Chapter 523 The Great Joke of the World
Fang Xuanling, who is diligent in serving the country and knows everything, has no jealousy, smells good people, if he has it, but it doesn't mean that he doesn't have fangs, three or five Yang Jingyou are tied up, and it is not enough for him to slap the drip...... Li Shimin picked up a plate of persimmons and picked one up, only to find that it felt soft and glutinous, and it turned out to be a refreshment.
"Haven't you chosen the tea for the auxiliary machine?" Half of the soft and delicious persimmons have been eaten, and although there are only four on one plate, the time is indeed not short.
Gongsun Bai took out the folding fan from his sleeve, and the pear blossom wood transported from Yazhou was hollowed out and carved with the cloud pattern of fishing alone in the cold river and Ruyi...... Waving his folding fan, he said slowly, "Your Majesty, there is not much tea in the hall, there are only twelve kinds of black tea, twenty-four kinds of green tea, seven kinds of white tea, seven kinds of black tea, ten kinds of yellow tea, and several kinds of flower tea."
Those who don't want to make medicine, don't want to make alchemy, don't want to smelt iron, and wait for death under the sign of a hermit, are very interested in growing tea, picking tea, and making tea. Not only interested, they are also on the basis of Bailu's tea-making method, improve and optimize and then study, and use tea from different mountains and different seasons to make various horizontal and vertical comparisons, selecting the best of the best, and selecting the best of the best......
…… That kind of mad demon's strength is not weaker than Wei San's strength in training wild boars.
Don't worry that those failed tea leaves will be wasted, Li Yifu not only has a clever way to deal with the relocation of the city's transformation, but also a business wizard. He put the failed tea leaves into jars carved from white jade, and let those wealthy merchants and overseas giants bid for them, and the one with the highest price won.
The development of things was far beyond their expectations, not only those giant merchants made bids, but the gentlemen of the family were also lured into a strong desire to win, and the most expensive pot of tea was pushed to a high price of fifty gold cakes...... There are only threes, twos, threes in a can.
"Are there already so many varieties?" Li Shimin put down the plate in his hand, looked at Gongsun Bai in surprise, shocked that his pupils shook, some surprised, some frightened and some hesitant, his tone was extremely complicated, complicated to be more nervous than when he was newly married.
"Your Majesty, there are indeed so many varieties." This time it was Tang Jian who endorsed Gongsun Bai's words, although everyone knew who he was, but they would still believe his words inexplicably and consider things along his lines. "Not only are there many varieties, but the products are all high-quality, which is really difficult to choose......
Suddenly thinking of the experience they had once drunk on tea, he patted his leg and said, "It's broken, the auxiliary machine is likely to be drunk and fainted!"
Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and Yang Shidao looked at each other, their eyes were blank, what does drunk tea mean? I've heard of drunkenness, and they've all been drunk to varying degrees, but they've never heard of tea drunkenness!
Zhang Ananda took the little yellow door and walked quickly towards the hall to see what the situation of the eldest grandson Situ was, if he was really drunk...... If you don't say anything, there is no one who will come after you, and it is appropriate that there are no ancients before you, and you are destined to leave a name in history.
"When you are drunk with tea, you usually have symptoms such as dizziness, tinnitus, palpitations, trembling all over your body, and weakness." Gongsun Bai explained very professionally and patiently. "Drinking too much tea or too much is very similar to the symptoms of drunkenness, so Sun Simiao named it tea drunkenness, but it is easy to solve, a small bowl of honey water is enough."
Naturally, he would not tell anyone that he was the first person to get drunk; He won't tell others that he drank a total of eighteen new teas that day, and he won't tell others that the person who helped him get rid of tea drunkenness was King Teng.
He, more or less face, can't afford to lose this person.
"There's really a tea drunk!" Li Shimin believes in Sun Simiao's medical skills very much, not to mention that Tang Jian and Gongsun Bai help endorse it, so naturally there is no doubt about it...... Half-believing possibility. Ask for advice with an open mind. "Mr. Gongsun, how can we avoid tea drunkenness?"
If there is a situation of tea drunkenness when entertaining foreign envoys, it is easy to arouse the suspicion of various countries, and even some countries will take the opportunity to smear Datang and unite other countries to attack Datang...... At the very least, it will use this as an excuse to ask Datang to relax certain trade restrictions, as well as restrictions on the spread of books.
"Just pair it with refreshments." Gongsun Bai picked up the folding fan and pointed to the refreshments of different shapes on the table, "Strong tea will accelerate the blood flow rate of people, which will affect the pulse, and sweet refreshments can effectively prevent this situation."
"However, in the past, sencha was stronger, but there has never been a case of tea getting drunk." Fang Xuanling frowned slightly, pointing directly at the problem
Core.
Gongsun Bai bowed slightly, and said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "What Fang Xiang said is very true, but you have overlooked a very important point, in addition to adding a lot of spices and salt to the sencha itself, it takes a long time. Nowadays, the most stir-fried tea does not take more than a minute."
Li Shimin, Fang Xuanling and Yang Shidao suddenly realized that drinking would have a similar situation, an hour and a pot of wine, and a pot of wine for half an hour, the severity of drunkenness is naturally not the same.
"Your Majesty, Situ has been sent to the side courtyard to rest, and after Chun Tao served him and drank the honey water, he became much more sober." Zhang Ananda returned to Li Shimin's side again and whispered. "Situ was curious about the new tea, and tasted eight of them."
If the biggest difference with drunkenness should be the face, the eldest grandson Situ's face is pale and weak, and the sweat on his forehead is not good, and after drinking the honey water, he stopped the sweating...... Fortunately, Chun Tao was on standby in the hall, and when he saw that the state was wrong, he immediately poured a cup of honey water for him.
It's not that Chun Tao didn't remind Changsun Situ, it's just that his feelings for King Teng are too complicated, especially the husband of the Bohai County Lord, Changsun Jiaqing, who avoids him again, and under the superposition of new and old hatreds, he can listen to Chun Tao's words, which is a big joke in the world.
Eight kinds of tea in a quarter of an hour...... Gongsun Bai silently rubbed the fan bone in his hand, the eldest grandson Wuji is really more ferocious than the seafood of the season, no wonder he will be listed by His Majesty as the head of the twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, admire and admire!!
Fang Xuanling blinked his eyes and secretly woke up: People who have always made meritorious contributions to the country are easy to be so proud and self-contained that they lose their minds, be cautious, be cautious!
Is the eldest grandson dough afraid that others will not make a move to trick him, or is he trusting His Majesty? Yang Shidao raised his hand and scratched his ears, he didn't understand the divine operation of the eldest grandson Wuji...... The twenty-four heroes of Lingyan Pavilion, he thinks that compared with the people on the list, he is indeed not qualified, but this does not mean that others also think the same.
I can't wait for the eldest grandson Wuji to make a mistake and take the opportunity to pull him and the eldest grandson's family off the horse, there are many people. They are not worried about the liquidation after King Jin ascends the throne, as long as the eldest grandson Wuji has made enough mistakes, a sentence of a foreign relative to make a big disaster for the power of the country can make him have no possibility of entering the core of power.
The new emperor will naturally have a new queen, and the new queen will have new relatives...... It is much easier to deal with a new relative than to deal with a powerful minister and a relative.
Tang Jian poured a cup of tea for Li Shimin, and the new tea just sent by the maid was deeply hidden in merit and fame......
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