302 The Tiger King is really amazing
"Wow~ (Is there any fuss about me writing?) Look at how scared you are. Cheng Hao was speechless, why were they scared like this? What's all the fuss about?
"Whew~ (It's amazing.) When the gorilla on the side saw it, they were also a little dumbfounded. You must know that he can't even write a few words, but I didn't expect the other party to be.
"Wow~ (Don't join in the fun, now is not the time to join in the fun.) Cheng Hao said with black lines on his head, and put down all the team members. With his claws, he wrote another line of words: "Hurry up and dial your commander's phone, do you have something gorilla to explain to your commander?" If you delay, your commander will whip your ass with a rattan. ”
"What? We're not three-year-olds anymore, and we're going to get our butts pumped? Chubby orange, are you afraid you want more? ”
"yes, I haven't heard of a tiger being able to write."
The team members who fell to the ground muttered, but they still did as Cheng Hao wanted.
Soon the phone was connected, and the commander, who was soaking his feet and preparing to sleep comfortably, took the phone and said helplessly: "Why are you little guys endless?" What's the trouble for me? ”
How long has it been since this counted, why are these little ones so restless? Didn't you tell them not to bother him all the time, let alone to bother Chubby Orange all the time? They didn't listen to a word.
Originally, because of poor sleep recently, he lost some hair, and if he continued like this, his handsome face would encounter the biggest crisis.
"Uh, Commander. We're not here to get you in trouble, we have good news for you. Hearing this, the captain said, "The orangutan in the South Gate Forest has found Little Fat Orange, and he has something to tell you." ”
"The orangutan in the South Gate Forest has mixed up with Chubby Orange, and you still have something to tell me? Then you should have said it earlier. The commander listened, and spoke.
Such an important matter, these little ones only informed him now?
"I'd like to be sooner, didn't this just fly up to the ceiling again?" The captain complained.
"Alright, you can take some fruit in the hotel and entertain the guests, don't let the guests think that we are rude, I'll go over now." The commander who pulled his foot out of the water said, "You have to wash your hammer foot for such an important thing?" The top priority is to get to the hotel as soon as possible.
"Well, Commander, are you here in person?" The captain was stunned when he heard this, but he didn't expect this kind of thing, and he would alarm the commander to go out in person.
"Nonsense, the orangutan from the South Gate Forest is here. It must represent the animals of the whole forest, so how can I be sincere if I don't go there myself? The commander said angrily, now the animals in Starlight City are united.
What if we could reach a consensus with these animals and form a cooperation? This cannot play a major role in the security of the entire city.
"Uh-oh." After hearing this, the captain couldn't help but shrink his head and said to Cheng Hao and the gorilla who were looking here: "You have to wait for a while, the commander will leave now." ”
"Whew~ (It's a bit polite, gorilla, let's go in.) Cheng Hao said, turned around and walked towards the room.
When the gorilla saw it, he immediately followed.
"Captain, what are we going to do now?" Looking at the big birds circling outside, the team member asked aloud.
"Of course I'm going to get fruit, the commander said, go get some fruit and treat him well." The captain shrugged his shoulders and walked towards the elevator.
The team members listened to you and looked at me, and I looked at you and quickly followed. In a short time, the room was filled with fruit.
"You guys entertain little orangutans with so much fruit? But I don't give anything, don't you look down on me? Looking at the baskets of fruits that were brought up, Cheng Hao, who was sitting, couldn't help but widen his eyes.
Is this all going on? I'm really angry with him, he doesn't even have fruit to eat, and he still rubs the gorilla, right? Is this group of guys so stingy?
"We don't look down on you, it's just that we bought these fruits from the hotel ourselves, not from above."
"That's right, Chubby Orange, don't you want to be crooked. Besides, you're a tiger and not a monkey, so what are we going to do with the fruit for you? ”
Looking at the white line of words, the team members said, who will give fruit to the tiger? Is it okay to give meat to tigers?
So it's not a question of whether you can afford to look at it at all.
"In that case, why didn't I see you bring me something to eat?" Cheng Hao continued when he heard this, since they said that the tiger does not eat fruit and only eats meat, then may I ask where his meat is?
"Well, isn't there a lot of room in the hotel? Chubby orange, you can just look for it in the hotel. ”
"Yes, are you afraid that you won't have meat to eat when you live in the presidential suite?" Said the team member who heard this.
The gorillas weren't guests here, so they bought them. And Chubby Orange is a guest of the presidential suite, where do you still need to buy?
Just talk to the hotel and the food will be delivered soon, okay?
"You guys are really a little clever ......" Cheng Hao, who heard this, was speechless, these guys are so smooth, there is really no way to explain it to them.
"Huh~ (The fruits grown by humans taste so delicious, unlike the fruits in the wild, which are small and astringent.) The gorilla sat on the couch and ate the fruit, and from time to time sighed that the fruit grown by humans was delicious.
"Wow~ (Of course, if you want to eat good fruits, you have to fertilize and loosen the soil, otherwise the naturally grown fruits alone will only be a mouthful of slag.) Cheng Hao said, the hateful guys don't send him fruit, don't they? Then he wants to eat it, so that these guys can feel the heartache.
"It's so strange that Chubby Orange is a tiger, but he likes to eat fruit so much."
"yes, I haven't heard of tigers being omnivores."
The team members who saw this scene said, and took out their mobile phones to record it.
If this scene is not recorded, it is a pity, I believe many people don't know, it turns out that Chubby Orange still likes to eat fruits, right?
"Whoop~Whoop"
Also shocked was the gorilla on the side, he looked at himself, and then at the other party, and for a while he couldn't figure out whether he was an orangutan or the other party.
How can a tiger eat fruit so numbly, it's just outrageous.
"Stampede"
At this moment, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and then a figure appeared in everyone's sight.
"Hello Mr. Orangutan, I'm the commander of the Evolutionary Division in Starlight City. I'm very happy that you can come and discuss this with us humans, what is there to need? You can, but it doesn't hurt to speak. The commander who came in looked at the seated gorilla and sat down in front of him.
"Huh~ (Hello, I ask you on behalf of the animals of the South Gate Forest.) The gorilla, who heard this, replied with a smile.
"Huh?" When the commander heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, what was this gorilla talking about? He didn't understand anything, so he couldn't help but look at the people standing on the side: "Aren't you going to come over and translate?" ”
"Commander, where are we going to translate this? You've found the wrong person. ”
"yes, that's not what we're capable of. Have you forgotten? When the players who watched the play heard this, they couldn't help but be stunned and said.
"And how did you just know that Mr. Orangutan was going to talk to me?" The commander asked, "How did these guys know if they didn't know?" Could it be that they can still read minds?
"That's what Chubby Orange said."
"yes, Chubby Orange told us."
The team members pointed to the big orange lying on the bed and said, what does the commander want to know? It's very simple, just go up and wake up this big orange.
"Does Chubby Orange still translate? But I remember he didn't seem to be able to speak. Hearing this, the commander said suspiciously, although evolved animals and humans may be able to speak after staying for a long time, he has never heard that the little fat orange can speak.
Otherwise, Chubby Orange wouldn't have to carry a translator with him.
"Chubby Orange can't speak, but he can write, Commander."
"yes, his handwriting is weird and good-looking, we don't understand what kind of ability this is."
The team members said, who said that to be an interpreter, you must be able to speak? Isn't it the same to be written?
"In that case, go get me something to eat." The commander spoke.
"Well, Commander, you wouldn't be so late and not eating, would you?"
"Yes, Commander, do you want a few dishes and a soup to eat?"
When the team heard this, they immediately prepared to leave, but they had to tell the commander what kind of food he liked to eat. Whether you eat spicy or not, let's figure it out.
"Did I say I ate it? I'll tell you to get some good food for Chubby Tangerine. The commander said with a black line on his head, he was just about to sleep, and he still had a hammer to eat?
"Well, Chubby Orange seems to have eaten."
"Yes, Miss Keeper told us not to give him supper." The team spoke.
"Nonsense, don't give Chubby Orange something to eat. Wait a minute, wake him up and pull you to feed him? The commander scolded, "Is there anyone who asks someone to work empty-handed?" I can't even understand this, and I still need him to pay it?
"Then let's go to the delicious ones."
"yes, if he's got up and stuff, we're going to be done." When the team members heard this, they immediately ran away.
"Mr. Orangutan doesn't need to pay attention to them, let's continue to drink tea, and when we wake up Chubby Orange later, let's continue." The commander, who saw this scene, said to the seated orangutan.
"Whew~ (Okay, okay.) The gorilla said, and continued to peel peanuts and eat them.
But after a while, all the players who went down came back. And they come with all kinds of meat.
"Commander, are you okay with this food?" The team asked.
"It should be possible." The commander who heard this was a little helpless, and said with the big belly pressed on his body.
This little fat orange is really greedy, and when he falls asleep, he will sleepwalk and run over.
And it went directly to him, and he was almost crushed to death.
"Chubby Orange has turned into a cotton ball?"
"yes, how can it float so silky?"
The team members who were carrying the dishes looked at Cheng Hao and the clouds, and couldn't help but be shocked.
The little chubby orange is a little too outrageous, just like a cloud.
"Click"
"Click"
Just when they were puzzled, Cheng Hao, who had closed his eyes as if he had no bones, was already gnawing on the leg of mutton.
"Chubby Orange, are you awake or not?" Looking at Cheng Hao, who was like a big yellow python, the captain asked.
It is said that cats are liquids, but this time she has seen it for a long time.
"Wow~ (I woke up and didn't wake up.) Just as I came quietly, leaving no cloud behind. Cheng Hao, who was gnawing on a leg of mutton, muttered quietly and slipped over the plate. When he came to the next plate, he sucked three large waves of dragons like sucking noodles.
Then, it continued to sweep along the plate train.
The team members who saw this scene couldn't help but take a deep breath, fortunately the food was taken from the hotel, otherwise, if they paid? It's not a loss to them.
"Chubby orange, are you still satisfied? If you're satisfied, can you come and help translate it? The commander said.
The big orange cat swayed and flew over, and the gorillas on the side were very worshipful.
To make humans beg for this, the Tiger King is really amazing.
"Wow~ (Gorilla, what are you going to say?) I'll help you get this across to the commander. Cheng Hao, who was lying down, didn't mean to open his eyes, but he spoke directly.
The gorilla who heard this immediately replied: "Whoa~ (Hello Dear Human Evolutionary Representative, I came to discuss with you about the harmonious coexistence of humans and animals.) )”
"Like this? That's great, in fact, we've been humans for a long time, but we haven't been able to find the opportunity. Looking at the words generated in the void, the commander said with a smile.
"Whew~ (Really?) If so? Then we have a basis for conversation. The gorilla said happily, and then spoke about the need for cooperation.
"There is no problem, I will tell you about the difficulties you encounter, and I will reply to you soon." After listening to the commander, the commander smiled and said, the animal's request is not difficult, and it is not difficult for them, as long as they report to the above, then the star meeting will be very stable in the future.
"Whew~ (That's great, thank you, Mr. Commander.) The gorilla said happily, if only humans were willing to help.
I believe that everyone will be very happy when they know it.
"Now that you're done talking, shouldn't you consider going back? I'm going to sleep soon. Cheng Hao, who was in charge of the translation, asked, it's past nine o'clock now, they have finished talking about what they should have talked about, and they have said it too late, is it time to leave?
"Okay, Chubby Orange. I'm really bothering you this time, and when I go back and report to the above, I will definitely ask the above to reward you well in the future. The commander said with a smile.
"There's no need for a reward, that thing can't be eaten or drunk, you might as well send me a few times of beef." Hearing this, Cheng Hao complained, and the commander, the gorilla, and the team all floated up: "Okay, now I'm going to send off guests." Don't struggle, or I'll fall and get hurt, and I won't care. ”
White handwriting appeared in front of them, and in the next second, everyone was already sitting outside the door.
(End of chapter)