"Whoa~ (You are really insidious and cunning, you actually used this way to secretly photograph me, you gave Xiaoyu dried ...... No, don't you give you big beef? It's like this, believe it or not, I'm not done with you? Seeing the other party taking pictures, Cheng Hao reacted that the other party was a scheming guy.

Talking to him and saying hello is just trying to trick him into turning his head and looking this way, which is really hateful.

"Hahaha, Chubby Orange, are you greeting me? You're so cute, do you want to play on your sister's bus? There are a lot of delicious things in my sister's bag. ”

"Yes, yes. Little chubby orange come up to play, you're welcome, we're polite, and we won't touch you and stand up. ”

On the bus, after the tourists who took photos listened to Cheng Hao's voice. couldn't help but smile and said:

"Yes, don't be shy. Come up and play. ”

"Wow~ (I believe that your ghosts will go up to play, one by one.) If you don't pay for taking pictures, I won't pay attention to you. Hearing this, Cheng Hao rolled his eyes, retracted his head to the window, and pressed the window button with his paws.

The windows of the bus snapped shut, leaving the dark glass of the bus.

Through the glass, they could see nothing. Suddenly shouted one by one:

"Little fat orange, don't close the window, what are you doing closing the window? Interact with us a little more. ”

"Yes, yes, we won't play with you in vain, we'll give you delicious food, hurry up and open the door to play with my sisters."

"yes, yes, Chubby Orange. Hurry up and open the windows. ”

"There's a lot of people outside Xiaotang, aren't you going to open the car window?"

Sister Hong'er said with a smile after hearing the shouts outside.

I didn't expect to be on the road. Xiao Tangerine still has so many fans, and wants Xiao Tang to open the car window to communicate.

"Whew~ (They didn't bring any gifts, and they were teasing me.) I'd be stupid to pay attention to them. Cheng Hao said angrily when he heard this, stretched out his paw and patted Li Hua's seat: "Whoa~ (This young lady, please drive faster, okay?) It's best to pass the bus next to it. ）”

"What's the matter, Chubby Orange, you pat my seat, could it be that you want to drive? That's not good, the little tiger is not allowed to drive on the road. Li Hua, who was patted on the seat, couldn't help but smile when she saw her furry paws stretched out.

"That's right, that's right. Little fat orange, you quickly put down your paws, don't disturb the little flower beauty to work. Hearing this, the 009 robot spoke, Xiao Tangerine is too eyeless.

Didn't you see that he was looking at the little flower beauty with affection? actually stretched out his claws and disturbed their two-person world.

"Sister Xiaohua, don't get me wrong, Xiao Tang meant, Xiao Tang doesn't want to drive, he means to let you drive faster, it's best to overtake the bus next to you." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, explained with a smile.

"Oh? Does Tachibana think I'm not fast enough? You have to sit down, little orange, my sister is about to speed up. Li Hua said with a smile when she heard this, it turned out that the little fat orange didn't want to come over to be a driver, but wanted her to drive faster.

"Whoa~ (Then you hurry up and speed up, don't worry about me, I'm ready.) Cheng Hao said with his tail rolled up his seat belt, and the other party hurriedly stepped on the accelerator to one hundred and twenty yards, he was ready for drag racing.

"Looks like you're ready, little fat orange, then I'll speed up." Li Hua, who saw this scene through the rearview mirror, said with a smile, and stepped on the accelerator with her foot deeply.

"Boom Boom"

"Boom Boom"

Suddenly, there was a roar from the engine. As soon as the smoke slipped away, it overtook the bus. Seeing this scene, the tourists who were shouting were instantly dumbfounded.

"Huh? Little fat orange, you big villain, you don't stop when you hear our voices, but is the car still driving fast? ”

"That's right, you little villain, don't run, the driver should hurry up and catch up."

The tourists who came back to their senses immediately urged the driver.

The other party should stop driving slowly and leisurely, can you speed up quickly?

"Okay, okay, I see, don't worry, don't worry, tourists." The driver, who was being urged, replied and stepped on the accelerator heavily.

Suddenly, the whole bus roared, and rushed out with a "whoosh". But there was still a long way to go from the bus in front, and when the tourists saw it, they continued:

"Yes, yes, that's it, the driver, let's speed it up."

"Yes, driver, didn't you say that you have been driving on this road for more than ten years, hurry up and let us see how good you are."

"Then you're really going to do it all this time, I'm really going to speed up." Listening to their urging, the driver spoke.

Since they say so, then he has to show his housekeeping skills, let them see what a real old driver of the mountain road is.

"Don't worry, master. Our seat belts are already tightly fastened, so you can drive them with confidence. ”

"That's right, that's right, master, you can speed up, we can hold it."

The tourists replied, and suddenly felt a strong push pushing them forward. The scenery outside the window has changed dramatically.

Suddenly, one by one said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, you want this speed." Master, are you driving so fast? ”

"Yes, don't hide it, we can eat it, you can rest assured that you can open it boldly."

"Got it, you're all seated, the next thing is a bit bumpy, if you don't do it well, it's a wrestling." The driver reminded as he drove it, and the steering wheel in his hand was spinning around like the big wheel.

"What's crazy about this bus in the back? It's so fast. ”

"yes, I'm afraid there's some serious illness."

The car that was driving in front of him heard the sound of air waves coming from beside him, and he saw the speeding bus. couldn't help but scold angrily.

On this kind of mountain road, a bus is still racing so hard, isn't it a brain disease, what is this?

They had never seen such a reckless bus, and the other party really didn't take all the tourists on the bus seriously.

"Xiao Tang, the bus behind is desperately chasing, it seems that you won't stop if you don't catch up." Sister Hong'er, who was sitting in the seat, saw the bus that appeared with a "whoosh" behind her. said to Cheng Hao with a smile.

"Whew~ (What does this have to do with me?) It's not that I told them to rush. Cheng Hao immediately cleared the relationship when he heard this, this guy rushed so fiercely, if something happened, he would have to be held responsible, he was not so stupid.

This is obviously the bus driver, who drove indiscriminately regardless of the safety of the passengers.

"This bus is so nonsense, how can it drive so fast on a mountain road? It's not responsible for the safety of the passengers, and as a good robot, this robot decided to take care of it. The 009 robot, which was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, listened and spoke. I directly connected to the phone of the traffic management department.

"Hello, this is the public transportation department of Peak Crack City. Is there anything you can do? The traffic police department of Fengli City, the police officer on duty asked.

"Of course, I have something big to report." The robot who heard this said, and reported the sign of the bus behind it.

"What? Is there a bus racing on the mountain road of Huachashan in Fengli City? Is the bus still full of tourists? It's just too dangerous. ”

"Thank you for your report, I'll deal with it." The traffic policeman who listened to it said.

Good guy, it's so outrageous, it's actually racing on the mountain road, and it's still a bus, it's just lawless, and you don't take human life seriously.

"Mm-hmm, hurry up, this bus is now flicking its tail and performing stunts." The 009 robot said and hung up the phone directly, the hateful bus, actually disturbed him and the little flower girl, he can play alone, now see how the traffic police clean him up?

"Robot 009, you really do what you say." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she couldn't help but smile and said, she didn't expect that the 009 robot would really call to report it.

"Of course, this robot is the latest robot. I can't get used to this kind of thing. Robot 009 said with his head held high, what is the iron-faced selfless and courageous act? That's what he is.

"Whew~ (Although I usually hate you stupid robots, I have to say that you did the right thing, and you should clean them up like this.) Seeing this, Cheng Hao said, looking at the bus behind him. I found that the bus was still drifting just now, and now the speed is slowly starting to slow down.

"What's the matter, Boss? I'm driving right now. On the bus, the driver asked while lightly pressing on the brakes.

He's drifting around the corner now, why did the boss call him at this time?

"Do you still know that this guy of yours is driving? Didn't I tell you to drive slower? Why are you driving so fast, it's for you to give away, not for you to drag the car. When the supervisor on the other end of the phone heard this, he scolded violently: "Do you know how much trouble you caused by this?" ”

"What's the mess here? Didn't I race in town? The driver, who heard this, said weakly.

"Nonsense, if you dare to race in the city, you won't be so lucky, you idiot was reported do you know? Someone reported you racing on a mountain road. ”

"Stop me and come back and write me a review. Otherwise, I will honestly go to the small black house. The supervisor on the other end of the phone scolded, he was still racing in the city, would it be so easy for him to race in the city? I have already been arrested.

"Yes, yes, boss." As soon as he heard that he had been reported, the driver's voice suddenly became quieter.

No wonder the boss is so angry, it turns out that someone reported him, who is full and has nothing to do?

"No, yes, yes, slow me down. Do your job and don't mess with me. The person on the other end of the phone said, and hung up the phone, and the daily net did not give him peace of mind.

"Why did the driver suddenly slow down? Hurry up and catch up. ”

"Yes, Master Driver, you weren't very fast just now, just chase after it at that speed."

Seeing the tourists who slowed down, they immediately stopped doing it, how did this embarrassed other party slow down? Now the little fat orange can't even see a shadow.

"I want to be fast, but I can't be fast at all, I just increased the speed a little, and I reported it. The above have called me to warn me, if I speed up again? Then the job is lost. The driver, who heard the words of the tourists, said helplessly: "Everyone is considerate and considerate, I really can't speed up." ”

"Is that so? Who is full and has nothing to do to report? ”

"That's it, isn't this a lack of heart?"

The tourists couldn't help but curse when they heard this, and they didn't say anything about the people who were in the car, but they didn't know where they came from, and a group of people who didn't take the car reported it.

Now, they really can't catch up with Chubby Orange.

"Okay, don't look behind, the bus can't catch up." Sister Hong'er saw Cheng Hao, looked back and couldn't help but smile and said.

"Wow~ (I know, didn't I take a look at the report of the 009 robot, is it useful?) Now it seems that it should be useful. Hearing this, Cheng Hao replied, and turned his head back to look ahead.

"Of course, the bus has been reported, how can he still have the courage to drive so fast?" Sister Hong'er said with a smile and touched Cheng Hao's head: "But if they know who reported it?" Robot 009 is probably going to be finished. ”

"Wow~ (That's okay, we're okay anyway, Robot 009 is an iron lump that can't be killed.) Cheng Hao said indifferently when he heard this, anyway, it was the No. 009 robot that was beaten at that time, and it was not that they had nothing to do with them.

"Nonsense, this robot is so powerful, but not afraid of these guys, if they dare to do something to this robot? Then they are out of luck, and this robot is not vegetarian. When the 009 robot sitting in front of him heard this, he immediately spoke, he was the latest robot.

Will you still be afraid of these unarmed people?

"According to the rules of the department, it is generally not allowed to shoot at civilians. Robot 009. Li Hua, who was driving, reminded when she heard this.

This robot seems to be making a fool of itself again, and sure enough, as the rest of the colleagues in the department said, this robot is a little bit less intelligent.

"Yes, yes, so this robot waits until they attack me? There will be no problem. Robot 009 spoke.

As the saying goes, there are policies, and even if there are natural countermeasures, the above does not allow them to attack for no reason.

But as long as the other party attacks him first, then he doesn't count as an attack, right?

After all, legitimate defense is also useful in the area of robots.

"Well, Robot 009, you don't want to tempt them to attack you, and then wait for the opportunity to do it, right?" Hearing this, Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and asked, how does the words of Robot 009 sound eerie? What bad idea is the other party thinking?

"Of course not, this robot is very well educated, how could it do such a bad thing? You are slandering me by looking at it. As soon as he heard this, Robot 009 immediately spoke.

"Whew~ (With the sinister and despicable level of your stupid robot, I think my sister's guess is not unreasonable, you will definitely do it.) Cheng Hao opened his mouth when he heard this, he had never seen such a sinister robot, it was really outrageous.

With the degree of insidious and despicable of the other party, there are no conditions that will definitely create conditions.

"Well, my sister thinks so too." Sister Hong'er nodded.

"Hey, hey, what are you two talking about? Don't tarnish the image of this robot. Robot 009 shouted, and although he couldn't understand tigers, he could still understand human speech.

How could the two of them deliberately slander themselves in front of Xiaohua Beauty, who has a super sense of justice?

"Well, judging from the current situation, you may be overthinking about the 009 robot, because you don't have an image at all." Li Hua, who was driving, looked ahead and didn't forget to mend the knife.

Who in the department doesn't know that Robot 009 is a thick-skinned and arrogant guy?

"Huh? What's the matter, little flower beauty, you say this robot? Is this robot so bad? Robot 009 heard a voice from the side, and the whole robot was stupid.

Why do even the little flower beauties say that? Is the latest robot developed by his department so unbearable?

"Although it hurts to say it, this is the way it is in terms of the current evaluation of the department and the evaluation of you on the Internet."

"If you don't believe me? You can search the Internet and find everyone's comments about you. Li Hua shrugged her shoulders and said.

The eyes of the masses are bright, and if the 009 robot doesn't believe it, he will understand how much he is disliked if he goes to the Internet and takes a look at it.

"Yes, Robot 009, we said you wouldn't believe it, but if you look for yourself, I think you'll understand." Sister Hong'er echoed and said.

"Impossible, impossible. This robot is so good, how can it be evaluated so badly? It's certainly a good thing that the guys who are jealous of me do. Robot 009, after being slightly stunned, stabilized his mind and said: "This robot never cares about those little black people, this robot believes that it is the best." ”

"Robot 009, you're really the same as they say, it's really too narcissistic." When Li Hua heard this, she couldn't help but sigh and said.

What is called never waking up a person who pretends to be asleep, and the 009 robot taught them a very vivid lesson, telling them what it means to be a person who can't wake up.

"Whew~ (That's it.) This stupid robot is the most narcissistic, I have long thought so. Cheng Hao, who heard this, echoed and said.

"It's all fake, it's all fake, this robot won't be fooled, it's all the world's prejudice against this robot." Robot 009 said, shaking its head.

"Whew~ (Sister, why don't you throw the 009 robot out?) I think he's a little insane, maybe he's going to beat people indiscriminately. Seeing this, Cheng Hao hurriedly shrank back.

The Zero-Zero-Nine robot was visibly insane, and he thought it would be best to send him to a mental hospital, as he looked like a legendary psychopath.

"Don't talk nonsense, Robot 009 is a little crazy, but it hasn't turned into a psychopath." Sister Hong'er knocked Cheng Hao's head angrily.

"Whew~ (This is not necessarily, maybe this guy was invaded by a virus, I think it is the best way to deal with him first.) Cheng Hao proposed.

For the sake of the safety of all the passengers in the car, he suggested that the 009 robot be thrown down first, so as not to have problems when it happens.

"Don't worry, isn't there still your little villain? My sister believes you can deal with him. ”

"And don't throw garbage outside, it's not the right thing to do, you little scoundrel can't do that, you know?" Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and said, if the 009 robot has no accident, it will definitely have a mental disorder again, but it is estimated that it will be able to recover on its own in a while.

"Whew~ (It makes sense, after all, the 009 robot is not ordinary garbage, and it is true that you can't throw him outside.) Cheng Hao nodded his head in agreement when he heard this.

Like Robot 009, if this kind of garbage is littered? I'm afraid it will pollute the environment.

And for the sake of the surrounding environment, he felt that he still had to go to the designated trash can in order to throw the other party away, otherwise it would be bad to hit the road and smash a big hole on the ground.

"I'm not trash, and I'm not mentally ill, can you not be if I don't exist?" Hearing this, Robot 009 asked.

"Huh? Robot 009: Are you getting sick so soon? Sister Hong'er was surprised when she heard this.

"I'm not sick in the first place, what does it mean that my illness is cured?" When the 009 robot heard this, a pair of blue eyes turned into a raging flame, what is this? When did he get sick? They're not going to talk nonsense, okay?

"But Robot 2009, weren't you sick just now?" Li Hua, who was sitting on the side, spoke.

She has seen that the 009 robot is crazy, and the 009 robot is okay?

"Of course not, I'm just thinking about something." Robot 009 explained.

"So Robot 009, let me ask you what is one plus one?" Li Hua asked with a smile, and the accelerator under her feet was loosened a lot.

"Of course, it's equal to two, this kind of pediatric question is actually used to ask this robot. Is this robot so stupid? Robot 009 said with contempt in his eyes.

"Whoa~ (Of course you're stupid, if you're not stupid, how can you say such a thing?) Cheng Hao tilted his head when he heard this, and said, "Robot 009, let me ask you a question." What animal, four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening? ”

"Of course it's human, such a simple question, do you think you can get this robot? You're underestimating this robot. Hearing Sister Hong'er's translation, the 009 robot said proudly: "This robot has collected all the riddles in the world, and it doesn't work if you want to play brain teasers with this robot." ”

"Whew~ (Okay, well, it seems that you guy really hasn't lost his mind.) Cheng Hao sighed when he heard this: "Whew~ (This is really a bad thing, I also want to send you to the scrap yard for some money.) ）”

"You little villain thinks about money every day, it's not right, like the 009 robot is harmful to send it to the garbage scrap station, you know? Others don't want to take it. Sister Hong'er heard this and said jokingly.

"Whoa~ (It makes sense, after all, he is hazardous garbage, and the general garbage station can't clean him up.) Cheng Hao nodded.

"Don't go too far, Miss Breeder, I'm the best robot, and I'll be angry if you do this again." Hearing this, the 009 robot here, its whole face lit up with flames.

"Robot 009, please remember your attitude, you are here to protect Sister Hong'er." Li Hua reminded loudly, why can't this 009 robot still be able to play? This teased him and made him angry.

"Ahhh Damn! Hearing this, the Zero 009 robot was even more angry, and it really him off.

But he can't do anything yet, it's too aggrieved.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry with Robot 009, it's our fault just now."

"You don't care about the villain, don't worry about us, okay?" Seeing that the play was a little overdone, Sister Hong'er hurriedly spoke.

The look on the face of the 009 robot who was angry when he heard this made it look a lot better:

"Humph! It's pretty much the same, for the sake of your initiative to apologize, this robot will forgive you. ”

"But if you dare to joke with Ben again? The robot will still be angry. ”

"No, no, don't you want to see how smart you are? So I'm kidding you, I didn't expect you to be so smart. Sister Hong'er said with a smile.

"Of course, this robot has long said that this robot is the latest and most powerful robot." Robot 009 said proudly, seeing that there was nothing called a soldier who surrendered without a fight, he didn't do anything, and the other party apologized to him in fright.

That's where his 009 robot is great.

"Since you're so powerful? And the 009 robot, will you pick the tea leaves? Li Hua, who parked the car, asked.

"Of course it will, this robot knows astronomy and geography, and is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and doesn't understand everything about blowing, playing, and singing." The 009 robot said proudly, isn't it just picking tea? He has a state-of-the-art microcomputer, so he knows what to do with just a lookup.

"That's good, you come down quickly, let's go over and pay for the tea picking." Li Hua pushed the car door and said, and walked towards the aunt standing at the gate of the tea garden.

You can pick tea casually by paying thirty yuan here, and how much tea you pick depends on your hand speed, and if you want to make these teas into drinkable tea? I have to give some money and let the aunt in the tea garden help fry it.

"Okay! Just leave it to this robot, and you'll see. Robot 009 said triumphantly and got out of the car.

"Whoa~ (Sister, it doesn't matter if I go out like this, right?) Cheng Hao, who was looking at the people coming and going outside, said.

He felt that with so many people here, he didn't seem to be fit to go down. Maybe it will scare a lot of people away.

"Of course it matters, you stay in the car for a while, my sister goes and talks to the staff here, if there is no problem? Come down again, you little scoundrel. Sister Hong'er said, suddenly a tiger appeared in the tea garden, and this person had no problem before calling the ghost.

"Whoa~ (Then sister, go quickly, I'll be waiting for you in the car.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, and lay down comfortably blowing the air conditioner.

"Okay, you little slacker." Sister Hong'er smiled, patted Cheng Hao's big buttocks, opened the car door and got down.

"Sister Hong'er, won't Xiao Tang come down?" I paid for the basket of plum flowers, and saw Sister Hong'er come down alone. Wondered.

"Xiao Tangerine won't come down first, let me take a look at the number of people here? The staff of the tea plantation here are allowed to allow Xiao Tangerine to come? ”

"What if it's not allowed? Let's go to the next place and don't cause a commotion here. Sister Hong'er explained, looking at the tourists who were picking tea leaves.

I think it's probably no fun for Xiao Tangerine to come down, so many people are picking tea here. Didn't a tiger come down and scare everyone away?

"Don't worry, Sister Hong'er. I told the people at this attraction when I came yesterday, and they all agreed to let Little Orange come in. Li Hua said with a smile when she heard this.

The people in the attraction were very happy when they heard that Xiao Tang was coming, how could they refuse? Sister Hong'er is a little too worried.

After all, Xiao Tangerine is a big star, and when others hear that there is Xiao Tang in the tea garden? I just think that their tea here is really good, and even the big stars come in person, which will only enhance their reputation here, okay?

"I've already been informed, so I'll be relieved." Hearing this, Sister Hong'er couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, turned around and walked to the car and pulled the car door: "You little villain, come out quickly, the department has already said hello here." There won't be a problem. ”

"Whew~ (Really?) Then I'll be out. Cheng Hao said, and got up from his seat. A head got out of the car.

"Mom, look there, there's a big orange cat. It is several times bigger than the orange cat raised by Grandma Liu downstairs. ”

Cheng Hao just came out, and when the little girl who jumped out of the little red car that stopped opposite saw it, she immediately blinked her big eyes, shook her mother who was closing the door and said:

"You silly boy, that's not an orange cat, it's a tiger, you know? Don't you look at the leaflet on the tea garden? Today, a big star and a little orange came to the tea garden to pick tea, so that everyone should not panic. The woman who closed the car door pulled down the sunglasses she was wearing and looked at Cheng Hao, then touched the girl's head with a smile and said.

"So this is the tiger that the teacher said, Mom. He's so round and cute. When the little girl heard this, she stared at Cheng Hao with an interested look.

"Whoa~ (Sister, let's run away, a little girl is eyeing me, I don't think I'll go again?) We're going to be in trouble. Cheng Hao, who heard the movement here, said, pulled Sister Hong'er's trouser leg and ran towards the 009 robot and them, the child is the most curious.

He didn't want to be surrounded by a bunch of bear kids over here.

"Are you so scared, little scoundrel? Look at how nervous you are? Seeing this, Sister Hong'er couldn't help but smile and said. And he followed with his steps.

"Look at this big star Chubby Orange, he looks so fat, it's exactly like the one in the video."

"Yes, yes, I thought the tea garden was amusing us today, but I didn't expect a big star to come."

"That's right, that's right, let's take a look at this big star."

Cheng Hao is dressed in bright yellow-black, how conspicuous is it in the green tea? How conspicuous is that? The crowd saw him almost immediately. Immediately, they surrounded noisily.

(End of chapter)