Chapter Thirty-Four: Just a Pleasure

Xiao Xing left to look for the car, there was nothing left and right, Rui Xue also pricked up her ears and listened to the book with Xiao Tao.

I saw the storyteller, his eyebrows fluttering, spitting stars flying, and he was talking.

At this time, the heavy snow had been falling for three days, and the two sides had been fighting fiercely in such snow for three days and three nights.

But no one dared to relax their vigilance, for fear that a mistake would give the other party the upper hand. ”

With a "snap", Mr. Storyteller slapped the startling wood, and everyone concentrated on waiting for the next step.

"I only heard a loud bang, and the Northern Killing God Blood Shura, riding a high-headed horse, holding a bright silver-tipped spear, rushed into the camp of the Northern Que Xiongbing, and killed seven in and seven out."

Speaking of this, he actually stopped, and leisurely picked up the teacup and drank tea.

There was a boo below, and a copper plate of fresh fruit was thrown on the stage, "Don't sell it, hurry up and continue." ”

The gentleman pulled the copper plate, "See the smile and laugh, and then continue." He cleared his throat and continued.

"Unexpectedly, Shan Yu of the Northern Que is not the master of the people, wearing the evil wolf robe, stepping on the tiger skin combat boots, and dancing with the double sword, he is inseparable from the northern Shura. In an instant, the sand flies away, and the sky and the earth change color. ”

Rui Xue couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, not to mention the ice and snow, why would this be flying sand and rocks again.

Is this a war? I'm afraid this isn't King Kong vs. Godzilla.

Xiao Tao snorted: "Miss~!" ”

Fortunately, the two were far away and did not attract the attention of those spectators.

With a "clang", a silver ingot, the size of a baby's fist, smashed on the storyteller's table.

Mr. was happy to see his teeth and eyes, grabbed the ingots and put them in his arms, "Thank you, thank you." ”

There was another boo, urging him to continue.

"At this critical moment, the deputy general of the Northern Shura, with a child in his hand, rushed to the front of the battle with a big thorn. That Beique Shan Yu suddenly turned red. ”

"What do you mean?" The spectators asked in unison, "Why?" ”

"That boy is no stranger, it is his favorite little prince. For a while, the rat bogey device gradually fell behind.

The northern Shura found the right time, took advantage of the victory to pursue, retreated hundreds of miles from the enemy, killed hundreds of thousands of enemies, and dyed the white snow red along the way.

This battle lasted for seven days and seven nights.

Although he won, the northern Shura was ruthless and killed too much, provoking the heavens to send punishment, and two thunderbolts came to him, blinding his eyes and making him unable to see again. ”

Xiao Tao was excited to hear this, and applauded with the spectators in front of her.

Rui Xue only thought it was funny, the protagonist of this story was probably her fiancΓ© who was a lone star that day.

It's also decent, what kind of thunder is it in winter, seven days and seven nights? Is it still human.

It turned out that everyone said that he was disabled because his eyes couldn't see, which was a bit of a pity, and he couldn't see the peerless face of the old lady.

Listening to the sparse applause, Mr. Storyteller was quite proud, he earned an ingots today, and he didn't have to worry about the wine money in the next few days.

He said that the story should be three points true and seven points false, and he couldn't blow it too much, and those few still didn't believe him.

Set this ingots before them today, and see what else they have to say.

As he was smiling in thanks, a stinky shoe flew towards him and slapped him on the mouth impartially.

"Who! Who threw shoes at me! ”

He jerked himself up, spitting at the star, and looked at the spectators who were sitting around his head.

A little boy with curly hair of eight or nine years old, jumped a few feet high, jumped on the table, pointed at his nose and cursed.

He's missing a shoe on his foot, and he's throwing it away.

The boy's voice was loud, but he was muttering in a Gentile language that Ruixue didn't understand.

Just one sentence "You fart!" "The words are extraordinarily round.

Children of this age are not afraid of the sky and the earth, and they are not afraid of the sky and the earth, and they do not fight for three days, and they go to the house to uncover the tiles.

Not to mention that he wears gold and silver, and he also has guards, so he doesn't look easy to mess with.

The gentleman was about to fight back, and when he saw the four King Kongs with the tiger's back and bear waist surrounded by the child, he immediately withered.

While slapping himself, he said flatteringly: "What the master said is that I fart and it stinks." It's a shadowless thing, I'm making it up to eat, you just think I'm a fart, and adults let me go in large numbers. ”

Nodding his head when he is old, he looks funny and sad.

The kid was dressed as a foreigner, and he didn't speak Dalan language, and he bullied people in Dalan's place at a young age, and some of the spectators in the tea shop were already hard fists.

The indignant man stood up and said a few words, but was glared at by the child's guards with a face that wanted to eat people, and they all shrank back.

Only dared to take a few steps back and forced quietly.

The more timid ones have quietly detoured away from the tea shop.

This kid looks like a native of Beique, and if he can come to Dalan Kyoto, he will be either rich or expensive.

These ordinary people can't afford to provoke them, and they can only endure their anger.

Dalan is adjacent to Beique, and the land area is about the same.

Because of the geographical location, Dalan emphasizes farming, and Beique emphasizes animal husbandry, and the comprehensive national strength is almost the same.

Dalan's cultural heritage is stronger than that of Beique, but the people of Beique are fierce, and if they don't agree with each other, they will fight first.

Since the demarcation of the national border, peace talks have been fought every year.

Every year, envoys are sent to visit each other, and it is the norm to talk in front and fight in the back.

There are big fights, big fights, small fights every day, both sides have wins and losses, and no one has been able to subdue the other party at one time.

This time you occupy my pasture, and next time I will take your tribe.

The fighting in the north is lively, and the people are in dire straits.

But far away from Kyoto, the collapse of the sky and the earth will not affect the lives of the nobles in Kyoto City.

So people don't usually pay much attention.

Isn't this the killing god of the north who returned to Kyoto, setting off a wave of gossip, and only then did the storyteller make up the story of the north to amuse the boring man.

Whether it's true or not, the people who listen to the story don't care at all, they just want to have fun, who has nothing to do to explore the truth of the story.

The storyteller that Rui Xue saw today is quite close to the truth, and at least three points are true.

In order to attract people, some gentlemen really make up the sky, and they hit the sky and the earth, and it doesn't seem like something that people can do.

The kid scolded vigorously, but few of them could understand it.

He knows Beique for a while, Dalan for a while, and sometimes bilingually, which is even better than a storyteller.

Most of the words you can understand are the mantras commonly used by street ruffians.

Mr. is aggrieved, but there is no way, who called people to be reincarnated, and the status is noble and there are thugs.

If you don't understand what he says, you have to bow your head and make amends, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, what you say is right, what you say is what you say." ”

I just hope that it will be over quickly, and it is better not to be beaten.

Hold the little ingot in your arms tightly, for the sake of money, you are saying that I am a dog today, and I will bark at you twice.