237 Big cats love milk tea
"Whew~ (You still have ground and underwater troops, what is that?) Cheng Hao, who heard this, wondered.
He knows the ground forces, after all, there are not a few cats and dogs in the entire city, and it is indeed the ground forces after they are united, but what the hell are the underwater forces? Could it be a school of fish?
But the question is, will these fish schools really accept the union of cats and dogs? Shouldn't they start running away as soon as they see them?
"Wang~(Report to the king, the ground forces are composed of other wandering troops. The underwater forces are made up of a large number of fish. "Bian Mu reported.
"Whew~ (It's really like this, so what did you do to get the fish to agree to unite?) Cheng Hao wondered. He never wondered what the fish in the river were connected to their interests. Why would you agree to the union of cats and dogs?
"Meow Meow~ (We promised them that as long as we occupy the city, we will not discharge sewage into the water, we will not throw garbage in the river, and we will not catch reasonable fish wantonly.) Sanhua said, holding her paws up.
"Wangwang~ (Yes, yes, after getting our assurance, they expressed their willingness to help us.) Bian Mu nodded.
The fish in the river had had enough of the human discharge, so they listened to their advice.
Without the slightest suspicion, they agreed to join them and work together to plot a plan to occupy the entire city.
"Whew~ (Well, it seems that you little guys really love to use their brains.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao sighed, I have to say that these little guys are far more fierce than he imagined.
This is both a good thing and a bad thing.
The good thing is that they are so shrewd and capable that he shouldn't have to worry about their safety, but the bad news is that he is just talking to them casually, and he is not really prepared to attack the city.
"Meow meow~ (Of course, we dare not hesitate when the king gives orders, and they are all executed according to the best standards.) Sanhua nodded.
"Wangwang~ (yes, yes, so when will we act, king?) Bian Mu said, his eyes glinting.
"Whoa~ (Of course not now, at least it will be a long time, our current strength is still too weak enough, but it is useless to occupy a place.) There are still many towns and cities. Looking at their gaze at him, Cheng Hao spoke.
These little guys are really anxious, and I don't know if they think they have a deep hatred for humans.
"Wang Wang~ (Yes, the king is right, there are still many cities and places in human beings.) We've taken over a city, and humanity will soon fight back. When Bian Mu heard this, he suddenly said smartly.
They're still doing things for themselves. When complacent. I didn't expect the king to have considered such a comprehensive situation, but they were too confident.
Fortunately, the king corrected it in time, otherwise, they would have made mistakes again and again.
"Meow Meow~ (yes, so we have to find a way to stop the humans from fighting back.) At the same time, we have to develop our power in other cities. Sanhua agreed. They can't be so confident, their strength is far from the point of defeating humanity.
"Wang Wang~ (That's it, the king really thought about it too comprehensively, and actually said things that we didn't expect at once.) Shiba Inu looked at Cheng Hao with admiration.
"Whew~ (I'm glad you guys think of this, it proves that you all know how to think.) So everyone has to remember that we must be fully prepared for a counterattack, you know? After hearing their words, Cheng Hao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, these little ones will make up their own brains, otherwise it would be too much trouble for him to explain.
"Roar~ (Understood, King, we will do what you say.) Hearing this, the cats and dogs echoed loudly, and the king should be relieved.
They will not disappoint the king, and will unite the cats and dogs of all cities in the shortest possible time to form an encirclement of humans.
"Whew~ (Very good, I'm sure you guys will be able to do it.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao nodded and said, "Whoa~ (Continue to follow the plan, before you are able to act, remember not to be exposed.) )”
"Roar~ (Understood, understood.) The cat brothers nodded their heads and replied.
"Looks like they're having a good time chatting with Tachibana." The team member who saw this scene said with a smile.
"Yes, Sister Hong'er, what are they talking about? Can you tell us a little bit about it? The short-haired girl wondered.
What are cats and dogs whispering? It looks like everyone is having a good time.
"They? They're talking about how to eat. Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said with an embarrassed expression.
I can't tell you that these little guys are trying to overthrow the city ruled by humans.
If they heard the news, they probably wouldn't be happy.
"So I'm talking about this, what a bunch of gluttonies."
"yes, yes, a bunch of gluttons."
When the team members heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.
These little villains are all gluttonous ghosts, and they actually beg for advice on how to eat like a little fat orange, which sounds fun.
"Yes." Sister Hong'er said embarrassedly, and shouted at Cheng Hao, who was still talking to cats and dogs: "Little orange, you little villain, do you want to go shopping?" If you don't want to, my sister will leave you here and go shopping by yourself. ”
The little villain couldn't stop talking. Does he still want to go to visit his sister?
"Whew~ (That's all for this matter, no more about it.) Hearing this, Cheng Hao said to the cats and dogs, and ran towards Sister Hong'er: "Whoa~ (Sister, don't be so anxious, what are you doing in such a hurry, won't I come here?)" )”
"Would you be willing to come over without calling you little villain? Let's go with my sister. Sister Hong'er said angrily, and walked towards the mall.
Seeing this, Cheng Hao hurriedly followed.
"Wangwang~ (The king's disguise is so good, no matter how you look at it, you can't see the flaws.) )”
"Meow meow~ (Who says it's not, the king is really amazing, we should learn from the king.) Seeing this scene, the cats and dogs said, and the voices of the team members came to their ears: "Okay, little ones." We've got to go, too. ”
After saying that, he took the cats and dogs to follow.
As soon as Cheng Hao caught up with Sister Hong'er, he immediately attracted the attention of the citizens who were shopping. They looked at Cheng Hao, whose tail was like a flagpole, and couldn't help but discuss:
"Wow wow! What a fat, round, and fluffy tiger, is this a real tiger? How does it feel like a fake? ”
"yes, is this a tiger? I'm not sure at all. ”
"That's right, this is definitely a tiger, and it's a famous big tiger, you look at his appearance, it's the big star in our city." Looking at this citizen with a big head, he said, there will be nothing wrong with this look, it is the famous little fat orange. Look at the way he looks, how cute is it?
"It turned out to be the legendary little chubby orange, no wonder they came to the mall, anyway, are they planning to come over for dinner?" When the other citizens heard this, they asked curiously.
"I don't know about this, but I may have come here to buy clothes."
"Yes, yes, you see that with such a big body as Chubby Orange, you must also need a comfortable dress."
"That's right, after all, it's a big star, you must dress up." Hearing this, everyone laughed, and quickly followed after staring at the big tail that had gone.
I finally met a big star, but I had to go over and ask for an autograph.
"Ahh~, it's a chubby orange, it's a cute chubby orange, do you want to come and sit in the store? It's very comfortable in our shop. ”
"Yes, Chubby Orange come in, we have the latest clothes in the store, and we are sure to dress up your big star beautifully."
Cheng Hao followed behind Sister Hong'er, surrounded by a group of people, the voices of these citizens quickly attracted the sales in the clothing store, and after they came out and saw the furry figure, they immediately began to recruit Cheng Hao in.
If such a big star were to come into their store, it would definitely attract a lot of customers.
"Whoa~ (We found the wrong person, it's not me who wants to enter the store, you want to pull, pull my sister in, what are you doing around me?) Cheng Hao, who was surrounded by salesmen, was very helpless, what were these guys doing around him when they were full? How can he wear a lady's clothes as a big tiger? Can they think about it?
"It seems that Chubby Tangerine is still as popular as ever." The team member said with a smile when they saw it.
"Who's to say it's not, after all, Chubby Orange is a famous star singer and a doctor, it's all a normal thing." The other team members also nodded, looking at the excitement on their faces.
seems to be very happy that Cheng Hao is surrounded by people, so he almost hugged a melon in his arms and directly announced his identity as a melon-eating audience.
"Thank you for your kindness, but Tachibana is a boy and doesn't wear women's clothes. Wait until next time I'll come back with the little girl. Seeing Cheng Hao, who was surrounded by the salesmen, Sister Hong'er had to stand up and speak, if this little guy was surrounded again, he wouldn't be able to get out.
"Then you have to remember this young lady, we have a lot of beautiful clothes here."
"yes, yes."
After seeing Sister Hong'er come forward, the salesmen stopped.
"Yes, yes." Sister Hong'er nodded, and said to the people who were taking pictures in front: "Please let me go, I and Little Fat Orange are going to continue to go to the front for a walk." ”
"Okay, okay." When the citizens who were watching the excitement heard this, they stepped aside and continued to take pictures.
"Does Chubby Orange eat ice cream? Do you drink milk tea? This is a new product from our store, and if you don't eat it, you will definitely regret it. ”
Just after every fifty meters, the voice of a clerk came from a bubble tea shop around the corner of the mall.
"Whew~ (Milk tea?) Ice cream? Is your milk tea ice cream free? Hearing this, Cheng Hao jumped more than two meters high, jumped directly over the crowd blocking the road, and landed in front of the counter of the bubble tea shop and asked.
This milk smells pretty fresh, but I don't know if it tastes good or not?
"It's amazing, this is the ability of the little fat orange, such a high place actually jumped at once."
"yes, it's like making a movie, it's amazing." The citizens who saw this scene couldn't help but be excited.
And at this time, the happiest people are the employees of the bubble tea shop, who look at the big round heads in front of them.
Holding the signboard in the store, he began to tempt:
"What do you want to drink, little fat orange? You can order whatever you want, as long as you give us a touch of the head. ”
"Yes, yes, you can touch your paws, but cat's paws are only worth the cost of a glass of lemonade. Touching your head can be worth the money of a cup of poplar nectar. ”
"That's right, if you touch our ears, we'll give you a cup of milk tea, an ice cream, and a delicious chicken cutlet."
"Whoa~ (Don't even think about it, I'm a rich tiger.) You don't need to betray what you're talking about, okay? Hearing this, Cheng Hao rolled his eyes, tilted his head and said to Sister Hong'er on the side: "Whoa~ (Sister, hurry up and get the money out, you don't want to see me give them to touch their paws and touch their heads for something to eat.)" )”
"My sister thought about it, but I was afraid that the impact would not be good. Otherwise, you're going to be a little villain doing this kind of thing. Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said angrily, so she took out Cheng Hao's big head taken by her mobile phone and said, "You little villain, take a look at what you want to eat?" Hurry up. ”
"Whew~ (Fried banana, chicken cutlet, this fried little crispy pork and poplar branch manna lemonade, and ice cream, all come to serve.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, and his paws were about to knock out an afterimage on the window.
It's been a long time since I've eaten chicken cutlets and drunk milk tea, so I have to have a good time when I come out this time.
"You little villain has a lot of things, I don't know, I think the company is here." When Sister Hong'er heard this, she couldn't help but smile and scold.
I asked the clerks to get up Cheng Hao and wanted something to eat.
"How much does it cost?" After ordering, Sister Hong'er looked at the clerk and asked.
The clerks who heard this looked at Sister Hong'er with blank eyes and said:
"Miss Breeder, you really don't want Chubby to give us a touch, as long as you touch it, you can get free of charge."
"Yes, yes, we promise to touch it, no more, no less."
They are exempting each other, do they really not think about it? After all, no amount of money is money.
"Thank you for your kindness, but I really don't have that idea." Sister Hong'er listened, and explained while scanning the code: "Xiao Tang is a big tiger now, and he doesn't like others to touch him like he did when he was a child." So I'm really embarrassed. ”
"Well, that's a shame." The clerks who heard this were a little disappointed and had no choice but to quote.
The opportunity to only contact the big stars in person is gone, and no one will be happy.
And it's a tiger with a big fluffy round face, so I asked who can stand it?
"Look, look, who I found in the mall?"
"That's right, he's a big star of AV amphibious. Known as the world's most cute little chubby orange. ”
"Now let's take a look at how cute the little chubby orange, who everyone calls the world's cutest orange, is, right?"
After the onlookers saw this scene, they immediately took out their mobile phones to broadcast live.
After all, Chubby Tangerine wants a lot of things, and he can't do it well for a while.
They can take this opportunity to broadcast live, add some fans to their live broadcast room, and make some money by the way.
It's just that the location they lean on is indeed a bit too periphery. After looking at the emptiness beside Cheng Hao, his eyes "slipped", and he leaned forward while saying "let go" to the person beside him.
And just as they were about to get to Cheng Hao's side, the team members finally stopped them:
"People can take pictures, they can broadcast live. But don't get too close, and ask for your cooperation. ”
"Yes, Chubby Orange is still a tiger after all. If you hurt everyone, it's not good, for your good, I'm good, everyone's good, everyone should not come close. ”
"Okay, okay." The anchors who heard this saw the stun guns that the team members were carrying at their waists, and shrank their heads back.
"Chubby orange, this is a cone for you for free." The clerk of the bubble tea shop looked at Cheng Hao who was pulling the counter with two paws. Holding the cone, he stretched out in front of Cheng Hao and said.
"Whew~ (Do you still give cones in the store?) Yes, yes, it looks like you're pretty good at business, right? Hearing this, Cheng Hao smiled, and stuck out his tongue and licked it.
I didn't expect the owner of this shop to be quite business-minded, buying milk tea, buying chicken steaks and giving cones.
If only this bubble tea shop was opened in the Tiger Garden, he could come and eat every day.
"What a lot of strength, worthy of a tiger." Sensing the force coming from his hand, the clerk had to grab it with both hands.
Otherwise, Chubby Orange goes down with a tongue? The cone is about to fly to the ceiling.
"yes, yes, his big love nose is so beautiful."
"Yes, but in fact, the most beautiful thing is his little ears, you see him eat and eat and move his ears."
"Oh, really, it's like drinking milk, and my head is strained."
When the clerks who were making milk tea heard this, they all poked their heads out and looked over. After seeing this scene, I couldn't help but smile and discuss.
"Miss Breeder, how much is the endorsement fee for Chubby Orange?" The shopkeeper, who received the news from the employees, immediately walked over after seeing the crowd on the third floor and the outer three floors here.
His bubble tea shop has been patronized by Chubby Orange, if Chubby Orange helps his milk tea shop to do publicity, then his business must not fly?
In just a few seconds, he even thought of the slogan. It's just a matter of cooperation.
"Xiao Tang does not accept advertising endorsements, especially food and drugs. I'm so embarrassed. Sister Hong'er, who heard this, smiled and declined.
This endorsement food, medicine has been a daily necessities, this is a big pit.
They are not short of money in the Hongta Mountain Northeast Tiger Forest Park, and they endorse these things, if something happens, won't they smash the signboard?
If you really want to make money, let Xiao Tang hold a few concerts and make movies, and all the money will be earned.
"Huh? Like this? All right. The hopeful boss Wen Yanhou couldn't help but feel sorry for him, and he was thinking about his dream of opening a chain store.
As a result, he was punched hard by reality, and he was directly beaten down.
Sure enough, there is no hope for his own small bubble tea shop to rise?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a little disheartened. But looking at the anchors around him who were live broadcasting, the flames were rekindled.
It's true that Chubby Orange doesn't endorse him, but it doesn't mean that he can't do other things.
For example, Chubby Orange came to his store today, this kind of real thing can't be faked, right? It seems that you may not be able to open a chain store.
The boss who figured things out couldn't help but be exhausted.
"It's useless for you to stare at me like this, the cone has already been eaten." The clerk in front of the counter looked at the big eyes that were staring at him with affection. Said helplessly.
No matter how much Chubby Orange stares at him, the boss is next to him, and he can't send it anymore.
Otherwise, if the boss knows, he will be deducted from his salary by the boss.
"Whoa~ (It's okay, it's okay, you can give me ice cream to eat, didn't I buy other things, you give it to me.) Cheng Hao said when he heard this, stepping on the chair. After discovering that the quality of this chair was worrying, I dispelled the idea of sitting on it.
He didn't want to break the chair in one fell swoop, and he would have to lose money in that case.
"Xiao Chen put double skin milk on the little fat orange, and then take the signature roasted fairy grass in our store to taste the little fat orange." The boss who heard the conversation hurriedly said, does the little fat orange still want to eat? That's a good thing, the longer Chubby Orange stays in his store, the more room he can manipulate, even if he puts all the ingredients into Chubby Orange's stomach today, it's worth it.
He didn't believe it after today, and who else didn't know about his bubble tea shop.
"Okay, boss." As soon as the employees in the store heard this, they hurriedly took turns to fight.
This is what the boss said, so they're welcome, it just so happens that they haven't fed the little fat orange by hand.
"Well, that's not good. Boss, you still have to do business. Sister Hong'er, who saw this scene, said weakly, she had just refused the other party's cooperation, and now it was not good for the other party to let Xiao Tang eat like this.
"There's nothing bad about it, the little fat orange comes to eat with me, just to advertise me."
"It should be me thanking Chubby Orange, don't stand, sir, come in and sit down." The boss said with a smile and invited everyone to come into the store and sit down:
"Xiao Li, what are you doing over there? Why don't you bring milk tea and food to the chiefs, and the guests who are standing? ”
"Boss, are you sure?" Xiao Li, who was preparing milk tea, said when he heard this, the boss is not crazy, right? These passers-by didn't give any money. Is the boss planning to do charity?
(End of chapter)