"How? Sister. Is the song I sang so good, did it make you feel high? Cheng Hao asked, and sure enough, he still had to speak often.

Otherwise, if you don't speak for a long time, you won't even be able to straighten your tongue.

"That's not true, my sister just feels a little tired in the braincase, and it's a bit brain-slapping for you to listen to this." Sister Hong'er, who heard this, said.

Don't know why? Listening to this song always makes you want to shake your head. This is a big challenge for her to drive, after all, she can't see clearly in front of her if she shakes her head while driving.

"Well, it's good to get used to it. Just get used to it. Cheng Hao was stunned when he heard this, and said with a smile.

"Okay, don't tell your sister about this, didn't you say you want to sing a nice song to your sister?" Sister Hong'er spoke.

Don't talk to him about this little villain, sing to her.

"Yes, yes, sister, I'll sing you a song when you're done, and now that my tongue moves, I'll give it a try."

"This song is a bit difficult to sing, and I may not be able to sing it well if I parrot it." Cheng Hao opened his mouth and shook his big tongue. I feel that my tongue is much more flexible, and my speech is no longer so awkward.

"It's okay, my sister doesn't laugh at you, you just have to sing." Sister Hong'er said.

"Okay, then I'll prepare, this song is so hard to sing, if it weren't for your sister? Kill me? I couldn't have sung this song. Cheng Hao said, and began to hum, to remove this song, he had to prepare a little.

At the very least, warm up your tongue before you can sing.

"Okay, okay, my sister knows that our little orange is the best, quickly warm up your tongue, my sister is still waiting for you to sing." Sister Hong'er said with a smile, her eyes skimming the inside of the live broadcast room.

found that there was already a lot of noise inside, and the screen was full of "hateful little fat oranges only sing to the breeders, and don't care about them at all." ”

"If it weren't for the live broadcast of the breeder, they wouldn't know about it or something, so they would be very angry anyway."

However, scolding and scolding, noisy and noisy, no one left the live broadcast room, they all listened quietly inside, ready to see what song Chubby Orange was going to sing?

"Ahem~"

"Okay, I've warmed up my tongue, I'm going to sing next, sister, listen well, remember not to spread this song."

"Why?" Sister Hong'er listened to it and asked suspiciously, is this song so unusual? Why is such a little villain, and repeatedly stressed not to spread it.

"Of course, because it's so hard to sing, I didn't plan to release this song at all, and letting it come out was purely to find guilt for myself." Cheng Hao, who was lying in the back seat, said.

How can a song have fifteen bends? Isn't this a source of guilt for yourself, what is it?

"Uh......" Sister Hong'er, who heard this, was stunned for a moment, and finally, her eyes couldn't help but look at it, and the noisy live broadcast room saw that the live broadcast room was immediately boiling:

"No, little sister breeder. Don't close the live broadcast room, we promise to keep it a secret. ”

"Yes, yes, Miss Breeder, we will never reveal it to the outside world, don't close the live broadcast room."

Little Fat Orange, a hateful little villain, sang such a song and didn't sing it to them, it was because it was too difficult to sing, it was just too hateful, if it wasn't for the breeder this time, the young lady secretly opened a live broadcast for them, they wouldn't know about it.

We want to see how hard this song really is to sing.

"Sister, you concentrate on driving, I'm going to sing, don't be scared." Cheng Hao said, and sang with his mouth open:

"The moonlight is fragrant to the woman, how long the tears break the sword,

How painful it is to think ...... words"

“…………”

"This song ......"

The song sounded slowly, and everyone in the live broadcast room, don't widen your eyes.

I felt a full moon rising in front of me, and the sad rivers and lakes appeared in front of me.

At this moment, they all seemed to have entered the sad rivers and lakes.

"The impermanence of this world is destined to hurt those who dare to love for a lifetime." Cheng Hao sang, and the whole head of Hude was raised:

"I'm tired to death, this song is so hard to sing, I'll never sing this kind of song next time, after all, this song has to be blacklisted, I feel like my performance is already the best, but it still feels a little worse, sister, what do you say?"

It's finally the end of the song, and I'm so tired.

"Sister thinks it's very good, this song is very good except for being a little sad, why do you want to add it to the blacklist?" Sister Hong'er, who came back to her senses, said.

"Because it's so hard to sing, I'm tired of singing, sister, when will you buy me a Coke?" Cheng Hao, who was holding the water in the trunk with his tail rolled, asked, my sister said that she would buy him the happy water of the fat house, so when will you buy it? He is already a fat house, and now he is almost happy water.

"Wait a minute, wait until the next service area to buy it." Sister Hong'er looked at the live broadcast room that continued to swipe the screen and said, "Do you want to sing another song to my sister?" After all, we'll be back for a few hours. You just sing all the songs you hide, anyway, there is only my sister here and no one else, don't be shy. ”

"Let me slow down a bit, don't be in such a hurry. Am I not good to you, sister? None of them had heard my new song at the concert. Cheng Hao said, rubbing the seat and opening: "Let me think about what song I should sing next?" I came looking for a song that sang slowly, a song that wasn't so tiring. ”

"Well, so you're planning to perfunctory your sister, aren't you? You can't sing something a little better, my sister has to be distinctive. Sister Hong'er said, is it easy to sing slowly? I'm afraid this little villain wants to be lazy.

"Don't worry, I'll sing a slow song first, and then I'll sing a drama for my sister later, okay?"

"But before that, sister, you have to prepare the happy water for me." Cheng Hao, who was lying down, spoke.

To be distinctive? Not in a hurry? Just wait for him to calm down and sing another dramatic song. Now he wants to sing more slowly.

"No problem, no problem, promise to be ready for you, you hurry up and sing, don't be verbose." Sister Hong'er urged.

"The damn little fat orange actually hides so many songs behind our backs, next time we must dig all the songs out of his mouth."

"That's it, he can actually sing opera, this little villain is really hidden."

There are a lot of fans here on the channel, and the angry braincase is smoking, and the little villain sings so many perfunctory songs every time he performs, but he sings so many songs in private, it's just too bad.

If you have a chance, you must catch him, grab the soles of his feet, and let him sing all the songs.

"The window shines at the dawn of the dawn and the clouds of the West Bridge are swaying, thinking about the corners of your clothes that were slightly swinging in the lotus wind, and the ripples of the golden years of wood carving sealed the pen seven years ago. ……”

Cheng Hao tilted his head, rubbed his big paws against the leather seat cushion and sang slowly.

In an instant, the noisy live broadcast room was quiet, and all the fans were listening quietly.

"It's too strong, it's too strong, Chubby Orange is so strong, and he sings so many songs in a row. It's all compared to what others have sung in a few years. ”

"yes, Chubby Orange is really amazing."

The recording department of Xiancha Live Company said happily that they have recorded the songs sung by Chubby Orange, and each one is a very good song.

If this were to be released as an album, it would definitely be a sensation.

It's a pity that the music they are recording now is a bit noisy and not clear enough.

Otherwise? It would be even better.

But it doesn't matter, you can pre-sell this recorded song first, and then invite Chubby Orange to come and sing.

"Chubby Orange, is this trying not to give us a way to live? What should we do if you sing so many songs at once? Ah Guang looked at the live broadcast room and said with a headache.

Is it necessary for Chubby Orange to sing so hard? He was so good that he patted his ass and ran away after singing.

At that time, he will be told by fans that the composition efficiency is too slow, and he doesn't have a chubby orange like him.

"I magnified my eyes one by one, and I saw that this is called singing, this is called composing. What the hell are you singing to me? Seeing that Chubby Orange sang a song, is this the song you should create? ”

And in the practice room of an idol, the man who is the teacher points to the screen and says, what kind of bullshit are these guys singing?

Know what singing isn't? Do you see it, this is called a song? They all learn a little bit more and don't keep singing this kind of garbage to him, they don't accept this stuff here, but if they can remember it.

"Yes, Teacher." The scolded dog bloody people replied, and they couldn't help muttering in their hearts.

If they can have this kind of ability, why do they need to come to this kind of ghost place, their teacher thinks too highly of themselves, right?

"Just give me a good look and study hard, learn how to sing with a little fat orange? Not only is someone else's tiger singing well, but how good is this sound singing? It's simply the type of God chasing rice. ”

"You have to learn to work hard even if the conditions are not good, you know? Don't be unconditioned and don't work hard. ”

The man continued his education, and then sat aside and watched the live broadcast.

It's a pleasure to listen to a singing voice of this level, but it's a pity that these stupid people can't.

I'm so tired, why did the boss let him teach these stupid people?

"Huh? Keep singing, Tachibana. ”

"Why did you stop all of a sudden and keep singing?" Sister Hong'er spoke.

"I'm done singing, what do you want me to sing? If a song lasts for three or four minutes and lasts for six minutes, how long do you think it will take? Cheng Hao, who had a big tail covering his stomach, asked.

"Sister knows how long a song is? But don't you still have to sing for your sister? Why did this stop? Sister Hong'er asked, she knew that this song had been sung, but wasn't there another song to sing?

"Don't tease my sister, my throat is almost smoking, and I haven't even seen the happy water until now."

"No more singing, no more singing. Unless sister, you bring me happy water. Cheng Hao trembled his paws and said, Sister wants the horses to work again, and she wants the horses to stop grazing, this abacus is also good, right?

"Anyway, I haven't arrived at the service area yet. How did you ask my sister to buy you happy water? Sister Hong'er said helplessly, this is more than 40 kilometers away from the next service area, how can she buy it?

End-to-end

"Chubby Orange, we're bringing you Coke, can you open the window?"

At this moment, a humanoid mecha rushed to the side. The voices of the team members were heard.

"Huh? Sister, did you still order takeout? Hearing this, Cheng Hao said happily, and a large bottle of Coke was stuffed into the window when he pressed the window.

And the team members who have done all this will operate the mecha and leave.

"Well, probably." Sister Hong'er, who saw this scene through the rearview mirror, was stunned.

Why is there still someone who brings Coke directly? It's not just fans who watch it in the live broadcast room, right?

"Gollum"

"Gollum"

Cheng Hao, who opened the lid with his paws, took a bite and stuffed the coke.

There's nothing happier than lying down and drinking fat house water, if anything? That must be a serving of fried chicken.

"You little scoundrel, drink slowly, don't choke." Seeing this, Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and reminded, is this drink so delicious? This little villain has turned into a Tiger water dispenser.

"No, no." Cheng Hao, who hugged Coke with his big plush paws, said, just Coke wants to choke him? It's a pipe dream.

"Can you sing then?" Hearing Sister Hong'er here asking, since you won't choke? Is this little villain allowed to sing?

"Of course there is no problem." Cheng Hao put down the only little coke left in his tail and said, "Sister, have you heard that the concubine is drunk?" ”

Sister Hong'er was stunned for a moment when she heard this, and then said:

"Well, my sister has only heard of Tiger Drunk Coke."

Still a concubine drunk? I'm afraid this little villain is going to show her a Tiger Drunk Coke, right?

"Then sister, you can listen well." Regarding Sister Hong'er's jokes, Cheng Hao didn't explain too much. The whole tiger touched the big belly and began to sing: "The snowflakes of that year fell on the plum blossom branches, and there were too many sorrowful ...... left next to the Huaqing Pond that year."

"Chubby Orange is really good at playing, and he sings very well."

"yes, I feel like I'm getting goosebumps, and my head is cold and cold."

"That's right, it's too strong, it's too strong."

It turned out that everyone who was joking in the live broadcast room heard the drama part. The scalp is numb, is this sound actually made by a chubby orange? It's just outrageous.

"Daddy, what do you think of Chubby Orange's play?" The young man holding his mobile phone asked the middle-aged man who was warming up with his legs on the side.

"It's much better than me, what else can I do?" The middle-aged man who was holding his leg said, and then thought about it again and said: "That is, your Aunt Qing was able to do something else when she was young, but it's a pity that the current opera has declined." The drama also needs a tiger to inherit. ”

"Love and hate~" said, and the middle-aged man sang along with the play.

How many standard tones are good words? I can't imagine that a tiger can sing so well.

(End of chapter)