Soon Xu Yang found out that he was thinking too much.

Long Xiaoxue, this little girl, is as simple as a blank piece of paper, where is the scheming to deliberately test people's hearts?

She's really drunk!

The dignified dragon, a hundred and dozens of meters old, eats two roasted whole sheep and beats the tooth sacrifice...... A bottle of beer, actually drunk!

Leaning on Xu Yang's arms, smashing his mouth, muttering drunken words such as "The old lady is finally free", "The delicious food in the world is really delicious", "Xu Yang is so handsome".

Xu Yang had no choice but to help Long Xiaoxue out of the night market.

It's approaching 11 p.m.

Although the night in Wucheng is more lively than other cities, it is still much worse than before.

On the streets, there are not many vehicles and pedestrians left.

Xu Yang wanted to stop a taxi, but he waited for four or five minutes and was stunned.

My own big G, but in the storage space.

However, he was worried that Long Xiaoxue would vomit in his car, so he helped her walk under the dim street lamp.

All of a sudden.

A demonic wind blew.

The empty streets suddenly became quiet.

Under the street lamp in front of me, a long shadow appeared,

The shadow resembled a mouse, wagging its tail, and looked very strange in the dim street lamp.

Xu Yang looked up, but saw a yellow skin nearly one meter tall blocking the road.

The others stood up, two black eyes dripping and turning, and finally landed on Xu Yang, two small front paws at Xu Yang, then turned left three times, turned right three times, arched their claws again, spat out words, and asked, "Young man, do you think I look like a human or a god?"

「………」

This sentence directly confused Xu Yang.

Yellow skin, he naturally recognizes.

Also known as a weasel, this thing is also known as a weasel, and it inhabits plains, swamps, river valleys, villages, cities, and mountains. Nocturnal, feeding mainly on rodents and occasionally other small mammals.

In the folk, Huangpizi is also known as Wong Tai Sin, especially in the northeast, there are foxes, yellows, whites, willows, and grays, and they are called "five immortals".

The people of the Northeast Shamanism are especially good at "inviting the five immortals".

Regarding the matter of "Huangpizi blocking the road and begging for sealing", Xu Yang naturally heard about it.

If you say that it is like a person, it will become an adult, and if you say that it is like a god, although he will not really become a god, he will go further, and if you say that he is not like anything, he will have to go back and continue to cultivate.

Xu Yang naturally won't answer step by step.

After he was stunned for a moment, he couldn't help but laugh.

Where did this yellow skin come out of nowhere, and he dared to block his way?

Seeing this, the yellow-skinned man was puzzled and asked, "Young man, what are you laughing at?" You haven't answered my question yet?"

Xu Yang didn't answer, but asked rhetorically, "Before I answer your question, you answer me a question...... Do you recognize me?"

Huang Pizi shook his head.

Xu Yang said again, "I knew you didn't know me as soon as I guessed...... I look at your Dao practice, it is not something that can be cultivated in a day or two, and it can barely be regarded as a mixed path, in this case, even if you don't know me...... You know the hammer in my hand, right?"

Xu Yang silently took out a sledgehammer from the storage ring.

The swarthy hammer head glowed with a red luster under the dim light of the street lamp, sizzling ......

On top of it, there are several electric arcs flickering.

Huang Pizi stared at the big hammer in Xu Yang's hand for a moment, and then seemed to think of something, its pair of small eyes widened, and he lost his voice: "Northwest Hammer King...... Are you Master Xu?" ap.

"Ding!"

"Weasel is frightened, merit +50, poison gas +1."

"Ding!"

"Weasel is frightened, merit +50, poison gas +1."

"Ding......

It is said that they are as timid as a mouse.

Weasel is no exception.

As soon as it recognized Xu Yang's identity, it knelt on the ground with a puff, kowtowed again and again and begged for mercy, and said, "Master Xu, Xu Zhenren, you have a lot of adults, treat me as a fart...... The little one really has eyes and no beads to hit you......

In one breath, it contributed "twenty" system prompts to Xu Yang.

It's not a big deal.

However, Xu Yang was shocked by the "poisonous gas" ability he brushed from the weasel, and immediately darkened his face and said angrily: "Get out, if you run to Wucheng again to block the road and beg for seals, I will break your dog's legs!"

"Thank you, Master Xu!"

Huang Pizi breathed a sigh of relief, brushed up, rolled up a demon wind and disappeared.

This little episode did not affect Xu Yang's mood.

He continued to walk on the sidewalk with the drunken Long Xiaoxue in his arms, but his mind sank on the system attribute panel.

On the system attribute panel, except for the merit value increased by another 1,000 points, the [Dao Law] and [Martial Arts] columns have not changed, which means that ...... The so-called "poisonous gas" is not martial arts and Taoism, but a special ability.

Xu Yang has still brushed up on this kind of ability.

For example, "Golden Gun Doesn't Fall", "Piano Skill", "Cooking Skill", "Car Skill", "Xiao Skill", etc., are not displayed on the attribute panel.

Xu Yang couldn't help but think of the ability of "Wong Tai Sin".

Wong Tai Sin has two skills.

One is "possession."

There are many examples of this kind among the people, and some people have even seen them with their own eyes.

A good person would suddenly become crazy and babble gibberish, saying things like "I didn't steal your chicken, why did you block my hole?" to the crowd.

Or, "My surname is Huang, and my family lives on the eastern hills, and if you remember to bring us food on weekdays, I will keep you safe, and if you don't, I will come to you at night."

This kind of manifestation was called "feudal superstition" a few years ago, and some experts have even explained it.

Speaking of this "explanation", I have to mention Huang Pizi's second ability.

As we all know, yellowskins can fart stinky!

How stinky is this fart?

It is completely at the level of "poison gas", which can cause human beings to hallucinate and even go insane.

Experts believe that those who are "possessed" by the yellow skin are not really "possessed", but actually have been hit by the stinky fart of the weasel, resulting in confusion and hallucinations.

As for whether it is true or not, there is no way to say.

It's Xu Yang, after studying the ability of "poison gas", the old face can't help but turn red!

"...... This poisonous gas is actually going to be used by farting?"

"Once you cast it, you will hallucinate at least and become insane at worst...... It's a very powerful ability, but it's too shameful to use it!"

Shame is shame.

Gotta try it out.

Xu Yang looked left and right, and when he saw that there was no one around, he took out the toilet paper and plugged his nose.

And then......

Secretly used the "poison gas" skill.

The sound of this move was not too loud, but it was full of strength, and Xu Yang could even feel his pants being blown up.

As for the taste.

Xu Yang plugged his nose and held his breath again, naturally he didn't know.

"Gross!"

At this moment, Long Xiaoxue, who was in a drunken state, suddenly vomited, her body twitched a few times, and the corners of her mouth even foamed, and she trembled, "Master Xu...... It's not good, someone is poisoning!"

Let's talk about it.

I tilted my head and fell asleep.

It's not just drunkenness, it's "poison gas".

Xu Yang picked up Long Xiaoxue, used his body to turn into an afterimage and disappeared into the street, but he secretly swore in his heart...... This one

ability, it is better not to use it in the future!

Back to the villa.

Liu Shishi and the others didn't come back.

It's understandable.

The ghost market in Xixia was vigorously promoted, attracting a lot of ghosts, plus the ghost door was closed, and there were many ghosts, these ghosts have different abilities, strong and weak, if not properly placed, there will definitely be chaos.

"It's just good that I didn't come back, otherwise I don't know how to explain Long Xiaoxue's matter."

Sleepless nights.

Xu Yang drew talismans and cultivated supernatural powers, and after washing up the next morning, he woke up Long Xiaoxue and instructed, "I'm going to work at school, you stay at home, it's okay to go out if you want, but don't make a mess."

Long Xiaoxue agreed.

When she came to the Wushu Academy, as soon as Xu Yang entered the office, Wan Qian walked in wearing a black OL overalls, she also deliberately wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses, held a document and put it in front of Xu Yang's desk, and said, "Dean, this is some purchase list of the logistics department, and you need to sign it."

Xu Yang quipped, "What if I don't sign it?"

"Dean's ......"

Wan Qian Jiao was disgusted.

The delicate voice made Xu Yang feel like an electric shock.

She swayed Miaoman's posture, stepped forward to lock the office door, came to the back of the desk, and said, "Boss, what do you need me to do to be willing to sign?"

The two played an office sitcom.

It wasn't over until more than an hour later, Xu Yang signed and asked with a smile, "How is it?" Have you learned the basics of swordsmanship?"

Wan Qian wiped her lips and said, "I'm cultivating, but I haven't realized anything yet."

"Practicing martial arts and practicing swords, it is not something that can be achieved overnight, your physique is different from ordinary people, this has won a lot at the starting line, practice well, and you will definitely be able to become a generation of heroines in the future."

It's work time, after all.

Although Wan Qian's main purpose in coming to the Martial Arts Academy was to practice martial arts and practice swords, as an assistant to the dean, the work at hand still had to be done.

For example, some meeting minutes and some lesson plan schedules have to be prepared by her.

It was noon.

Xu Yang and Wan Qian went to the cafeteria to eat together.

After returning to the office, Xu Yang just took out the talisman paper and pen and practiced for a while, when there was a knock on the door, Wan Qian walked in and said, "Dean Xu, there is an old gentleman outside, he wants to see you."

"Oh?"

Xu Yang was surprised: "An old gentleman? Where are the others?"

"Master Xu."

At this time, a middle-aged man in a green shirt walked in outside the door, he looked at Xu Yang, and said with a smile, "Master Xu, let's meet again."

Xu Yang's eyes moved slightly, but on the surface, he quickly got up and said with a smile: "It turned out to be an old-timer...... Old-timers, please take a seat...... Wan Qian, serve tea, serve good tea!"

This old man is none other than the lord of the ghost city of Xudu who had a relationship with Xu Yang that day! ……

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