"Don't, don't, don't sow the little fat orange."

"yes, yes, I'll broadcast it for a while."

Looking at the blackened screen, everyone in the live broadcast room shouted. But only the anchor has left.

"Little villain, you're back, how's it going? How are you doing over there? In the Hongta Mountain Northeast Tiger Forest Park, the director looked at Cheng Hao, who came back, and asked.

"Okay, it's good, there's food, clothing, and serving. Grandpa, when are you going to have to get me these treatments? Cheng Hao, who heard this, asked.

He had never been more comfortable there.

"Uh, can you talk, little villain?" Hearing this, the director couldn't help but be stunned.

"Yes, what's wrong with grandpa, isn't it just talking, as for making a fuss?" Cheng Hao nodded and said.

"There's really no fuss about talking, but it's a little scary when you talk. You better keep your mouth shut and don't say anything, so as not to scare the people in the tiger garden. The headmaster said, "The little scoundrel scares him a little every time he returns, and this time is no exception. actually spoke people directly.

"I'm afraid this is not very good, alas, the things I said are already known to everyone, grandpa, it is impossible for you not to let me speak." When Cheng Hao heard this, he shrugged his arm helplessly and said.

He also wants to pretend to be dumb without talking and avoid trouble. But this is clearly impossible.

"What's wrong? Any questions? Why not? Hearing this, the principal here asked suspiciously.

"Because when I just came back, my sister had already started the live broadcast, exposing the fact that I could speak, how can you say this is okay?" Cheng Hao shrugged his shoulders and said. So many people know about it, how can it be hidden?

"Uh, what's going on? Well, you better talk, it's all like this, and there's really nothing you can do. The director said helplessly after hearing this.

"That's right, Grandpa." Cheng Hao nodded and said, "Don't talk about it so much, grandpa, I'll come back, do you have anything delicious for me?" ”

"I've been sitting in the car for a long time, and I haven't eaten a single piece of meat, and I haven't drunk a drop of water."

"Isn't it, our big stars are doing so badly? I didn't eat a grain of rice in the car, I didn't drink a drop of water, who is abusing our big star? Hearing this, the director said in disbelief, and looked at Sister Hong'er on the side.

was looking at the other party's sister Hong'er, and immediately pinched Cheng Hao's big round face and said:

"Do you tell the principal again, that you haven't eaten or drunk? Do you want my sister to tune out the live broadcast and let the director take a look, which pig is drinking Coke and eating chicken legs? ”

This hateful little villain actually ran to the director of the garden to tell the right and wrong, and didn't drink a drop of water and didn't eat a piece of meat, which big orange pig sat in the car and drank Coke and ate chicken legs?

"That's definitely not me, after all, I'm just a tiger, how can I be a pig?" Cheng Hao, who heard this, said.

Isn't this a good thing to hear about him? Because he's not a pig at all.

"Then do you admit that you ate?" Sister Hong'er asked with more strength in her hand.

"Admit it, sister, don't pinch it anymore, it will be bad if you pinch my face again." Cheng Hao replied, isn't it just recognition? Is it okay for him to admit it?

"It's pretty much the same, count you as acquaintances." When Sister Hong'er saw it, she said angrily.

She thought this little guy would have a hard mouth, but it didn't look like it.

"I've already admitted it, so can we go to dinner now?" Hearing this, Cheng Hao spoke.

Wrong, he has already admitted it, so he should eat according to the custom, right?

"Are you so hungry? My sister didn't eat anything and didn't say she was hungry. You little scoundrel ate it, and you're screaming hungry so quickly. Sister Hong'er scolded angrily when she heard this.

"The physique is different between people, just like me and your sister, your weight is one-sixth of mine, how can you be the same as me?" Cheng Hao muttered and said, they don't just look at the literal. It has to be based on reality.

"Okay, you little guy don't talk about it here. Grandpa has a strange headache when he hears it, isn't it just the meal he wants to eat? Don't be so verbose. ”

"Come with grandpa, grandpa will take you to dinner." The director standing on the side beckoned, and listened to the two of them make trouble, his ears were going to be calloused, it was better to finish the matter as soon as possible, he didn't want to waste time here.

"Okay, grandpa, didn't you say it would be over? Save me from having to spend so much time talking here. Cheng Hao said, and quickly followed.

"The little villain remembers to eat a little less and not too much for dinner." When Sister Hong'er saw it, she opened her mouth to remind.

"Don't worry, sister, I know in my heart, I won't eat a lot, just eat seven or eight points full." Hearing Cheng Hao reply here, he staggered away.

"Isn't seven or eight minutes full enough? This little villain. When Sister Hong'er heard this, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

But she still has to go back to put her things away, and she can't pay attention to it, so she can only go back first.

"Commander, the rain is suddenly gone, and we don't know what's going on?"

On the other side, within the evolutionary department, after the team members who went out to rescue returned. Reported to the commander.

They were in the middle of the disaster, and when the clouds disappeared from the sky, the water on the ground disappeared with them, and they didn't know what was going on. And so it all happened.

"Do you mean those rain clouds? The rain clouds were blown away by the little fat oranges. The commander said, turning his phone and speaking, "Take a good look for yourselves, you need to work harder." ”

"Eh, Chubby Orange is so powerful?" Looking at this scene, everyone couldn't help but be stunned and said.

Chubby Orange is also a little too powerful, how can he have such a big breath? I really can't figure it out.

"Or what do you think?" The commander said angrily: "I usually let you cultivate hard and don't listen, but now I am compared to the little fat orange." ”

"There's no way to do it, Chubby Tangerine was born to eat bowls of rice, he was born as an evolved animal, we can't compare with him, this congenital condition is insufficient."

"yes, Commander, don't think too highly of us." The team members who heard this said one after another, if the little fat orange is a congenital evolved animal, then they are at most acquired, how can this be compared?

"You don't work hard at any of you, you just make excuses." Hearing this, the commander scolded angrily: "Find out more about your own reasons, see if you have cultivated well, how long has this evolutionary light appeared, and you don't work hard one by one." ”

"Yes, yes." The team members who heard this nodded, and they didn't dare to refute.

I can only nod my head and agree, why is the little fat orange so powerful? Isn't this a pit for them?

"What are you kidding me? Is it said that the big water in your country is caused by the little fat orange in our country? Why don't you say that the earthquake in your country was done by us with a fart? "On the other side, in the diplomatic department, the diplomats who are responsible for docking with foreign countries. is scolding.

Don't be so outrageous, it's okay, the other party can say such a ridiculous thing.

"Although Mr. Zhao, you don't believe it, but the truth is like this, we watched the live broadcast of your domestic little fat orange and found that the direction he blew is our country." The diplomat on the other end of the phone said that he didn't talk nonsense, he had evidence, and the screen recording in the live broadcast room was the best evidence.

"I said, do you want to hear what you're saying? The city of Hongtashan is six or seven hundred kilometers away from your country, and that is still on the border. ”

"Do you want to tell me that a chubby orange can blow rain clouds and water six or seven hundred miles away? Do you think it's possible to touch your head? Diplomat Zhao said very speechlessly, why did this group of people have a pig brain, and such a ridiculous thing can be said?

"But that's the way things are, and I hope your country can give us an explanation." Hearing this, the diplomat of the country spoke.

"I'll give you a lollipop explanation, don't take out such a ridiculous thing to tease me, otherwise it will make the international community see a joke, if you are full, will it be okay? You can go and play in the mud. Diplomat Zhao scolded angrily, these shameless guys can touch porcelain in everything, why are they so thick-skinned? Leather shoes should not be made of cowhide, but should be made of their faces.

"Mr. Zhao, please be civilized and don't be so rude." When the diplomat of the country heard this, he spoke.

I didn't expect what the other party said to be so unbearable, the other party represents the image of a country.

"For a country that has a brain to be polite, I will naturally be a little more civil. But for those who are stupid, there is no need for this. Diplomat Zhao said: "You can solve this matter yourself, spend money well, repair sewers, and get more money to improve people's livelihood." ”

"Don't always think about touching other countries, such an outrageous reason? I really doubt the state of mind of your country's leaders, and how you have read books for so many years. ”

"Other than that, please don't call us again, our time is precious, and we don't have the world to waste on your vexatious things."

After speaking, Diplomat Zhao hung up the phone directly, what is this?

"The hateful Xuanguo people are really too deceitful." Listening to the sound of the phone hanging up, the diplomat of the country couldn't help but scold.

The facts are right in front of you, and these guys are still trying to quibble.

No, we must continue to mobilize the power of public opinion to make them bow their heads. They must be made to pay for their actions.

"Glutton, is the tamales delicious?" In the canteen of the Northeast Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, Chef Chen looked at Cheng Hao, who was feasting, and asked.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, but Uncle Chef, can you please not fool me by using potatoes instead of lotus roots?" Cheng Hao, who was eating tamales, said that he knew that potatoes were cheaper, but he didn't deceive him like this.

"Isn't there no way, is there a shortage of funds?" Chef Chen explained with a smile: "But isn't this tamales made with potatoes also delicious?" Don't be so picky. ”

"I'm not picky, I can't do it, there are mistakes that still need to be spoken." Cheng Hao opened his mouth while eating: "It stands to reason that authentic tamales should be made with powdered arrowroot." Uncle Chen, you just skipped the first one, not to mention, and skipped the second one, you are better to use sweet potatoes than potatoes. ”

Although he can't cook as a tiger, it doesn't prevent him from tasting.

Uncle Chen is too outrageous, how did he skip these better ingredients and choose the worst ones?

"Yes, yes, yes, you can say anything, next time Uncle Chen will make it for you with lotus root, right?" Uncle Chen said, taking out his mobile phone: "Xiao Tang, can you help me record a video?" My daughter is over 20 years old and he wants your blessing. ”

"Huh? Uncle Chen is sure it's your daughter, isn't it the customer you're looking for? Cheng Hao, who was eating tamales, was stunned: "You can sell it with my signature every day, why do you still take this kind of work now?" ”

Usually the other party sells his signed posters, and he just turns a blind eye to it, after all, he can improve the food, and he is happy.

But why is the other party still picking up now, this kind of business is coming?

He's a big star, why don't you congratulate people, what will others think of him if it spreads?

Is it shameless to say that he wants money, or is he a tiger who is greedy for money?

"Little orange, forgive me for swearing to God, I really didn't take the job, although I did sell your signed posters before."

"But we're all divided into three-sevens, and your money will buy you roast chicken, roast duck and goose." Hearing this, Chef Chen said, "Uncle really doesn't lie to you, Uncle does have a daughter over twenty years old." ”

"Eh, Uncle Chen, do you really have a daughter?" Cheng Hao asked with some suspicion. The other party didn't pick up the job, did he really want to celebrate his daughter's birthday?

"Of course, what am I doing if I have nothing to do?" Chef Chen nodded.

"And what's your daughter's name? What month and day were you born? What is the Chinese Zodiac? What is the time of birth? Uncle Chen, answer me right now. Cheng Hao said when he heard this, since he is the daughter of the other party, then the other party must not have to think about these questions, he can answer them.

"Chen Jing, November 6th, belongs to the tiger, and the birth time is 4:16 in the morning." Chef Chen said without thinking.

"Huh? It seems that Uncle Chen, you really have a daughter, but why haven't I heard from you before, and I didn't see her come over for the Chinese New Year last year? After hearing this, Cheng Hao said curiously.

The other party never went home for the Chinese New Year last year, and he didn't see the other party's daughter come here.

"Isn't it bad last year? That's why I told her not to come here. Chef Chen said with a smile, "But this year she celebrates her twentieth birthday, and I have to rush back to my hometown to celebrate her birthday." So in a few days, you may not be able to eat my cooking. ”

"Isn't it? Then Uncle Chen, how long will you go back? Who's going to take your shift? Do I recognize me? Is his cooking delicious? As soon as he heard this, Cheng Hao immediately asked with concern.

"I don't know much about this, but I heard the director say that it seems to be a chef who was invited back from the big canteen outside." Uncle Chen wiped his hands and said, "From now on, he will do things with me, it should be more reliable." As for whether the dish is good or not? You'll have to ask the principal. ”

"Okay, grandpa is really, he didn't notify me when such a big thing happened, he really didn't take my big star seriously." Cheng Hao muttered, it was outrageous that he didn't notify him of such an important matter as recruiting a cook.

(End of chapter)