「………」

Xu Yang was stunned.

He knew that Ma Long's brain circuit was clear and open-mouthed...... But I didn't expect it to come to this extent!

Say that the king doesn't say it, civilized you, me and him!

Don't you know this?

The point is that he also added "old" in front of the word "king"!

Xu Yang can't see it with his eyes now, and he is embarrassed to use his mental power to "see" the old king...... After all, the old king is not an ordinary person, if you sweep around with your spiritual power, he can naturally feel it.

This is very disrespectful.

The old king was silent for a while.

Ma Long naturally didn't notice it, he took out Huazi from the leather bag under the squeaky nest, took out one and handed it over, sat on the chair where Xu Yang was sitting just now, and said with a smile: "Lao Wang, smoke Huazi."

The old king took the cigarette silently.

Ma Long first lit Lao Wang, and then lit one for himself, he said, "Lao Wang, I haven't seen you in the past few years, how do I feel that you are getting younger and younger...... Look at the little suit,, or Armani's?"

Xu Yang couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately slapped it.

However, he couldn't see it with his eyes, and he didn't use his mental power to scan Ma Long's position, but he just relied on listening to the sound to identify the position, but this slap was empty.

Ma Long raised his head and said suspiciously, "Old Xu, what are you doing here? Fight the flies ......"

Syllable!

"Ouch my un (lip) ......"

After all, Xu Yang's cultivation is profound, and he failed the first time by listening to the voice, and this second time will naturally not fail.

He slapped it, and Ma Long immediately covered his mouth and shouted indistinctly: "Xu Yang, what are you hitting ***......

"Shut up!"

Xu Yang scolded, "This is the master I found for you, and only he can help you dissolve your Extreme Yin Body...... Do you want to live?"

"Master?"

Ma Long was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Isn't this the old king who sells longevity materials on the street? You forgot...... When I was a freshman in high school, I came to your house to play, and once he was playing chess with your grandfather, and someone in the store called to ask for Shoucai, and we went to the Shoucai shop to help him sell it, and you hacked him for 100 yuan."

Old King: "........."

His eyelids lifted slightly and looked at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang panicked: "It's not me, it's nothing, don't spread rumors......

"How can you say that I am a rumor?"

Ma Long said: "That day, you took the 100 yuan, and invited me to go to the Internet café to masturbate all night, why did the two of them rush from gold to silver that night, you forgot about it...... You look me in the eye and tell me, is there such a thing?"

Xu Yang: "........."

Ma Long said proudly: "Look, you don't even dare to open your eyes, and you still say that I spread rumors?"

"I'm blind!"

Xu Yang felt that his heart attack was about to be angry, Ma Long naturally didn't believe it, he stepped forward and lifted Xu Yang's eyelids with his hand to take a look, only to see that Xu Yang's eyeballs were gray, as if they were sprinkled with a layer of ash, and the corners of his eyes were full of bloodshots, and blood was oozing out, and he suddenly wailed and shouted, "Old Xu, what's wrong with you?"

As he spoke, he opened Xu Yang's other eye again, and said with a painful face: "You said you were so good, why did you suddenly become blind?"

Xu Yang was full of black lines and said, "I'm temporarily blind, I'll be fine in a few days...... Don't be so foolish, can you? Uncle Wang is a reclusive master, if you want to live, worship him as a teacher." ….

As soon as he heard the words "Hermit Master", Ma Long's eyes couldn't help but light up.

He has also seen it, and knows that many masters love to be security guards, bodyguards, sons-in-law and other professions, and like to hide in the downtown area...... This sells longevity materials, isn't that exactly the case?

Immediately bowed his head and was about to bow down, Xu Yang hurriedly stopped him and said, "The matter of accepting apprentices, in fact, just kowtow? You have to pass Uncle Wang's test first."

Ma Long immediately corrected his attitude and stood in front of Lao Wang seriously.

The old king smiled and said, "Your name is Ma

Dragons, right? I remember you...... Back then, Xu Yang was the last in their class, and you were the one who often came to the store to copy Xu Yang's homework, right?"

Ma Long blushed, lowered his head and said, "Uncle, you have a really good memory!"

The old king said, "If you want to enter my door, you have to answer my three questions, if I am satisfied, you can apprentice now, if I am not satisfied, it means that you and I have no chance."

Xu Yang was a little nervous.

If it is successful, it is okay, if the apprenticeship fails, where should I go to find the cultivation method of the underworld for Ma Long?

It was Ma Long, who said with a big grin, "Uncle, you ask!"

The old king said, "What year, month, and day is your birthday?"

"Children's Day, June 1, 2001."

Ma Long said without thinking: "I heard my mother say that I shot at night, and I don't remember what time it was."

Xu Yang opened his mouth......

Is this what is called "teaching and teaching"?

That's too easy, right?

Or rather...... What's so important about this?

The ancients liked to study the eight characters of their birthdays...... Uncle Wang asked like this, maybe he really had a deep meaning.

Uncle Wang said again, "What kind of business does your family have?"

Ma Long: "My dad is engaged in construction, I was herding sheep in the mountains two years ago, mainly because I heard that digging treasure can get rich overnight, but I was unlucky, I didn't dig anything, I just came back last month, my dad said the day before yesterday that I was idle all day long and a two-ball (street runner), saying that I would invest a sum of money at the end of the year......."

Uncle Wang: "How are you going to spend this money when you get it?"

Malone thought for a moment and said, "I'm going to open a bar, similar to the kind of glitter......

Xu Yang's mouth opened wide.

A look of shock.

Groove ......

Is this a misguided question?

Old man Wang asked again, "Can you tell me why you have such thoughts?"

Ma Long: "Uncle, this is the fourth question."

Old man Wang: "It's okay, you can say it if you want to, and it's okay if you don't say it."

"Hey, hey!"

Ma Long smiled lewdly and said, "Uncle, don't hide it...... I don't have any other hobbies, I just like to watch girls...... When my bar opens, I'll have a big dance floor on the ground floor, a DJ, and a show in the evening...... The hottest girls on the dance floor are free of charge, so you're guaranteed to be spoilt for the eyes every day."

"Not bad!"

Uncle Wang's eyes lit up, but he quickly put away this emotion, he nodded, with an unfathomable look, and said lightly, "Okay, kneel down and apprentice."

Ma Long fell to his knees on the spot, and Bang Bang Bang knocked his head three times, shouting, "Master!"

"Good apprentice...... Since you have worshipped me as a teacher, then we need to tell you about the origin of our lineage." ….

The old king suddenly sat up straight, and said in a straight voice: "Listen, my lineage is inherited from King Bian Cheng, one of the ten halls of the Netherworld Mansion, and I am a registered disciple of King Bian Cheng!"

Xu Yang was shocked and looked at the old king in disbelief.

It was Yunmengxi, who had been swiping his mobile phone for a short time, and stood up with a "brush", his beautiful eyes were filled with shock, and he looked at Lao Wang in a daze.

Lao Wang said: "My master is in charge of shouting the Great Hell and the City of Death, and he is the lord of the sixth hall of the ten halls of the underworld, and I am the most taboo of the three kinds of people."

"First, those who disobey and are unfilial!"

"Second, the one who complains!"

"Third...... To the North drowning and weeping!"

Ma Long was stunned and asked, "Master, what do you mean by drowning and crying?"

The old king explained: "Drowning is the meaning of excretion of feces and urine, and weeping is the meaning of crying, and those who complain about the heavens and the earth, and weep for drowning in the north, if they enter the city of death after death, they will be found guilty of what they committed before their deaths, and if they do evil, they will be punished by beating with an iron cone and burning their tongues, this is my master...... That's the rule set by your ancestors."

Ma Long's face was full of doubts, and he said, "Master, are you crying about drowning in the north, are you peeing and crying about the? What's the sin of this? The doesn't let people pull anymore? Why does the old man hate this kind of person?"

「………」

The old king was speechless for a while, and then said, "That's not the point...... The point is that since you have come under my door, you must not do anything wrong, you must honor the master, and remember that you have good things to share with the master."

"But ......"

Malone thought for a moment and said, "I don't remember if I ever pooped and peed on the north side...... If I enter the city of vain death in the future, will the old man punish me as well?"

it!

The old king gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, and suddenly regretted accepting this dog thing as a disciple.

Yun Mengxi on the side even laughed out loud.

Ma Long looked at the laughter, couldn't help but light up, and asked, "Lao Xu, is this the woman you are looking for again...... By the way, what about the female ghosts you raised before? Don't you like ghosts? Why did you change the tone this time? Is she a ghost too?"

Xu Yang's head is big for a while!

And Yun Mengxi came to Ma Long's side in a flash, and kicked Ma Long in the face with a flying kick.

Ma Long flew out upside down, and rolled to the door of the funeral shop with an "ah" sound, Yun Mengxi held a watermelon knife, stepped forward and stepped on Ma Long's chest, and said angrily: "Damn, the old lady has put up with you for a long time, why are you a big man babbling so much nonsense? If you dare to talk nonsense again, the old lady will cut your mouth!"

Let's talk about it.

put away the knife, walked into the funeral shop, and said very well-behaved: "Uncle Wang, I'm sorry...... I'm impulsive, I hit your disciple, you won't be angry, right?"

Old man Wang said in his heart that he had beaten well, why didn't he kill this ***!

But after all, he was an apprentice he had just accepted, and if he said this, wouldn't it ruin his reputation, so he thought about it and said, "Next time I make a move, I haven't taught him the exercises, he hasn't entered the cultivation yet, his body is too weak, be careful to kill him."

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PS: The fourth update is here!.

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