218 Fat Pig Paradise
"Huh! What a big golden chicken, is this golden chicken also a part of the Tiger Garden? ”
"There should be nothing wrong, if you look at this, you will know that it will definitely not grow in the wild."
"Yes, he didn't panic at all when he saw people, it should be the animals in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain."
After seeing the falling golden pheasant, everyone standing on the side forgot to look at it.
There is no way, the feathers on this golden chicken are so gorgeous that people can't forget it at first glance.
"Goo-goo~ (Do you only care about this kind of thing?) Don't you see the beautiful feathers on my body? Look at me, how beautiful are the feathers on my body? You should be paying attention to this. The golden rooster, who heard the conversation of the people, stepped on the fence and said to the people, showing them his beautiful feathers.
Hurry up and look at his feathers, and praise him.
He deserved all the praise, all the praise.
"What does this golden rooster want to do when it walks around in front of us? Does any of you know not? ”
"I don't know, maybe it's just a little back and forth."
"yes, after all, you can't figure out what a creature like a chicken is trying to do?"
Everyone who saw this scene was a little unsure, what does this golden chicken want to do when he walks around this fence? Could it be that the mental state is not very good, and I want to wander around here and wake up my head?
"Goo-goo~ (Do you guys have eyes on their butts?) I'm walking around, but in order to make you appreciate my beauty, you're only noticing these things? Hearing their begging, the brocade couldn't help but curse, and the open feathers on his body were like a fan.
"I'll go, will this brocade chicken still fry its hair? That's pretty rare. ”
"yes, I can't see that this guy has such a big temper." Looking at the bulging golden chicken, everyone said in surprise. Will this chicken still fry its feathers like this? It's rare enough.
"Goo-goo~ (Is that all you see?) Can't you praise me for my beauty? Is my beauty so unsightly? After discovering that this group of people didn't praise themselves, Jin Ji became even more angry.
This group of bastards didn't take themselves seriously at all, it's really hateful, he must make these bastards look good.
"Okay, okay, little brocade chicken, why are you angry? Did everyone do this to you? Just when Jin Ji was scolding angrily, Sister Hong'er in the distance walked over.
Didn't the little golden pheasant go to drink water? Why do you drink and drink and make yourself angry like this, it looks like a big egg.
"Goo~ (Sister, you are here, hurry up and help me scold these bastards, they dare to ignore my beauty, it's really hateful.) Seeing this, the golden rooster who heard the sound immediately fluttered its wings and landed on Sister Hong'er, and began to complain.
"Why do you always want people to compliment you? You're too unreasonable, you little villain. Sister Hong'er knocked on the head of the golden pheasant angrily and said, "As a polite evolutionary animal, you should learn to be reasonable." You can't always get angry because of this kind of thing. ”
"Whew~ (That's right, so I suggest that my sister beat him up and let him have a long memory.) Cheng Hao, who came over, said, Hurry up and beat this stupid guy and let the other party remember it for a long time.
"You little villain is pretty good at fanning the flames, aren't you? You're happy that your sister hit him, aren't you? Sister Hong'er, who heard this, was not angry.
"Whew~(Where is it!) I'm not happy at all, but I think I have to beat him. Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, he did have a little happiness, but he definitely couldn't show it.
Otherwise, my sister will have to give him a little bit of a lecture then.
"But sister, I see that you are a little gloating, what's going on?" Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's little ears and said, "You little villain, don't think about arching the fire here, hurry up and accompany the little orange pink No. 1 sister." It's rare for her to come to see you, how can you leave people out in the cold like this? ”
"Wow~ (Big sister, remember to beat him up.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao reminded, and shook his body and ran towards the little orange powder No. 1 who was still sitting on the sheep.
The other party sat on the sheep, and he seemed to be very happy.
Are those sheep so good to sit on? He couldn't see it anyway.
"Sheep, can you be fast? Is it okay to slow down? I can't stand it. The sheep and sheep sitting like a cloud of cotton balls, the little orange pink No. 1 on their bodies spoke.
The little ones were running a little too fast, and she felt dizzy, and she felt like she needed a little rest.
At least these sheep can't run so fast and have to stop a little.
"Baa~ (Okay, okay, then let's slow down, let's stop talking.) )”
"Baa~ (Yes, yes, sister, you can tell us some stories, we like to listen to stories the most.) )”
Hearing this, the sheep slowed down. Still waiting for the other party to tell them a story, but after waiting for a long time and not finding out that the other party had the intention of opening, the sheep Yang suddenly made a mistake: "Baa~ (Sister, you should tell us a story quickly, don't say nothing.) )”
"Baa~ (Yes, yes, we're all waiting here for my sister to speak, sister, you can just talk about it.) )”
"Whew~ (Do you stupid brains grow on your ass, this sister can't understand your words at all, you talk so much about a fart?) Cheng Hao, who came over, said angrily after hearing their words.
This group of idiots thinks the other party is Sister Hong'er? I also want the other party to tell them stories, and I'm really a little full of food.
"Baa~ (yes, yes, I almost forgot that she wasn't a sister and couldn't understand us.)
"Baa~ (yes, what should I do then?) )”
The sheep who lead here finally understand why the other party ignores them, it turns out that the language barrier is incomprehensible, since this is the case, then how should they communicate with each other?
"Whoa~ (You little guys, don't worry about what to do, let you carry the little orange pink sister No. 1.) You just have to be obedient. Cheng Hao said, trotting to the side of Little Orange Pink No. 1.
"Little Fat Orange, what are you talking to the sheep and sheep? Are you whispering? ”
Seeing this scene, Little Orange Pink No. 1 asked with a smile.
"Wow~ (No, I'm helping my sister explain it.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao shook his head and said, looking at the sheep. The tail stretched directly to the little orange pink one, and rolled the other party's waist and got down from the sheep's back.
These sheep are rambling and nervous, for the sake of safety. It's better to let the other party down, otherwise it won't be good if something happens then.
"Chubby orange, where are you taking your sister here?" Suddenly being rolled off the sheep's back, the little orange fan No. 1 asked suspiciously, why did the little fat orange still carry her down, does the little fat orange want to take her somewhere?
Or did Chubby Orange get jealous after seeing these sheep carrying her, and want to carry her by herself?
As soon as he thought that he would be able to sit on the back of Little Fat Orange, Little Orange Pink No. 1 suddenly felt really good.
"Whew~ (Of course, it's to take you away from danger, these little sheep are not good guys.) Cheng Hao said, putting the other party on the ground.
After all, if something happens to the other party, then he will have one less rich loyal fan.
Just as he was thinking this, he suddenly found that his body sank. seemed to have an extra hundred pounds of weight, and when he raised his head to look, he found that there was an extra person on his body.
"Don't look at my sister, let's hurry up." The little orange fan No. 1, who was sitting on Cheng Hao's back, urged with a smile.
I can't tell that Chubby Orange is only waist high, but after sitting up, she was so sturdy, and sure enough, no grain of rice was eaten for nothing.
"Whoa~ (Sister, I said did you sit in the wrong place?) I asked you to come down because I wanted you to be careful with those guys, but I didn't want you to stay with me. Cheng Hao, who heard this, was stunned and said, he felt that the other party should have misunderstood what he meant. mistakenly thought that he was going to gallop with the other party.
In fact, he didn't have this intention at all, and the other party really thought too much.
"Why didn't Chubby Orange leave?" After speaking, the little orange fan No. 1 found that Cheng Hao had told her a lot, but she still didn't understand, so she couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
Could it be that her posture is not quite right? Otherwise, why wouldn't Chubby Orange move?
"Whew~ (I didn't let you come up at all, how did you tell me to move?) Cheng Hao said helplessly when he heard this.
But he still took a step, after all, he told the other party that the sky was broken, and the other party couldn't understand what he said, so let someone who could speak clearly speak.
"Chubby Tangerine is awesome, Chubby Tangerine is so handsome, he actually picked up his sister so easily, and my sister knows that you are the best." Feeling the movement around him, the little orange fan No. 1 said happily.
Is this what it's like to be a tiger? It's amazing.
"Whoa~ (Even if you praise me like this, you can't let me carry it like this.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, muttered, and looked around for Sister Hong's figure, it was only a short time of effort, where did Sister run away?
The other party shouldn't play peek-a-boo with him, come out quickly.
"Chubby Orange are we going to leave here now and go somewhere else to play?" Little Orange Pink No. 1, who was sitting on Cheng Hao's back, asked with a smile, rubbing Cheng Hao's big round head with both hands.
This is good to sit on the little fat orange, not only can you look at the surrounding scenery, but also can pet the big head of the little fat orange, like this kind of good thing ordinary people do not have the opportunity to experience.
I just don't know where Chubby Tangerine plans to take her to play now?
"Whoa~ (Sister, where did you go?) Little Tiger is in dire need of your help right now, Little Tiger is in dire need right now. Regarding the sound coming from behind, Cheng Hao was in no mood to pay attention to it at all.
He is looking for Sister Hong'er now, and he doesn't know where Sister Hong has gone, and he can't even find a shadow after a short while.
"Rush! Chubby orange, rush forward boldly, my sister will protect you from behind. Chubby orange. The little orange fan No. 1 sitting on Cheng Hao's back, well, waved his fist and shouted.
"Anyway, is this our young lady? I don't recognize it. ”
"This is indeed our young lady's fault, but it seems that she seems to be a little excited."
"Yes, but it's not exciting, but too happy."
The bodyguards who saw this scene looked at each other and said, it was the first time they had seen their young lady playing so crazy, and it seemed that the other party was really happy.
I have begun to pay no attention to my image at all.
"Huh? What is this movement? Sister Hong'er, who was brushing the lion's big belly, couldn't help but stop her movements after hearing the sounds coming from her surroundings.
She seemed to hear someone's laughter like a silver bell.
"Oh oh~ (What happened to my sister?) Come and brush my belly, I've been feeling a little itchy lately. The big white lion, who was lying down, said.
Didn't my sister brush his belly? Why do you stop brushing and brushing? The flesh on his stomach has grown a little bit lately, and it is all wrinkled, and the sweat left in it makes him itch so much.
You need someone to help you brush it and clean it up.
"Okay, okay, sister knows. Don't be in a hurry. Sister Hong'er's belly snapped and said:
"It's so big, it's time to learn to find a place to rub it yourself. Doesn't our Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park have a lot of lawns? Just find a place where the turf is harder, and don't always bother my sister to serve you. ”
"Oh oh~ (I'm the noble king of the grassland, how can I rub my belly on the grass?) Hearing this, the big white lion said coquettishly.
"The tone of your voice is still like this, there is a seven-point image of a little orange. You lazy bad guys, are they all wholesaled in one mold? When Sister Hong'er heard this, she didn't have a good air.
It's obviously a lion but he's lazy like this, and his tone is very similar to Xiao Tangerine, who brought them to be bad?
"Oh oh~ (Sister, you said that little tiger, obviously he learned from me, okay?) When did I learn from him, sister, don't forget that I'm two years old this year. "The big white lion said, paws pulling at the grass.
"Yes, yes, it's the little orange who learned from you, the big villain, so you're all the same." Sister Hong'er scolded angrily, these little villains don't learn from the good, and they are all very proud, sooner or later, the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park will become a paradise for greedy ghosts and lazy ghosts.
"Oh oh~ (I'm not that kind of little animal, I'm the great king of the grassland.) The great white lion argued, with another claw on his body.
"What's wrong? Our cute little chubby? You didn't sleep over there, why didn't you come here? Looking at the jaguar pressed on Bai Si's body, Sister Hong'er said with a smile, reaching out and pinching the other party's fat belly.
Speaking of belly, these guys are really fatter than the other. Together, they are about to become round and rolling paradises.
"Ah~ah~ (Sister, don't pay attention to this guy, hurry up and help me brush my big belly, I have a big belly that is also itchy recently.) "Said the jaguar, whose paws pressed to the head of the white lion.
This guy actually ran over here to enjoy it, no wonder he just looked around and didn't see this bastard.
Obviously said that they would bask in the sun together, and then go to steal eggs, but he ran over alone.
"Oh oh~ (You bastard, get out of me, you have to know that there is a first come and first come in everything.) Hearing this, the great white lion scolded.
This bastard talks so well, why should you press on him? What kind of bad habit is this?
"Ah~ah~ (This is to punish you bastard for coming here to play by yourself and not taking me to play.) The jaguar said, not intending to get up from the other person easily, and kept shaking his body, pressing the weight of his body towards the other party.
"Oh oh~ (You bastard is looking for a fight, I'm going to shake you down and beat you up.) The big white lion said this, his eyes shining with a fierce green light.
"Ahhh~ (If you have the ability, come here, I want to see which of us has a heavy tonnage?) The jaguar said unconcernedly, he had never lost in terms of weight. How can the other party be their opponent?
"Oh oh ~ (bastard bastard)" The white lion shook violently when he heard this.
"Ahhh~ (It's too slow, it's too slow, you can't shake me down at all, you die of this heart.) The jaguar sneered, holding down the white lion without meaning to come down?
"Okay, okay, you two little guys, stop a little, don't play with the second cat here, you know? My sister still has something to do, but I don't have the time to play with you here. Sister Hong'er said, and got up directly.
I've been here for a long time, I don't know how the little orange is doing?
"Ahhh~ (Don't, don't, why did I just come over, sister, you're leaving, do you hate me?) )”
"Oh oh~ (yes, yes, sister, don't go, as long as you don't go, we promise not to make trouble again.) "Hearing the jaguar and white lion here, he said.
It's a good fun, why does my sister want to leave?
"Whew~ (I said why didn't I find my sister for most of the day?) It turned out to be a good thing for you two bastards. )”
Just then, a voice came.
Immediately afterwards, Cheng Hao dragged nearly five hundred pounds of weight and appeared in front of them, of course, if he didn't count the weight on his body.
"Oh oh~ (Why did you tiger come here?) Usually you are the most cared for by your sister. It's time for us to enjoy it. )”
"Ahhh My sister is going to brush the two of us with a big belly today, and I don't have the time to pay attention to you. )”
Seeing the arrival of Cheng Hao, the jaguar and the white lion immediately turned outward, after all, the other party is the biggest threat.
"What a fat white lion, what a fat jaguar." After seeing two fat lions and fat jaguars like gourds, Little Orange Fan No. 1 got off Cheng Hao's back very strangely.
She had seen a jaguar and a lion, but she hadn't seen this new breed of jaguar yet.
Take advantage of this opportunity to take a good look.
"Oh oh ~ (What do you want to do?) I'm too thin to sit on you, so don't come near me anymore, I know? Otherwise, I'll shout. The big white lion saw the other party get off Cheng Hao's back and walked towards him with a smile on his face, his face suddenly showed a nervous look, and he began to move his chubby body and retreat.
He is not familiar with the other party, so it is better for the other party not to beat his idea, especially not to sit on him.
He doesn't like to carry people, he is a lion who yearns for freedom.
"Ah~ah~ (What are you watching me do again, I'll tell you that we're not familiar with each other, don't you look at me, okay?) "The jaguar also ran away quickly after this scene. He didn't want to have much to do with each other.
"Don't be afraid, big cats, I won't do anything to you, I'm very friendly."
"You see how Chubby Orange is not afraid of me, you should know that I am a good person, right." Little Orange Pink One said.
These big cats are so big, why are they so small?
"Oh oh~ (Don't come here, my paw is not a vegetarian, if you get closer?) You're welcome. The great white lion roared, its body writhing and writhing like a large worm.
In the next second, it will be directly twisted and twisted into the jungle.
"You don't have to be like this, I'm not too bad, why are you scared away when you see me?" Seeing this scene, Little Orange Pink No. 1 muttered, and looked at the jaguar on the other side of the bush.
And under her gaze, the jaguar also hurriedly ran away.
"Isn't it, these little guys are so timid?" Looking at the shaking bushes, Little Orange Pink No. 1 said helplessly. walked towards Cheng Hao, who was chatting with Sister Hong'er on the side.
Seeing this, Cheng Hao immediately stretched out his paws and pulled Sister Hong'er to ask her to speak quickly. Tell the other person not to move yourself all the time.
Especially don't sit on his back all the time, obviously he doesn't mean it that way.
"Okay, okay, my sister will help you talk about it, don't pull my sister's pants anymore, sister, these are newly bought beautiful pants, and they are about to be made a few holes by your claws." Sister Hong'er, who was being pulled, spoke.
"Whoa~ (Then sister, you should hurry up, don't stand here and don't speak.) Cheng Hao urged.
What he just said to the other party, the other party won't forget it! Hurry up, sister, hurry up.
"What's wrong? What is the breeder's sister Chubby Orange whispering to you? And you have to pull it like this. Seeing this scene, Little Orange Fan No. 1 asked curiously.
Is there still a time when Chubby Orange is so shy? Pulling Sister Hong'er's trouser leg is like a child, he looks so cute.
"Xiao Tang said, don't sit on him casually next time, he just wanted to take you off the lambs, not to take you for a ride." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, opened her mouth to explain.
"So that's what Chubby Orange meant? I thought he wanted to take me for a ride. Hearing this, Little Orange Pink No. 1 was surprised.
Didn't Chubby just let her sit on his back? She thought that's what the other party meant.
"If you want you to sit on his back? He will greet you with a wave of affection, such as waving to you or sitting on the ground and pulling you by his tail. Sister Hong'er walked up to Cheng Hao's side and demonstrated while pulling him.
"Oh, it turns out that Chubby Orange still has this action, then I understand, I won't be so reckless next time."
It seems that the little orange fan who is late for this scene nodded and said, touching Cheng Hao's head and saying: "Don't worry, little fat orange, my sister won't mess with you next time." When I ask you to carry it, I will definitely ask for your consent in advance. ”
"Whew~ (It's pretty much the same, doesn't that sound like a word?) Cheng Hao nodded, looking at the jaguar and the big lion hiding in the grass, with a look of disdain in his eyes.
These two guys are so timid, they even dare to refuse such a rich sister, they will eat bran in their lives.
"Sister breeder, what do you say?" Hearing the voice, Little Orange Pink No. 1 asked.
"Tachibana said yes." Sister Hong'er smiled.
"Really? Looks like Chubby Orange isn't really angry with me. Little Orange Fan No. 1 said happily after hearing this, and rubbed Cheng Hao's head: "Little Fat Orange is the best and best, and my sister likes Little Fat Orange the most." ”
"Wow~ (If you like it, you like it, don't rub my face against me anymore, if I rub it again, my hair will be rubbed off by you.) Cheng Hao, whose face was deformed, said helplessly.
His hair, which was already in danger, would be even more precarious if it was rubbed down.
"Sister, don't rub the orange anymore, he's complaining now that you're going to rub his hair off." Seeing this, Sister Hong'er opened her mouth to remind.
"Huh? Chubby orange, why is your hair so fragile, it will be rubbed down, is it not well maintained? Hearing this, Xiao Tangerine No. 1 was surprised, and hurriedly moved his face away, and began to touch Cheng Hao's head.
"No, no, no, sister, you misunderstood, this little villain, it's not that there is no maintenance problem." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er didn't cover her mouth and smiled: "His hair is very thick, but he has eaten too much recently, and his body has swelled too much." So it looks a little hairless. ”
"As long as he is willing to lose weight well, he will never be like this."
"Oh, it turns out that Chubby Tangerine is so cute that it swells up, and the hair is stretched out, I said that Chubby Tangerine is so young, how can it be bald? Sure enough, I thought too much. Little Orange Fan No. 1 smiled and touched Cheng Hao's head: "Don't worry, Little Fat Orange, even if you are really bald, my sister will spend money to help you fix your head, you don't have to worry about losing your hair, in my sister's opinion, even if you have no hair, you are very cute." ”
"Wow~ (Bare, cute hammer?) Cheng Hao, who heard this, rolled his eyes and said.
He has handsome hair, if it is gone, he will always be sad.
"Alright, don't care about your hair, Tachibana." Sister Hong'er touched Cheng Hao's head and said, "It's time for us to do something else, don't always think about hair, do you know?" I believe that sister, you are still developing, even if you don't have hair, you will definitely be able to grow it. ”
"Whew~ (It's better to be like this, I don't want to be bare.) Cheng Hao muttered. Tail scratched his big head, and he felt like he could count his empty head. That's not good news.
"Little Fat Dun and your little stupid lion come out for grandpa, you two little villains don't learn to learn bad, don't you? I stole eggs for my grandfather again. ”
"That egg is used to hatch chicks, why are you two little villains so greedy?"
As soon as Cheng Hao's words fell, the angry voice of the director came from outside, he was really going to be angry with these two little villains, and he was full of food every day to support the things he stole from.
Won't you go out and fish for things like Xiao Tangerine and come back? What kind of skill is it to always steal your own home?
"Oh oh~ (What's the matter with you guy?) Didn't I say that? We're going to steal it secretly when no one is around, why are you doing it now? The white lion's head, who heard this, shrank directly into the grass and said to the jaguar on the side.
Why did this guy leave himself to eat alone? Didn't you say you were going to act together? Why did the other party suddenly not keep the agreement?
"Ah~ah~ah~ (Don't you wronged me, okay?) I didn't go out of the second door today, how could I do such a thing? When the jaguar heard this, he immediately became anxious, he would admit what he had done, and he didn't do it at all, how could he admit it?
"Oh oh~ (Didn't you do it?) Who's going to do that? I didn't steal the eggs either. Hearing this, the white lion muttered suspiciously, it wasn't stolen by the other party, and it wasn't stolen by him, so can this egg run away with long legs on its own?
"Ahhh~ (How do I know this, you ask me, I don't know, okay?) The jaguar said weakly, and continued to hide behind the grass.
Anyway, whoever stole it? Anyway, since the dean's grandfather has found it? Then they must be in trouble now.
So let's get through the crisis in front of us first.
"Headmaster, why are you so angry? Did these two little guys steal a lot of eggs this time? Sister Hong'er, who saw the arrival of the principal, asked.
Although these two little guys are usually petty thieves, they have never seen each other so angry, how much did these two little villains steal this time?
"If the two little bastards steal it, forget it, as long as they eat it clean, I will turn a blind eye, but the two little bastards don't do it at all, they just break all the eggs and don't eat them." The director said angrily.
These two little bastards, usually eaten secretly, he didn't see it, but this time they were so bastards, they actually wasted food.
"Well, Principal, are you mistaken? Although the two of them are usually a little naughty, they will not do such a thing. After hearing this, Sister Hong'er spoke.
With the gluttony of these two little villains, can it still be wasted? She didn't believe it.
"That's why I came to these two little bastards and asked them about it." The director said, his eyes scanning the surroundings and opening: "How long are you two little villains going to hide?" Come out and give Grandpa an account of your crimes. ”
"Oh oh~ (The two of us didn't do it at all, what did you explain?) )”
"Ahhh~ (That's it, we never waste it, this one knows that it's not us who do it well?) )”
Soon, the sound of the two beasts came from the bushes inside.
(End of chapter)