Chapter 156: Yellow-robed Daoist! (Ask for subscription)
The tumultuous grave suddenly became silent.
Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief, and in their eyes, fear was gradually spreading, especially the middle-aged couple, who were closest and saw it most clearly......
Even Officer Wang, Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin were stunned!
Not to mention them, in fact, even the three ghosts didn't expect Xu Yang to come to this hand!
Li Si held his head with both hands and shouted, "Uncle, it's crooked, it's crooked...... My head is crooked."
Thereupon......
Xu Yang pulled off his head again and reinserted it.
Li Si tilted his neck to look at Xu Yang, and cried, "Uncle, it's still crooked."
Xu Yang took two steps back, used his mental power to "look", and found that Li Si's face was facing his shoulder, and his face immediately turned red, feeling slightly embarrassed, but his mouth was scolding and scolding: "If it's crooked, it's crooked, you howl a ball...... Shall I just straighten you up?"
scolded in his mouth, but his hands held Li Si's head and clicked.
"Hell!!
On the side, the middle-aged woman finally couldn't hold back her screaming, her body trembled, her eyes rolled, and she fell straight backwards.
"Hell!"
In the crowd, some of the timid also screamed, and the grave, which had been silent just now, immediately panicked again.
Xu Yang hurriedly said, "Fellow villagers, don't be afraid...... We are good people...... We're good ghosts, and we're here today to have a feast, and we won't hurt you!"
When he said this, the people were even more frightened.
There were even women who were scared and got under the table shivering.
Yin weddings do have rules for preparing "yin feasts" for ghosts, but they didn't expect that ghosts would really come to eat!
As soon as Xu Yang turned his hand, the magic weapon "Big Hammer" made of 1,200 catties of black Yan stone was started, and he smashed it to the ground, only to hear a loud bang, and a big pit was directly smashed out of the ground, and it seemed that the whole hill trembled.
"!"
"Shut up!"
"You're howling all the balls...... Lao Tzu said that he would not hurt you, what are you afraid of?"
He picked up the sledgehammer, forced his eyes to "look" at everyone viciously, and said angrily, "Who is calling...... Lao Tzu hammered his dog's head!"
Suddenly, the scene immediately fell silent again.
"Sure enough, people are the same as ghosts, if you treat him well, he will dare to ride on your head as a father, if you use him as a grandson, he will treat you as a grandfather."
Xu Yang sighed in his heart, and said viciously to the middle-aged man who was lying on the ground to rescue his wife: "Old thing, you don't let me say a word, if you don't let me, Lao Tzu will kill you now."
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The man of the main family tried to laugh with tears in his voice, "How many ...... Mr. Ghost, please come here, Chef, Chef, serve the food here!"
A large table of food and wine was quickly filled.
The starving ghost Li Si drooled, and when he saw the table full of wine and food, his eyes were full of green light, but Xu Yang didn't move his chopsticks and he didn't dare to swallow at all, so he looked at Xu Yang pitifully and said, "Uncle...... Can we eat it?"
"Eat a hammer and wait!"
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Xu Yang picked up the chopsticks and ate first.
He took a bite of the cold salad beef tendon and greeted, "Lao Wang, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen...... Eat, eat first!"
Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin were a little resistant at first.
After all, when he was on the way, "Li Si" also said that these two tables are called "Yin Seats", which are specially prepared for ghosts!
But when he saw Xu Yang and Officer Wang eating with their mouths full of oil, they couldn't help but swallow and foam, and finally moved their chopsticks...... After eating this meal, her eyes lit up, and Chen Ruolin said, "It's still delicious at the big banquet in the countryside, and this elbow sauce is really fragrant."
It's already 1 a.m.
The four of them were all hungry, and after a while, they ate a table of dishes
Eighty-eight.
The three ghosts sat on the side and stared dryly, Li Si's saliva gathered into a small river on the ground, and the poor one was about to cry.
After the four of them finished eating, they grabbed the surplus food, put it in front of their noses and inhaled deeply.
The white gas visible to the naked eye drilled straight into their noses, Chen Ruolin looked magical, and said in surprise, "What are they doing here?"
"Eat."
Xu Yang asked rhetorically, "Haven't you seen ghosts eat like this?"
I've seen a der!
Chen Ruolin complained in her heart and shook her head.
Xu Yang popularized: "Yin souls are evil and have no entity, and their current bodies are also condensed by yin qi, and they have no gastrointestinal digestive system, so when they eat, they are all sucking the essence of rice......
I finished my meal.
It's time to get down to business.
Officer Wang winked at the two young officers and immediately walked over to the other tables.
As soon as the people at the table saw the three "ghosts" coming over, they all got up and wanted to leave, Xu Yang picked up the hammer and said lightly, "What are you running? Sit down to eat...... Rest assured, we are full, and we will not eat yours."
The four of them gathered at the table, Lao Wang smiled and took out a cigarette from his pocket, handed one to each of the men on the table, and asked with a smile, "How many people, inquire...... Who's in charge of this marriage?"
The men took the cigarette, but they didn't dare to take a bite.
One of the young men saw Xu Yang and Officer Wang swallowing the clouds and mist, and asked tremblingly, "You ...... Hell, do you smoke too?"
"Can you handle it?"
Xu Yang retorted and said, "What about you...... What's going on with the family? In the realm of Wucheng, no one has had a yin marriage for many years."
"You ghosts...... Why do you want to ask about this?"
The man said weakly, with a vigilant look on his face, he looked behind Xu Yang and said suspiciously, "You said you are a ghost, why do you have a shadow?"
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Lao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Chen Ruolin couldn't help but get nervous.
That's right!
Why do ghosts have shadows?
What if this is exposed?
On the other hand, Xu Yang.
He took a slow puff of his cigarette, exhaled a few smoke rings, and asked, "Do you doubt that I am not a ghost?" If I weren't a ghost, why would I still be alive if I had my head screwed off?"
The man glanced at the big hammer in Xu Yang's hand, and said tremblingly, "You screwed that person's head...... I've seen it, and there is no shadow of the three of them."
said.
He pointed to Li Si's table and said, "And the way you eat is not the same, they smell it, and you eat it." Read the book
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"What do you mean...... Am I human?"
Xu Yang was stunned.
Then as if he had heard a big joke, he laughed, and suddenly his laughter stopped abruptly, the smile on his face changed in a second, turning into a gloomy color, and the man sitting opposite felt that his body was light, and his body flew up involuntarily, and sent his neck to Xu Yang's hands.
Xu Yang pinched his neck and slowly opened his eyes.
His eyes were filled with gray mist, and blood beads slowly oozed from the corners of his eyes, and he said coldly, "You dare to doubt me?"
He flipped his hand and pinned the man to the ground, punched and kicked him, then grabbed the man by the collar and pulled it up again, asking, "Can you talk about it now?"
"I said I said ......."
The man had a blue nose and swollen face, and hurriedly said, "The person who happened today is my cousin, he has two sons, the eldest son is my cousin, who fell from the shelf and died when he went out to work 14 years ago."
"My cousin and aunt almost cried because of this...... After burying my cousin, I took the money from the construction company and went to do business in other places."
"They made a lot of money out there, and then they had a son...... That little son this year
Six-and-a-half-year-old, unable to speak or walk, my cousin and aunt went to many hospitals without finding out why."
"A few days ago, a feng shui gentleman from our village who can watch things came to him, and he said that my cousin was entangled by his brother, so that's why it's like this, because my cousin wasn't married when he had an accident, so if you want to resolve it, you have to match him with a ghost......
Officer Wang and the two young police officers made eye contact with each other.
"Oh?"
Xu Yang's closed eyelids trembled slightly, and asked, "Where did the bones come from?"
"I don't know!"
The man said, "The man who watched the matter said, give him 150,000 yuan, and he will put a sticker on the package...... As to where the bones came from, we don't need to ask."
At this moment, a car whistle sounded at the bottom of the mountain.
The young man suddenly exclaimed, "Here, here is the bride!"
Xu Yang let go of his hand and got up to look down the mountain.
However, he was blind, and his mental power could not radiate so far that he could see a hammer.
Officer Wang also looked over, but he couldn't see far at night with his naked eyes, and only saw two white lights at the foot of the mountain.
"Master Xu, what should I do?"
Officer Wang came to Xu Yang's side and asked in a low voice.
"Don't be impatient, wait and see what happens."
Xu Yang thought of the yin qi and decaying aura on Brother Ren Yuan's body again, and said in a low voice, "I have a hunch that today's matter may not be so simple."
After a while, someone shouted, "Master Lin is here!"
The people in front of the grave went forward to meet them.
In the dark, a Taoist priest wearing a yellow robe and holding a dust whisk walked forward, he was about fifty or sixty years old, with a wisp of goatee, gray and mottled hair tied into a bun, looking quite a bit of "fairy wind bones" temperament.
Behind the Taoist priest, there were four people.
The "Ren Yuandi" who had a "one-sided relationship" with Xu Yang was among them.
They carried a stretcher, and in the middle of the stretcher sat a papier-mΓ’chΓ© woman with strange eyes, two large red circles painted on her face, and wreaths in front of and behind her.
As soon as "Master Lin" arrived, the troupe immediately beat gongs and drums, and the suona played a rather imposing piece of music.
This "bG" invisibly adds a bit of momentum to "Master Lin".
Officer Wang glanced at the "Master Lin" deeply, but when he turned around, he was startled, only to see that Xu Yang didn't know when he put on a mask with green fangs, and the teeth of the mask still had a little green fluorescence.
"Master Xu, what are you doing?"
"That Yuan brother has seen me, and I'm worried that he will recognize me...... Officer Wang, don't do it yet, let's take a look at the excitement first."
Xu Yang "saw" that there was a strong yin qi entwined on the body of "Master Lin".
In addition, the four of Ren Yuandi also have a strong yin qi.
And the heaviest yin qi is the paper figure on the unit price they carry, on which several yin qi is entangled, resentment breeds, and vaguely, there seems to be blood light spreading, there is actually a tendency to give birth to a "red-clothed ghost"!
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pS: Haha, I didn't expect it, I've got another chapter!
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