288 It's still you're bad
"Wow~ (Since it's like this, then what are you asking me to do, grandpa?) Cheng Hao, who was knocked on the head, asked.
"Doesn't it seem that grandpa respects you more?" The director who was opening the refrigerator said.
"Wow~ (This is false respect, not true respect.) Grandpa, you're just going through the motions. Cheng Hao, who looked at the director with a big belly and took out the frozen chicken thigh meat in the refrigerator, said.
Is this respect for him? It's clearly just a formality, okay?
"That's no way, who made you a little villain who can only eat and won't help?" The director of the garden, who was washing the pot, said, looking at the screaming crowd outside and said, "What bad things have you done as a little villain?" Why is it messing up like this outside? ”
He seemed to hear it, and the crowd outside was very frightened, as if they had seen something terrible, and they were shouting for food over there, what the hell did this little villain do?
"Whew~ (Didn't I say that?) I gave them all the food and was very kind to inform all the cockroaches that they had broken their electrical wirings, and I gave each rat a task in the manhole cover to bite holes in the fuel tanks of all the cars. )”
Cheng Hao, who turned over, said, since you want to let these guys out, of course you have to do your best to do things perfectly, and I don't know if these people like his gifts.
Anyway, he was able to do everything that came to mind.
"You're a little villain, but you're really born to do bad things." Hearing this, the director of the garden said with some tears and laughter.
It's okay to just eat up other people's food, and to cut off electricity and oil for others, this is really not to want these people to leave here and look for food elsewhere.
"Whoa~ (I can't say that, I learned all this from your grandfather.) Cheng Hao, who was rubbing the pillow, raised his head and said: "Whoa~ (In terms of doing bad things, I can't compare to grandpa.) I have to learn more from my grandfather. )”
"Come on, you little villain wants to learn from grandpa, you're hurting grandpa." The director said angrily, looking at the person who was kicking the car outside, and said: "But even if there is no private transportation, there are still airports and railroad tracks in this city." ”
"It's probably easy for them to want food."
"Whoa~ (Who told grandpa that I didn't cause damage in other places, I dealt with these places you said earlier, those rails were seriously deformed, and the planes were also manipulated by me, they want to take off, so we have to see if they have the luck to land.) Cheng Hao stretched his waist and said: "Whoa~ (In addition, these guys had better not have the bad habit of throwing cigarette butts everywhere, otherwise they will have fun.) )”
"Huh? Is there anything else you've done? Hearing this, the principal was stunned and asked.
"Whew~ (Of course I didn't do anything bad, what I want to say is that the rats have bitten all the fuel tanks, and all the gasoline flows to the streets, and there are drains everywhere in these streets, as long as a little spark?) Then the whole city would be blown up. Cheng Hao explained.
Oil is a liquid, and so is rainwater, so there are sewers all over the city.
When someone ignites a spark, the flames will run down the road and into the sewers.
And the whole sewer is connected, once a Mars appears. Then a series of reactions will send the whole city to heaven.
"Why didn't you say it sooner, you little villain?" The director who was cooking was stunned.
"Wow~ (What does it matter?) Cheng Hao, who was lying down, asked inexplicably.
"It's a big deal, because there are a lot of manhole covers near us." The director glanced at Cheng Hao and said, looking into the distance randomly.
Then the whole earth began to shake, and a powerful shock wave came from underground.
All the windows were shaking, and the sound of a huge explosion filled the city. The dazzling light of the fire obscured the entire sky.
"Whew~ (It's such a powerful explosion, it almost burned my hair, but fortunately I ran fast enough.) Looking at the ruins below, the appearance of purgatory on earth. Cheng Hao couldn't help but say happily, then turned his head to the director holding the pan and asked:
"Whoa~ (Grandpa, are you okay, is our breakfast still there?) )”
"You little scoundrel, you still care about breakfast? Don't you see what has become down there? The director said angrily, this little villain is really a master, he has scalded the following into this, and he still cares about breakfast.
"Wow~ (See, isn't this a normal thing?) Who can't get hurt in war? I'm just doing this to make sure we don't get hurt in the future. Looking at the situation on the ground, Cheng Hao's four little short legs paddled the air and said, "Whoa~ (Grandpa, are you still watching?)" If you don't look, I'll slip away. )”
"Let's go, let's go, there's nothing to see." After hearing this, the director sighed and said.
Although this little villain has gone too far, I have to say that what he said is still very reasonable.
That is, if you don't be cruel to these enemies now, you may be cruel to your own people later.
"Whoa~ (Grandpa, look at the map, where are we going next?) Cheng Hao, who was paddling with his little short legs, asked.
"Let's go to the city of Kentzel, which is the industrial area of Mingguo, and destroy it? The entire Ming Kingdom is equivalent to at least a broken palm. Said the director who was flipping the chicken thighs.
Since they have all decided to destroy, of course, they are picking on the other party's heart.
"Whoa~ (Okay, grandpa, you show the way.) Let's go right away. Cheng Hao said.
"Just walk along this line, will you breathe fire if you little villain?" The director asked.
"Whoa~ (Of course not, I'm a tiger and not a fire-breathing dragon, how can it be fire-breathing, grandpa, don't be too outrageous, okay?) Cheng Hao, who heard this, said.
Grandpa asked him if a little tiger could breathe fire? Why don't you ask if a sow will give birth to cows?
"That's a pity, our breakfast isn't cooked yet." The director looked at the chicken thighs in the pan and said, "The chicken thighs are halfway cooked, and they are not fully cooked."
I don't know when there is fire, continue to cook?
"Whoa~ (It turns out that grandpa is talking about this problem, so it doesn't matter.) Cheng Hao said, opened his mouth and sucked a piece of wood, and then rubbed his fingertips to ignite the piece of wood, curled it with his tail and said: "Whoa~ (Isn't this solved, the problem of cooking without fire?)" Am I a little genius? Grandfather. )”
"Yes, but you have to fly a little slower, otherwise this flame will not be good for cooking." The director said with a pot in one hand and a spatula in the other.
"Whoa~ (I know, I know.) Cheng Hao replied and flew towards the forest.
There are trees that block the wind, and they are not very tall, just right for the wood to burn fully.
"What are you all doing? Are you eating dry food with the money, have you seen what is happening in the country? ”
In the online meeting of Mingguo, the president looked at the people on the screen in Dalian and scolded.
This group of rice buckets who take money and don't work don't see the current situation of the whole country, do you know what kind of predicament the country is facing? How can they still have the face to sit here?
Hearing this, the crowd couldn't help but lower their heads, not daring to look directly at them.
This group of rice buckets who take money and don't work don't see the current situation of the whole country, do you know what kind of predicament the country is facing? How can they still have the face to sit here?
Hearing this, the crowd couldn't help but lower their heads, not daring to look directly at them.
At the same time, he silently thought in his heart that he and the others were really unlucky, and he didn't know anything, so he scolded him.
They weren't informed of anything, and they weren't God, so how could they know what was going to happen there?
Not like that. took them out of anger, but the other party gave them money to support them, and they couldn't say anything, they could only scold in their hearts.
"Mr. President, I'm sure you already know what is wrong, and our main goal now is not to discuss personal faults."
"The guys who are sabotaging in the country are still there, and it is imperative to crush their plot as soon as possible."
Looking at Mr. President, who was furious, the Secretary-General reminded him loudly.
What's the use of shipping now? Isn't shipping now all the difference? This is the behavior of the weak, and what they need to do now is to catch the saboteur as soon as possible.
"Did you hear that? Did you hear that? That's why I called you here, cheer me up one by one, we can't be so negative anymore, the enemy is destroying our home, you know? If we fail to protect him, we will be laughed at by the whole world. The president looked at the crowd on the screen and said: "From now on, there will be a state of emergency in the country, and all officials will not be allowed to take vacations." Local magistrates must also enter a state of emergency. ”
"Once a suspicious person is found, there is no need to report it, just annihilate it directly."
"Yes, Mr. President." The crowd in front of the major screens replied.
"Whew~ (Grandpa, is it okay?) You won't eat secretly behind my back, I can smell the fragrance. Cheng Hao, who was flying in the forest, asked, turning his head from time to time.
It smells so fragrant, grandpa don't eat alone, let's see if he's good, there's a little tiger here waiting to be fed.
"Don't worry, grandpa didn't steal food, grandpa loves you the most, how can you steal it? You're too suspicious little villain. "The director who stir-fried the chicken thighs is not angry, and this little villain actually suspects him of stealing it? Isn't it so outrageous?
"Whoa~ (Then why hasn't the chicken thighs been cooked yet?) Cheng Hao, who heard this, asked, they have all come down and flown for a while, so the head of the garden has not cooked yet?
"Because the fire is not concentrated, the heat is not good." The director flipped over the chicken thighs and said, "If you are really hungry, little villain?" Then let's eat half-cooked first. ”
"Whew~ (Forget it, let's go to the city to eat it.) Cheng Hao shook his head and said, continuing to fly forward.
It wasn't long before a group of monsters appeared in his sight.
They don't look like creatures that the world should have, well, like they crawled out of hell.
"Glutton, why did you stop all of a sudden? Don't you keep going? The principal, who had his back to Cheng Hao, asked.
"Whoa~ (I think you can wait a little, grandpa, what little guy did I find?) Cheng Hao opened his mouth and stretched out his claws towards this group of monsters: "Whoa~ (Little guys, hurry up, this king has something to tell you, do you want to be full and clothed?) )”
"Whew~ (If you want to, then you're lucky, this king happens to know where there is a lot of food.) )”
"Bang la la"
"Bang la la"
As Cheng Hao's voice fell, the monsters who were lowering their heads and tearing something turned their heads.
The red light in his eyes was victorious, and his saliva flowed all over the ground as if he didn't want money.
"Glutton, do you think these little monsters seem to be very interested in you?" Seeing this, the director said that there was nothing wrong with the appearance of these animals, and that they had all lost themselves in the process of mutation.
Now they know nothing but destruction, do not fear death or pain, are real killing machines.
"Whew~ (I know, but it doesn't affect my plans.) Cheng Hao, who heard this, nodded his head and said, "Whoa~ (Grandpa, didn't you say that some industrial city is nearby?) What if we brought them in? )”
"Wow~ (In this way, we don't have to do it, and we can do the benefits of fishermen, how good is this?) )”
"Your little villain is a first-class villain." After hearing this, the director couldn't help but say.
"Whew~ (Of course.) Cheng Hao, who was running with small steps and chasing after the monsters, said.
Just run off into the distance and let him surprise these guys. What kind of people do you want to do that? Able to like.
"Hey, Tom, why did you come out so early today? Is something going on? My old man. ”
The young man who parked looked at the working sheriff and asked.
"Say no more, Mike. Everything was terrible today. The sheriff on duty leaned against the window of the pickup truck and said, "Do you know what else happened recently, I don't know what went crazy up there?" Suddenly we weren't allowed to take a vacation, and I wanted to go to the beach. ”
"Like this? That's really bad. Hearing this, the young man nodded and said, "But it doesn't matter, I'll take a picture of the beach for you to see, and it's the same if you stay here, there will be no problem." ”
"Then I'm going to kick you in the ass, Mike." The sheriff said angrily, and after a casual glance of his gaze, the whole person froze.
"Really? I'm afraid you can't kick it, I'm staying here, and I don't think about kicking it if you want to. Mike smiled and looked at the sheriff. found that the other party was stupid, so he followed the other party's gaze and saw the situation in the sky, and suddenly the whole person was stupid.
I saw that in the clear sky, a group of monsters with flapping wings appeared at some point.
They roared and roared. The entire sky was obscured, and the sound of buildings collapsing could be heard in the distance.
Later, monsters appeared on top of each building. Attack the entire city.
"Ahhh......h
Suddenly the whole city burst into screams of terror, and the crowd screamed and fled.
(End of chapter)