Chapter 222: Shit Barracks
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With Ou Yi. Looking down at his own fleshy fat arms and legs, he also wondered: "What does this mean? That's good, why bother with "mortals," gods. You guys seem to have a complicated game, huh?"
Catherine couldn't help but roll her eyes when she realized that she had just done a lot of hard work, and said, "Some eat, some drink, and some play?
Leo looked at her angry. Immediately knew that Catherine's menopausal syndrome was also coming, and he definitely couldn't afford to provoke it, so he obediently hid to the side at the moment.
It's just that he was still unwilling to break his thoughts, and said: "Do something serious? I'll rob it, but you won't let me." I organize the mafia, and you still don't let it.
I want to be a governor and give myself a tax cut. You won't let it. What else is there to do?"
Lorraine couldn't help but smile bitterly in her heart, and secretly thought: "robbery", "organizing the mafia", and "being a governor to cut taxes for himself, these don't seem to be serious things, right?"
Leo was in a low mood for a second, and then, when he heard a loud noise outside the carriage, he immediately recovered again.
He pouted and knelt on the chair, then put his hands on the window edge and pressed his nose against the glass. With his big black eyes as wide as paint, he looked curiously at the situation of the camp garrison outside the window.
Along the way, I saw that in the camp, "it was very mixed!"
There are those who sell snacks along the street, and there are those who are picking at their noses and boogers while cooking. There are also those who are stilted, lazily lying on the deck chair while sipping fine wine and basking in the sun.
There were a few people with strange blades, standing in the middle of the road and glaring at each other, and there were people next to them who were splashing dirty water on the avenue outside.
There were even a few people who were lying on the ground with their butts pouting, excitedly throwing them, and gambling on the spot.
All sorts of people are arguing with each other. Boiling and surging, it is extremely lively. It's like a huge wet market.
Leo has grown so old, how has he ever seen this kind of scene, and at the moment "Wow, exclaimed, and then. The eyes are round, and the eyes are not taken away.
Catherine couldn't help frowning when she saw it, and said, "What kind of barracks is this, and how does it look?"
Although she didn't want to explode foul language, she couldn't help but scold when she saw such unpleasant words. But when I raised my eyes, I saw a wild dog running out of nowhere with a large piece of bacon in his mouth, and was happily engaged in a tug-of-war with a fat cook not far away.
She immediately corrected, "I'm sorry. I was wrong. I shouldn't have said it's a puddle of shit. It's obviously a couple of dogs."
Lorraine sighed helplessly. Said: "Nicole, this is already very good!"
Catherine raised her eyebrows and said in surprise: "Very good? You call this very good? I just pulled a team of dogs from the Eastern Legion, and I am a hundred stronger than them."
Lorraine thought for a moment, and seriously explained to her the chaotic composition of this joint crusade, saying, "The composition of these people is extremely complicated.
The army of middle nobles who graduated from the academy was formed. The reason why they sent troops was because they were indignant at the Almohad's sneak attack, and secondly, because their families were not very wealthy and they did not have much money on hand. But seeing others building a house for the second wife and living a happy life, I also itched in my heart. So I want to take the opportunity to go to Almohad to grab money and things, and make a ruthless move.
Because their army was all hastily recruited from the countryside, and even the militia from Lazhuang Ding, their military discipline was also the worst.
And the big nobles, who are also the dog things of this one. It's just that their army is a little better. But it's not much better, it's all rabbits who are used to hooligans in the local area, stealing chickens and dogs everywhere, and going to restaurants without paying.
By the way, they guys are the focus of the gendarmerie and the target. Generally, as soon as you leave the camp, you will be arrested directly. Those ruffians, even if they kill one after another, they will never be wronged.
The rest is the regular army that has been added to the support of various countries
Lorraine said this, and suddenly remembered. It is easy to cause international disputes if it is called this directly. Hurriedly changed his words: "Uh," the Volunteers. They were neatly groomed. Military discipline is also strong. But these guys aren't good people compared to those two guys. Because it was mixed with their own political appeals, after he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that it was wrong. The last sentence seems to scold me too. Among other things, he alone had been blowing the wind in Catherine's ears to make her, in the name of the Grand Governor's Mansion of the East, bring the Black Forest, which is rich in car-tire-rich timber in the mountains northwest of Almohads, into her sphere of influence.
Catherine seemed to realize this, and frowned beside her, but she couldn't think of any good way.
Vera turned her eyes and asked innocently: "Young Master, you" You are so big, why don't you care about them. Beat them up and make those guys honest, no
Lorraine looked at her big eyes that were as clear and transparent as a lake, and couldn't help but sigh, and said, "Silly girl, do you think that the young master and I are a big official? I am just the commander of the Maple Leaf Danlin Student Crusade Army, and I am in charge of the student forces of Maple Castle.
Although the level is not low, it looks quite majestic.
But the rest of the volunteers
It is not up to me, and the dean himself is directly under his own leadership
He paused, then added, "I want to beat people." But once you beat someone, it will directly slap the big mouth on the faces of the three of them, and the consequences will be very severe.
Even if the three of them look at the young master, I won't pursue it. However, this kind of infighting and party strife has a great impact on unity.
As soon as the fight starts, if you want to go to Almohads again, grab money and things, then it will be delayed again. Vera listened for a long time, but found that she didn't understand at all, and blinked her simple blue eyes in confusion.
Lorraine saw it, couldn't help sighing, and said, "Forget it." You just need to know that politics is more complicated than philosophy, and that's it. ”
Although Vera was full of doubts, this simple girl always believed that "following the young master, she will never be wrong, as for the rest, the rest of the things, do you need her to worry about it?"
So, like a good baby, she nodded earnestly and said, "Oh, that's it."
And then no more talking. Breaking his white and tender fingers. Thinking about where to buy snacks for a while.
Leo rolled his eyes beside him. said: "You would have said that it would be over, I have been thinking about it for a long time, and my brain is about to run out." ”
Catherine glared at him fiercely, wanting to scold him, but then it occurred to her that this might make Vera a little sensitive.
Although she has always been innocent, heartless, and never pays attention to dress, as long as she has something to eat, although she also gets into trouble from time to time, but she is very easy to feed.
But no matter what. She's also a girl after all. And it's also a girl who can't bear to hurt anyone who will feel innocent and cute.,Always take care of some.。
Catherine thought of this, so she suppressed the anger in her heart and said no more. Pretending not to see Leo scurrying to the window again, he looked out with envy.
The carriage went a little further and came to a large tent. Then it came to a slow stop.
Lorraine jumped out of the car first, then stood beside the car, and gently picked up the women one by one, and then turned around.
At this time, a guard had already run over, saluted, and said, "Sir, according to your order, all the officers of the nobles and private soldiers have arrived. ”
Lorraine looked sideways at the big tent not far away, and saw that the tent door was already full of people, so he couldn't help but nod happily and said, "Very good." ”
As he spoke, he took the lead and walked towards the big tent.
The guard saw it, and the net was about to follow. Leo jumped out of the carriage in a military uniform.
The county soldier looked at the silver star on his shoulder, and couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly raised his hand and saluted. At the same time, he also looked at him curiously, and secretly said in his heart: This white and chubby boy is actually an officer, and I don't know whose child it is
Leo looked at the look in his eyes. I can't help but feel angry in my heart.
He followed Lorraine's example. He casually raised his white fat hand in front of his forehead and returned the salute. But in his mouth, he whispered, "You are the same." ”
The soldier couldn't help but be a little puzzled, and watched in amazement as Leo jumped away in a row, only then did he come to his senses, and then hurriedly chased after him.
As soon as Lorraine and the women appeared in the tent, they immediately caused an uproar.
You know, this is a military camp. As long as you have been a soldier for a month, you can see a sow and become a place to recruit Zen. Not to mention that the four around Lorraine are all people who have fallen into the world
Hue.
When these ruffians saw them, their eyes lit up immediately, but when they saw Lorraine beside them, they knew how powerful this chief was, and none of them dared to move.
As soon as they netted the machine, Ye Danlin. I have already heard the prestige of Lorraine. Many even listened with calluses in their ears. Know the countless heroic deeds of Lord Lorraine.
When he was in his territory, he dared to fight dragons and lichs. Later, he protected the eldest princess and fled thousands of miles, and resisted the powerful Huangtian Empire.
Later, he wrote countless brilliant and moving scripts, which moved the world.
Later, he was writing a great military book. It is said that as soon as this book comes out, it will become a military master. Since then, no one in the world can match it.
And, that's not all.
During the holidays, he wiped out the 70,000 elite troops of the Almohad Empire with hundreds of student troops. And he is extremely vicious, tossing the captured magicians of the empire to death.
Now they eat nutritious, multivitamin-rich food, and then do enough physical exercise in the sand digging and quarry, each of them has lost weight eight times, following the legendary Auschwitz concentration camp to the same thin as a handful of bones, even the skeleton soldiers of the undead think they are too fat and need to lose weight.
Some people even rumored that this lord's method of scraping the ground is extremely ruthless, the sky is three feet high, the ground is seven points thin, and even the beams of the palace of the god of the underworld are exposed from the depths of the ground.
Even if you fall into hell, it is three points better than falling into his hands.
The star officer stood on the stage and shouted loudly.
A group of officers stood up.
With all sorts of mixed feelings, they watched Lorraine stride past them. There are those who are envious, those who are jealous, and those who are not convinced. There are those who look down on him, and there are those who plan to take advantage of him, and all kinds of feelings are different.
Lorraine came to the front row, arranged the aunts and grandmothers first, and then came to the stage slowly
The officers immediately stamped their feet neatly and shouted loudly, "Hello sir."
In the tent, nearly a hundred loud voices shouted loudly. Deafening.
Lorraine was also frightened.
He looked at the looks on the faces of the officers, and knew that these ruffians were deliberately giving themselves a dismount.
But fortunately, he has gone through several battles now, and his psychological element is extremely stable, even in this unprepared situation, his face does not show any flaws. I just kept scolding in my heart: These bastards, sir, I will let you cry in a while
He made up his mind in his heart, and then casually waved his hand in front of his forehead and said, "Take a break." Sit down, everybody. I'm here today, for no other purpose, but to have a casual chat with you about the latest insurance issues. ”
The crowd had just sat down. Hearing his words, he immediately grinned. Everyone thought: This gentleman really deserves his reputation as a master of scraping the land, and he came here to ask for money.
Someone in the crowd immediately stood up, pointed at Lorraine's nose, and shouted angrily. "You money-grubber. We responded to the call for justice and raised troops to reinforce the Academy. Hold high the banner of justice, crusade against the unjust Almohads Empire, defend the truth and justice in the world, and do not hesitate to shed your blood
Lorraine interrupted him with a smile and said, "Which unit does this brother belong to? Since I defend justice and do not hesitate to shed my blood, I happen to have a great and glorious task here, do you want to take it?
Oops, why is your face yellow. Don't be quiet, don't be afraid. There's really nothing to be afraid of.
In fact, this mission is not a big deal, and I also feel that it is to assassinate the Supreme Majesty of Almohd, although it is a life of nine deaths, but there is still a possibility of survival. It's many, many times better than going to assassinate the undead high priest and dying for ten lifetimes."
The man listened to Lorraine's implicit murderous words, and his face turned green with fright, as if his bitter gall had been broken. He rolled his eyes. Then he hugged his stomach and screamed, "Oh, sir, I have appendicitis, it hurts." It hurts. I can't stand it, I can't stand it."
With that, he hugged his stomach and fled in a hurry.
Lorraine looked at his back and couldn't help laughing: This ruffian actually told me about blood and justice. Where do you think I used to be?
When the officers saw the defeat in the battle, there was an immediate commotion.
Immediately after, another man stood up.
The man stood straight and shouted, "Sir." I also want to pay for insurance. But you don't know how poor our place is.
Don't look at me as a nobleman, and I also brought more than 300 men and horses, but you must know that we are poor and poor
The landlord's family also had no surplus food
If nothing else, you see that I am dressed brightly, but this is all donkey dung and eggs. Don't be afraid of everyone's jokes. That's the same pair of my underwear, which I haven't changed in months. ”
The crowd burst into laughter. Catherine's daughters frowned in disgust, and then burst into laughter.
Lorraine looked at the man. But he saw that the man looked poor and impoverished. I don't give in to my eyes at all.
After a long time, Lorraine let out a long sigh and said, "This lord." I can understand your situation. But we are a crusading army here, not a Hanako battalion.
Although this expedition to Almohad is a punitive operation, it is not a bandit robbery, if you want to make a fortune. It's better to find another way. Otherwise, you will violate military discipline, and the picket gendarmerie will not let you go. At that time, the three-foot military law would not be tolerated. ”
The crowd of people sitting there were waiting to organize an army and pull up the men and horses to come here, but there was no fool. They listened to Lorraine's words, "big wealth", and immediately understood the meaning of his words, big money can't. But the money can still be so much.
These ruffians got a promise from the official channel this time, and they exchanged glances with each other, and they were immediately overjoyed.
But these uncles are not good people, they are like iron roosters, even if they get promises. But it's not easy to pluck the hair from them.
They sat there. The eyes are innocent like life, but they just don't say a word.
Lorraine waved her hand. He motioned for the embarrassed officer to sit down, and said, "Gentlemen, don't think that I came to you to ask for money, but I am doing it for your own good." ”
He paused for a moment, saw the disbelief in the eyes of the officers, and felt that he was saying this as if he was like a MLM teacher, so he couldn't help coughing lightly in embarrassment, and then continued: "Gentlemen, I want to explain to you the protection brought by insurance.
If in war. If you or one of your men dies, the Academy will pay you a hundred gold in compensation. But if you don't have insurance, the academy will only pay for the funeral expenses up to five gold coins."
The officers laughed and said, "What's the use of this?" No matter how much money you have, don't you still have to die? Since you dare to come to war, you can't be afraid of death. Lorraine ignored them. Unhurriedly, he continued: "Gentlemen, think about it. Once on the battlefield, if you want to fight the kind of hard battle that will die in pieces, will the academy send those troops into battle first, and those who have bought insurance or not?"