341 You're a real dog

"Here, you can eat two steamed buns slowly. Let's eat again when we get to the cafeteria. Sister Hong'er, who heard this, took out two steamed buns from her pocket and threw them to Cheng Hao and said.

"Huh? Isn't that too little? Cheng Hao couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this.

"There are a lot, some of them can be eaten, what else do you choose, hurry up and go with my sister." Sister Hong'er said, and got on the sightseeing bus.

Seeing this, Cheng Hao could only run while singing sadly: "Holding the nest head in your hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish." Life at the zoo is so painful~"

"Okay, okay, don't sing, I don't know how I thought I was abusing you, I'll take you to the cafeteria to eat later, okay? Stop singing. Sister Hong'er, who was driving the sightseeing car, said angrily, listening to this song, goosebumps rose, didn't she bring him meat buns? As for singing so miserably?

"Oh, then I won't sing, I won't sing." Cheng Hao hurriedly stopped singing when he heard this, sure enough, singing is one of the most effective communication methods, as long as he moves his mouth, his sister's attitude will be different immediately.

"Do you know if you don't sing such a pathetic song next time? Sing more joyfully. Listening to your song, my sister thought she was in prison. Sister Hong'er, who saw Cheng Hao coming up, admonished.

"I know, I know, next time I'll sing a little more festive." Cheng Hao nodded his head back.

"Don't do it next time, sing something festive to my sister now, my sister feels moldy lately." Sister Hong'er opened her mouth and said, she has become the acting director again, and she always feels that she is quite unlucky, this little villain hurriedly sang a happy song and helped her wash away her bad luck.

"There is a problem with wood, good luck comes, I wish you good luck, good luck come......" Cheng Hao, who heard this, began to sing with his throat raised.

"Yes, yes, this song is quite good." Sister Hong'er said with great satisfaction after hearing this, is this right, how good is it to sing her some festive songs? In this way, his whole body was comfortable.

"Of course, sister, don't you look at who sings? Can I sing a bad song? Cheng Hao replied, and walked while singing.

When the surrounding animals heard this, they couldn't help but stick their heads out and watch the excitement.

"Xiao Tangerine is very happy this morning, and she sings very happily."

"You said as if he wasn't happy one day, and he could live as freely as he did, and I'm happy, okay?"

The keepers who were feeding the animals muttered that Xiao Tang didn't need to buy a car, didn't need to buy a house, and had no wives and children to raise. Everything is done by the Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park, and it is hellish if you are not happy.

"That's the same, I wonder when we'll be able to live this life?" Hearing this, the companion sighed.

"It's impossible in this life, maybe there will be some opportunities in the next life."

They want to live this life unless they become something important, but as things stand, the odds are even smaller than winning the lottery.

So let's work honestly, happiness is created by hands, but it's not useful just standing in place and waiting.

"Well, that's exactly what happened." The keeper nodded, and then touched the big camel on the side: "It's still good for you, the little camel really wants to be as carefree as you." ”

"Hum hum ~ (Don't say that we seem to have an easy life, lying in the den all day, surrounded by tigers, lions and bears, okay?) )”

"Hmph~ (That's it, our pressure is also very high, don't just rely on two mouths to talk nonsense.) )”

The camels muttering on their nests, these guys only see that they are very comfortable, but they don't see how much stress they are every day, right? What is really comfortable and happy, is it obviously those tigers and lions?

"Fat orange, why did you come out and walk around today?" The trainee breeder with a red hat asked with a smile, his gaze lingering on Cheng Hao's round face.

It's such a big pie face, it looks very good, and I don't know if I can touch it.

"Because today this tiger is going to inspect the Siberian Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain." Cheng Hao looked at the other party and said, "What are you doing here?" You're an intern, you have to work hard, you know? Otherwise, when the time comes, write something bad on your internship certificate, and you won't be able to graduate successfully. ”

"You have to walk around all day, you have to work hard. Also, you're wearing a red hat, so don't run to the bison area. ”

"Fat big orange, you villain, dare to scare me with the internship? Tell you, you can't scare me. The intern breeder said proudly: "The internship certificate has been stamped for me by my grandfather and has been sent back to the school, and I am now at most working on winter vacation." ”

"Huh? How can it be so fast? The director and grandfather are so anxious, no wonder you say that you are so unserious about your work, I want to go and tell my grandfather about deducting your salary. Cheng Hao couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and then spoke.

The principal's grandfather is also really, and he was given an internship certificate before he finished his work, isn't this lazy?

"Go ahead, you big villain, I don't like that salary anyway, and the internship is also protected by labor laws, it's useless to rely on your mouth alone." The intern breeder smiled, took the mobile phone and patted Cheng Hao's big round face: "It's the fat big orange that you big villain actually dares to threaten me, I want to record the words and post them on the Internet, so that everyone can criticize you villain." ”

"If you know each other, sit down obediently and let me touch your big round face, and this matter will be over, otherwise you will wait for countless people to denounce you."

"Benhu has never been afraid of this thing, and Benhu has a professional team to deal with it, so it's useless for you to threaten it?" Cheng Hao said disdainfully.

Do you know what a professional team is? Do you want to discredit him with this little trick from the other party? The other party is still too naΓ―ve.

If the other party dares to send it? Let's think about how much to lose.

"It turns out that you big villain is such a tiger, I can see through you." The trainee keeper said that he showed the expression of a tiger like this.

"Do you know now? I'll tell you later. Cheng Hao pursed his lips and said, looking at Sister Hong'er who came out of the snow leopard pen and hurriedly came up: "How is my sister?" These little ones have been cleaned properly, right? ”

"Well, their nest is much cleaner than yours, you little scoundrel need to reflect on it, you know? You're bigger than a snow leopard, but you're much worse than a snow leopard. Sister Hong'er, who came out, nodded, and then poked Cheng Hao's nose and said.

"That's it, Fat Big Orange is the laziest, sister, you have to take care of him, he was still threatening me just now." When the trainee breeder on the side heard it, he immediately spoke.

"Oh, what does this little villain threaten you?" When Sister Hong'er heard this, she couldn't help but ask.

This little villain has started to threaten the staff, which is really outrageous.

"Sister, don't listen to her nonsense, she's threatening me." Cheng Hao heard this, and hurriedly spoke.

The other party actually fell into the well, and the wicked sued first, which is really outrageous.

"Who said I threatened you, I just said hello to you, you threatened me to let the principal grandfather not stamp my internship report, and deduct my salary." The intern breeder said willingly, and took out his mobile phone to play Cheng Hao's voice.

"Xiao Tangerine's human and material evidence is all now, what else do you have to say?" After hearing this, Sister Hong'er looked at Cheng Hao and said.

"Yes, yes, yes, this voice is not mine when you hear it, it must be synthesized with technology, sister, you must not lie to her, I am a good tiger, if you don't believe it, you go to ten miles and eight towns to inquire, who doesn't know that I specialize in doing good things?" Cheng Hao said loudly, the main thing is that he will not admit it and will never repent.

"Come on, someone else is full of food and supports you to wronged you? You're still quibbling, you little villain. Sister Hong'er pinched Cheng Hao's big round face and said: "Fortunately, the director of the garden removed you early, otherwise you will abuse your private power and declare your personal vendetta, and the entire Tiger Park will be disturbed by you." ”

"That's right, Fat Big Orange has not repented of doing this kind of thing, I think he should be handed over to me to deal with." The trainee breeder on the side echoed and said, looking at Sister Hong'er with anticipation.

She was ready to knead the big badass, just waiting for her sister's order.

"Come on, you're just a trainee breeder, where do you have the right to dispose of me? And I'm protecting animals, do you have that right? Cheng Hao said indifferently, rubbing Sister Hong'er's hand and said, "Besides, my sister loves me so much, why are you willing to beat me?" It must just be just an education. ”

"Yes, my sister won't beat you, my sister will only educate you about Hude." Sister Hong'er nodded, and took out a booklet from her pocket: "Come with me, you bad guy." actually threatened the staff of the Northeast Tiger Forest Park in Hongta Mountain, and my sister wanted to educate you deeply and make you realize your mistakes. ”

"Huh? Otherwise, sister, you'll still beat me up, and my head will be big with this thing. Cheng Hao's eyelids jumped when he saw this scene, as the so-called long pain is better than short pain, he would rather be beaten than listen to this.

"You are beautiful, beat you, you have rough skin and thick flesh and forget it all at once, I have to make you a little deeper." Sister Hong'er said angrily: "As a tiger in the Hongta Mountain Northeast Tiger Forest Park, you should abide by the law and actively cooperate with the breeders of the tiger park. ”

"And do three cooperation, six are not allowed, and seven are complied with."

"My old swan, sister, if you don't just cut me, I can't stand it." Hearing this, Cheng Hao felt that the whole brain case was like a tight spell.

It's long-winded and long, and it sounds like a mental attack.

"Don't think about it, just continue to listen obediently, my sister just read the beginning, and there are still many unreadable, you can enjoy it." Sister Hong'er said, and continued to read.

"Sister Hong'er, you and Fat Big Orange read slowly, I suddenly remembered that I still have work to do, so I'll go work first." The trainee keeper on the side helped his forehead and spoke, and the head of the grandfather's tiger education code was terrifying.

Not to mention the fat orange, after listening to it for a while, her head became confused.

No, he had to run away quickly, otherwise she wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the east and the west later.

"Okay, then you pay attention to yourself, I'll continue to teach this bad guy a lesson." Sister Hong'er paused and said.

The trainee keeper hurriedly ran away, and within two minutes of his work he had disappeared without a trace.

"It's finally gone, you little guy don't hold your head and pretend, my sister didn't continue to read." When Sister Hong'er saw it, she kicked Cheng Haodao, who was rolling on the ground on the side.

This lazy guy can pretend to be quite good, if she hadn't read it, she would have almost believed it.

"Hehe, my sister is really smart and wise, I didn't expect me to pretend to be so good, and my sister found out." Cheng Hao, who was broken, got up and smiled, without the slightest embarrassment.

Sister Hong'er, who was watching it, was speechless, she knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said, "You lazy guy is a goblin, you can pretend to be a ghost." Don't say that next time, you know? ”

"Actually threatened the newcomer, and was known by the principal? Grandpa the director is going to beat you up. ”

"I'm just joking with him, who knew she was still recording with her phone, it's so bad, I suspect she's tricking me." Cheng Hao muttered and said, who chats and has nothing to do and directly records it, isn't this a clear display of the innocent tiger who bullied him?

"Regardless of whether she has a routine for you or not? As long as you're a little villain, you'll be fine if you sit upright. Sister Hong'er said with a smile, although the other party did record the audio, but it can also be seen from the chat of one person and one tiger that the two people are making jokes.

Don't worry about what impact it will have on Xiao Tangerine after it spreads. After all, Xiao Tang is just a tiger, where can it be affected? This is the benefit of being an animal, otherwise I would have been scolded to death if I were a human.

"Mmmm, I'll ignore her next time, she has too many eyes." Cheng Hao nodded.

"That's right, let's go with my sister, and my sister will take you to the next place to inspect. Fulfill your dream of becoming an acting principal. Sister Hong'er knocked on Cheng Hao's head and said.

"Uh-oh." When Cheng Hao heard this, he hurriedly followed.

A few days later, snowflakes fell on the entire Hongta Mountain Siberian Tiger Forest Park.

Cheng Hao, who took small steps and was carrying a sleigh with his tail coiled, muttered: "Sister, did the head of the garden say when he will come back?" Why did he go out and only patronize himself to enjoy it, we are busy here, and his old man can also be idle? ”

It stands to reason that the grandfather of the head of the garden should have come back the next day after going out, but they have waited for a week or two, and they have not seen each other come back, and the other party must have been playing crazy outside.

"The director said that he would come back in the next two days, but whether it is today or tomorrow, my sister doesn't know?" Sister Hong'er sat on the sleigh and shouted at the zebras, "Are you all in the barn?" Is there anyone who isn't there? ”

"Ahh The zebras lying in the den heard it, and they raised their heads one by one.

It's really cold to them, the winter here is really hard, but fortunately there is a lot of grass where they live.

"That's good, Tachibana. Let's move on to the next place. Sister Hong'er, who got the reply, said, and Cheng Hao continued to pull the sled to the next place.

(End of chapter)