242 I have come to act, not to add food.
"Wait a little longer, Xiao Tangerine is already working hard, I believe it won't take long to finish eating." In the director's office of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, the director looked at the picture in the projection on the wall and spoke.
According to the situation in the picture, this little villain has three more restaurants to eat. When the time comes, I will return to the Tiger Park.
"There's no problem when you wait, as long as Chubby Tangerine can come back, it's easy to say."
"Yes, we're worried that Chubby Orange's height is a little insufficient, after all, he's still a sub-adult tiger, and he hasn't achieved the effect we want."
The director, screenwriter and others who were staring at the screen said, how to say it, the little fat orange is indeed very cute, but the problem is that it is useless for them to be cute.
Their new version of the Water Margin. What is needed is a mighty and domineering tiger. can show that Wu Song is powerful.
And what do you say about Chubby Orange's appearance? It's a little bit unsuitable, but Mr. Principal has been recommending them vigorously, and they can't help it.
"It's okay, Xiao Tang still has room to grow, and it will be almost the same when he grows up a little more." The director said with a smile, pointing to the projection and opening: "Take a look at Xiao Tang's head, and then look at his big paws?" I guarantee that the result is very good. ”
"But he's too cute, he doesn't have the momentum of the King of Beasts." The screenwriter said weakly: "Otherwise, the director, will you let us take a look at other tigers?" ”
"Yes, we know that Chubby Orange is very famous and cute, but this TV series is not useful just because it is cute." The director also spoke.
They came to the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park in the hope that the tiger king of the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park would come out.
After all, the figure of the Tiger King is so tall and mighty, and he looks so domineering. If you can shoot the scene of Jingyanggang? It's going to be pretty impressive.
"Alright then, since you're not dead, I'll take you out and see the other little ones." Hearing them say this, the principal said helplessly, and walked towards the office.
Why don't these guys believe their own judgment, the tiger he raised doesn't know that those little guys have a good temperament, and those little ones have a bad temperament?
If other little guys were willing to cooperate and be willing to film, how could he only let Xiao Tang appear on the scene? I must wish that other tigers would follow suit.
"Great, let's go out and have a look."
"Yes, yes, Mr. Principal. Let's start from the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, the largest tiger king. ”
The director and screenwriter who heard this opened his mouth and hurriedly followed.
"Actually, I don't think this tiger has to be big, right? As long as it's a tiger that looks like it's shooting and it's fierce enough, it's fine. Seeing that the director, screenwriter and a group of staff members were so happy, Wu Song spoke.
This group of people is really not a big deal to watch the excitement, and they don't think they have a backache when they talk, so this tiger king weighs a few tons.
Just standing there is more than two meters tall, a head taller than him, how can he fight this kind of tiger?
He can't stand it at that stop, okay? On the contrary, the little chubby orange looks cute and cute, and he dares to do a little bit.
"Don't be afraid, Wang Wu. The tigers in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain are very friendly and will be fine. ”
"Yes, and this is just filming, and it's not for Ling Zhen to fight, why are you so scared?"
The director and screenwriter who heard this opened his mouth and said, the TV series is just a form of expression, don't be afraid, he is Wu Song, the legendary tiger hero.
"But I'm not really Wu Song, can I not be afraid?" Wang Wu couldn't help muttering.
"Everyone, please wait a while, I'll let Xiao Wang come over." While everyone was talking, the director spoke.
"Okay, okay, Mr. Principal, please call him over quickly, we have long wanted to see the Tiger King."
"Yes, you shout, Director."
The screenwriter and director said, and the director shouted loudly.
Then the whole earth trembled, and a huge tiger came running from a distance and came into their sight.
The director, screenwriter and others who saw this scene couldn't help but be stunned:
"Oh my God, where is this tiger, this is simply an elephant, right?"
"That's right, such a big tiger seems to be a bit overdone."
"It's really just that he's so big, Wu Song hit him on the ground, or he trampled Wu Song flat with one kick, you can still see it at a glance."
You are the size of this Tiger King, and the Wu Song they are looking for may be ten times higher.
"I'll just say no, you let me challenge this tiger, and you'd better let me send it to death." Wang Wu looked at the big tiger, and then looked at the muscles he had trained, just like him, I'm afraid he can't even bear the other party's slap, right?
"How? I've told you that no. Looking at the screenwriter and director's shocked look, the director spoke.
They want to see Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang is here, they have the ability, and now they really take Xiao Wang to film.
"It's really not good, Mr. Principal, you have a tiger here that is a little smaller than the Tiger King?" The director asked.
The shocking effect is there, it's such a big tiger. Wu Song is not big, if only he were a little smaller.
"Of course there is, not to mention those who are smaller than him, there are many smaller ones." The director replied, and the head, which was much bigger than a tire, came over.
"Wow~ (Old man, what did you call me over?) Why didn't you speak when I came here? Xiao Wang turned his head. looked at the director who was talking to the director and others.
What's wrong with this, old man? Called him over and didn't talk to him, just hung him here.
"It's nothing, it's nothing, they wanted to invite you to make a TV series, but they saw that you were too big, so they changed their minds again."
Hearing this, the director smiled and patted Xiao Wang's head and said, "You can go back now, and I'll call the other guys to come over." See if they have a suitable fit. ”
"Wow~ (So that's the case, then remember not to call me again, I'm sleeping.) Xiao Wang spoke, wagging his tail and leaving.
"Mr. Principal, you are really good at this, the tiger is really well-behaved in front of you, just like a cat."
"yes, yes, it's too strong."
Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but praise, their eyes full of admiration.
What is called powerful, this is called powerful, look at this big tiger in front of the director, that is not daring to make a mistake at all.
"It's not a big deal, just get used to it." The director waved his hand absently and said, "Everyone, please wait a while, I'll call the other tigers to come over." ”
"Okay, okay." Everyone nodded their heads and said, and they heard the horn in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, and the voice of the director sounded: "Except for Xiao Wang, all the tigers come to the door of Grandpa's office to gather and know?" ”
"If anyone doesn't come? That grandfather will take the time to educate him in tiger virtue. ”
"Whew~ (What?) )”
The tigers who were playing all over Wuyuan immediately froze when they heard this.
Then he began to run towards the office of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain.
After a while, the tigers, large and small, gathered outside the office, blocking the grass in front of the office.
"I'll go! There are a lot of tigers, and they're all not small. ”
"yes, it looks scary, my God." The directors and editors who saw this scene were shocked again.
Although I knew that the tigers in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain were not small, I didn't expect them to grow so big.
"That'...... That, if it really doesn't work, let's choose the little fat orange, the smallest adult tiger here is heavier than a buffalo. Looking at these tigers looking at himself, Wang Wu had never felt his heart beating so violently in his life.
Do you really want to pick these big tigers to film? I'm going to die.
Either way, it didn't look like he could handle it.
Although there are sub-adults, the head is smaller than that of Chubby Orange.
I don't have to think about it to know the directors and editors, and I know that it is impossible to agree to let him pick these little guys.
"Wang Wu, don't worry, let's see which little guy is the right size, right?"
"Yes, there are so many tigers here, there must be one suitable one."
The directors and editors who heard this spoke, and their eyes searched among the tigers.
"Whoa~ (Grandpa, what are you looking for us?) Can you talk about it? )”
"Whew~ (yes, yes, if it's okay, we'll have to go back, I don't have time to stay here.) )”
The tigers spoke as they looked at the people standing on the steps.
They all have their own things to do, and grandpa can just say anything about it, don't sell it to them.
"There's nothing else, it's just that there is a crew that wants to film, so let's see if there are any suitable tigers among you, do any of you little guys like filming?" The director looked at the tigers and said, I hope these little ones can be more active and take the initiative to stand up.
But apparently as a group of tigers who ate and slept, they had no interest in this kind of thing. They all shook their heads and spoke:
"Whoa~ (It's not good to do anything on such a hot day, why do you have to run to film if you have nothing to do?) )”
"Whoa~ (It's just such a troublesome thing we can't do, grandpa, you'd better go find another tiger.) )”
"Wow~ (Yes, grandpa.) We're not interested. )”
If you can comfortably blow the air conditioner in the air-conditioned room, why do you have to eat and run out to work?
They're not very smart, but they're obviously not stupid, okay? Thankless things like this, they certainly won't do.
"What do these tigers say, Mr. Chief?" Wang Wu, who was next to him, saw that the tigers opened their mouths one after another, and hurriedly asked the director beside him.
He doesn't have the leisure to pay attention to the director, screenwriter, and screenwriter now? He now knows what the mood of the tigers is?
After all, if these tigers don't cooperate? No matter which one you pick, there is no good fruit for him to eat.
"Then let's see, do you want to hear the truth or not?" The director said with a grin.
Wang Wu immediately understood, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and stuffed it into the principal's hand.
After the director saw it, he said with satisfaction: "Your luck is not very good, the tigers are not willing to film." These little slackers just want to stay in an air-conditioned room on a hot day. ”
"Really? That's just great. Hearing this, Wang Wu couldn't help but say excitedly, if all these little guys are unwilling to cooperate? That means that you don't need to shoot with a real tiger, you can directly use the computer to synthesize, so that he doesn't have to worry about getting hurt.
"I don't know if it's okay or not, but I think you'd better not be happy too soon."
"The tigers on my side are unwilling to cooperate, aren't there tigers from other cities? Will they look for tigers somewhere else? I can't guarantee that. The director said slowly, which directly calmed down the excited Wang Wu instantly.
"Right...... That's right, if it's a tiger in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain. Mr. Principal can still look at it, if this is replaced by a tiger in another tiger park, who will protect me? "Wang Wu's whole person is almost stupid.
Mr. Growth's true colors, he has seen it with his own eyes, such a big tiger is obediently like a cat.
He believed that even if he really filmed at that time, as long as Mr. Zoo Director was around, the tiger would not hurt him.
But if it was replaced by tigers in other zoos, who knows if what the keepers said would work?
If you play with your heart and slap him directly, won't he end up with hatred?
Thinking of this, the whole person panicked. Hurriedly said to the director on the side: "Mr. Principal, you have to help me, you can't see death without help." ”
The other party is so powerful, it must be able to solve this problem.
"I really can't help this, I want to help, but what can I do? How can it help? The director rubbed his hands and said, with a look of embarrassment on his face.
Seeing this scene, Wang Wu immediately took out another pack of cigarettes and stuffed it into the principal's hand.
After the director put it in his pocket, he looked at the director and screenwriter who was circling the tigers and said: "This thing is actually not difficult to do, just wait for Xiao Tangerine to come back, and when the time comes, I will speak on the side to ensure that you are okay." ”
"After all, they really can't pick it out, so they can't really let you go somewhere else to pick a tiger."
"Then it's all up to you, the director." Wang Wu said loudly, and he almost came directly to the last sentence, "If the public does not give up, Wu is willing to worship as his father-in-law." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's just a little meaning." The director waved his hand absently, waiting for the screenwriters and directors to come back.
"This tiger is good, this tiger is good, you see the head is thick and the claws are sharp, at first glance it is a very good tiger. I don't think there's anything wrong with picking on him. "Walking in front of a tiger with a tongue sticking out, the director fell in love with this big tiger at a glance, look at this body, look at this style.
What a perfect tiger? If there is such a tiger lying on Jingyang Gang, who dares to say that Wu Song is not powerful?
"The director's tiger head is upright, and his burly figure is also full of domineering spirit, but director, take a look at his size, do you think our Wu Song can suppress him?" The editor on the side spoke.
"Yes, director, let's pick a slightly shorter tiger, you have picked Wu Song's easy to start, don't pick such a big one as soon as you come up." The other staff members chimed in.
The director, don't just look at the tiger so big that you can't walk, you have to consider the actor's situation, this actor can't do it, no matter how big the tiger is, it's useless.
"Then you can't pick these little guys, can you see how they look like they shoot their heads?" The director, who heard this, pointed to the pumpkin waiting for the tiger who was watching the play on the side and said.
This tiger is already the smallest he has picked, and no matter how small it is, it will only be these undergraduates.
It's better to pick one that's acceptable than grabbing these little guys to shoot, right? Otherwise, such a small tiger was filmed, and the audience was not happy.
"But this tiger is really too big, why don't we ask if there are any other tigers in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain? With such a large tiger park, it is impossible to say that there are tigers at this point. ”
"yes, maybe there are still some that haven't come out."
There's nothing wrong with saying that, but it's never written in such a big tiger book, so it's a bit too self-deceiving to shoot like this.
After the audience saw it, they couldn't say that it didn't conform to the original work?
"That's okay, let's go and ask if there are any tigers that haven't come." After thinking for a while, the director spoke. He walked towards the director on the steps: "Mr. Principal, do you have any little ones in the Tiger Garden who haven't come?" ”
"Yes, of course. Isn't this a little orange who hasn't come back yet? The headmaster, who heard this, spoke.
I told them that there was no suitable one in the tiger park, but they didn't listen, and after looking for a circle, I believed it, right?
It's all said that these little guys are either too big, or too small.
"It's just Chubby Orange, are there any other tigers?" As soon as he heard it, the director hurriedly asked.
"Don't you say there's one, it's just a tigress, and it's smaller, are you sure you want to see it?" After hearing this, the director thought carefully and spoke.
"Then forget it, the tigress is smaller, let's wait for the little fat orange to come." Hearing that there was still a tigress that did not come, the director immediately shook his head and said.
"Then please come and sit down in the office, he should be back soon." The principal said and invited everyone to enter the office again, and everyone who heard this could only continue to go in with their steps.
No way, it's really hot, if they don't go in? You can only be exposed to the sun outside.
"Whew~ (Is there anything else to do with grandpa?) If it's okay, we'll go back first. )”
"Whew~ (yes, yes, it's hot outside, we can't stand it.) )”
Seeing a group of people walking towards the office, the tigers sitting on the grass hurriedly said, Grandpa, they went to blow the air conditioner, so don't be idle.
I have to go back to blow the air conditioner, it's terrible to stay outside on such a hot day.
"Okay, okay, you little villains go blow the air conditioner." The director waved his hand and said, and the tigers immediately slipped away. The director couldn't help but shake his head. But there's no time to pay attention to them now.
Forty minutes later, at the gate of the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain. A small red car slowly came in.
It's just that I didn't enter directly, but stopped next to the security booth at the door.
The security guards standing guard saw it and hurriedly said:
"Miss Hong'er, why are you still waiting here if you didn't bring Xiao Tang in? Let's go in quickly, the director is in a hurry. ”
"yes, let's take Tachibana over quickly."
"I'm not in a hurry, I've been waiting for so long, I don't care about this time." Sister Hong'er rolled down the window and said, then took a bag of fruit from the passenger seat and handed it to them: "Here, this is the fruit sent by the merchants in the mall." There are too many of them, so you can take them and eat some. ”
"What's so embarrassing?" Seeing a bag of fruit, the security guard was a little embarrassed.
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, you just take it, this time they gave a lot of fruit, you can see later." Sister Hong'er said, and opened the back window.
Then the two security guards saw a tiger, surrounded by fruits.
And this tiger has a watermelon stuffed in its mouth. At this time, he was staring at them with round eyes.
"Eh, Xiao Tang, aren't you afraid of choking to death? Why do you swallow such a big watermelon in your mouth? ”
"yes, spit it out, you glutton."
Seeing this, the security guard said helplessly.
I saw the tiger in front of me, and really spit out the watermelon against the car window.
(End of chapter)