Chapter 194: The whole network is hot, and the "weakness" of the flesh is Dean Xu!
"Ah, this ......."
Looking at the meow girl in his arms, Xu Yang was stunned!
Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable......
Poor Dao really doesn't have any bad intentions, he just wants to tease the ghost market boss and tease this little orange cat!
Who would have thought that this little orange cat would actually transform!!
How can this be tolerated?
Xu Yang hurriedly said, "Change back...... Hurry up and go back!"
Meow Girl: "........."
"Ding!"
"The cat demon is frightened, merit +100, agility +1."
"Xu Yang!"
The owner of the haunted house was even more furious, the yin qi on her body rose, and a ghost domain appeared behind her, her eyes revealed a strange firelight, and she said in a deep voice: "You have a bad relationship with Cui Fujun, I don't want to offend you, but this is not a reason for you to be presumptuous...... Little meow, come here, this land decree, sister don't want it!"
The meow girl turns back into an orange cat and quickly jumps into the arms of the haunted house owner.
eui!
She spat at Xu Yang.
The black cat's eyes were full of disgust, and he said, "Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't expect this Iron Hammer Taoist to be as disgusting as the legend!"
Xu Yang: "........."
He jumped up from the couch and shouted, "Wait...... What do you mean by that?"
Now that he is now notorious in the "ghost circle" of Western Xia, he has even reached the point where the ghosts are "frightened", and he really can't afford to be slandered by rumors, so he seriously explained: "I'm just teasing you, and I didn't expect that Little Meow would become a meow girl."
"When she transformed, I quickly made her transform back...... it!"
Halfway through his words, Xu Yang reacted and said with a dark face, "You don't think I like cat form, do you?"
The little orange cat asked, "Isn't it?"
"I'm !!"
Xu Yang wanted to cry without tears, and said, "I also know that I don't have a good reputation in the ghost circle, but this is all rumor...... What's more, my orientation is very normal, you put 100 hearts!"
said.
Shaking his hand, he threw the land decree out directly, and said, "This land decree, you take it to refine...... As for the conditions...... As you said before, I'll look for you to help me clear up some troubles in the future."
"Are you really willing to give me the land decree?"
The woman was a little incredulous, and grabbed the land decree and said, "As far as I know, none of your five wives are human, and four of them are ghosts......
Halfway through the conversation.
The woman reacted.
With the relationship between Xu Yang and Cui Fujun, it is not difficult to arrange an identity for his wife, and a land decree is indeed nothing to him!
So according to the joy in his heart, he solemnly put away the land decree and said: "My name is Yueniang, I am a resident of [Luofu Mansion], and then because my family offended the big people of Luofu Mountain, the family was shattered, I wandered all over the Netherworld, incognito, and finally cultivated into a ghost immortal."
"It's just that the big man has his hands and eyes, but I didn't expect to be discovered by them in the end, in order to avoid their pursuit, I threw myself into the Huangquan River, but I never thought that I encountered a crack in time and space, and I came to the world by chance."
Luofu Mountain?
It is rumored that the Southern Ghost Emperor, one of the five ghost emperors, ruled "Luofu Mountain". ….
This [Luofu Mansion], could it be the jurisdiction of the Southern Ghost Emperor?
Xu Yang changed his mind and said, "Just tell me your name, as for the origin, there is no need to say so much detail."
Yueniang said, "Master Xu gave me the land decree and gave me my identity, which is tantamount to saving my life...... With such a great favor, I naturally have to express that the conditions I said before are still valid...... If Master Xu needs my Yueniang, just ask me to do it!"
The little orange cat also said, "Master Xu, I'm sorry, it's Xiao Meow who misunderstood you...... If you want, the conditions before Meow will also count."
「………」
Xu Yang couldn't help but glance at the orange cat.
Honestly, the conditions are tempting.
A short-eared meow girl, what man doesn't like it?
And this month's mother......
It's also very good.
But now, he had to show his superior demeanor, and said lightly: "A mere land decree is nothing...... As for whether it is useful to get the two places, we will talk about it later."
Leave each other's contact information.
Xu Yang excused himself that his "friend" was still waiting for him outside, and immediately left the haunted house.
Seeing Xu Yang leave, the little orange cat stood up after landing on the ground, patted his furry belly with his little paws and said, "Oops...... Sister, I'm scared to death, I thought that what Master Xu said would be said later, and it would be said later!"
Yueniang was stunned: "Is there any difference?"
The little orange cat smiled and said, "You have been here for too short a time, and you don't know much about the culture of the world...... I'll talk about it later, it's literal!"
"Yikes!"
Yueniang reacted, and immediately grabbed the little orange cat and scratched the squeaky nest.
One person and one cat, frolicking for a while, Yueniang suddenly burst into tears and choked up.
The little orange cat was overwhelmed and asked, "Why is my sister crying?"
"I'm glad!"
Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "I have been wandering incognito in the underworld for more than 200 years, and I have lived a fearful life every day, and after entering the world, I am worried every day that I will be wanted by the underworld, and now I finally have an identity, and I don't have to live that kind of fearful life anymore!"
She held the land decree tightly and said, "Little meow, when my sister refines the land decree, I will take you shopping and take you to buy your favorite cat food......
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And at the moment.
Xu Yang has come out of the haunted house.
Outside the haunted house, Ma Long sat on a chair with a blue nose and swollen face, and as soon as he saw Xu Yang come out, he immediately covered his face.
Xu Yang was surprised and couldn't help but ask, "Ma Long, what's wrong with you?"
Ma Long dodged his gaze and said, "I ran too quickly when I came out, and I fell by myself."
"If you fall down yourself, you can still get a slap print?"
Xu Yang naturally didn't believe Ma Long's nonsense, he asked again and again, but Ma Long didn't say who hit him, just shook his head and said, "It's just an ordinary person who beat me, Lao Xu...... I'd like to figure it out myself!"
Apparently.
Malone's self-esteem took a hit.
If he had been before, he would have called his fox friend and dog friend by phone, and pressed the person who beat him to the ground and rubbed it.
But now, I am a "cultivator"!
If you find someone to help, how faceless is that? ….
Seeing that Ma Long was so determined, Xu Yang nodded with satisfaction and said, "Since the other party is just an ordinary person, then you can find the field yourself......
In fact.
He had already guessed what was happening.
High probability......
It was the sturdy man who ran away, and Malone brought his girlfriend out of the haunted house...... Then the two had an argument.
Originally, he planned to leave this matter to Malone to solve by himself according to what Malone said......
But when Xu Yang's mental power swept away, he found that the sturdy man was chattering in front of the roller coaster not far away, boasting with his friends about the heroic deeds of "beating people" just now, and even his little girlfriend followed and scolded Ma Long for "toad wants to eat swan meat", Xu Yang couldn't help it.
He said to Ma Long, "Brother Long, stay here and don't move, I'll go buy some oranges."
"Buy your uncle!"
When Ma Long heard Xu Yang playing with him, he immediately smashed the empty drink bottle in his hand, but the corners of his mouth opened a smile, and the depression in his heart dissipated a lot!
Xu Yang, on the other hand, walked through the playground and came straight to the sturdy man.
The sturdy man knew Xu Yang, and as soon as he saw Xu Yang coming, he immediately took a step forward and raised his nostrils
"What? You want to help your friend find a place?"
said.
He lit up his string biceps and sneered, "I advise you to go back and practice for a few more days...... Otherwise, I will be like your friend again, and I will beat you all over the ground looking for teeth!"
This guy is more than 1.9 meters tall and very big.
In addition, it may be the reason for the year-round fitness exercise, and the body is indeed very strong.
Xu Yang looked at the sturdy man calmly, and couldn't help but ask, "Didn't you see what happened in the haunted house? Who gave you the courage to beat my friend?"
In a haunted house.
After smashing the head of the haunted house "NPC" that changed into his own appearance with a hammer, Malone explained that it was his own hand...... But anyone with brains should know that he is not an ordinary person.
This sturdy man, is it Tie Hanhan?
Xu Yang's eyes flashed.
The sturdy man's expression was stunned for a moment, and then the whole person seemed to be crazy, and grabbing his girlfriend Bang Bang Bang is three punches...... Then he slapped himself frantically, until his face was bloody, and then his eyes widened and he fainted.
On the roller coaster side, there are already a lot of people.
After such a fuss, a large number of people suddenly surrounded him.
Xu Yang, on the other hand, had already left, pulled Ma Long and walked out.
Ma Long heard the movement of the roller coaster, stretched his neck and said curiously, "Old Xu, old Xu...... There's a lot of excitement over there, let's go, let's take a look!"
"Look at the yarn, send me home first, I still have to cultivate!"
"Yes, yes, yes, I also want to cultivate and impact the Night Wandering Realm...... When I cultivate to the Night Wandering Realm, I'll go and find trouble with that dog!"
Ma Long drove a BMW car and sent Xu Yang to the villa.
At this moment, the five girls had returned from shopping, and when Xu Yang entered the door, he found that they were actually watching TV news...... In the news, there is a clip of Xu Yang being interviewed, being assassinated, and then being killed.
The more bloody pictures are all mosaic.
But Xu Yang was around him, the air sword was suspended, and the picture of the eight swords flying together to kill people was captured very clearly, and even a special close-up was given! ….
Seeing Xu Yang coming back, Yue Yuluo was the first to jump up: "Husband, you are on fire......
"You're on the hot search!"
Yang Yin, Yun Mengxi, they talked nonsense.
In this regard, Xu Yang is not surprised.
Now that the country has announced the existence of martial arts and Taoism, and even vaguely mentioned that there are ghosts and demons in the world, such as Wudang's Master Chen and other well-known "martial arts anchors", in recent days, they have also edited and released real cultivation-related.
So what happened today, even if the heat is not enough, the official will add fuel to the fire and send it to the hot search.
However......
When Xu Yang carefully watched the hot search news, he found that ......
The reason why he really became popular on the whole network was not the picture of the eight swords flying together and killing the Shuramen killer handsomely, but the part where he was shot in the head by the Shuramen killer during the interview.
That paragraph was even specially edited out with subtitles.
, Xu Yangzheng is seriously popularizing the difference between Taoist cultivation and martial arts for the media.
"Dao cultivation and cultivation focus on refining qi and enlightenment, martial artists practice martial arts, focus on boiling the body, strong qi and blood, just from the physical point of view, the physical body of a martial artist is very strong, and the physical body of Taoist cultivation is very weak......
"Let's take an analogy......
Xu Yang, using "gun" as an analogy, said that powerful warriors, guns and ammunition are no longer threatening, but if Dao Xiu is a man, he will lose his life if he is shot with a black gun at close range.
As soon as the voice fell......
Bang!
A gunshot rang out.
Then the yellow-orange-orange bullet deformed and fell to the ground.
Xu Yang covered his forehead, snorted in pain, and scolded, "Who...... Who fired the gun?"
At this time, the picture froze, and the camera gave Xu Yang's forehead a close-up, and the position where the center of his eyebrows was hit by a bullet appeared
There was a red mark, and then Xu Yang's eyes appeared with a special effect of light.
Below, a line of words jumped out - Dao Xiu's physical body is a little weaker!
"Ah, this ......."
Xu Yang paused, and he said, "No, this is not right, the gun was equipped with a silencer at that time, how could there be such an obvious sound of shooting?"
Liu Shishi couldn't help but smile and said, "This is a good thing, I see that many people on the Internet are discussing it, and now they call you [Dean Xu, who is weaker in the flesh], many people say that they want to apply for the Wucheng Martial Arts School Taoist Academy and follow you to cultivate!"
Yun Mengxi said, "You say...... Husband shouldn't make his debut like this, right? When the time comes, if someone asks her husband to make a film, I must be the number one woman!"
"Take a picture of the yarn!"
Xu Yang said with a dark face, "Is that called making a movie?"
"Aren't they all the same?"
Yun Mengxi spread his hands.
Xu Yang gritted his teeth and said, "The film is the kind we watched together last night, the movie is a serious movie, how can it be the same?"
"Yikes!"
Yun Mengxi blushed and twisted Xu Yang's arm.
Yue Qiluo quipped: "My husband is eccentric, and he watches the film with Sister Yun, but he doesn't watch it with us......
For a while, laughter and laughter gathered together.
The events of the evening speak for themselves.
By the next day, Xu Yang slept until noon before getting up.
After getting up, he received a call from Officer Wang, who said, "Master Xu, I just have time to prepare for a trip to the welfare home this weekend, do you want to go together?" ….
"Good!"
Xu Yang said, "I just happened to go to see Master Ma's mother and son."
"Okay, I'll pick you up at your store."
Soon, the two met at the funeral parlor.
To Xu Yang's surprise, Officer Wang's forensic daughter was also there, and when she saw Xu Yang, she shook hands, exchanged pleasantries, and then asked, "Master Xu, is that paragraph spread on the Internet true?" Is your body really invulnerable?"
Xu Yang said modestly: "It's not that exaggerated, I'm just a little stronger physically."
Officer Wang's daughter showed great interest in Xu Yang.
She said, "Master Xu, can we talk together when you have time...... I'm curious about how a human body can become so hard!"
Seeing her eyes looking at herself, Xu Yang couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly refused...... This woman, isn't she used to studying corpses, and wants to dissect her own research, right?
Soon.
Outside the door of the welfare home.
Officer Wang found a parking space and stopped, took out milk, melons and snacks from the trunk of the car, and said while taking Xu Yang to the welfare home: "This welfare home is the only one in our Wucheng welfare home, and there are some children in it, as well as many lonely and widowed elderly people who have no children and no daughters...... Huh?"
As he spoke.
Officer Wang noticed that Xu Yang stopped and immediately asked, "Master Xu, what's wrong with you?"
Xu Yang looked at the welfare house in front of him.
On the face, there were some doubts.
He secretly opened the "Heavenly Eye Technique", but found that at noon, there was an incomparably rich anger and resentment floating in the sky above the welfare home, and the anger and resentment condensed, almost turning into a grimace!
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PS: The fourth update has arrived, a little later than expected, the new January, kneel and beg for a monthly pass!
PS2: Tomorrow morning at 6 o'clock have to set off to the provincial hospital to check the child, when to come back is not necessarily, tomorrow's update in the evening, I hope you forgive me, by the way, I recommend a good friend of the new book: I just want to cultivate immortals!.
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