Chapter 060 is maddening

There are many types of illusions and they are also complicated, and those that are suspected of being bloody or violent cannot be spoken, nor can lions and tigers appear. Cranes, fish and dragon plays, fairy ropes, etc. can be played, and then Yuan Gong will be asked to sit next to Xiao Baozi, Li Yuanying has his hands behind his back, thinking about the list of illusions they have listed as he walks.

"Lord Wang, Nanqu's head and Xi Jiao have been arranged." Pei Cheng walked over first, saw Li Yuanying stop, saluted, and said softly.

"Let people keep an eye on it, first, don't have accidents, and second, don't take the opportunity to elope, or get lost and go to the wrong place." Li Yuanying commanded as he walked. "Where the martial artists are staying, send more people, don't mix in with people who shouldn't appear."

"Only." Pei Chengxian said respectfully, followed behind Li Yuanying, and turned around to leave at the next entrance.

Walk along the cloister to the open pavilion, outside which is a crescent-shaped lake, the lake has frozen, and the carved ice lanterns are placed on it, forming a silent night feast. Yuan Gong saw that the weather was really accurate, and he was slightly better than the one who shook the feather fan and borrowed the east wind, because he didn't have to stand on a high platform to do it.

"Lord Wang, I'm just afraid that Wei Xiang will meet... Admonition. Cui Xingzong said with some hesitation. Ice lanterns, illusions, singing and dancing rings, and fireworks...... The piles and piles are all things that burn money, and there is no possibility of not letting that person speak.

Li Yuanying turned his head to look at Cui Xingzong, and said in a casual tone: "If you want him not to speak, you can only live a life of pure heart and few desires, but unfortunately you don't like to knock on wooden fish or meditate." ”

The later literati wished that the emperor would be pure in heart and have few desires, and ruled by the arch. They do things, the pot is carried by the emperor, and it is best to stay in the palace for decades and not go to court.

The small ice cracked windows on both sides of the open hall are filled with colorful glass, which looks even more gorgeous under the lanterns, and the largest is the size of an adult's palm. The rectangular colorless glass in the middle, as well as many small bubbles, need to continue the test. Cui Xingzong still felt a little dazzling, and whispered: "Lord Wang, if you only change the hall of the east side hall, will Princess Jinyang be sad?" ”

"What are you thinking?" Li Yuanying was checking the ice lantern to confirm that there was no problem, and when he heard Cui Xingzong's words, he raised his foot and kicked on his calf, and said, "If you don't do your job properly, I will beat you up first, and then send you to my sister, so that you can have a good experience of what it means to have a mother's love like a river and a father's love like a mountain!" ”

Cui Xingzong didn't dare to cover his calves, and begged for mercy: "Little uncle, I was wrong, I told A-Niang that she could say it, if I didn't go back, or if I didn't do as well as Chengxian, she would let Her Majesty send me to the Western Regions!" ”

The two mothers joined forces, and a certain and Chengxian lived in dire straits, and they didn't dare to say anything angry! Because of a little conflict with Cheng Chubi, Cheng Xian was punished to kneel in the ancestral hall for three hours, not to give brocade mats, futons, and the kind that kneels hard, but fortunately my uncle helped put a stove, otherwise his legs would be wasted.

"Jinyang pure filial piety." Li Yuanying stared at Cui Xingzong's eyes and said very seriously. "How big of a mouth do you have, dare to separate the relationship between father and daughter? Get out there and do things! ”

"Yuwei!" Cui Xingzong bowed and hurriedly retreated from Crescent Lake.

Chun Tao's eyes flashed slightly, Ying Ying bowed, and reminded in a low voice: "Lord, come to the palace to take classes, I'm afraid that something is wrong." ”

Li Yuanying continued to check the ice lamp, smiled coldly, and said, "Chun Tao, my brother is not the one from the previous dynasty, no one can really deceive him." If you are afraid of wolves and tigers, what else can you do? Whoever dares to talk nonsense, so-and-so will bury whom, and so-and-so want to see if their three-inch incorruptible tongue is powerful, or this ice and snow is powerful! ”

As long as you don't rebel, even if you poke a hole in the sky, Brother will help me carry it, and besides, I will do that stupid thing when I am full! There are no four swords, and there are not so many disciples and grandchildren to arrange the Ten Thousand Immortal Array...... The spicy rabbit head is very nostalgic, where are you, chili!!

"Chun Tao, let them tell those pepper shoots, a certain fruit or vegetable that wants to be spicy, it must be a variety that has not been seen, and those who can find it will have four bounty cakes." Li Yuanying thought of the rich second generation who rewarded female anchors in later generations, and decided to scatter coins for the sake of chili pepper substitutes.

"Four...... Four pieces? "Chun Tao was a little stupid by the shock, four gold cakes are five catties of gold, Your Majesty will break the thorns, definitely more than one! And where do those merchants dare to accept it? His voice trembled a little and reminded, "Lord Wang, those businessmen don't have the heart or the guts. ”

Li Yuanying's eyes froze, and he couldn't help but sigh and muttered softly: "I don't know if those who play illusions can get a Datang version of the live broadcast mode, and they will also be the first big brother on the list." ”

Chun Tao: "......"

What is the prince talking about, does he want to take the Xiucai or Jinshi exams? The highest is the eighth grade, why should he fight with those people?

"Lord Wang, you can go to Hongwen Pavilion to study." Chun Tao thinks that it is necessary to dispel the idea of the prince participating in the imperial examination, and the Hongwen Pavilion also has an assessment, and there will also be a top list.

Li Yuanying had just finished checking all the lights, and when she heard Chun Tao's words, she almost slipped and fell under her feet. He asked very suspiciously: "Little Taotao, where do you see that I will go to Hongwen Hall for class?" ”

Three years of kindergarten, six years of elementary school, three years of junior high school, three years of high school, four years of college, three years of graduate school, plus four years of doctoral and two years of postdoctoral fellowship, how sick do you want to relive the days of being dominated by papers again? Argument is no easier than paper.

The difference is that the former bachelor will extend different allusions, interpret different meanings, and if you are not careful, you will be imprisoned for a few days, or even worse treatment. The latter requires you to mark the source of the citation, and the tutor will check the duplication, and the repetition rate is more than 30%, so you need to drag your hair to rewrite it, or even re-select the topic.

It's maddening!

"Doesn't the prince want to be the number one?" Chun Tao asked even more suspiciously.

Patting his forehead, Li Yuanying laughed and said, "Why didn't I think of this trick?" Little Peach, you're such a sweet peach. ”

It's not easy to find a reasonable reason, it's really not easy, to protect Chun Tao, so that Brother won't be angry with him and choose Cui Xingzong, anyway, Sister Zhen can find Brother to intercede.

The footsteps turned around happily to ensure that the upgraded version of the five-cooked kettle was the nine-square grid kettle...... It's Jiugongge hot pot, and Ruitan are ready, Li Yuanying went back and invited someone downstairs, green ant new wine, red clay small stove, late sky and snow, can you drink a cup of no?

Of course, tonight's wine will not be green ant new brew wine, but pear blossom spring and nine brews.

Everyone followed the emperor, princess and other princes to the Crescent Lake Changxuan, looking around with some doubts, why did they feel that this place was brighter than the second floor?

As soon as Princess Jinyang sat down beside Li Shimin, the ice lanterns on the lake outside the window gradually lit up, and the ice sculptures and dancers of different shapes were full of cuteness. There are also rabbits, deer, and cranes to create a glass world. Gently tugging on his sleeve, he whispered in surprise, "Aye Aye! ”

Li Shimin: "......"

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