Lord, please respect yourself 51
The tense silence spread silently, and in the dead silence, King Ming sneered, and his voice was hoarse and low: "Isn't it a family banquet today?" What are you looking at me for? See if I'm full? If I can't eat it, then I'll go first, and I'll be dizzy when I see you. ”
Saying that, he didn't seem to be enough, and added: "Don't worry, I won't be able to die for a while, just wait." ”
Everyone: "......"
Are you so polite? Don't worry, what the hell?
Lan Shuang couldn't help but want to laugh when she heard this, but her weak and helpless little white flower character couldn't collapse, and when she couldn't help but laugh, she sniffed, sobbed, and then wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said to the emperor: "What the prince said is, don't worry too much, everyone is like this, the prince is not comfortable, the imperial doctor Fang said, the prince must stay happy." ”
"Okay, in that case, let's play the music and start the table!"
Lanshuang: "......"
You're really good at talking.
The emperor gave an order, the musician immediately moved, blowing, playing and singing, the hall was instantly lively, the dancing girl jumped in from outside the hall, the water sleeves flew and stretched between the posture, looking very pleasing to the eye, everyone was attracted to the attention, and they no longer paid attention to King Ming and Lan Shuang.
After three rounds of drinking, the emperor suddenly clapped his hands, and a group of palace maids rushed in with trays in their hands.
Lan Shuang squinted, here!
Soon a palace maid stopped in front of her, and Lan Shuang saw that it was two glasses of wine, very dark in color, and it didn't look like ordinary wine.
Just doubting it, the emperor above said: "Recently, the autumn is deep and heavy, and it is easy for moisture to enter the body, so I asked the imperial doctor to brew some medicinal wine to ward off the cold and warm the body, this wine can be drunk by both men and women, it is not strong, it is very nourishing, everyone drinks a cup, if you think it is good, I will let people brew more, and each person will enjoy an altar before winter." ”
Wine?
Lan Shuang raised her eyebrows, I'm afraid it's not that simple, right?
She said to 888, "Check the ingredients in the wine. ”
888 readily agreed: "Host, wait a minute. ”
The emperor was still horning on it, Lan Shuang's left ear went in and out of his right ear, and the others began to pat themselves on the back, saying that the emperor was merciful and thanked the emperor for his reward.
King Ming was still dutifully "pretending to be dead", quietly half-closing his eyes to observe the surrounding situation.
"After the test, these two cups of wine are indeed medicinal wine, but this cup in front of the host is an ordinary medicinal wine, no harmful ingredients, and it is beneficial to the host's body, but there is a chronic poison in the cup in front of King Ming, and it takes a long time to attack, if you drink it, you will have a fever for the next two days, and the damage to the internal organs will be great, and you will be unconscious if it is serious."
After 888 finished speaking, he spat twice: "Dog Emperor, it's so ruthless!" Normal people have to peel off the skin after drinking, not to mention the king of Ming, who is already dying, a cup will only speed up the death of the king of Ming. ”
Lan Shuang's eyes suddenly turned cold, she noticed her gaffe, and immediately lowered her head, pretending to be listening carefully to the emperor.
The wine glass was placed on the table by the palace maid.
Lan Shuang turned her head to look at King Ming, squeezed his hand under the table, and when King Ming looked sideways, she shook her head almost imperceptibly.
King Ming suddenly understood, his eyes fell on his glass of wine, and his face was expressionless.
After the emperor finished his tirade, he deliberately looked at it and asked suspiciously: "Why don't Lao Jiu and his brother-in-law drink?" Are you afraid that this wine is too strong and weak? ”
Lan Shuang nodded: "Yes, the concubine is worried that the prince's body can't stand it." ”
The emperor immediately laughed: "Don't worry, this medicinal wine is made by me according to Lao Jiu's body, it is beneficial and harmless to him, don't worry about it, if you don't believe it, you can take a sip and try it first." ”
Lan Shuang hesitated to look at King Ming, the emperor and the queen also looked over, and even King Rong below squeezed his cup nervously.
Several people in the know waited with bated breath, and King Ming slowly raised his head and looked at the emperor above, and the emperor's eyes were unnatural for a moment.
King Ming didn't stay long, stretched out his hand and raised the wine glass at the emperor tremblingly: "Since the imperial brother lets the courtiers drink, the courtiers will drink, and the left and right imperial brothers will not let the courtiers down." ”
On the surface, he said that the emperor was very good to him and never let him down, but in fact he was saying that the emperor was stupid and bad, and this has never changed.
This sentence was a pun, and the emperor vaguely heard the sound of the strings, but it was not obvious, and he suspected that he was thinking too much.
In such a dazzling effort, the wine glass was already attached to King Ming's lips, and the emperor clenched the armrest nervously, forgetting to breathe.
A vague smile appeared on King Ming's lips, and his gaze quickly swept over the emperor, and then he raised his head and drank it all.
The posture is chic, and there is no hesitation at all.
The emperor's eyes widened slightly, if he really pretended to be crazy and stupid, he would definitely not drink it so easily, how could he not know the selfish means in this?
It's so simple, it seems like he really doesn't know anything, but maybe he's too good at pretending, but what does it matter? After drinking this poison, it will attack tonight, and after it is resolved, it will also leave sequelae, and sooner or later it will die.
The emperor gradually relaxed, and his eyes lit up.
It's been a long time since I've been so happy, and all the breath I held all night was spit out at this moment, and the emperor laughed: "Good! Happy old nine! How is it, do you feel much more comfortable after drinking? ”
King Ming put down the wine glass, and his eyes also regained a little brightness: "It is worthy of being made by the imperial doctor, and the effect is indeed immediate." ”
"If you like it, I'll send you a few jars when you go back, and you can drink it slowly."
"Then thank you Brother Huang."
King Ming smiled and cooperated with the emperor to finish this affectionate scene.
Lan Shuang clenched the chopsticks with her other hand, and a little smile appeared on her face.
Everyone thought that she was happy that she didn't have to be a widow, but only 888 knew that one of the chopsticks in his host's hand had been broken!
This is really infuriating!
Looking at the impeccable smile on Lan Shuang's face again, 888 suddenly felt a chill in his back.
When the banquet dispersed, Lan Shuang pushed King Ming out of the main hall, she didn't want to stay longer for a moment, and when she looked at the emperor's hypocritical face, she felt disgusted, and she couldn't respond to it.
Yu Xiao, who was guarding outside, saw them coming out and immediately greeted them, but looking at Lan Shuang's face, he hesitated for a moment.
Lan Shuang saw that his expression softened slightly, "I'll just push the prince, hurry back to the house." ”
"Yes."
Yu Xiao followed behind the two, and after leaving the palace, he and the coachman carried the wheelchair into the carriage together, turned over on the horse, and urged the coachman to hurry back.
On the carriage, Lan Shuang clenched King Ming's hand and asked him in a low voice, "How is it?" Does the Detoxification Pill work? Are you feeling bad right now? ”
King Ming shook his head, touched Lan Shuang's face with his other hand and said, "I'm fine, don't worry, Yunfu's medicine is very powerful." ”
However, having said that, when he returned to the palace bedroom, as soon as he stood up, he felt that the world was spinning, and his stomach was churning, and Lan Shuang hurriedly helped him to the courtyard and made him vomit under the tree.