"You're a pretty good little villain, do you know how busy I am out there?" Just as Cheng Hao watched the double skin milk being brought out, Xu Lele's voice came from the door.

"Whew~ (What does it have to do with me that you're busy?) I didn't ask you to do the work, you did the work yourself. Cheng Hao, who heard this, looked at the two people who came in and said angrily.

Don't make them do all the work, does he let them do it well? Isn't it because they like to do it?

"That can't be said, at least they're not here to do it today." After Sister Hong'er on the side heard it, she knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said.

"Whew~ (Isn't this the same?) It's no different. Cheng Hao muttered.

They didn't go to the crew to help today, as if they didn't have to do anything else, didn't they have to be busy in the end?

So they are so tired and have nothing to do with themselves, okay? If they really want to be grateful, they should let the crew thank them, not look for him.

"That's the truth, but they helped us anyway." Sister Hong'er educated.

"Do you want the two beauties to drink double skin milk?" Chef Xu on the side said with a smile and put the iron basin in front of Cheng Hao.

"Of course, this nasty little scoundrel has kept us busy all day, how can we not take some advantage from him?"

"That's right, damn little villain, I don't know how to come and thank us. See if we don't drink all of your double away. ”

Xu Lele, who heard this, said.

"Whoa~ (Drink, drink.) Fat doesn't die, you two still drink. Two little piglets. Cheng Hao complained after hearing this.

He is not afraid of being fat after drinking, but the two of them are not easy to say, and when the time comes, they will be as fat as little piglets, and they will not be able to walk.

"Bah, you little villain, can't you say a good word in your mouth? What do you mean to be fat like a piglet? ”

"Like, how do you talk about your little villain?"

Hearing this, the two scolded and scolded, and stretched out their hands to pinch Cheng Hao's big round face: "You little bastard told you to curse us, see if I don't pinch your face." ”

"It's like, you little bastard is so hateful, you have to be educated hard."

"Whoa~ (The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, don't go too far, hey.) Cheng Hao, who was pinched with a big round face, said.

The two of them are a little too much, how can they pinch their faces when they come up?

"I'm so sorry, you little villain, we two are women and not gentlemen, so your set is useless to us."

"Yes, even if it is useful, we will not abide by it, so you should die of this heart."

The two said, shaking their hands while pinching.

"Wow~ (Sure enough, women are the most unreasonable.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, biting the iron basin and running away.

If you stay with these guys, your face will be torn apart by them.

"Don't run, you little bastard. Isn't it a loss? Hurry up and get us back. ”

"That's right, come back, you little villain." The two people who saw this scene shouted, and saw that the orange figure had run away.

"Don't shout, this little villain won't come back, you two should die." Sister Hong'er said with a smile when she saw it. He sat down at the table, picked up the bowl with the double skin milk, and ate it.

"Sister, this little villain has been so disobedient lately, he looks like he lacks education, do you think this is good? Send this little villain to us, and we'll discipline him for you. After Xu Lele saw it, his eyes rolled and said.

She can't catch this little villain, but someone can.

"Yes, sister. I'll help you teach him to be a good cat, what do you think? Mao Shi followed.

"Forget it, I'm afraid you two won't be able to educate him well." After hearing this, Sister Hong'er shook her head and said. Pushed the double skin milk in front of the two: "Eat dessert to extinguish the fire, don't think about it so much." You two are tired today, so go back and rest early. ”

"Okay." The two of them sighed when they heard this, feeling that the dessert in their mouths had no taste at all

"Commander, someone has come to our vegetable patch to steal vegetables. This time they went even further, and even packed it in snakeskin bags. ”

In the evolutionary department, the team escorted several elderly people to the commander's office and said.

"This ......" Hearing this, the commander couldn't help but be a head or two, this is not the first time that something like this has happened, this is the tenth time this month.

These people seem to be unable to understand their own words, and they all say that the vegetables in their department are not special, and they will not become evolutionaries at all if they eat them, but these old people don't listen at all, and always steal vegetables from their side.

Originally, he couldn't bear to pull one or two small greens, pick an eggplant and tomato, etc., but now he actually took a snakeskin bag out, then he couldn't bear it.

"Sir, we won't do it next time, you just let us go for the sake of us being old people."

"yes, yes, sir, we promise we won't next time."

His old man didn't have the slightest income, but said with a smile, as if the other party had no way to deal with their old man.

"There is no next time, contact their families and ask them to compensate ten times the market price."

"In addition, publicize their deeds throughout the city, so that citizens can be more careful and close their doors and windows."

"Finally, tell the local sheriff to manage them at home."

The commander thought for a moment and spoke.

Those old people are shameless and shameless, then don't blame him, they forced him to do this, otherwise he wouldn't have done anything.

I don't believe it, these old people's children can still endure it, if they can endure it? That's if he didn't say it.

"Huh? We are old people, you can't do this, sir, how can you treat an old man like this? ”

"yes, we just stole a few vegetables, so it's not like this, how can we do that?"

"Yes, yes, bullying people, bullying the elderly."

The old men with hippie smiling faces were dumbfounded when they heard this, and then they cried out one by one.

They tried to evade punishment in this way, but it was clear that their wishful thinking was wrong.

The commander, who had had enough of it, didn't want to listen to them continue to talk at all, so he directly asked them to take them away: "Come on, leave from these old people's houses, remember to send them back according to what I just said, and talk to their neighbors to supervise them well." ”

"Yes, Commander." The team members who heard this replied. He stretched out his hand and grabbed at the old man.

At this moment, the old men suddenly fell to the ground one by one and began to wail:

"No, no. I had a heart attack. ”

"I have high blood pressure, sir, if you don't revoke the punishment for us, we won't be fine."

"Yes, sir, we're all disadvantaged old people, you can't do that."

"Okay, old man, don't act. It's useless, you guys are making trouble somewhere else, you're afraid somewhere else, but it's useless to make trouble on my side. In the face of their splashing and rolling methods, the commander waved his hand and said: "Record all their performances, and if they still do this, broadcast them on a loop in the major squares of the major television stations." ”

"Okay!" Some of the players who had already been exhausted of their patience heard this.

Immediately carried the old people out, the commander is really wise, to deal with these guys who rely on the old and sell the old, it should be done right.

"Put me down, let me down."

"Ahhh

The old people who were carried away shouted hoarsely, although they like to take advantage of small advantages, they can still rely on the old and sell the old if they are caught red-handed. After all, there really is no one to do with them?

But if they go on TV, notify the people in the jurisdiction, and then be known by the neighbors around them, then they will be pointed at for the rest of their lives.

It's not the most important thing, if the most important thing is known by the children, then they will be doomed.

"Alas! What a bunch of disrespectful guys. Listening to the voices outside, the commander said with a headache.

Then I continued to look at the reports of the players, and the whole country was quiet during this time.

The mutant organization seems to have disappeared suddenly, which seems to be a good thing on the surface, but it's not clear what happened.

Let's hope these guys don't make a fuss, after all, it looks peaceful right now.

"Dididi"

"Dididi"

Just then, an alarm sounded inside the department. The voice of the Ministry of Communications came from the loudspeaker: "All team members, please note that a large lizard has appeared in the east direction of Hongta Mountain, and the mecha unit will be dispatched immediately." ”

"Big lizard?" Hearing this, the commander couldn't help but raise his head, and there was a dense sound of footsteps outside: "Commander, it's not good, a super big lizard has appeared in the east direction of Lingdong, he is ten meters tall and fifty meters long." ”

"It looks like a specially modified species with a mutation. So find out where he's coming from? The commander asked.

"It looks like it's coming from the mountains." The team member who heard this thought for a moment and spoke.

"Is there a lizard that big in the mountains? What a joke, send someone to check where he appeared. The commander closed the report and said, "Also, let the computer simulate the direction it is heading and send people to evacuate the residents along the way." ”

"Okay, Commander." The team member replied and immediately went to do it.

"I really can't live in peace for a moment, and sure enough, there are always things that jump out when you're free." The commander sighed.

"Wow~ (Little lizard, did you run to the wrong place?) We don't seem to have an animal like you in our tiger park, and what are you staring at my double skin milk, this is mine. Inside the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, Cheng Hao looked at the lizard as big as a golden retriever in front of him and asked.

He went back to his warm nest to prepare a tiger to dream about air conditioning and food alone, but a strange guy appeared in the nest, and the dove took over his tiger's den.

But the lizard in front of him, he didn't recognize it at all, and he didn't know if it was newly harvested in the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park when he went out?

"Hiss~ (I'm from the sea, what are you eating?) It smells so good, can you give me a taste? The lizard asked, sticking out its long tongue, and then he saw the furry creature in front of him stretch out its claws, and then he flew away.

"Whoa~ (I'm asking you, not you're asking me, and you guy in the sea still dare to stare at my food, do you know whose territory is here?) Cheng Hao, who was carrying his paws, scolded angrily, where did he come from, and he dared to stare at his food. Do you know the rules for calling people when you enter the house?

"Hiss~ (It hurts, it hurts.) After the big lizard that was slapped out fell to the ground, he screamed in pain, he didn't expect that the guy in front of him, who was not good-looking, would have such a pain in one paw.

"Whoa~ (If you don't get out of here, I'll take off your arm and eat your flesh later, and outsiders dare to be so arrogant.) Cheng Hao said, taking a deep breath and blowing at the big lizard that was trembling in pain.

The lizard flew up and fell onto the road outside the fence.

"Mr. Principal, it's this big lizard." At this moment, the security guard who came over in a sightseeing car with tools said to the director.

They were in the surveillance, and when they saw the big lizard running into the tiger park, they immediately reported it to the director.

When the director arrived, he came with them to catch the lizard.

"I see, be careful, this little guy is no ordinary lizard." The director said to a few people, then jumped out of the car and said to the big lizard: "Little one, I don't want to hurt you, but only if you are willing to cooperate." Otherwise? I'm afraid you'll have to suffer a little sin. ”

"Hiss~ (What are you talking about?) I'm the new overlord of the oceans. The big lizard, hearing this, opened its mouth and let out a threatening voice. It doesn't seem like he's going to rest on his laurels.

"Well, it looks like you little guy hasn't been beaten by society yet." Seeing this scene, the director sighed and rolled up his sleeves helplessly.

As the director of the zoo, he didn't want to hurt the other animals.

But if the animals don't cooperate, there's nothing they can do.

"Hiss~ (What are you talking about this old man?) The prostrate lizard roared and rushed towards the director.

"Knock"

And then? Then he saw nothing, and the whole world suddenly went dark.

"Alright, come and pack this little guy up. I'm going to send him to the Evolutionary Department to see what species he is? The director said as he lifted the fainting lizard.

He had never seen such a lizard in all his life, with such smooth skin, a bit like an axolotl, but not as long a tail as an axolotl.

And the sticky skin should live in the water to the touch, but there should be no such similar animals in the water.

"Yes, Headmaster." Hearing this, the security guards immediately took out the garbage bag, tied the hands and feet of the big lizard, and then took a few more mops, removed the mop head, and firmly fixed it.

It's like the kind of roast suckling pig that is about to be roasted on the fire.

"Well, that's good. The packaging method is very professional, and it seems that the barbecue restaurant you originally opened was not opened in vain. Seeing this scene, the principal nodded with satisfaction.

(End of chapter)