldn't help but stretch out his fingertips and gently poke Yun Mengxi's face...... Soft and soft, full of touch, except that it is cold and has no body temperature, there is no difference from people.

He rolled his Adam's apple and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"She slept so soundly, I kissed her secretly, there should be no problem, right?"

As soon as this thought came out, it was difficult to suppress it.

Pro-zombie?

It's exciting to think about!

However, Xu Yang didn't know......

At this moment, Yunmengxi had already woken up as early as the moment the alarm clock went off.

She only felt her heart beat faster, like a fawn crashing......

"Damn!"

"Why did I sleep so deeply?"

"This ...... It's embarrassing, isn't it?"

"Ah...... He, he ...... This little Xu Zi actually dares to touch the old lady's face?"

Yun Mengxi was thinking about the battle between heaven and man in his mind, and was thinking about how to resolve this embarrassing situation after opening his eyes, when he suddenly ...... A warm sensation came from his lips.

Her eyes widened.

Xu Yang, who had just spoken: "........."

A man and a zombie, staring at each other with big eyes, retreated as if they had been electrocuted after holding this position for ten seconds, and separated instantly.

Xu Yang jumped out of bed with a carp, and quickly wiped his mouth: "Bah, bah...... Yunmengxi, you don't sleep with a good sarcophagus, why are you running to my bed?"

Take the lead!

This trick, Xu Yang tried it a hundred times!

Yunmengxi: "........."

Originally, she was already slightly angry because of Xu Yang's "Bah, Bah, Bah", but after hearing Xu Yang's words, she was even more furious, picked up her pink fist, and appeared on Xu Yang's side in a flash, and smashed on Xu Yang's eyes.

"!"

"You pounce...... took advantage of the old lady, and still disliked the old lady?"

She shouted, "Believe it or not, the old lady hacked you to death?"

Ten minutes later.

Xu Yang covered his eyes and walked out of the room.

As soon as he went out, he saw that the "Shandong Little Li Kui" was wearing a pair of sunglasses, wandering around the yard, and immediately stepped forward and dodged the sunglasses.

"Northwest Hammer King...... Don't deceive too much!"

Shandong Xiao Li Kui was furious with two panda eyes!

These two panda eyes were left by Xu Yang last night, but as soon as he finished scolding, he found out...... Xu Yang's right eye also turned into a panda eye, and he was suddenly happy, only to feel that the grievances he received last night were swept away, and he smiled and said, "Okay, these sunglasses, Lao Tzu gave them to you!" ….

"Lao Tzu is in a hurry to attend the Taoist Conference, and I don't have the same knowledge as you!"

Xu Yang scolded, put on sunglasses, and strode out of the homestay.

Today, there are a lot of people in the rivers and lakes who go to the "Louguantai", most of them are to see the lively, and the triennial "Taoist Conference" is a grand event for the Daomen, and it is also a rare event for the people in the rivers and lakes.

Xu Yang finally stopped a taxi, and when he arrived at the "Zongsheng Palace", the first assessment of the Dao Law Conference, the "written test", was still three minutes away.

This first assessment is the same as the college entrance examination.

In front of the Sanqing Hall of the Zongsheng Palace, there are tables one after another, each table is more than a meter apart from each other, and most of the Taoist cultivators wearing Taoist robes have already taken their seats.

A staff member at the scene checked Xu Yang's ID and said, "Mr. Xu, your seat is No. 82, please take a seat."

Xu Yang found No. 82, and after taking his seat, before he had time to greet the left and right, several Taoist priests who exuded Taoist rhyme had already appeared in front of the Sanqing Palace.

They stepped forward one by one to speak, but they were not as verbose as the school leaders, and after a few words, they announced the official start of the "Fifth Taoist Conference".

Xu Yang secretly looked left and right.

Seeing a Taoist priest in the Qi Refining Realm rubbing his hands, he was about to

In the written test, he showed his strength, especially the Taoist priest sitting in front of him, who was about fifty years old, wearing reading glasses, and looked a bit old-fashioned.

This made Xu Yang's confidence skyrocket......

Maybe you can copy it later.

Soon.

The examination papers were sent out.

Xu Yang was dumbfounded when he saw it......

Special mother, the Taoist priests before and after him, the test papers he got are actually different?

He gathered his attention and looked at the test paper in his hand.

The first question of the test paper is to write the first chapter of the Tao Te Ching silently.

This is simple, Xu Yang will.

He took up the pen and wrote—

"The Tao can be the Tao, the very Tao, the name can be named, the extraordinary name, the nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth, famous, the mother of all things......

Question 2.

What is Zhengyi? Who is the Shoichi Sect Master? What is the full name of Zhengyijiao? By whom, when and where was Orthodoxy founded?

This is also simple, Xu Yang thought about it and wrote-

"The righteous is not evil, and the one is not defiled, it is the righteous one. The ancestor Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling is the leader of the Zhengyi Sect. The full name of the Zhengyi Sect is: The Way of Zhengyi Alliance, which was founded by the ancestor Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling in the late Eastern Han Dynasty."

Question 3: "There is no way for good and evil, only people call themselves, and the retribution of good and evil follows you like a shadow" from which scripture? Please explain the meaning and main points of this statement.

The corners of Xu Yang's mouth twitched, and he silently looked at the fourth question.

Question 4: Briefly describe the party's basic policy on religious work.

Xu Yang: "........."

Question 5: As a Taoist cultivator, ghost hunting is a compulsory course, how did you overcome your psychological fear when you hunted ghosts?

Xu Yang's eyes lit up!

I'm familiar with this!

He pondered for a while, and wrote: "In fact, ghosts are not terrible, as the so-called people are good and deceived by others, when facing ghosts, they must not be kind...... The more evil you are, the more afraid the ghost is of you, and when your peachwood sword is only 0.01 centimeters away from the ghost's throat, I believe that any evil ghost will kneel on the ground and cry for mercy."

The rest of the topics are varied, all of which come from various Taoist classics, and Xu Yang doesn't know any of them, so he chose to submit the papers in advance.

The Taoist priest of the Zongsheng Palace accepted the test paper and said, "Mr. Xu, please go to the side hall for a short rest, our Zongsheng Palace has prepared a meal for all the Taoist friends...... In the afternoon, there will be another assessment."

The assessment in the afternoon, Xu Yang knew.

It's a "talisman test".

After Xu Yang came to the side hall to eat fasting, he made up for another sleep, and soon it was afternoon.

He returned to the exam room, and this time the questions were exactly the same.

On the side of the Zongsheng Palace, three kinds of Dao talismans were given for the Dao cultivators who participated in the "Dao Law Conference" to copy.

These three kinds of Dao symbols are "Tianyan Talisman", "Stealth Talisman" and "Wall Piercing Talisman", this kind of Dao Talisman is similar to the general Dao sect, but the way of drawing in each is slightly different.

After Xu Yang got the three Dao talismans, he copied the cat and the tiger.

Unexpectedly, he was extremely lucky, and the "Sky Eye Talisman" was successfully drawn in one pass, and the "Invisibility Talisman" was a little troublesome, and it was not until the fourth time that he could draw it.

The "Wall Piercing Charm" was drawn three times.

It took a total of 28 minutes.

Raising his head, seeing the other "candidates" scratching their ears and cheeks, Xu Yang said in his heart, "These three Dao talismans are not difficult...... I, a little Meng Xin, who has been learning to draw talismans for more than ten days, have drawn them, why do they look like they are constipated and dystocia?"

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PS: It's another big chapter of more than 4,000 words, and today's 13,000-word update is over.

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