"Isn't the meaning of tiger life about sleeping and cooking? Without these two things, what is the point of being a tiger, do you and I need to live as tired as you? Cheng Hao opened his mouth and complained, he didn't need to get married and marry a wife, let alone buy a house or a car, of course, he ate, drank, played and slept all day long.

After all, he can't even play on his phone and computer. That's all you can do.

Is it possible that the other party still wants to deprive him of these two remaining pleasures? Then he's really good at shet.

"It's really heart-wrenching when you say it." Xu Lele muttered when he heard this: "You all know that my life is so difficult, why don't you hurry up and cooperate to please me and make me happy." ”

"What does this have to do with me? I didn't ask you to do this, who can you blame for what you want to do? Is it bad to lie flat? I think it's very comfortable to lie flat. "Cheng Hao doesn't have a good airway, does the other party have anything to do with him being so tired? It's not that he makes the other party so tired.

It's very simple for the other party to be happy, don't worry about anything, just lie down on the ground.

"It's very comfortable, but if everyone lies flat, the world is going to collapse." Xu Lele opened his mouth, holding his chin with both hands and looking at Cheng Hao, who was like a bottomless pit in his mouth, frantically swallowing steamed buns: "You bad guy, you won't come here this time just to eat, right?" ”

"Of course not, what kind of tiger do you think of this tiger? Ben Hu came here this time to check the situation of the department, especially to see if anyone is lazy? For example, you're being lazy. Cheng Hao looked at Xu Lele and said, "What are you still doing here?" Why don't you hurry up and go to training, have you washed your clothes and shoes? Have you cleaned your dormitories properly? Do you usually read more books to enrich yourself? ”

"Of course I'm here to watch you, but otherwise you've eaten all your meals, and anything else? You can't control me. Hearing this, Xu Lele looked at Cheng Hao and said, "Who did you learn from this little villain?" You're still educating people here, have you done a good job today? Have you eaten well and been kind to others? ”

"Work a hammer, Benhu's beautiful day has been ruined by you, Benhu has a good time playing in the snow in the tiger park."

"As a result, because of your unfavorable work, Benhu has to go out to clean up the mess." When Cheng Hao heard this, he suddenly became angry: "What's wrong with you saying that Benhu ate something?" Ben Hu did what all your team members did, and you are still here to disturb Ben Hu to eat, do you still have a little conscience? ”

"Well, this is none of my business, don't talk nonsense, you should go to the commander." Seeing that the spearhead was pointed at him, Xu Lele hurriedly spoke.

said that she didn't carry this pot, and it was impossible to carry it, if the other party wanted to ask, she should ask the commander, she was just an ordinary team member, and she was not qualified to carry the pot.

"Since it's none of your business, then you can leave quickly, don't affect my eating, I hate others talking about me the most when I eat." Cheng Hao waved his paws, like a color-sensitive fly.

"Okay, you eat slowly. You glutton. Xu Lele muttered, then got up and left.

This little villain really likes to complain, so she'd better wait for this villain to bother him when he doesn't eat.

"Uh-huh." Cheng Hao was very satisfied when he saw the other party leave, without the other party's verbosity, the whole world was quiet. Even the steamed buns are a lot better.

But then again, why did this young lady who delivered food also become mute?

"Little sister, why don't you speak? Don't want to talk? Or is it an introvert, or is it that there is nothing to say? ”

"Eh, isn't it Chubby Orange that you don't like to listen to people when you eat?" The team member who put the steamed bun on the table was stunned and spoke.

She is neither introverted nor unwilling to talk, mainly because Chubby Orange said that she doesn't want to hear someone talk about it when she eats.

"That's for others, young lady, do you want to sing?" Cheng Hao asked.

"Yes, what's wrong? Chubby Orange, you want to teach me to sing? Hearing this, the team members here asked happily.

"Of course not, I want to listen to Miss Song, you can sing me a few songs." Cheng Hao said loudly.

"Yes, yes." The team members nodded when they heard this, and sat opposite Cheng Hao and sang.

After Cheng Hao heard it, the two of them drooped down and blocked the ear canal.

This young lady really knows how to sing, but she doesn't sing very well, but fortunately he can't hear it when his ears are drooped, otherwise it will be torture.

"Little Fat Orange, is the song I sing good? Is there anything that needs to be corrected? The team member who finished singing a song asked with big eyes in the wink.

Seeing this, Cheng Hao's ears raised slightly and said, "You sing very well, and your singing voice is no less than that of ordinary singers?" Young lady, you are really a waste in the department, your road should be the sea of stars. ”

"Really? Chubby orange, you're really good at complimenting people. Hearing this, the team members here said with a slight blush.

"Whereever, I'm telling the truth."

"That's right, young lady. Is there anything else to eat? Listening to your singing makes me hungry again. Cheng Hao said appropriately.

"Yes, yes, I'll get you fried dough sticks, there are other delicious foods, you wait a minute." The team member replied and went to get it.

As for what the commander confessed? It has long been thrown away 108,000 miles away.

"Benhu is so smart." Cheng Hao, who saw this scene, was very proud.

Just ask you if you are strong? With just a few words, I succeeded in living a worry-free life with food.

"Commander Luozi, why do you look absent-minded?" In the office, the director sat in front of the chessboard, looking at the commander who was staring at the clock on the other side.

"No, no, I'm just looking at the time." The commander who heard this replied with a smile, and couldn't help but cry bitterly in his heart.

That glutton hasn't been to the office for so long, how much has he been cooking in the cafeteria? You're not going to eat up the entire cafeteria, are you?

"Time is just a concept, and it doesn't matter to us anymore. Commander, you better play chess seriously, and don't be affected by these irrelevant things. The director said with a smile when he heard this.

Is the other party starting to get anxious now? That's a little early, and with the amount of food that glutton, I don't think I'll be back so early.

"I still need to be affected, after all, I still need to be responsible for the safety of the entire Hongtashan City." The commander replied embarrassedly, looked out the window and said, "It's not too early, Mr. Advisor, you must be hungry, otherwise how about we go to eat?" ”

"Yes, the old man is indeed a little hungry." Hearing this, the headmaster nodded, and stood up from his seat.

Seeing this, the commander hurriedly walked towards the cafeteria.

For so long, there has been no news. He really realized what it means to live like a year.

"Eighteen barrels, my God! It's the first time I've seen such an edible tiger, and the amount of food that Chubby Orange eats is really amazing. ”

"I'm not, I've always heard that tigers are carnivores, but after seeing Chubby Orange, I think it's all a lie, tigers are obviously omnivorous."

In the cafeteria, the team members gathered in a group, looking at Cheng Hao, who was drying buckets of rice one after another, with a look of surprise on his face.

They didn't expect a tiger to eat so much, which is outrageous. These dozen buckets of rice add up to more than the weight of Little Fat Orange, but the other party's big belly is like a black hole, and it is still dry bucket by bucket.

"Little orange, can you really eat it? Would you like to stop? Eating too much starch is not a good thing for you, after all, tigers eat meat. ”

The team members who were eating looked at Cheng Hao, who was eating a lot, and asked, with some worry in their eyes.

Is there really no problem for a tiger to eat so much rice? And the rice clearly weighed him.

"It's okay, it's an ordinary tiger, I'm an evolutionary animal, and I've long been born with the ability to digest starch, so I can eat whatever it is." Cheng Hao, who was cooking, said, looking at the scrambled eggs with leeks on the window and said, "Little sister, can you help me bring that dish?" I like vegetarian food. ”

"Okay, then you can eat slowly." Hearing what the team members here said, they went to serve food.

"Nineteen barrels, it's too strong, the little fat orange is really too strong." The team members who saw this scene sighed.

"It looks like there's a lot of activity in the cafeteria, why don't we go over and have a look?" The principal, who heard the voice, asked with a smile to the commander on the side.

"Yes." When the commander heard this, he showed a smile that was more ugly than crying.

He'd heard that glutton had eaten nineteen buckets of rice, and if he ate it like this? That's really not enough food for the other party to eat.

"Mr. Commander and Advisor are here, disperse." After the onlookers found out about the situation here, they hurriedly said to their companions beside them.

The surrounding team members all dispersed, revealing Cheng Hao, who was eating very happily inside.

"Isn't this the commander and the grandpa of the director, are you two hungry too? Hurry up and sit down to eat, I just found out that the food thieves in the department are delicious today. Cheng Hao, who saw the two of them, raised his paws and said hello, and with a wave of his tail, two bowls flew over.

Seeing this scene, the commander couldn't help but twitch the corner of his eye.

Why does this little villain look like the owner of this place, and he's the one who has come out there?

"Commander, don't be polite, hurry up and sit down to eat, just treat this place as your home, you can eat whatever you want, don't, I'm sorry." After Cheng Hao found that the commander was in a daze, he hurriedly spoke up.

"Just eat your food obediently, don't be verbose. This is the department, does the commander still need you to teach it? The director held the bowl and held the chopsticks, so he didn't have a good breath, so he ate with the dishes.

I have to say that the food in the department is really good, no wonder this little villain is eating here. There is no specific meat to eat.

"Yes, yes." Cheng Hao nodded his head, rolled his tail with a spoon, and gave the director a spoonful full of fat and said, "Here, grandpa." I know you have a bad mouth, so I specially prepared a messy braised pork for you. ”

"Do you think I have bad teeth? You're just trying to get tired of me, aren't you? Looking at a large spoonful of fat, the director couldn't help twitching out of the corner of his eye.

This meat is really fat, so fat that it is a piece of white flowers.

"Where? Grandpa, you've lost weight lately, so hurry up and eat it. Fat is good, fat is long meat. Cheng Hao said, looked at the commander who was sitting down on the side and said: "Commander, don't be polite, come and eat meat together." ”

Good things need to be shared, especially the fat of Baihuahua, the two of them should eat together.

"It's fat at all, how do you let me eat it?" When the commander saw this, he said helplessly: "Go and call the chef, I want to ask him how he cooks?" Who can eat such fat meat? ”

"Wangwang~ (I can, I can, I can.) As soon as the commander's words fell, the German rabbit on the side ran over.

"Go, go, it's nothing for you, don't come over and make a fuss." After Cheng Hao heard the words and scooped up a piece of fat with a spoon and threw it out, De Rabbit immediately stuck out his tongue and chased him out with his eyes shining.

"Hello Commander, hello Mr. Advisor. Is there anything you can do? When the neatly dressed chef came, he asked the two with a smile.

"It's not a big deal, I just want to ask you why this braised pork is so fat?" The commander asked, holding up the meat in the bowl, his eyes scanning the other.

"You can't blame me for this, I want to make pork belly that is not fat, but this meat is so fat."

"Commander, what do you think I can do? The meat is not thin, and I don't cut it on myself, do I? As soon as he heard this, the chef immediately complained.

He's just a chef, and he's not in charge of the ingredients. He uses whatever ingredients he buys. For example, yesterday someone left a message on the small blackboard that they wanted to eat braised pork, didn't they do it today?

"It makes sense, it makes sense, not only you can't pour so much fat into the dish, isn't this smashing your own signboard?" Cheng Hao on the side opened his mouth and said, "How good is this fat meat used to squeeze oil?" It's a pity to use it to roast braised pork. ”

"yes, don't do that next time. What if there is a problem with the ingredients and can't be made? You can tell me that you don't have to do this. The Commander followed.

"Yes, Commander." Hear the chef here nod.

"Well, let's take the fat down. I don't even eat the little fat orange, and it is estimated that few people will eat it, so don't put it here and waste it, take it and squeeze the oil. The commander waved his hand and said, don't eat this fatty meat. Just by looking at it, he felt oily in his stomach, as if he had eaten a lot of oil.

"Okay!" Hearing this, the team members immediately carried the braised pork down.

They don't want to wait a little longer to eat this braised pork. After all, who likes to eat such fat now?

(End of chapter)