312 You Make Me Uncomfortable? I can't make it easy for you
"Don't run, Chubby Orange. We just want your autograph, what are you doing running so fast? Looking at the car that slipped through the smoke, the fans who ran over shouted.
How can the damn little chubby orange be like this? They just want to stick to each other. The little villain just ran away.
"It's so dangerous, it's good that I slipped away. Otherwise, you won't be able to go, sister, you're too slow, and you'll almost kill the two of us. Looking at the service area that was getting farther and farther away, Cheng Hao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
It's a shame that these guys didn't catch up, otherwise, it would be another bloody storm.
However, my sister's reaction is too slow, right? He actually wanted him to drive a tiger.
"Are you embarrassed little villain? My sister almost hit her head in a hole. Sister Hong'er said angrily, the hateful little villain still dares the wicked to sue first? It's just so damning.
She didn't even react just now, and almost hit the car door directly.
"Really? Then sister, there's nothing wrong with your head, right? Does it hurt anymore? Do you want to touch it? Cheng Hao got up from the back row and asked, his eyes full of concern.
"Come on, you little villain, don't slap my sister's brain with one paw, my sister is fine, but if you touch it, it may not be." Sister Hong'er said angrily.
This little villain said he cared about her. But wait a minute, give her a pull on the skull, and she'll be finished.
"What are these words? Am I that kind of tiger? Sister, don't spew blood. Cheng Hao opened his mouth and said, sister, is this a persecution paranoia?
How do you think he would do such a thing?
"That's not for sure, after all, you're a little villain, you have too many eyes." Sister Hong'er said, looking at her rotating steering wheel and said, "Since you little villain can drive?" Then why do you still let your sister open you, are you holding back the bad in your heart? ”
"Nonsense, sister, don't wronged me, I'm doing this for your good. Think about it, I'm going to sing again, and what if something happens when I sing again? Cheng Hao said, he can't do two things, how can he do so many things, don't be too embarrassed about a tiger, okay?
"Then now that my sister is driving, are you good at singing?" Hearing this, Sister Hong'er said.
"Sister, you can drive, but I can't sing, I'm too tired to sing, you better play music and listen to it." When Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately shook his head and said.
It is impossible for him to suffer a loss twice, and my sister must be holding back the bad in her heart, don't think he doesn't know.
If he sings the song, he won't be annoyed if he really holds a concert at that time?
"But you promised your sister to sing to your sister, do you want to regret it?" Sister Hong'er looked at her phone and said, the sailors in the live broadcast room were about to explode.
are complaining that this little villain hides songs and doesn't sing to them, and now he treats them differently.
"Of course not, I'm an honest tiger, I'll sing when I have time later." Cheng Hao trembled his paws and said, "Sister, you are going to take over the car, I am a little sleepy now, and I have to sleep." ”
"Do you think your sister will believe the nonsense? You'll have to sing a few more songs to sleep, or the fans will say team up to go to the zoo and surround your nest. Sister Hong'er looked at the scene in the live broadcast room and said, some of them said that Xiao Tang would live directly in the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain without singing.
Set up a tent directly next to Xiao Tangerine's nest, eat and drink Lazar all over there, and wait for Xiao Tang to sing.
"Do they want to do that? Can it be more outrageous? Cheng Hao rolled his eyes when he heard this and said, these little clever ghosts are too good, and they actually plan to go to the tower to squat.
They don't go to work one by one, they can be full after eating the northwest wind, right?
"No way, who told you not to sing, they said that either you sing, or they will go to the Tiger Park to squat you now." Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and said, this little villain is not afraid of heaven and earth, he is afraid that others will annoy him.
Now that fans are threatening him with this, this little villain probably won't want to give in.
"Bastard, you have nothing to do when you're full, don't you?" Cheng Hao scolded and scolded when he heard this, this group of guys really made him a little helpless.
"Yes, they said they wouldn't let you feel good if they were bad." Sister Hong'er said with some schadenfreude.
"Damn, I'm so angry." Cheng Hao said loudly: "Sing it, sing it, listen to this group of guys." ”
A bunch of melons like to listen to songs, don't they? Then he'll sing some of the songs that these guys will respond to when they hear it.
"Mmmm, sister, come and drive, you can sing." Sister Hong'er said with a smile.
Cheng Hao sang with his throat pulled:
"Goo~Tuckle~Twitter, you're too ......"
"What the hell, what song is Chubby Orange singing? My ears feel deaf, and the little fat pig can't fool us like this. ”
"yes, it's all about noise pollution, he can sing very well, why torture us like this?"
The audience in the live broadcast room should not cover their ears after hearing it, they feel that their heads are about to crack.
Chubby Orange definitely did it on purpose, he must have done it on purpose.
"Tangerine, can you please stop for a moment? My sister feels a little pain in her head, if you keep singing? My sister may be going to take a quick-acting heart-saving pill. Sister Hong'er hurriedly interrupted.
"Impossible, sister, didn't you say you wanted me to sing? I'm singing, don't you want to be like this, okay? I'm going to be very sad, and I've sung all the songs, so you can just listen to it. When Cheng Hao heard this, he put on an innocent look and said.
"Then you should sing something else, don't sing this kind of song, my sister believes that this is definitely not your real level." When Sister Hong'er heard this, why didn't she understand what the hell this little villain was doing?
"Where is my real level, my real level is like this, sister, don't make a mistake, I actually sing very ugly, but sister, you just have to bear with it a little." Cheng Hao opened his mouth and said, this is his true level, where is it, he is already singing very hard, okay?
"My sister can't bear it anymore, my sister's head is about to crack, you sing better to your sister, don't torture your sister anymore, my sister didn't let you torture you when she raised you so big." Sister Hong'er said with black lines on her head.
"Then there's no way, my real level is like this, no matter what you say, sister, you still can't change it." Cheng Hao spread his paws and spoke, do you know what ultimate torture is?
"Sister believes that you are a big-headed ghost, hurry up and sing a good song to my sister, do you know? Otherwise, if you make your sister angry? There are you crying. Sister Hong'er said, this little villain moved his claws, he knew what the other party was thinking? Not to mention not moving their claws yet.
"Okay, okay, then I'll sing my sister what I'm good at." Cheng Hao said.
"That's right, let's sing it. My sister knows you're a little villain. Sister Hong'er said.
"Pig, you have two hole......s in your nose," Cheng Hao heard this, so he sang with his throat pulled.
"Although the song is a lot better than just now, I always feel that Chubby Orange is scolding us."
"Don't feel like you're scolding us, Chubby Orange must be scolding us."
"That's right, Chubby Orange is fighting back against our threat."
Hearing this, the fans in the live broadcast room said. It's disgusting that the hawker actually scolded them for being pigs.
"Xiao Tang, your song is indeed a lot better than the one just now, but my sister still feels a little buzzing, can you change it?" Sister Hong'er tried to discuss.
"Okay, then I'll change it." Cheng Hao nodded: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, the Five Elements Mountain can't suppress you, and a Sun Xing ...... pop up."
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, Chubby Orange seems to be a tiger, not a monkey." In the live broadcast room, a fan said.
"Yes, Chubby Orange is indeed a tiger. And in Journey to the West, the tiger was skinned by a monkey. The others followed.
If you look at Journey to the West, Chubby Orange has an enmity with Brother Monkey, why do you keep singing this? After all, there was more than one tiger dead inside, and there was also a tiger power immortal.
"Little orange, you like Sun Wukong so much?" Sister Hong'er asked helplessly.
"It's not, it's just trying to sing, what's wrong? Any questions? Sister. Hearing this, Cheng Hao paused and asked.
"The question is no, but what if you could sing something else? My sister will be happier. Sister Hong'er said.
"Other songs? What's that song? Cheng Hao muttered: "Otherwise, how about I sing a little Nezha to my sister?" ”
"Uh, little Nezha?" After hearing this, Sister Hong'er thought for a while and said, "It's okay, you can do it." It's better than you keep singing Monkey King to your sister here. ”
"Okay! Listen up, sister. Cheng Hao tilted his head and said: "It's him, he's him, he's him, our friend Xiao Nezha." ……”
"I feel like I'm singing cartoons right now, what should I do? The sense of the picture is a little strong. ”
"Who's to say it isn't? I feel my eyelids jumping, it's a pity that Chubby Orange doesn't sing nursery rhymes. The fans in the live broadcast room muttered and continued to listen to the song.
Sure enough, this twisted melon is not very sweet, what song does Chubby Orange sing to them?
"How? Sister. Doesn't it sound good? If it sounds, I'm going to get ready for bed. ”
After singing, Cheng Hao said, he has sung several songs, and he can almost start swinging, right?
"Sleep, sleep. My sister really convinced you little villain. Sister Hong'er said helplessly, this little guy slept quite actively, and he was not willing to let him work at all.
Let him sing a song, what is this singing?
"yes yes yes! Good afternoon, sister. We'll see you later. Cheng Hao said, and closed his eyes.
It's amazing to finally be able to close your eyes and sleep for a while.
"Uh-huh." Sister Hong'er nodded, and pointed the camera in the live broadcast room at the back row: "Xiao Tang is going to sleep, and there is no way to sing to everyone." Next, let's enjoy the little orange sleeping. ”
"Okay, that's the only way, I hope the little fat chicken can be honest when he sleeps, and don't run around."
"yes, Chubby Orange should be a little better. When I woke up, I continued to sing to us. Seeing this, the fans said, and watched Cheng Hao sleep in the live broadcast room.
"Huhu~Huhu"
What about someone peeping into their sleep? Cheng Hao said that if these guys are idle, it hurts? You can watch it casually, he doesn't care anyway.
Then the long snoring began, and everyone in the live broadcast room quietly looked at the fat figure and fell asleep all the time.
Until it was dark, there was still no movement.
Finally, a fan couldn't stay anymore and asked:
"Can anyone tell me how long a tiger has to sleep, why does the little fat orange sleep for so long and doesn't even move his body?"
"Although I would like to tell you too, but as an outsider who is not an expert in tiger research, I don't know very well." Someone typed.
"Yes, anyway, the little fat orange will definitely wake up if he wakes up, and if he doesn't wake up, he will definitely not wake up, as for when the little fat orange will wake up, it all depends on his biological clock" Someone below immediately echoed.
"You two guys know literature." The fan who asked the question said speechlessly.
This Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park is about to arrive, why hasn't the little fat orange woken up yet? If he continues like this, he will almost fall asleep.
"Little orange, have you woken up? We're almost there. Sister Hong'er looked at the familiar highway intersection and asked.
"Wow~ (You should wake up, right?) Actually, I don't know if I'm awake or not, I may need a little food to know. The deafening snoring suddenly stopped, and then Cheng Hao spoke.
"You glutton, you don't keep pretending to be asleep, do you? and brazenly asked my sister for food. When Sister Hong'er heard this, she scolded angrily.
"Of course not, I didn't wake up before you spoke, sister, okay?" Cheng Hao pressed the car window with his tail, looked at the dark clouds floating outside and said, "Sister, we have to go back quickly, the clouds in the sky are so thick and big." I have to go back and collect my clothes and quilts. ”
Look at how thick the clouds are in the sky? It's like a chocolate pie. What if it rains? It doesn't take less than an hour to flood the car.
"Where did you get the quilt for a tiger? My sister's clothes have long been put away, so you might as well close the window honestly. Sister Hong'er looked at the raindrops on the glass and said.
It's such a crisp sound, and it looks like it's going to rain very hard.
"Oooh." Cheng Hao nodded, looked at the sky and said, "It's such a big caramel marshmallow, how good would it be if you were scared of the chocolate beans?" ”
"It's not good at all, if it's chocolate, it's over." Sister Hong'er didn't have a good airway, so she stepped on the accelerator and entered the national highway directly.
What if the rain turned into chocolate chips? That would be a violation of taste. Maybe something terrible will happen next, but it's better to rain in the sky.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa"
"Bang Bang Bang"
Just after Sister Hong'er's voice fell, the whole world blurred. The sky poured on the car like pouring water, and the car made a loud noise.
"Sister, should we find a place to park and wait for the rain to stop, this rain seems to be a bit heavy." Looking at the blurred world outside, Cheng Hao reminded.
(End of chapter)