Li Yuanli looked at Xia Gua's skillful crab removal skills, and three black lines slid down his forehead: The younger brother doesn't understand the pity of the jade! Beauties like Xia Gua should be pampered with fine clothes and jade food, golden hairpins and jade rings, play the piano, boil tea, or earn a curtain...... The younger brother is still young, he doesn't know the beauty of beauty, and he can't appreciate the beauty of beauty.

Li Yuanying put the crab on the upsetting, cut off two large claws and eight crab legs one by one with round-headed scissors, gently beat the waist hammer around the crab shell, and then cracked the back shell and navel with a long-handled axe...... Crab-eating and martial arts, the so-called martial arts eat is pleasure, just like the people of the rivers and lakes eat meat and drink wine, what they want is that uninhibited spirit, free and easy...... It is more necessary to eat Ma Ma Xiang's good teeth; The text eats and eats tools, and the eight pieces of crabs take turns to fight, and use the time of the last hour to eat a crab like a cocoon, and then put the remaining crab shells back together, or put together a "crab" to continue lying on the white porcelain plate, or put together other works of art with different shapes, which are full of elegance.

Hand crab claw from Bi Zhuo, Jin Dynasty celebrity Bi Zhuo is a typical representative of the martial arts school, holding a wine glass in his right hand and crab claw in his left hand, at ease, so unhappy! Food is not as good as beauty, the Qing Dynasty gluttonous Yuan Mei is a fan of the literary and eating school, eight large pieces in the right hand, holding a crab cover in the left hand, appreciating the flowers and the moon and enjoying the autumn breeze, drinking slowly and chanting poetry, showing the elegance of celebrities and gentlemen.

Xiao Ruoyuan's eating method is a combination of civil and military, after cutting off the crab claws and crab crows, break the crab shell with his hands, and then use tweezers to pick out the crab meat, dipping it in the hot and sour saucer, and eating happily

…… He finished eating three crabs, and Li Yuanying hadn't finished half of them.

"Xiao Shiyi, the wine is not fishy, and chrysanthemums are used, and the sexual anti-accumulation cold is set with ginger. Although crabs are good, they should not be gluttonous and not beneficial to the body. Li Yuanying glanced at the mess in front of Xiao Ruoyuan, and smiled casually. There will also be spicy crab tonight, and the flavor will be different. ”

From north to south, with countless lakes and long coastlines, the practice of crabs can be published in a separate book, or even made into a documentary: The Journey of Crabs. Eaten raw, from the brine river crab in the cold winter of Panjin, to the raw drunk crab with the rice wine of Shanghai osmanthus and chrysanthemum yellow as the base tone, and then to the raw pickled blue crab with magenta meat in Chaoshan Niutian...... There are also raw pickled tri-eyed grubs, each with its own local characteristics, to satisfy people's wild ideas about raw food, while the umami will explode in the mouth, "poisoning" in an instant.

After the three warm frozen red crabs, the largest body size is more than three catties, after the live crabs enter the ice water to freeze numb, then boiled in boiling water, and then enter the refrigerator after cooking to cover with frost, so that the meat is more firm and delicious...... Even the price is also very delicious, beautiful and frozen.

Braised pike crab and scallion oil pike crab are not authentic enough in front of raw choking pike crab. Barracuda crabs, which are marinated only with seawater and unprocessed large sea salt for six hours, do not fully solidify the protein because they are not heated, and the crab paste remains semi-fluid, and even if it is cut, the delicious juice sticks firmly to the crab meat...... The price is more affordable than frozen red crabs.

Xiao Ruoyuan looked at the crab shell and crab claw in front of him...... King Teng is definitely dripping on purpose!

Qiu Ling walked lightly to Li Yuanying's side and said in a low voice: "Lord Wang, the left widow, the right widow and Mrs. Yu want to help make drunk shrimp and drunk crabs. ”

"Let them play the piano by themselves, can they just meddle in it?" Li Yuanying spoke, but the movements of his hands did not stop, and he forked out the meat in the crab legs with a fork, "Tell them that they can't eat it by themselves, and it will be very fishy if they don't handle it well." The kitchen in King Teng's mansion is enough, don't make a mess of someone. ”

Li Yuanli: "......"

The younger brother is puzzled! Those cooks will not let them do it themselves, stand aside and direct one or two, or throw the seasoning into the soup, even if they make it, bring it over and invite you to taste it shyly...... The younger brother is still unable to taste it, which is a pity.

"Whoa." Qiu Ling Yingying bowed, exited the hall, the idea put forward by Mrs. Yu, the left widow drank tea leisurely, noncommittal, and the right widow sat there with a well-behaved face...... The princess has not yet entered the palace, and Mrs. Yu is a little too eager, which is not in line with the Cui family's style of acting, what does she want to do? If you want to pit the right woman, hehe, then her eyes are really bright enough.

"The slender hands are willing to adjust the spoon, and the prince doesn't understand the style too much." Xiao Ruoyuan picked up the handkerchief to clean his hands, took the chrysanthemum wine to drink, and said slightly teasingly.

Although he has not yet married a wife, he has also read several legendary books...... Occasionally, I also go to some pavilions to visit one or two.

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Li Yuanying put down the fork and placed the crab shell in the middle of the porcelain plate, and the red crab was completely presented...... said casually: "Eleven Lang, then you haven't carefully observed the cook's hands, and you definitely can't call them slender hands." They are more suitable for silver candles and autumn light cold painting screens, and light small fans fluttering fireflies. ”

The night of the heavenly steps is as cold as water, lying down to see the morning glory Vega, with a certain companion, it will not be lonely and lonely. In fact, I have always felt that the small fan fluttering fireflies are very lively and cute, just like Baochai enjoying the spring fluttering butterflies near the Dicui Pavilion, Chen Xiaoxu's version is not the version of Da Mi Mi.

"Brother, can you tell me the whole poem? Just say two sentences, which makes people think hard about the following, is immoral. Li Yuanli rubbed his sideburns and complained softly. Don't argue, let alone tell a certain wine that is not invincible and still uses chrysanthemum, sexual anti-accumulation cold and ginger, but you just say it casually, and a certain will not believe it! ”

The articles and poems written by my younger brother in the last six months are all excellent works, and I am looking forward to other poems.

Li Yuanying tapped on the crab shell and asked lazily: "Brother, this poem is very scolding, are you sure you want to hear it?" ”

It is not clear how others are, when Zhu Zigui of the Manchu Dynasty scolds people, there will definitely be more new words. You scolded the donkey of Qian, a certain scolded the moose of Linjiang, and he scolded Piri for the black and yellow sky of the spring and autumn...... The dynasty is full of ingredients, and the elder brother is estimated to be speechless and look at the sky.

"I want to hear it." Li Yuanli said without any hesitation. Isn't it just scolding, no matter how ruthless it is, it can't be as ruthless as the moose of Linjiang, turning around and scolding the Manchu Dynasty for being a dog!

"Gui Ai Tongyin sits and lifts, and Chang'an salivates and looks forward to Chongyang. There is no longitude and latitude on the road in front of you, and the spring and autumn sky is black and yellow. The wine is not cleansed, and chrysanthemum is also used, and the sexual anti-accumulation cold ginger is fixed. What's the benefit of ending up today? Yuepu is empty of grass and millet incense. Li Yuanying looked at the osmanthus tree in the corner of the hall and said with a smile.

Li Yuanli: "......"

Why don't you have a long memory? Why did you forget that the advice caused by the moose in the river is flying like snowflakes? This time it won't be snowflakes, it will make the political hall mess up first!

…… Fortunately, I didn't go back to Chang'an!

Xiao Ruoyuan repeated the poem softly, and exclaimed: "Good poem, it is really a wonderful poem, compared to a crab, the meaning is tortuous and spicy, and it is extremely ironic, and it should be floating!" ”

The road in front of me has no latitude and longitude, and the sky is black and yellow, scolding those hypocritical scholars and Confucian scholars who fight for power regardless of the people, hearty and refreshing! A certain sent a telegram back to Chang'an, whoever is obstructing the construction of the Baqiao is the crab who has fallen into the kettle today!

Wait a minute...... Looking at Li Yuanying, he asked curiously, "What about the light Luo little fan?" ”

"The silver candle autumn light is cold, and the small fan flutters fireflies. The night is as cool as water, lying down to see the morning glory Vega. Li Yuanying dipped the crab meat in a ginger vinegar dish and put it in his mouth...... The taste is good, and it is more delicious than the hairy crabs in a lake in Diyang in later generations. The tight crab meat is even slightly bounced when you eat it, and the top-notch flavor that emanates from the mouth is like a whole crab dancing on the tip of the tongue! Changed to crab roe and crab paste entrance, fresh and fragrant to sad, the taste is thick to unforgettable, this rare experience, when I ate butter crab in Pengcheng, I experienced five or six tenths

…… Environmental protection must start from the very beginning!

Xiao Ruoyuan bowed, got up and left the hall: King Teng was afraid that others would not know how much he valued Princess Jinyang! Even the little things that accompany the catching of fireflies have to be recorded in poems...... I didn't drink much, I was already drunk!

When Xiao Ruoyuan couldn't see Xiao Ruoyuan's figure, Li Yuanli leaned forward, approached Li Yuanying, and asked in a low voice: "Young brother, the scene of this poem is a little lonely......

"Do you think about the appearance of the little son when he flutters on the butterfly, will he still feel lonely?" Li Yuanying glanced at Li Yuanli and asked casually. "Think about it again, if you accompany your sister-in-law to flutter fireflies, is it very meaningful and romantic?"

Poets write poems, unless they directly write about the difficulty of traveling, what ice jams the river, what thousands of miles of sadness and autumn are often guests, they are all very round, depending on which angle you interpret.

Li Yuanli: "......"

It turns out that the person who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, is so? Can...... The words of the little brother fluttering fireflies are indeed lively and cute, tired of lying on the lap of the second brother or younger brother, listening to them tell the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and it is very warm and comfortable...... I felt a deep chill!

No wonder the fifteenth brother was fooled by him to recognize Fu and set up a note!

…… Why does a certain person suddenly have a feeling that although the world is big, there is nowhere to settle down?

"Brother?" Li Yuanying shook his hands in front of Li Yuanli's eyes suspiciously, so that he would not want to have something unspeakable with his wife in front of him

…… Right?

Li Yuanli came back to his senses, saw Li Yuanying's somewhat dirty smile, shook his hand away, and said, "I'm just thinking about the scene when the little brother fluttered and the second brother told her a story, and I miss Aya a little." ”

If it weren't for the fact that the younger brother always tossed out some out-of-the-ordinary things, he would be the first poet in the Tang Dynasty...... Wen Sheng persuaded: "Now that you have come to the fiefdom, you are a person who has set up family affairs, pay more attention to your actions, and don't learn from the old fifteen and twenty." ”

"Brother, I don't want to be as tired as you." Li Yuanying leaned on the soft pillow, shook the wine glass and smiled. "Self-cultivation and self-purification, the same inside and outside, the reputation of the kings, eleven brothers are enough, I only need to cook sheep and slaughter cattle for fun, and I will have to drink three hundred cups."

Yuwen Zhaoyi has the merit of refusing the throne and making her sister-in-law the first official queen of the Tang Dynasty; Yu Wenshi and his brother helped to pacify the Longxi Shi clan, and he can be called the first dog-legged plus sycophant spirit around him. The eleventh brother is favored by his mother, especially for Aya's love, and then out of the sons of the unreachable, and it is rumored that the young Congjun, the right hand draws a circle, the left hand draws a square, the oral recitation of the scriptures, the number of sheep, and the four cross poems, in a moment, the book is full of five words: six things at the same time. codenamed the reputation of the fairy boy, and also married Fang Xuanling's daughter as a concubine.

But I don't envy it at all...... From this point of view, Mrs. Fang's jealousy is more like some kind of zz statement, and she is very afraid to think about it...... Leaning forward, he lowered his voice and asked, "Brother, ginger and vinegar...... Which comes first? ”

…… Li Yuanli is full of small question marks, and he is not a cook, where do you know how to put it first...... His eyes were slightly condensed, and he thought of what Li Yuanying had said before, and said very decisively: "Put ginger first, vinegar can instantly stimulate the spicy taste of ginger, which is more correct than putting vinegar first." ”

Mrs. Fang Xuanling was born in the Lu family of Fanyang, because he was sick when he was not a career, the Lu family showed his heart by cutting out his own eyes, so he respected and admired his wife very much, and he never took a concubine.

Li Yuanying leaned back on the soft pillow and drank one-third of the chrysanthemum wine in the wine glass: no matter how much history books you read, you can only see one-twelfth of the facts, or even one-hundredth-twelfth of the facts. If you guessed correctly, after Aya abdicated, in order to protect the fairy boy, he played with his brother and decided to be the daughter of Fang Xuanling. Fang Xuanling was a little restless day and night, especially in the fourth year of Zhenguan, Du Ruhui died young.

Brother invited the minister to the banquet, and when he was full of wine and food, the scheming Fang Xuanling couldn't stand the teasing of his colleagues, and blew a few words about the cowhide that he was not afraid of. After many years of flounder love, as soon as Mrs. Fang saw the two young and beautiful beauties, she instantly understood the temptation behind it, and she was furious without any hesitation. While pointing at Fang Xuanling and scolding, he picked up a feather duster and fought hard, and wanted to drive the two "beauties" out of the house.

Brother got the attitude he wanted, and the monarchs and ministers teamed up to make a show, branding the reputation of Fang's daughter as jealous and jealous, completely cutting off the remnants of some people, and wanting to take advantage of the idea of the eleventh brother to do something. With the proofing of Emperor Wen of the previous dynasty, the ministers of the Tang Dynasty would not agree to let the jealous woman be the queen. is as scheming as Fang Xuanling, so naturally he will not do the stupid thing of making wedding dresses for others and harming his own daughter.

With a long sigh, Li Yuanying bowed to Li Yuanli, and smiled lazily: "Thank you, brother, teach you, tomorrow's Yellow River carp, you can take as much as you want." ”

"If you don't open a fish shop, why do you want so many fish?" Li Yuanli put down his wine glass, stretched his waist, and said. "Let's go out for a walk, so that when the second brother sends someone to hold him accountable, he doesn't have any time to spare."

The crab poem of the younger brother not only offended the princes of the political affairs hall, but also offended all the people in the world, and a certain person is here...... The two of us went ashore safely...... The main thing is that there is no need to worry about others instigating the second brother...... It's nice to have peace of mind.

Li Yuanying stood up, glanced at the summer melon vigorously, and left the hall behind Li Yuanli, the autumn sunset was very beautiful...... The sentence that makes people have a toothache and the lonely bird fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the sky. The fishing boat sings at night, ringing on the shore of the poor Peng Li; The geese were frightened, and the sound broke the pool of Hengyang.

So-and-so is really, really sad!

Xia Gua silently cleaned up the eucalyptus, and his ears didn't hear what was going on outside the window......

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