"I've won the prize, sister, have you eaten? Would you like to sit down and eat with me? Cheng Hao asked when he heard this.

"Isn't this nonsense? If you eat in the dormitory as your sister, hurry up and give the food to your sister. Sister Hong'er said angrily.

"Okay, okay, sister, don't worry, sit down and eat slowly." Cheng Hao said, beckoning his claws. The chopsticks hanging on the wall next to him flew in front of Sister Hong'er.

Seeing this scene, Sister Hong'er took the chopsticks and held the dishes and spoke: "By the way, when the director asks you to be free, go to the river behind." ”

"Why did you let me go to the river? Even if you don't want me to bathe in the tiger garden to save water bills, it won't let me go to the river, right? Wouldn't that make the other animals waste less? I'm a big star, okay? "I heard Cheng Hao, who was going to take a wild bath, say, did I let him, a big star, take a bath outside? Isn't this a pit tiger?

Aren't you afraid that the river will be full of paparazzi when the time comes? Have an impact on his image?

"What are you thinking? How could your big head think that it was to save money on your water bills that made you go to the river? Sister Hong'er, who heard this, was speechless and said, who taught this little villain? How does it come to mind?

"Isn't it? Isn't it normal to do this with a grandpa's picky personality? After hearing this, Cheng Hao spoke up.

"Although it's normal to say that this matter comes out of the director's mouth, this time the director really didn't want you to take a bath." Sister Hong'er stopped her chopsticks and said, "Recently, there have been a lot of mutated river fish in the river behind, which has seriously disturbed the animals that go to the river to drink water. ”

"So the principal means to let you deal with it, understand! It's not that you want to save water bills and let you go to the river to bathe, not to wash in the tiger garden. ”

"Since it's catching fish, why don't you just ask a professional angler to come? Why do you want me to go out, I think if you find a fishing guy for this kind of thing, the fishing guy will be happy to death. Cheng Hao, who heard this, said, so many fish told the fishing guy, and the fishing guy was not happy to die? Definitely paid to come over and fish.

"Fishing old angler, don't you know that you can catch anything except that you can't catch fish? Count on them to fish? That's just a nesting immortal. Chef Chen, who was sitting on the side, couldn't help but say.

Do you expect those anglers to catch these fish? That's going to be a long wait.

"Nest Immortals?" Sister Hong'er, who heard this, couldn't help but be stunned and said, "What does this mean?" ”

"It means that these fishermen are like immortals, who will drop food for fish from time to time, and over time they will become nesting immortals."

"There is such a joke on the Internet, Fish Head: Brothers, today's relief food has come down, quickly tie up those sacrifices and send them over.

Fish Patriarch: "Stupid, you can't give up your fish, so we'll give it?" If you don't offer sacrifices and offend the nest immortal, he will no longer give us heavenly food in the future, can you bear this responsibility? Someone, tie up those fish for me and send them to the sacrificial hook. Cheng Hao said slowly.

He is familiar with this allusion, and anglers who can't catch fish are often ridiculed like this.

"Since you little villain knows that's the case, then you still said let the angler go fishing." Sister Hong'er said angrily when she heard this.

"Then this is different, my sister fishing guy can't catch fish, because those fish don't bite the hook, these fish are mutated and aggressive, then they will definitely be very happy to bite the hook, this brings a different sense of accomplishment to the angler, I'm here to help them turn over." Cheng Hao explained, why can't you catch fish when you fish because there are no fish in the water? No! The main thing is that those fish don't bite the hook, and these mutated fish are different, definitely seeing what bites.

If the angler swings a hundred poles, there will be a hundred rods with fish.

"You're helping them turn over, I think you're opening a feast for their house." Sister Hong'er said angrily: "Those fish that have changed are very aggressive, and they don't know who will eat them after they really catch them?" ”

Just a dozen catties of fish can slip people around, not to mention the fish that has changed, and when the time comes, the hands will be bored by the fish.

I'm afraid that these anglers have a life to catch and not to show off.

"Then there is no way, they can't grasp such a good opportunity, who can blame them?" Cheng Hao spread his paws and spoke, and finally had a chance to correct his name, but these fishing guys were not angry.

"Alright, it's better if you have time to deal with it, your little brothers live in that forest. If you don't do it? I'm really counting on the Diaoyu Islands. Sister Hong'er knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said.

"Okay, okay, then I'll take care of it after I'm done." Cheng Hao nodded and said, who let this be his territory, he can only deal with it.

"It's pretty much it, hurry up and eat it." Sister Hong'er said, holding the chicken wings and speaking: "Uncle Chen, next time you cook for this little villain, put less sugar, he is a little fat now, and it is not good to be fat again." ”

"Okay, no problem. I'll try to make him as little as possible next time. Chef Chen, who heard this, replied.

"Don't, don't, I'm still growing my body, sugar intake is indispensable, don't do it." Cheng Hao raised his paws and said, he is less than two years old now, how can he stop sugar intake? This is important for his well-being.

"Do you still have a body? You're about to grow into a ball, so it's okay to eat more bones for you, but forget about eating more sugar. Sister Hong'er patted Cheng Hao's paw and said, "Uncle Chen, don't pay attention to him, just listen to me, I'm the breeder, I have the final say." ”

"Okay!" Hearing this, Chef Chen nodded.

"Ahh Not alive, not alive. No sugar is given, and no sugar is given in the meat. There's no way to live. When Cheng Hao heard this, he immediately shouted at the top of his throat, and almost rolled on and cried.

"Don't shout, you little scoundrel. What's the use of shouting without a single tear? Your noisy sister can't eat normally. Sister Hong'er, who heard the words, covered her ears and said, this little villain's voice is also too loud.

The shouting was so harsh that it made her head buzz.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's going on? Why is it so noisy? The director who came in asked, covering his ears, feeling his scalp jumping up and down.

"Grandpa, if my sister doesn't give me sweets, forget it. You can't even give the sweetness of cooking. Cheng Hao, who saw the director come in, immediately said.

I've never seen anything so excessive, and he doesn't usually eat sugar. Now sweet vegetables are not yet edible.

"Don't be so strict, he's still a kid." The director touched Cheng Hao's head and said, "Usually don't give him sugar, and you can't put sugar in the dishes you don't want." ”

"That's it, is it good to put sugar in the dish to improve the freshness?" Cheng Hao echoed and said, looking at the fishing rod held by the director and said: "Grandpa, it turns out that you are also a fisherman, you can't see it." ”

"Hammer's fisherman, are you willing to feed mosquitoes as a grandfather? Isn't this about dealing with the fish in the river? Hearing this, the principal knocked his head angrily and said.

What kind of fish do you catch? Does he seem like such a free man?

If it weren't for the mutated fish, he wouldn't have gone to the river to feed the mosquitoes.

"Then grandpa, you work hard, I won't accompany you, remember to clean up the mutated fish in the river." Cheng Hao, who heard this, reminded.

Since grandpa went, then he didn't have to go.

How nice is that? He could honestly stay at home and sleep on his back.

"Aren't you going? You think too much, grandpa came to look for you. When the director heard this, he pinched Cheng Hao's little ear and said, "Have you finished eating?" When you're done eating, it's time to go to work with your grandfather. ”

"Don't, I don't think you need me." Cheng Hao, who was pinched by his ears, muttered, how annoying is this fishing? Grandpa can go by himself, don't take him with you.

"Grandpa doesn't want you to think. Grandpa wants grandpa to think, so you have to go with grandpa. The director said, and said to Chef Chen on the side: "Xiao Chen, is there any leakage of other people's scraps in the kitchen, bring me some, I will use it as bait to catch fish in the river." ”

"Yes, yes. There are not many other things in the kitchen, and there are the most leftovers, so you can wait a minute, the director. Chef Chen replied and went to get it.

"Grandpa, I think, we alone are definitely not enough, we still need more people to help, right?" Cheng Hao, who was pinched by the ear, said. Since he can't live in peace, then everyone shouldn't think about it. Let's go to the river and drink the northwest wind.

"Makes sense, so what are you going to do about it?" Hearing this, the principal asked.

"It's very simple, let's call the people in the department too, and see if there are any people in the tiger park who like fishing? Let them come along, too. Cheng Hao came up with an idea.

"There's no problem, just do what you little villain says, and we can also charge the citizens for fishing." After hearing this, the principal's eyes lit up.

"Uh, grandpa, are you serious? This river is not ours, why do you still charge it? Cheng Hao said weakly.

Grandpa is such a clever little ghost that he wants to go crazy thinking about money.

"Of course, they don't have to charge for fishing, but if he wants our help? There must be a fee, we can't save them in vain, can we? The director looked at Cheng Hao and said, he won't charge these people for fishing, but they can't pull it up after catching fish, so they always need help.

"I found out that grandpa, you're so smart." Hearing this, Cheng Hao couldn't help but say, grandpa is really a little genius in business, and he can even think of such an idea.

"Of course, otherwise how can I feed you little villains." The principal said, and said to Sister Hong'er on the side: "Xiaohong, can you post this news on our local forum?" Let's just say that there are a lot of fish behind our tiger park, and they can come and fish to their heart's content. ”

"Yes, yes, but are you sure you want to do it, Director? I feel like I'm going to be scolded to death. Sister Hong'er said, it doesn't seem to be glorious to make money by this means.

"How is that possible? Don't worry too much, you won't have a problem doing what I say. The director smiled.

"Alright then, I hope so." Sister Hong'er sighed and went to the Internet to post it.

"Grandpa, since we still have to wait for someone, should you let me go first?" Cheng Hao, who was holding his big head, said: "After all, I haven't even finished eating, no matter what happens, I have to wait until I eat it." ”

"It's okay, then you can eat quickly, don't grind." The director said.

"Uh-oh." Cheng Hao replied, and immediately ran to eat.

Wait for the entire Hongta Mountain Northeast Tiger Forest Park, but it will be lively and have a good show, he has to finish eating and watching the play quickly.

"My sister is eating. Don't be hungry, you can't get along with your body. Cheng Hao gulped down the meal and said to Sister Hong'er on the side.

"Sister knows, don't you need to be taught by your little villain? You'd better eat your own. Sister Hong'er rolled her eyes and said, this little villain also taught her that she didn't eat well, and said with a face.

"Uh-oh." Hearing this, Cheng Hao was relieved to eat.

"Whoosh"

"Whoosh"

At this moment, the sound of the propeller turning came from outside, and Cheng Hao, who was eating, looked outside.

Dandelion helicopters flew over, and judging by the black armor guys on the plane, it seemed that they were going to catch fish with their bare hands and fight the mutated fish.

"It's coming quickly, and it looks like they've started cleaning up the mutant fish around the city." When the director saw it, he spoke.

Now it should be impossible for a fishing guy to come over in this situation, and the department will block the news and clean up the scene before the operation.

"Well, then let's not bother them, grandpa." Cheng Hao on the side said loudly when he heard this, professional things are left to professional people to do, they are obviously not professional, so don't go over to join in the fun, just eat, sleep, and lie down all day.

"Do you think it's possible? As a consultant, I should have visited it anyway. After hearing this, the director gave a blank look.

"Then grandpa, you can go, I won't go, I am the key protection object of the department, and I am protected, so I won't go over and cause trouble for you." Cheng Hao said.

"That's why you should go over, and the more people there can protect you better." The director walked to Cheng Hao's side, stroked the fat on his neck with his hand and said, "Wait a while, obediently go over with grandpa, don't think about running away, grandpa has already choked the throat of your fate." ”

"Oh, grandpa, don't pinch me. Actually, I was joking with you, and I'd be more than happy to help. Cheng Hao, who felt a little tightness in his scalp, said.

As for clutching the back of his neck? He won't just run away, and he hasn't finished his meal yet.

(End of chapter)