"That Saddle is disgusting!" Xiao Ruoyuan came back faster than when he ran away, his face was very much like drinking one hundred and eighty glasses of palace jade liquor, or the kind after three cups and five cups of belly, white with red, red with black, black without chirping, green with horns, blue wow, purple without chirping, and the powder was so beautiful.

Du Che had already drunk three glasses of wine, and his mood returned to a peaceful state again, but he couldn't help but tease softly: "Which god did he say this time that you are reincarnated?" ”

From the beautiful man in the golden hat to the goddess of the moon, from the great god of the moon who can be indistinguishable between male and female, from Takamagahara to the Huangquan country and then to the Izumo country, there are sunrise country gods similar to Xiao Shiyi Lang everywhere in the eight major states. In fact, to put it bluntly, he is the face of Gluttonous Eleven Lang, and he can't wait to peel it off and press it on his own head.

"After he finished speaking, he set up a yin and yang liao for a certain person, and shared the wealth and glory with him." Xiao Ruoyuan shook his shoulders and said coldly.

When a certain has never seen the Mao people, or has he never seen the country of those Mao people? Even if it is better than the country without a city, with a fence of wood and a grass house, how good can it be? is so glorious and rich, hehe, a certain would rather wash the sword in the sword washing pool than be a savage!

Li Yuanying was slightly stunned, and then burst into a brass bell-like laugh, pounding the pillow while laughing, and said intermittently: "... We... We've been ...... Specialized...... Professional training, general ...... Generally don't laugh unless... Unless...... Can't help it, hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Originally, I read a Ming Shi to discuss the Japanese text: the state of the former Dongying, the land of projectiles, living near the sea, attached to the ancient country of Zhongxing and existing, there is still the prosperity of all the people, the prosperity of all things, slowly and extended, and it is still breathing to this day. However, it is not a thought of grace and wants to repay, that is, it steals profits by committing treachery, repeatedly committing chaos, polluting China, its crimes are written in bamboo, the South Mountain is not exhausted, its exertional is in the water, and it is difficult to flow in the East China Sea. Fortunately, the country of gentlemen, bright and upright, so the meaning of mountains and rivers, do not waste their friends, the heart of the long wind, do not miss its evil. With the friendly love to repay the beast's trip, it was lost for a while with its wisdom, and finally had the realization of regret, but it was not expected that the tiger would be left behind, and the disaster would affect Dongguo. Our generation laughs at the world.

Later, not only laughed at the world, countless people threw their heads and spilled their blood, and finally expelled the Tartars, resumed planting flowers, and the peaceful days were less than a hundred years, some people in the fish circle actually rose up to the Tang Dynasty, and the deer on the clothes of the Han Dynasty was a horse, and some people went to the Jingguo Shrine to worship, and the world was ridiculous! A certain little swallow that had already flown to the Gallic chicken flew back to the flower planter in the spring season.

It's very much in line with the nursery rhyme: I asked the swallow why you came, and the swallow said that spring here is the most beautiful.

Hehe. Hehe.

"King Teng, I need you to help me teach that erection a lesson, instead of laughing at a certain person here and watching a hundred plays of a certain one!" Xiao Ruoyuan drank all the wine in the cup and asked. "When is Your Majesty going to do it?"

It won't be the same as going to Goguryeo, preparing for more than three months, right? The speed at which steamships transfer food today is absolutely incomparable to that of that time...... It's been half a month, and there are still no troops!

"There will always be a meeting of the Yuan Zheng Dynasty, and Lu Dongzan will stage a hundred plays of returning to the Tang Dynasty and thanking Dade." Li Yuanying suppressed her laughter, yawned, and returned to a lazy state, leaning back on the soft pillow to continue basking in the sun. Originally, he thought that he could wander to Buyeo Yoshiki, but he shrank calmly on Tamna Island, unmoved. Do you want to set off a firework to move him into action? A little bored, he said, "You go and invite Su I Saddle to come, drink tea, chat, and talk about your life goals and dreams." ”

Xiao Shiyi Lang was really disgusted by this big man, and he didn't take out the glass book for ten days to appreciate himself...... I changed the folding fan, and I was not afraid of typhoid fever in the winter. However, he should still thank him well, his contribution is indispensable, and his name will be remembered for eternity. After all, a man shaking a folding fan is more acceptable than Liulijian.

The man who plays with the fan is somewhat elegant and pretentious, even if he is a gentleman, he will chant a few sour poems or limericks to support the façade, which is very suitable for Xiao Shiyilang.

"Let's go, you continue to shake the fan and play here, even if it's cold, it's okay, we bring enough small firewood particles." Du Che waved his hand, holding the hand stove and walking towards the cabin, walking leisurely, as if walking leisurely.

Li Yuanying: "......"

On the poison of the mouth, a certain is willing to bow down!

Xiao Ruoyuan looked at the folding fan that had just been taken out of half of his sleeve, and it was not necessary to take it at this time, except for embarrassment or embarrassment, embarrassed mother to open the door for embarrassment, and embarrassed to get home......

"Lord, the freshly stewed ginger duck soup can just be used in shabu-shabu for lunch." Peony carried a tray with a copper pot on the tray, and walked lightly, followed by the guards and maids...... After catching Su I saddle, the maid boarded the three-masted sailing ship to serve Li Yuanying, and the peony alone was not enough.

Li Yuanying raised her eyebrows slightly and said with a smile: "Peony, you will sit next to you for a while to perform real knife work and help Su I Lang open his eyes." ”

Ling Chi, that is, what the folk call "a thousand knives", first appeared in the Criminal Law Chronicles of Liao History, referring to a kind of corporal punishment. The Song Tong examination of the penal system records: Ling Chi's law, before Zhaoling (Song Renzong's mausoleum), although the fierce and murderous thieves, they did not try to use it lightly, and the edict of Xifeng was prosperous, and those who spoke rebelliously were all punished by this. The Qingyuan Law more clearly listed Ling Chi as the death penalty along with beheading and hanging, and this provision continued until the Braided Dynasty. However, Zhu Chongba, who was the first to be punished for various kinds of Ling Chi, was the first to expel the Tartars, and the great edict he promulgated has punished all kinds of crimes with the punishment of "Ling Chi". In the Ming Dynasty, there were two famous cases of Ling Chi being executed, and even the number of knives is clearly recorded: the punishment of the Ming Dynasty in the Ming Dynasty, Liu Jin was 4,200 knives, and Zheng Zheng was 3,600 knives. Li Ciming's diary also says. It is also said that in fact, Liu Jin was slashed 3,357 times, less than Zheng Jun.

Ji Liuqi wrote in the article Zheng Zheng in the north of the Ming Dynasty: On the way back, I saw that those who bought raw meat as boils were all over Chang'an City (referring to the Beijing market). Twenty years ago, the article was temperamental, and the fame was prominent, and it actually played skin skills with Shenshu Ganpi! How similar and pathetic it is to Brother Xun's renxue steamed buns!

…… It was just right to teach Su Irulu a lesson, so that he would know that he and their king had nothing to do with God.

"Whoa." Peony Yingying saluted, answered softly, turned around and turned into a kitchen and walked, the prince rarely has this Yaxing, should go to kill the head of the fat sheep and pheasants and deer, now cut and smashed, the taste is better.

Xiao Ruoyuan still decided to put the fan away, tidied up the cuffs suddenly, and said softly slowly: "Lord Wang, if you want to use the knife work of the peony to deter that big man, I think it is better to shoot the cannon directly." ”

"Which is more likely to give you nightmares, the artillery or what he said to you?" After Li Yuanying washed his hands with warm water, he wiped his hands with a muslin cloth woven by Shaofu, and asked lazily.

Xiao Ruoyuan: "......"

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