Chapter 70: Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun

The old man with the cigarette stick in his mouth staggered, his face full of pride, and he smiled so much that his big yellow teeth were full of mouth.

"This, this ......"

His figure was like a void, without any weight, and although he stepped on the surface of the lake, it did not stir up a single splash or ripple, and the wet and cold Liulan hollow passed through his torso, but even the shape and quality did not change.

"Water ghosts?"

The young man clung to the fishing net, his lips trembled, and he looked at the big golden-whiskered carp in the bucket that was leisurely spitting bubbles:

"Fish, fish demon?"

"What? Fish Demon! You're talking about your mother! ”

When the golden-bearded carp heard this, he was furious, and he hated that his tail shook off the barrel, and he changed into a handsome young man with red hair and a golden robe.

He came to the young man who was selling fish with an unhappy face, slanted his eyebrows, pointed at himself, and said:

"Fuck! Uncle usually hates that people call me a fish, come! Read it with me! ”

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The young man who sold the fish was frightened, and it was not until he saw the red-haired boy's fist clenched that he woke up from a dream and nodded his head in a hurry.

"Tomb, Ming, Jin, Xia, Yin."

The red-haired boy said word by word, and his eyes were extremely unkind.

"Lingming...... Lingming Jinxia seal. ”

The young man stumbled and sweated profusely.

"Humph! It's still teachable, but you're also a fetus, why is it like this in the village? I haven't seen the world before, haven't you even heard of the name of Uncle Lingming! ”

The red-haired boy glanced at him obliquely, suddenly hooked the corners of his mouth, and laughed again:

"You just called me the fish demon, and you don't care what that old man is called, come, be louder! Say it out loud! ”

The young man was going to die without opening his mouth, but he was forced by the red-haired boy with his eyes, and he could only cry with a sad face, close his eyes, and said in a trembling voice:

"Water...... Kelpie. ”

"Hahahaha!"

The red-haired boy leaned back and leaned back in joy, and couldn't help laughing: "Did you hear that?" You're a water ghost! Hahahaha! ”

"It's not a water ghost."

The white-haired old man shook his head and took a step, and his figure suddenly rose high, and his skin and flesh were full. It must turn green.

Only in an instant, a beautiful young man wearing a lotus crown, wearing a red fairy robe, a large-sleeved and wide-sleeved robe, and full of Taoism stood quietly on the surface of the lake.

His complexion is as smooth as a baby, his appearance is elegant and elegant, but his eyes are as deep as a mixed cave, and there seems to be an infinite galaxy universe in it, and between every breath, there is a whole era of changes and changes, hiding endless vast and magnificent scenery!

"It's the Taiwen Miaocheng Dao Jun of the Chiming Sect!"

He smiled slightly, revealing a mouth full of snow-white and neat teeth, and his expression was gentle.

And the young man who sold the fish had already fainted with fright at this moment, even if the red-haired boy grabbed his collar and shook it up and down, there was no sign of waking up.

"You're a fool, aren't you? Yes! You are a high-grade Taoist psychic, if the qi in your body is released, you can easily shatter the void of a realm, and you can't even bear those Jindan Yuan Shen! ”

Seeing the red-haired boy with a curious face, he pressed his finger to the young man's eyebrows, as if he wanted to pass away.

Taiwen Miaochengdaojun immediately couldn't hold back, and the bearing of the senior masters of that faction disappeared in an instant, like a private school gentleman who was mad by a stubborn student.

He grabbed the red-haired boy by the collar, lifted him into the air, and scolded:

"Jin Xia! This man fainted with fright, not died! Are you missing something in your brain? It's what people should do to save people, and it has a fart relationship with you? ”

"I know, I just want to have fun, but if he is some kind of peerless genius and takes my qi into the picture, wouldn't it be a good story, and the Chiming faction has another big genius?"

The red-haired boy looked unconcerned.

Suddenly, his eyes rolled, and he smiled again:

"Daojun, you said that if I struck with all my strength, could I destroy the entire Southern Regions and blow up the corpse dissecting immortal in the abyss?"

"Die, bastard! What kind of Xuanmen Dao weapon do you look like, you are obviously a spy sent by the six sects of the Demon Dao! If I knew this, I should have let you rot in the glassless sky in the first place, and I still had to work hard to catch you. ”

Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun hated that iron could not become steel, and pointed to his nose and said:

"You can talk to the master about this, forget it, I am your master, I am not as serious as you! But a few days ago, the Daoist brother of the Yuchen faction also came to the Southern Regions, and he personally talked to the autopsy immortal hand, if he heard these nonsense words, he must persuade me to grind away your true knowledge and change to an obedient one! ”

"What?!"

The red-haired young man was shocked, and subconsciously shrank his neck, obviously suffering a loss at the hands of that person.

Soon, though.

He frowned again:

"Daojun, didn't you say that you want to call me Lingming? Lingming Jinxia seal, called Lingming is more majestic! Jin Xia: This doesn't sound like a good name! ”

"Jin Xia, Jin Xia, Xia Zi."

Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun rolled his eyes: "Where did you come from such nonsense, tell you to respond obediently, otherwise one day you will change your name to Gouyu, what can you do, jump up and bite people?" ”

After speaking, he waved his big sleeves and disappeared.

Even the red-haired boy and the fainting young man called Jin Xia were hidden for a while.

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Meanwhile.

In the vast universe of stars.

Bright Landβ€”β€”

This side also doesn't know how much void distance it has separated from Xu Dutian, and suddenly emits a hundred thousand different vibrations, the five lights rise like a dragon, the sky falls, and the earth gushes with sweet springs.

Such a vision.

The thousands of giants who lived on this land raised their heads, and immediately ran and shouted, the sound shook the four fields, and their faces were happy.

"The earth is shaking, the void is shining, this is the Daojun Master is coming, go and welcome the Fa Driver! Hurry up and get the driver! ”

Before those thousand-foot giants could make more preparations, in the center of the earth, an extremely bright and gorgeous golden palace was closed, and a soft laugh was heard immediately.

"You don't have to welcome me, you don't have to welcome me, just come here to hang out, let's disperse quickly!"

After this laughter, the golden palace also rose from the earth to the depths of the clouds, leaving only a group of prostrate giants, still chanting in their mouths.

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"Since the collapse of the Dao Court, the laws of the heavens and universes have not existed, and it seems that everyone's life is sad!"

Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun withdrew his eyes from those prostrate giants, sighed softly, shook his head, and walked slowly towards the depths of the palace.

Walking along the road, all you can see are all kinds of brilliant and vast scenes, all kinds of strange treasures in the world.

And there are already two columns of goddesses with round lights and long skirts to greet them.

Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun didn't need them to serve, but only shook the fainting young man from his sleeve, so that the goddesses caught it, and then he took the unhappy Jin Xia on his own face, entered the main hall, and sat down in the cloud couch.

"Watch the play, watch the play!"

He leaned back on the cushion, pulled out a jug of wine out of nowhere, and slapped his thigh excitedly. A scene of light and shadow appeared in the hall, and then a sound came out.

Jin Xia sat down sullenly and plucked her ears.

What was reflected in the hall was Chen Heng and Wei Lingjiang......

I don't know how vast the mana Jun is, across countless stars and voids, they have released their scene at this time, and they are still watching it as a opera, as if they are immersive.

Jin Xia watched it quietly for a while, and only felt that these two people were really fucking awkward.

He didn't understand why the man just stood still, shouldn't he kiss him fiercely now? How can there be so much thought and nonsense!

"A la carte! You're watching a play, so you tell me to drink dry? ”

When Jin Xia was bored, she screamed violently on the cloud couch, raised her head, and saw that her own Daojun was glaring at her.

"Won't you change yourself?"

Jin Xia was about to be angry, but she suddenly remembered something.

So he happily called the dishes in, and set them up respectfully, with a smile on his face.

"Just say something."

Sandwiched a piece of dragon liver into his abdomen, Taiwen Miaohua Daojun squinted his eyes in satisfaction, and the corners of his mouth were crooked:

"Looking at your bird-like appearance, I must be holding back some good fart!"

"Daojun, Kasumi doesn't understand!"

Jin Xia pointed to Chen Heng's scene in the hall: "With your golden supreme body, why bother to pay attention to a little monk who practices Qi, is there any miracle in him?" ”

"Do you know what is most important in your cultivation?"

"I can fight!"

Jin Xia complimented: "Can you fight like you?" ”

"Can you fight? You can play a fart, this world comes out to mix, you have to have a background, you have to talk about power! ”

Taiwen Miaocheng Daojun sneered, pointed to Chen Heng's figure in the hall and said:

"Among the four words of the Dharma couple's land and wealth, I only value the word 'couple', and the poor Taoist cultivation relies on a wide range of good ties! Reliable is sophistication! ”