Chapter 147: Teach you how powerful the old lady is!
"Ah, this ......."
Xu Yang's closed eyelids shook uncontrollably twice, he tried his best to control his facial expression, and said righteously, "How can the old man be like this? Isn't this a random mandarin duck score?"
but in the heart is ecstasy.
And this kind of good thing?
But why did the old man do this?
Five years ago?
The old man "committed suicide" four years ago, and before he "committed suicide", he was worried that he would not be able to find a wife in the future, so it is understandable that he made a marriage for himself, but at that time, he was just an ordinary person, what did he mean by finding himself a zombie as a daughter-in-law?
Are you worried that after he enters the "underworld", he will be targeted by the people of Lushan Road?
So looking for Yunmengxi to protect yourself?
Yun Mengxi had mentioned this matter before, and the reason she didn't give her at that time was that she would rather die than obey, but just promised the old man that she would protect herself after she regained her strength, why did she change her words now?
Could it be that she fell in love with herself during the time she spent with her?
Xu Yang narcissistically changed: "It seems that only this explanation makes sense...... She can't be hungry for me, right?" :
Yun Mengxi took over the conversation, and said in a complaining tone, "Does what you just said still count? Can such unequal treaties be annulled?"
"This ...... Not really, right?"
Xu Yang hesitated, "After all, you said that you made a Heavenly Dao oath, if something really goes wrong, wouldn't it be bad for you?"
"Besides, the order of my parents, the words of the matchmaker, this is my tradition in Daxia since ancient times, I Xu Yang has no father or mother since I was a child, and I was abandoned in the ice and snow, it was the old man who gave me a new life to raise me as an adult, he is no longer alive, how can I go against the family affairs he set before his death?"
When he said the latter, Xu Yang's tone became excited: "If I do this, then am I still a person?"
「………」
Yun Mengxi was silent for a while.
In her tomb, there are a large number of Taoist talismans left by the old man, that is, the coffin nails have the suppression measures arranged by the old man, and it is certain that the old man must have been to her tomb back then.
What is certain is that there must be some "treaty" between the old man and her.
But what exactly is this "treaty", now that the old man has entered the underworld, only Yunmengxi knows it.
She came to Xu Yang, in fact, for one purpose-
Insomnia, can't sleep!
Lying in the sarcophagus, as soon as you close your eyes, it is full of "ghost stories" told by Xu Yang!
It stands to reason that with Yunmengxi's strength, she can handle the ordinary ghost king, and when she sees the ghost, she directly carries the watermelon knife and goes to the ...... She is not afraid of real ghosts, but she is afraid of ghost stories!
It's like most people don't believe that there are ghosts in this world, but when they hear ghost stories, their hearts are still hairy.
So she said, "In that case...... I can't sleep, you can sleep with me."
"Huh?"
Xu Yang was stunned: "This is not good, Shishi and they are still upstairs, I think this matter has to be discussed openly with them first......
"What's wrong?"
Yun Mengxi said, "Since I am your daughter-in-law, isn't it reasonable for you to sleep with me?"
said, without waiting for Xu Yang to refute, he pulled Xu Yang to the bed.
Then he slept with his clothes closed, and sighed into Xia Liang's quilt: "I can finally sleep well today......
「………」
Xu Yang was at a loss.
At this time, where did he still not understand Yun Mengxi's thoughts?
What's so ......
In order to get a good night's sleep, you don't want your face?
Even at the expense of being my daughter-in-law?
That's too much sacrifice, isn't it?
However, it is obviously impossible to drive Yun Mengxi out of bed at this time, it is too inauthentic...... So Xu Yang quietly lifted the corner of Yunmengxi's quilt and drilled in.
Yun Mengxi almost jumped up like a frightened rabbit, immediately
He scolded in the tone of a Causeway Handle, "What are you doing? I don't care about you...... If you dare to touch the old lady, believe it or not, the old lady cut off your third leg?"
"I'm blind, what can I do?"
Xu Yang said, "It's a hot summer, the climate is hot, and I haven't slept for a long time...... Isn't it better to be close to you, so that I can sleep more comfortably, and you can sleep peacefully?"
After a pause, he added, "Besides, we were ...... last time Hey, hey, hey, ......."
Yun Mengxi didn't speak again.
But Xu Yang could clearly feel her body trembling......
He first slipped into the quilt.
After a while, they squirmed like caterpillars again, causing their bodies to stick together.
Yun Mengxi's body trembled again.
She pretended to be asleep, and there was a sound of even breathing...... The whole person ......
No, it's supposed to be a whole zombie!
Her entire zombie curled up in a ball, with her back to Xu Yang......
Xu Yang also pretended to be asleep.
He rolled over and put his body on Yun Mengxi.
In the dark, Yun Mengxi suddenly opened her eyes, she twisted her body uncomfortably a few times, and always felt that something was hard behind her, and she couldn't help but scold-
"!"
"Xu Yang, is this bastard perverted...... Sleep with his hammer?"
She subconsciously reached out to grab the "hammer handle".
This grasp ......
The body couldn't help but tremble.
And Xu Yang ......
As a young man with strong blood, he was able to endure it to the limit, and he immediately turned over......
"Ah...... What are you doing?"
Yun Mengxi panicked and screamed.
"Ding!"
"Zombies are frightened, merit +100, constitution +1."
Xu Yang was startled, his mental power was swept away, and he immediately sensed that Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin, the three Ah Piao, were quickly walking down from the second floor, obviously alarmed by Yun Mengxi's scream.
"You...... It's a yarn!"
Xu Yang gritted his teeth......
A minute later.
The door opened.
The three beautiful Ah Piao poked into their heads, but saw Xu Yang sitting next to the sarcophagus, telling a story-
"Peppa Pig calls Susie the Sheep and asks, 'Susie, do you whistle?'
"Just purse your lips and blow ......."
"Huh?"
He turned his head and said in surprise: "Shishi, Yuluo, Yinyin...... You haven't slept yet?"
Yue Yuluo said, "Husband, what was the voice just now? Are you messing with Sister Yun again?"
「………」
The corners of Xu Yang's mouth twitched, and he closed his eyes and said blindly, "Your sister Yun can't sleep, ask me to tell her stories and hypnotize...... Maybe the story I just told was too horrible to scare her?"
Yue Yuluo looked "suddenly" and muttered, "Sister Yun is so powerful, she is still afraid of horror stories?"
It was Liu Shishi, she and Yang Yin glanced at each other, and a suspicious look flashed in her eyes, so she said, "Since it's okay, let's go back first...... If your eye is wounded, rest early."
As he spoke, he took Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo upstairs together and returned to the bedroom.
"Sister!"
As soon as she returned to the bedroom, Yang Yin said, "Boss and Sister Yun...... Something doesn't seem right."
Liu Shishi smiled and said, "This is a good thing, after all, Yuluo and I are ghosts, and we can't inherit the lineage for Xu Yang...... Unless one day you can cultivate to the legendary realm of ghosts and immortals, fade away from the yin body, and reshape the physical body, but the realm of ghosts and immortals, how can it be so easy to achieve?"
"Yun Mengxi has a special body, although she is a zombie, there is no doubt that she is similar to humans in all aspects of her body physiology, if she and Xu Yang can succeed, it can be regarded as fulfilling one of my wishes."
Yue Yuluo clapped her hands and said happily, "In this way, we can really be sisters with Sister Yun......
said.
His tone changed, and he was a little lost: "It's a pity, my sister manages the ghost market and is busy all day, if she can be with us, it would be better not to give it away?"
「………」
This sentence directly silenced Liu Shishi and Yang Yin.
Liu Shishi even nodded a finger at Yue Yuluo's head, and said with a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, and she couldn't help but laugh: "You, you...... You little girl, how can you have a woman who attracts flowers and butterflies to her husband?"
Yue Yuluo tilted her head and thought about it, and said seriously, "But that's my sister, not a butterfly...... Besides, there is an old saying in human beings, which is called "Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders......
Liu Shishi was speechless for a while, not knowing whether the "fat water" Yue Yuluo said was Xu Yang or her sister.
She thought for a moment, looked at Yang Yin, and asked, "Yang Yin, what do you think?"
"Ah......h
Yang Yin was stunned: "What do you think?"
"Yuluo is right, the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders...... Since Xu Yang gave you all the soul condensing beads, it can be seen that he has a heart for you, if you are willing, we will all do it together this time."
Yang Yin lowered her head with a red face, and said delicately, "I...... I listen to my sister." ……
Ground floor.
Babysitter's room.
In front of the sarcophagus, Xu Yang patted his chest and said, "It's dangerous...... I'm almost exposed!"
The coffin lid opened silently, Yun Mengxi sat up straight from the coffin, stuck out his tongue and said, "It's so exciting, is this what cheating feels like?"
Nima!
Xu Yang couldn't help but scold, "Steal a fart...... What's your name?"
"You've got the old lady, and you won't let the old lady call it?"
Yun Mengxi's face flushed, but who was she?
In terms of momentum, you must not lose, and retorted: "What's more, the old lady is still a yellow flower girl, isn't it normal to be afraid of this kind of thing for the first time?"
"Huh!"
Xu Yang said excitedly: "What are you bragging about in Causeway Bay, the goddess of war in Xiangjiang...... I'm just a coward!"
"You dare to say that the old lady is a coward?"
Yunmengxi was in a hurry.
The most unbearable thing for her is to agitate the law.
If it was someone else, she would have jumped up and cut it...... But this is Xu Yang, she couldn't do it, so she stretched out her hand, grabbed Xu Yang's collar, and pulled Xu Yang into the sarcophagus with a brush.
"What are you doing?"
"Woo woo woo ......"
Xu Yang panicked, shouldn't this girl be annoyed and angry, and want to herself?
He wanted to resist, but ......
Even if he brushes a lot of "Constitution +1", in terms of strength, how can he compare to a zombie?
Yun Mengxi pressed Xu Yang under him and sneered, "The old lady will let you see it today, the old lady is amazing!"
said.
Tear and pull!
ripped off Xu Yang's clothes!
Xu Yang: "........."
His closed eyes opened suddenly! ……
PS: The first update is coming, there will be four more today, make up for yesterday's, don't worry, although the results of our book are rising slowly, but at least they will rise again, so it is impossible to be a eunuch!