235 Penguin Birds
"Shasha~ (Although they are powerful, I am not a vegetarian either, as long as they dare to touch me, I will immediately let them burn it.) Hearing this, the big fluttering moth said, releasing a blue glow from its body.
Soon a blue flame erupted. And it was bubbling up on it.
"Whoa~ (Oh no, sister, this big fluttering moth, I can't think of roasting myself, sister, let's hurry up and get some cumin powder to help him.) Seeing this scene, Cheng Hao said, and couldn't help licking his lips subconsciously.
Look at how beautiful this blue flame is, if you bite into it, it will definitely taste delicious.
"Come on, you little villain. Do you really want to eat it? Sister Hong'er knocked Cheng Hao's head angrily when she heard this: "There are so many delicious foods in the Tiger Garden, are you like this?" I don't know, I thought you were abused. ”
The big tiger doesn't eat meat and runs to eat bugs, if this is known? I don't know what to say about their Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.
Can't this little villain eat some normal meat?
"Whoa~ (The tiger is alive, and you have to have the courage to try everything.) Cheng Hao smiled, looked at the big fluttering moth and said: "Whoa~ (Sister, you have to stop this little guy, if you can't let him run around like this, our entire tiger park will be burned to him.) )”
"Yes, yes, you little villain reminded me that I can't let this little guy continue to run around in the tiger park." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, nodded and said, and immediately shouted at the big fluttering moth: "Little guy, hurry down, if you run around like this again, the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park will be set on fire by you." ”
"Shasha~ (I know, I know, I'll come down.) When the big fluttering moth heard this, the flames immediately dispersed from its body.
He didn't want to really burn down the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Garden, otherwise wouldn't his sister have to beat him up at that time?
"That's right, that's what a good animal does." Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er smiled and reached out to take the big fluttering moth.
"Whoa~ (Sister, this guy has been in the Tiger Park for so long, shouldn't he also be allowed to contribute to the caretaker, he can't let him eat white food every day.) )”
"Wow~ (I suggest building a big fluttering moth room in the Tiger Garden to attract people who like big fluttering moths.) Cheng Hao said loudly, this big fluttering moth is so beautiful now, it can't be wasted.
This guy has to earn his own food.
"That's a good idea, a big fluttering moth like this should be shown to everyone." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er said thoughtfully.
"Wow~ (There are also a few big fat birds outside the window, let's take them to the exhibition too.) Otherwise, they will run around every day, and they will almost become penguins with food. Seeing that Sister Hong'er took her own suggestion.
Cheng Hao continued to hit the railroad while it was hot, and looked at those birds, what they had become fat, and at first glance, they were opening a small stove outside, and they had to be caught quickly.
Otherwise, when the time comes, the animals outside will be caught, and it may be cheaper.
"Wow wow~ (Sister, don't listen to his nonsense, we just grew a little stronger, not fat at all.) )”
"Wow wow~ (yes, yes, this is all feathers, all feathers.) )”
Hearing this, the crows immediately flew in and said, where are they fat? Don't talk nonsense, okay? They're just a little bit strong and a little bit feathered.
"But you little villains are really fat." Sister Hong'er reached out and grabbed her shoulder, and the standing crow weighed it and spoke.
These little guys also said that they were not fat, and she weighed five pounds of bottoms, where is not fat?
For the sake of their health, it is indeed necessary to manage their food, otherwise they will not be able to fly to the sky at that time.
"Wow wow~ (Huh?) You're not really going to lock us up, are you, sister? )”
"Wow wow~ (yes, sister.) Can you bear to lock us up? The crows who heard this spoke, blinking at Sister Hong'er with big watery eyes.
"Don't worry, my sister won't lock you up." Seeing them like this, Sister Hong'er said angrily: "Sister will only manage your weight to ensure that your weight will not rise again." ”
"Wow wow~ (How is my sister going to help us manage our weight?) The crows wondered.
"It's very simple, from now on, you are not allowed to eat outside except for the main meal that my sister feeds you, you know? In particular, you can't go to the cafeteria to eat. Sister Hong'er said seriously, looking at the crows who were dodging and said: "If my sister knows, my sister will put him in a cage and let him cooperate." ”
"You little guys are too heavy, will it affect your health and cause a burden on your body?"
"Wow wow~ (But if we eat too little, we are hungry easily.) Hearing this, the blue crow looked at his big belly and said.
They have been eating and drinking all this time, and now they have to control their diet, how can they stand it?
"Wow wow~ (yes, yes, we are all rectums, there is no way to store food, we can only eat desperately.) The crow nodded.
"Wow~ (Actually, you don't have to control it like this, I have a way to make you lose half of your weight in an instant.) Cheng Hao, who was listening on the side, suddenly spoke.
"Wow Wow~ (Really?) Tell us what to do. )”
"Wow wow~ (yes, yes, yes, this way, we don't have to control our weight.) Hearing this, the crows said, as long as they can lose half of their weight, then they are not overweight.
"Whoa~ (It's very simple, as long as you unload the two bird legs, won't you just lose half of your weight?) Under the hopeful gaze of the crows, Cheng Hao spoke.
If you want to lose weight quickly, amputation is the best way.
And once these birds lose their legs, don't they lose nearly half of their weight?
"Wow Wow ~ (What?) Is this also the way? )”
"Wow wow~ (That's it, this is obviously a bad idea.) )”
The crows who heard this scolded loudly, so they turned their heads and ignored Cheng Hao.
They saw the big tiger in front of them, and they wanted to see them unlucky.
"Although Xiao Tang's idea is rancid, if you don't lose weight, you will lose more than two legs in the future." Sister Hong'er said angrily.
These little villains are like a ball, and if they run slower in the future, it's hard to say if they can have two legs left.
"Whew~ (That's it.) Cheng Hao nodded his head and echoed: "Whoa~ (It's time to add a new species of penguin crow to the tiger park, sister.) )”
"Alright, you little villain, don't fan the flames here, where to stay cool." Sister Hong'er heard this and said angrily.
This little villain's mouth is really getting more and more broken, and I don't know who I learned it from.
"Whew~ (Oh, then I'm going to eat the chicken drumsticks first.) Cheng Hao said, and left with small steps.
These days in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park, the guys who eat and drink. You should take care of it, after all, they are rubbing the oil of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain.
And the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park did not get any benefits from them.
"Wow wow~ (Sister, you should take care of that big fat cat, he's scaring us again.) )”
"Wow wow~ (yes, yes, he's so bad.) )”
Seeing the crows that Cheng Hao had left, he dared to sue Sister Hong'er.
"You know that he is bad, you have to be careful, and when you are fat and can't fly, he will be called really bad." Sister Hong'er scolded with a smile, and grabbed the blue crow and came to the scale: "Let my sister see how many pounds your little round bird is now?" ”
"Wow wow~ (Don't, I'm light.) Very light sister. "When I saw the scales, what did the blue jay immediately remember? Hurriedly spoke.
"It's useless for you to say light, you have to say that this scale says you're light." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said unmoved, put them on and weighed them one by one.
"Okay, you guys are not fat, this weight is about to catch up with a little pig, no, I can't let you continue to run around and eat, and you can only be managed in a closed way." Looking at the numbers displayed on the scale, Sister Hong'er said.
I grabbed them and left the office, and these little villains were so fat that they could consciously control their mouths, and they had to be coerced.
"Wow wow~ (It's over, it's over.) I'm going to starve now. "The crow said unlovely.
"Wow wow~ (yes, yes, sister, spare your life.) The blue crow chimed in.
But Sister Hong'er didn't intend to pay attention to them at all, and still led them into the distance.
So, in the next Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park, there was another big room, and on the outside of the big room was a line of big characters:
"The latest wild animal in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, rolling crows."
"Everyone should watch and cherish it, and don't feed them food, which will increase the burden on the tiger park."
"Whew~ (It's really laughing at me, my sister really locked you up.) Cheng Hao, who was strolling around the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, couldn't help but laugh when he saw this sign.
"Wow wow~ (You still have the face to say, it's all your fault, we didn't blame you for everything, and I told my sister about it.) )”
"Wow wow~ (That's it, my sister should play with you too.) )”
The crows in the room, blown by the blower and standing on the branches, cursed.
Thanks to the other party, my sister locked them in such a big house, didn't let them stay comfortably, and used a blower to blow all the time, just to make them move.
And they have been lazy and accustomed to this time, how can they endure this kind of suffering?
"Whoa~ (My sister will definitely lock you up, but she will definitely not care about me, because I'm different from you, I'm not fat at all, I am strong, you know?) Cheng Hao listened and couldn't help but smile and said.
Shaking his body, he walked to the next place.
This group of little stupid birds doesn't lose weight, but their lives are in danger, and he is different, no one can threaten him, so it doesn't matter to him whether he loses weight or not.
"Shasha~ (Hello King, why do you have time to come to see me today?) Cheng Hao had just walked out of the bird hall when the sound of a big cockroach came to his ears.
Following the direction from which the sound came, I saw a large cockroach lying in the dimly lit room, heading this way.
"Wow~ (Big cockroach, how are you doing here?) Are you comfortable? Need you a change of place? Cheng Hao walked to the glass window and asked, his eyes looking at the big cockroach's residence.
I have to say that the big cockroach's residence is quite good, spacious and dim.
If it weren't for the faint light, he would have thought that the big cockroach was a big rock lying in the room.
"Shasha~ (No, no, I'm comfortable in it, there are biscuits to eat, steamed buns to gnaw, and sweet milk to drink.) )”
"Rustle~ (And the sleeping place is so big, it's like heaven.) )”
Hearing this, the big cockroach hurriedly said, he had never had such a big room, so many delicious food, and he was happy to stay in it.
Basically, I go to bed from morning to night, and from night to early in the day.
"Whew~ (That's okay, you can sleep slowly here, I'll go take a look elsewhere.) Cheng Hao said.
It seems that the big cockroach is very happy to live here, so he can rest assured.
"Rustle~ (Okay, King.) When the cockroach heard this, he replied, and lay down.
After Cheng Hao saw it, he continued to walk towards the front.
As a young king, his responsibilities are really heavy, and he has to inspect the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain every day. Take a look at the animals on your territory.
Make sure that all the little brothers are safe and sound, and there are no problems.
Although, the work is very tedious. But who made himself a king? This made him nostalgic for the time when he was an ordinary little tiger.
At that time, he was still carefree and able to run around, unlike the heavy responsibilities that require talent now.
"Huh! Chubby orange? No, you can't be a chubby orange anymore, you've been promoted to a chubby orange now. ”
"That's right, the era of the little fat orange has passed, and now it is the era of the fat big orange."
Just when Cheng Hao sighed, a group of tourists came to him, and when they looked at the fat tiger who was lazy and lazy, they were stunned at first, and then spoke.
Chubby Tangerine's weight doesn't look like a tiger anymore, so he has to change his name.
And the name "Fat Big Orange" is very suitable for him, so from today Fat Big Orange will officially debut.
"Whew~ (Who are you guys?) Don't pretend to know me well, and don't change your name. Cheng Hao, who heard this, rolled his eyes and said.
Where do these tourists come from? Why are they so casual. Without consulting him at all, I started to change his name.
Did they give money? One by one, they are so reasonable.
"You see Fat Orange rolled his eyes, and it looks like he understood what we said." The young lady who noticed this scene said, so she squatted down directly and sent snacks from her bag.
"Of course, the fat orange can sing and dance, and go up the mountain gate to catch the tigress. Isn't it normal to understand us? The short-haired woman laughed, took out her phone and started taking pictures.
"That's right, Fat Orange came over and asked me to touch my claws, okay? I've brought your favorite beef. The young man with a little sloppy hair nodded, and beckoned to Cheng Hao with a familiar voice.
"Whoa~ (You guys really don't know what to say, since you're walking here, let's go shopping, don't suddenly stare at me, okay?) Cheng Hao muttered.
If he remembers correctly, this place should be an insect area and a bird viewing area, this group of people want to look good at insects, don't focus on him.
"Fat big orange, can you give face? Don't be still, if you don't move? We're done. ”
"Yes, Fat Orange, are you coming? We brought flesh with us. ”
Seeing Cheng Hao not moving, the tourists suddenly became a little impatient.
They didn't expect to meet the fat orange here, and the fat orange should stay in the tiger house.
But it's good to meet here, so they don't have to make another trip.
"Whoa~ (I'm the noble king of the forest, you want to send me away for this bit of meat, do you treat me like a beggar?) Looking at the meat in their hands, Cheng Hao pursed his lips and immediately turned around and left.
Just a little bit of meat is enough for a big cockroach to eat.
also took it out to tempt him, but it wasn't enough for him to stuff his teeth, this group of people was a little sincere, okay.
In addition, he actually took out starch sausages, okay if that thing didn't have meat?
This group of people really treats him like a cat, even a cat is not so easy to dismiss.
"Huh? Fat orange, don't run, what are you running, we all took out small snacks, you can touch it for us. ”
"yes, yes, if you don't like the name Big Fat Orange, we can still call you Little Fat Orange."
Everyone who was full of expectations was dumbfounded when they saw Cheng Hao who turned his butt and left.
Didn't you say that the little chubby orange would be touched as long as it was eaten? They brought out food, why did the other party leave immediately?
"Little Fat Orange, where are you running in such a hurry? Don't fall into orange balls on the road. The cleaning aunt who came to inspect the sanitation of the venue saw Cheng Hao running beside her with small steps, and said with a smile.
This little villain is really comfortable, running around all day long, and running here to play, fortunately, the little fat orange can't eat snacks and eat melon seeds, let alone throw garbage.
Don't worry about the ground, it will stain him.
"Auntie, have you seen Chubby Orange?" Just when Aunt Cleaning was thinking like this, the tourists who went out in clothes were tired and out of breath and asked.
"See, that big hairball just ran out of here." The cleaning aunt pointed to the corridor behind her, and then looked at the tourists again.
Xindao These young people are running around in such a hurry, and they are tired like this.
It seems that the young people nowadays are not in good health, and they can't compare to her old people.
"Ah, did Chubby Orange run away? Auntie, do you know where he ran to? The tourist who heard this hurriedly said, why did the little fat orange run so fast, they just came over and the other party ran away.
On top of that, they don't yet know where each other has gone.
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Chen Tao never expected that he would cross over and forget it, and he would actually cross over to Batman himself.
It's no secret that Batman is incredibly intelligent, intelligent, and martial arts, but what does all this have to do with me, a traverser?
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(End of chapter)