Gathering souls is definitely a good thing, and it can even directly change a person.

Take Mo Bai as an example, if there is no Liu Wei's soul gathering, although Mo Bai can't be said to be powerless, but it is definitely the level of ordinary people, and you have to find bricks all over the street to fight, but if you want to say that the soul gathering thing, it is really not easy to get it, the conditions are simple and simple, and it is really harsh to say harsh, you can't pull people and say, anyway, you are dying, just give me the soul, be careful that people will not let you go when you turn around.

"Look at you like this, you know that you don't believe it. An Chubby waved his little finger and said, "What is your IQ?"

Mo Bai said: "117." ”

An Fatpang said disdainfully: "I have an IQ of 141." ”

Mo Bai is crazy, he is despised, he is actually despised by a little fart child, but Mo Bai has nothing to say, although the IQ of 117 is really not low, and it already belongs to the upper middle level among ordinary people, but people's IQ is over 140, what is the concept of 140? It means that the little kid in front of him is a genius, it is said that Einstein's IQ is only 146, and the little ghost in front of him is still underage!

An Fatpang shook his head very smugly and said, "So, don't doubt what I said, our grade is not at the same level." ”

Mo Bai gritted his teeth and said: "I admit that my IQ is not good, but do you want to try whose fists are harder." ”

"Reckless. An Chubby said disdainfully: "I only know how to use my fists." ”

Mo Bai rolled up his sleeves and said, "You really don't believe that I will beat you?"

An Chubby stretched his head out and said, "Beat, you beat, I'll sue Grandpa Sù when I turn around, someone beat me." ”

Mo Baileng froze, and then remembered that his grandfather was the vice principal, and he turned around and sold a cute one, crying a lot, and he had to finish playing.

"Don't you dare to beat it. An Chubby said proudly: "That's all you have to do." ”

Mo Bai gritted his teeth and said, "Dead fatty, what do you want to do?"

"Gather souls. An Chubby said: "Do you want it?"

Mo Bai thought about it, and then said firmly: "Yes!"

Mo Bai agreed very simply, as long as he is an agent of death, he wants to gather souls, that thing is better than any prop in the long run, and if he is lucky, he will catch a soul gathering that increases brain cells, and his IQ will suddenly soar to 160, and he will have to despise the dead fat man in front of him when he turns around.

An Fatpang took out a note and threw it to Mo Bai and said, "Fill it in, follow me." ”

Mo Bai took it and took a look, and immediately shocked An Fat Fat as a celestial, this girl turned out to be an artifact.

The so-called artifact is an anonymous leave note, which is a blank piece of paper, but it has the signature and seal of the director of the Political and Educational Department, as long as the reason for the leave is written, it will take effect immediately, and it is common to all faculties, and it is definitely not something that cats and dogs can have, so that in the flea market section of Nanda BBS, this thing has been fried to more than 300 yuan a piece, and it has always been priceless.

Mo Bai bit the pen, how many days should he fill in the leave? Ten days, half a month? It seems to be shameless, taking leave for so long, being misunderstood and suffering from some incurable disease will be over, or fill in seven days.

Mo Bai sighed after filling it in: "I am so kind!"

"Honest fart. As if he knew what Mo Bai was thinking, An Fatpang scolded: "You are the most shameless person I have ever seen, and the one who has the most in the past has only filled in for three days." ”

Mo Bai said: "Do you care? If you want me to help, don't chirp crookedly." ”

An Chubby said, "You know that I want to ask you for help?"

Mo Bai said: "I have an above-average IQ, don't really think I'm stupid, if you don't need my help, how can this good thing of gathering souls be cheap for me? ”

"I'll admit you're not too stupid. An Fatpang bit his finger and said, "Let's go, work." ”

An Chubby walked out of school with Mo Bai, it felt a little weird, being led by a little kid, which made Mo Bai a little uncomfortable.

It's just that the more uncomfortable is yet to come.

An Fat went out to take a taxi, sat in the passenger seat like a little adult, and supported the driver to drive quickly, Mo Bai didn't care much, he went wherever he liked, but when he really arrived at the place, Mo Bai was still startled, it turned out to be a long-distance bus station.

Mo Bai grabbed An Chubby's clothes, picked him up and said, "Little ghost, what trick are you playing?"

"Out of the city, we are going to Fuchun County, can we get there without a long-distance bus?" An Fatpang pushed Mo Bai and said: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and buy a ticket." ”

Fuchun County is a small county around the city where they are located, about two hours away, not too long, despite this, Mo Bai has never been to Fuchun County, only knows that the tofu here, tofu skin, etc. are famous products, and there is a nationally famous soybean breeding base.

Since he came, Mo Bai also wanted to try it and see how delicious the tofu here was, but before he could mention it, An Fatpang had already stopped the car on the side of the road and beckoned to Mo Bai.

An Fat Fat came to Fuchun County obviously with a plan, since this little fat man had an abacus in his heart, Mo Bai followed honestly, but after arriving at the place, Mo Bai was still thundered.

In front of the two of them is a rather magnificent building, with a huge iron gate, which looks thick and strong, and on the edge of the iron gate, there are four big characters written: Aomori Prison!

Mo Bai wiped the cold sweat and said, "Are you sure you didn't go to the wrong place?"

"Of course!" An Fatpang took off the backpack on his body, took out two pieces of clothing and said, "Hurry up and change it." ”

Mo Bai took the clothes and spread them out to take a look, and was once again scorched by the thunder, and what An Chubby took out turned out were two priests' clothes.

Ann Chubby said: "And the cross, the Bible, all with it." ”

Mo Bai couldn't help but say, "What exactly do you want to do?"

Ann Chubby said, "Do you know how to pray?"

Mo Bai said: "I've seen it in the movie." ”

"There are many kinds of prayer, the simplest is worship, in addition, there are prayers and confessions. ”

"I know. Mo Bai said: "I just asked what I wanted to do." ”

"Stupid. "Whether it is Catholicism or Christianity, believers will find a priest or pastor to repent before they die, in order to atone for their previous sins, and after death they can walk the ladder of heaven, for example, in the United States, even if they are criminals who are imprisoned for life, they also have the right to repentance before they die, and they will invite the clergy to prison to help those prisoners make the final confession." ”

Mo Bai suddenly said: "I understand, you want to pretend to be a priest and help those prisoners repent, and by the way, ask them if they are willing to give their souls, but it's not right." ”

An Chubby said, "What's wrong?"

Mo Bai said: "You have to admit that the fantasy is very beautiful, but the display is very cruel, this is China, not the United States." ”

An Fat said: "There are also many people in China who follow God!"

Among the Chinese believers, Buddhism is the majority, Taoism is also a lot, and with international standards and cultural integration, there are many more Christians in China, and even the cemetery has a special inscription engraved with God loves the world.

"However, the situation is different, this is China, not the United States. Mo Bai said: "There are always more people who believe in Buddhism than in God, and I haven't heard that the prison helpers invited a monk to come back and repent, let alone a priest." ”

"So, we applied for it ourselves. An Fatpang took out a small notebook and said: "Before I came, I contacted the person in charge of the prison through the guò network to help the criminals here in the name of volunteers, and this is your priest's certificate." ”

Mo Bai had the urge to vomit blood when he looked at it, and said speechlessly: "Isn't this a monk's degree, do you dare to make it more fake?"

An Chubby said: "I haven't seen what the priest's certificate is, do you still have to call the Vatican to ask, besides, although this thing is imitated by Monk Zhang on the Internet, it is not cheap, okay, the cross is still laser carved, and it cost me five hundred oceans." ”

"Cheng, you're amazing. Mo Bai said: "In case it is exposed, I will definitely slip away immediately, and don't say that I am not righteous enough." ”

An Chubby said: "Don't worry, I'm underage, what am I afraid of, come, put this on too, from now on you will be called Maduda." ”

An Chubby's schoolbag is simply Doraemon's four far space bags, and he stretched out his hand and took out a human skin mask and handed it to Mo Bai.

In fact, An Fatpang is obviously deliberate, the name on the priest's certificate is Darlow Maduda, a serious 800 American, and he is also a missionary in the Vatican, who now runs a church, and his main source of income is to officiate weddings, and he is a well-known priest in the industry, and An Fatpang's human skin mask is also made according to Maduda's appearance, not casually impersonated.

This is also the reason why An Fatpang wanted to ask Mo Bai for help.

The first is age, or height, even if An Fat Fat wears a human skin mask, people have to believe that Maduda is a dwarf, and the voice of An Fat Fat is too obvious, and there is a huge gap with a middle-aged person, and this is also the shortcoming of the human skin mask, can only change the appearance, if other conditions do not match, the human skin mask has no way, the second is English, since pretending to be a foreigner, naturally have two characteristics, fluent foreign language, or blunt Chinese, and Mo Bai's English obviously does not make people have any doubts。

"You're well prepared. Mo Bai thought for a while and said, "But what if the prison guards don't know English?" And as soon as I speak Chinese, I have to wear a tie, and I can't speak hard Chinese." ”

An Chubby said: "Don't compare your IQ with me, even the things you can think of, how could I not think of it, so when I contacted the prison, I asked the other party for a translator, because I could ask the volunteers for help, and I didn't need a penny from the prison, and it was a good opportunity to make political achievements, and the prison warden simply agreed, and said that if he couldn't find a volunteer translator, he could also dig his pockets privately." ”

Mo Bai gritted his teeth and said, "I'll bear it!"

Mo Bai really wanted to hang An Chubby and beat him, but he didn't want to give up such a good opportunity to get the soul gathering, so he had to put on a priest's robe and hang the cross by the way.

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