Chapter 159: Where Is My Coffin?
The paper man's eyes, one high and one low, were spinning.
She looked at Xu Yang, then at the sledgehammer on the table, silently walked to the side and brought a chair, and then sat opposite Xu Yang.
「………」
There was silence at the scene.
Everyone looked at the scene in front of them motionlessly.
The young man who had been beaten by Xu Yang before was standing next to Officer Wang, and he asked in a low voice, "Brother, are you really policemen?"
Officer Wang nodded.
The young man pointed at Li Si again and asked, "Are the three of them also policemen?"
Officer Wang shook his head, Sue.
The young man wondered, "Who are they?"
"They're not human."
Young People: "........."
The fear he had just dissipated came out again, and he hurriedly leaned closer to Officer Wang, and the young man asked again, "Which one?" Who's the one with the hammer, and is he from your police station? He's so fierce, he's not afraid of ghosts."
Officer Wang smiled and said, "It's not him who should be afraid, but a ghost."
As he spoke, his voice changed, and he said, "Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen, go and control those suspects first, and then notify the bureau and let someone come over."
He himself was staring at Xu Yang.
As the paper man sat down, Xu Yang asked, "Have you discussed it?" What about my proposal?"
"What?"
When the paper figure spoke, it was still a variety of voices that overlapped together, which looked very weird...... And it's ugly.
Xu Yang frowned, tapped his fingers on the table a few times, and said, "Can't you send a representative out to speak...... This voice is so ugly!"
"Yes!"
"No, you can't!"
"What is he that dares to order us?"
"Women are just cowardly, and a hammer can scare you?"
The paper man suddenly trembled, and seven faces appeared on his face, men and women, huddled together, some with good intentions, some with fierce faces, and they quarreled with each other.
Eventually, a fierce-looking man took over, and the other six faces faded into obscurity.
He looked at Xu Yang viciously and sneered, "Human, do you know what I am?"
"It's a ghost!"
"It's a ghost!"
"I can kill you with the touch of a finger now...... What are you going to put on a hammer?"
Xu Yang was stunned.
And then I was happy.
Considering that these ghosts were also "victims", they didn't do anything, but now when they heard this male ghost say this, they immediately got up and came to the paper man with a hammer.
The paper figure got up instantly, and in an instant, the night sky was cloudy, and the blood spread.
That vicious face let out a sneer, and with a wave of his hand, the Dao Yin Wind suddenly swept towards Xu Yang like a blade.
Bang!
On Xu Yang's body, a vajra talisman exploded.
The faint light of the rune turned into a golden halo that permeated the surface of the body, allowing the Yin Wind blade to blow on the body, clanging and making bursts of steel clashing, and even sputtering sparks.
"The red clothes, who can barely reach it by relying on the power of the body, dare to be presumptuous in front of me? I wanted to spare your life and give you a good home...... But since you sincerely want to die, then I will give you a ride!" ….
Xu Yang sneered, this kind of powerful ghost is also a scourge to stay in the world, he no longer shows mercy, and the big hammer in his hand falls suddenly!
Bang!
The air seemed to tremble and roar.
A look of surprise appeared on the vicious grimace, and then ......
Bombarded with a hammer!
The paper man's body was also torn apart, and the bones in the paper man's body were scattered and flew out.
"Ding!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have transcended the soul of the dead and received a reward: merit points+
300。」
The system prompt sound came in his mind, and the remaining six ghosts were split apart by this hammer, and the six ghosts flew upside down for dozens of meters before they stood suspended in the air.
Xu Yang held the hammer in his hand and scolded, "Fall, go back with me...... If you have any wishes, I can fulfill you, if you don't obey, that ghost just now is your example."
Six ghosts hurriedly fell.
They didn't dare to come out and followed behind Xu Yang.
Xu Yang looked at the bones scattered all over the ground and asked, "Whose is this?"
One of the fat female ghosts stood up, although she turned into a ghost, she still maintained her appearance before her death, but from the appearance of the height is about 160, the weight may be 180, and the flesh on her neck is piled together, all forming folds.
This is the aunt who has been dead for thirty years?
Xu Yang secretly changed his mind and beckoned, "What are a group of big men looking at? Come, help them pick up the bones!"
A group of people were hindered by the hammer in Xu Yang's hand, and immediately mustered up the courage to pick up the bones.
The middle-aged woman from the owner's family finally woke up, and she was stunned by Xu Yang's "head pulling" at the beginning, and she didn't know what was going on.
When he asked clearly, he saw that the people in the village handed over all the bones he had picked up to Xu Yang, and immediately knelt down in front of Xu Yang, crying: "Young man, please return the bones to us, this corpse is the daughter-in-law we bought for 100,000 yuan for my son."
Xu Yang smiled bitterly and said, "Auntie, don't you know that it is illegal to buy a daughter-in-law?"
This sentence is not for the eldest lady to do.
She was stunned for a moment, and then wiped her tears and said, "The big thing to see is that only by marrying my eldest son can I get rid of his resentment, otherwise my family will obviously not be able to live a normal life in this life."
On the side, the middle-aged man also had red eyes.
He choked up and said, "Actually, we also know that this kind of thing can't be done, it's superstition...... But we really can't help it, my youngest son is six and a half years old, and all the dolls of the same age are in elementary school, but he can't talk or walk...... We've thought of all the ways we can think of, and we've gone to all the hospitals we can go!"
People from the same village stepped forward to help talk.
Although the female ghost was fat, she was kind at heart, and when she heard this, she stepped forward and whispered, "Or ...... Give them my bones, I was greedy and too fat when I was alive, no one wanted me, and if I can be married after death, it would be a good thing to marry a wishful husband!"
「………」
Xu Yang was speechless.
You are a ghost, why do you learn to engage in feudal superstition?
Yes!
It's feudal superstition!
There is no basis for such a thing as a yin marriage, and the real masters give people "things" and "broken things", and they will never use this method, mainly because it doesn't work. ….
Ponder for a moment.
Xu Yang said, "That's it...... Tomorrow you bring your son to my shop and I will take a look, this marriage is nonsense at all, and the so-called Master Lin is just a liar."
"You?"
The middle-aged couple, with hope in their eyes, cautiously asked, "Young man, you can also see things?"
After asking this sentence, the middle-aged man regretted it!
Isn't that nonsense?
People can play with the ghost's head like a leather ball, and blow up the "paper man" with a hammer, can it be an ordinary person?
Xu Yang left an address.
The next thing is Officer Wang's business.
Helping these six ghosts find their bones and move back to their original place can be regarded as giving them and their families an explanation, and then fulfilling their wishes, you can transcend them and earn a lot of merit.
In addition, there is also the money defrauded by the gang of "Master Lin", which also needs to be recovered.
As for how much you can recover, it depends on luck.
After saying hello to Officer Wang, Xu Yang said, "Okay, Officer Wang,
You guys get busy first, I'll go back first."
"I'll ask Xiao Zhang to send you back?"
"No, you still have to handle the case, just let the people in the village send me."
Xu Yang looked at the young man he had just beaten and asked, "Is there a car?"
The young man stammered, not daring to look directly at Xu Yang and said, "There is ...... There are ......."
Over there, Li Si also ran over and said, "Uncle, let's go back first."
The eyes of the three ghosts looking at Xu Yang changed slightly.
Before they came, they only knew that Xu Yang was powerful and was the "uncle" of the second lady of the Yue family, but they never thought of it...... He is the legendary "Northwest Hammer King", who has recently become famous and is known as the "Iron Hammer Taoist" in the ghost circle of Western Xia!
Where do the three ghosts dare to stay longer?
They turned into wisps of yin wind and flew away, and soon came to the "spirit" car that Xu Yang gave them.
When the three ghosts entered the car, they saw the white Land Rover drift and turn around in a hearse, swishing forward, and disappeared at the intersection of the country road in an instant......
By the time the car reappeared, it was already in a town shrouded in darkness.
The architecture in the town is very antique, it seems that there is no electricity, and there is a big red lantern hanging at the door of every house...... If you look closely, you can see that the lantern is not a lantern, but a "human head lamp" with a red candle.
It's late at night, but the streets are bustling.
This is the ghost market!
The "bazaar" of the ghost market is held twice a month, and the opening day is on the first and fifteenth day of each month, which is a large market...... But in fact, the ghost market is very lively every day, after all, there are a lot of ghosts and ghosts in the entire Western Xia and even the northwest, and not all the ghosts and evil spirits like to hang around in the world!
Many of them have settled within the ghost market.
………………
On the streets, all kinds of cries and hawks are endless, and all kinds of ghosts and evil ghosts are going back and forth on the streets.
Some of them had tongues three feet long, probably hanged ghosts.
There are also seven orifices bleeding, their faces are black and blue, and there is a high probability that they died of poisoning before their deaths.
There are also headless ghosts, bodyless ghosts, and so on. ….
"Li Si, are you back? I heard that you went to serve the second aunt? What do you think? Did you get any benefit?"
Li Si smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's just that my uncle gave me a car...... That's right......"
said.
He lowered his voice: "You probably don't know that the second aunt is actually a Hammer Daoist......
"What?"
"Hammer Priest?"
"My Heavenly ......"
…………
For all this, Xu Yang naturally didn't know.
At this moment, he is already on his way back.
The young man with a blue nose and swollen face drove a "BYD Song", he was afraid that Xu Yang would not be used to it, so as soon as he got in the car, he said, "Master, bear with me, we countrymen are in poor conditions, and we can only afford this kind of broken car."
Xu Yang: "........."
Xu Yang looked at the interior.
The heart said that this Song is the latest hybrid of the 22nd version, which is more than 20,000 more expensive than his own "Song", which is still broken?
So he said, "Do you support domestic production, I also drive a Song."
"Really?"
The relationship between the two has become a lot closer all of a sudden.
It's just that when the young man swept the rearview mirror and saw the six ghosts crowded in the back seat, he didn't dare to say anything, he sent Xu Yang to the door of the funeral shop, Xu Yang took out 100 yuan to make oil money, he refused to accept it, so he could only take out 2 packs of Huazi and threw them to him, saying, "Take these two packs of cigarettes to smoke, by the way, I see that your eyebrows are gloomy, and it seems to be a disaster to break your fortune...... In this way, we are also fated, you come over tomorrow with the youngest son of the old Cao family, and I will help you resolve it."
Opening the door of the funeral shop, Xu Yang settled the six ghosts in the store and said, "You stay here and don't run around, go back and wait for the police to find you."
and with your bones, I will send you back......
said.
Put a few talismans on the door, so that they can't run away if they want to.
After all, these are six ghosts.
It's all overcrossed, and you can brush at least 600 merits.
No matter how small the lice are, they are still meat, aren't they?
Back to the villa.
Yun Mengxi greeted him faintly, and complained, "Xu Yang, where is the coffin that you made for me?"
"There has been no coffin for the past two days, and I can't sleep soundly......
"I've been so busy these two days that I forgot to order a coffin for you...... In this way, I will find Uncle Wang, who used to open a longevity store and is a professional...... By the way, let's go to your room, and you can also ask for the coffin!"
"Ah...... You...... Why are you taking off my clothes?"
"I'll sleep with you!"
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