Chapter 22 Good Brother, Pit a Pit
Ignoring Gao Buer's wailing, Xiao Yu was complacent, and with the help of the opportunity to give Gao Buer publicity, he also mixed up the title of enthusiastic Xiaolangjun, afraid that Gao Buer's little heart would not be able to stand it, so he didn't tell him very intimately.
It is said that this Xiao Yu was blessed by his ancestors, and was named the Inner History Squire in the early years of the Sui Dynasty, and was deeply loved by Emperor Wen of Sui Yang Jian, and the prince Yang Guang was a good friend. At home, except for the eldest sister Xiao Yumei, no one is afraid. used to be Su Xiaoxiao's crazy suitor, if he wasn't afraid of Xiao Yumei, he would dare to overlord the bow, yes, when he heard Su Xiaoxiao's arrival, he immediately rushed out, but he didn't expect to meet Gao Buer's funny.
Su Xiaoxiao heard that Gao Buer was called a friend of a woman and a killer of young women, and she was directly frightened, but she didn't react for a long time.
Gao Buer secretly glanced at Su Xiaoxiao, and seeing that she hadn't come back to her senses, she walked quickly to Xiao Yu's two goods with golden eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "You bastard, you won't just promote me in the Qinglou and Huachuan." ”
Xiao Yu rolled her eyes and said, "You think it's class, it's not me, but my eldest sister helped you promote the rich boudoir." ”
"Righteousness, I don't know what the reaction is?"
"Hey, you also think I'm on the right side of the propaganda idea?"
"Of course, do you think that this kind of clothes that highlight the beauty S line and show the extremely charming, seamless and smooth beauty of women have a market for selling to ordinary people?"
"High! It's really high! Why didn't I know you earlier, you said, you can definitely be a god in my generation, and I will invite my brother in the future - ah no, I recognize you as a big brother. ”
"Don't fix that useless, let's talk about it, what is the reaction of Nene, Hating the Sky?"
"Then I don't need to say, I'll tell you that when it was first launched, Wanhualou's business was full for a month, and now I don't need money when I go to Wanhualou."
"Really, so exaggerated?"
"Hey! You don't know, I saw that the business was good at that time, so I gave Sister Hua a good idea and held a beauty contest with only underwear, obediently, you don't know how popular it is, and sold a thousand sets on the spot, making a lot of money. ”
"I can't see it, just your two hundred and five appearance, and this brain?"
"Big brother, what are these two hundred and five?"
"Don't call it big brother, it's younger than you, two hundred and five is to praise you for being stylish, look at your handsome figure with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, it's called two hundred and five in our hometown."
"Oh, oh, I see." Xiao Yu glanced at Gao Bu'er, and continued to whisper: "This big brother, you also said that my sales path is right, why did you have that expression just now." ”
"Look at the occasion, my goddess is here, I can't get off the stage like this."
"Your wife is strict, and I tell you that you can't do this, you have to be gracious and powerful, and you have to revive your husband."
"Fuck off, buddy gives you this animal that thinks in the lower half of your body is different, buddy advocates free love."
"What is free love? Didn't you say that the parents ordered the matchmaker to say? ”
"To put it simply, it is the love that comes together after the three stages of acquaintance, acquaintance, and love."
"Oh, you're quite complicated, how did you catch up with this Su lady?"
When Gao Fuji heard this, the alarm bell was furious: "What? ”
"Big brother, don't get me wrong, since Mrs. Su is already a sister-in-law, the younger brother will stay away in the future, but you have to hand over your free love to me."
"You want to learn?"
"Yes!"
"Well, you know, buddy is still a virgin, and he hasn't seen the effect of wearing it yet."
"What's the effect of wearing it?"
Gao Buer gestured on his chest, and Xiao Yu instantly woke up: "Oh, oh, oh, you said this, it's easy to do, you go to Wanhualou with me?" ”
"Well, am I allowed to enter the door as a minor?"
"Let's go, rich is the uncle."
"I don't have any money."
"Damn, aren't you, sister-in-law doesn't look like that kind of person?"
"What kind of person?"
"The kind of person who doesn't give you pocket money? If you don't drop it like this, you can remarry my sister, you will make money if you are beautiful, not me blow, anyone who wants to marry my sister can go to Chang'an from this row. ”
"Damn, you're so unrestrained."
"I'll pull the line for you to ensure your success, but you haven't taught me yet, big brother."
"You have to have a goal for this first."
"I have!"
"Which girl?"
"What do you want to do?"
"I'll show you."
Now it's time for Xiao Yu to hesitate: "Don't do it, you teach me, and I'll do the rest by myself." ”
"Damn, I'm for your good, what about you to prevent thieves? Well, don't smash my signboard, don't dare to spread it without my permission, the rules set by the ancestor don't dare to violate it. ”
"I'm awake, please rest assured, big brother."
"I believe you, to sum it up, it's actually just seven words: bold, careful, shameless."
Xiao Yu is also worthy of being a veteran of Fengyue Field, and after hearing the words, he pondered for a while, and immediately felt that these seven words were infinitely useful, and instantly exclaimed that Gao Fuji was the godfather.
Gao Fuji pretended to say in a deep voice: "You have to learn to summarize, and you can too." ”
Xiao Yu was convinced and said, "I want to study more for my eldest brother in the future." ”
"Can you learn something good?" Xiao Yumei's cold voice came from behind her, Gao Buer's neck shrank and was about to run, but when she turned around, she saw Su Xiaoxiao with an angry face, and she was shocked in her heart, I will go, I am too involved in it.
Xiao Yu was even more exaggerated, without waiting for Xiao Yumei to finish speaking, she jumped out directly with the chair, this lack of heart, ran to the door and didn't forget to pit Gao: "Big brother, I'll wait for you in Wanhualou at night, I'll pay." With that, he ran away.
Pig teammates, don't let me catch you. Gao Buer also wanted to run, but his ears were pinched in Xiao Yumei's hands, and he couldn't do it.
"Xiao Yu, if you dare not come back before dark, I will break your legs, and you will never get out of bed for the rest of your life." Xiao Yumei said domineeringly towards the door.
Gao Buer's heart turned back to his bowels at this time, and he was cool when he blew it, but now it can end.