Aunt Xue was stunned for a moment.

"Xiao Yan, what does it mean to pretend to be a god? Isn't he a god? ”

Yan Lingxi nodded, "That's right, I don't know where the ghost came from, his mind is not right, he actually wants to become a god and deceive the trust of believers, and you can be a god?" ”

Wuzang God's face was gloomy: "I am God!" Why do you say I'm not God? They worship me, and I bless them to do what they want, and to each his own according to his needs, how can he be deceived? You see, I didn't force them to worship me, it was because they were not greedy, and they were not satisfied with other gods, and they needed me, and I was the god who saved them! ”

Aunt Xue was a little ashamed, it was indeed she who wanted more, so she welcomed the Wuzang God back.

"Strong words. What kind of greed is it to hope that your family can be better? It's just normal psychology and needs, but you, like a rat, drill when you see a crack, it's really shameless. Yan Lingxi clasped his hands to his chest and sneered.

yes, he's to blame, bad guy!

Aunt Xue reacted and glared at Wuzang God angrily.

Wuzang God narrowed his eyes, damn it, he was not even bewitched by him!

"Who the hell are you?"

Yan Lingxi's slender and white fingers pointed at herself, and her nails were still faintly powdered, and anyone who looked at it would only think that this was a pampered and powerless little princess.

"Do you ask me?" The little princess said, "I'm the dad you can't beat." ”

Wuzang God said angrily, "You are fooling me?!"

Yan Lingxi shook his head and said sincerely, "No, do you think you can beat me?" ”

The god Wuzang was suspiciously silent.

"That's because I haven't played to my true strength yet! I said, I am God, and I will love my own believers. The god Wuzang said, "If I fight you with all my might, I am afraid that the home of this female believer of mine will be shattered into powder." ”

Yan Lingxi pursed his lips and asked Mo Xuanhuai, "Are all ghosts like this now?" If you can't beat it, just say a few high-sounding words? ”

Mo Xuanhuai said, "Maybe? ”

Yan Lingxi glanced at the Wuzang God, and his mouth "tsk" two bodies, at this time silence is better than sound.

Wuzang is crazy, he is a god, a god worshiped by believers, why does she look down on him with a little girl?!

The black qi on his head became thicker and thicker, and he slammed into the circle again.

"Bang-bang-bang-"

Aunt Xue asked worriedly, "Xiao Yan, is it really okay for him to keep bumping into this?" ”

Yan Lingxi thought for a while and said, "That's right, it's really noisy." ”

"Huh?" Is that what she meant?

Yan Lingxi waved his whip, and the whip touched the magic circle, and the power of thunder gradually transferred to the magic circle.

Wuzang God didn't see it, he bumped into it in one go, he didn't believe it, with his unremitting efforts, could he still hit a gap?

Then, "Crackling—"

The god of Wuzang was scorched.

The god Wuzang was like a dead fish, paralyzed on the ground, his body was still twitching slightly, and he was not lightly electrocuted at first sight.

Aunt Xue looked at it and said, "He's so weak"

Wuzang God sat up in shock in his dying illness, "I'm not weak, I'm a god, the strongest god!" ”

As he spoke, a puff of black smoke came out of his mouth.

"This strongest god, do you want to come out of it first?" Yan Lingxi said with a smile, his voice was brisk, his eyes were crooked, and he was likable.

But the words he said made Wuzang God almost vomit to death, how can this be reasonable, how can it be so reasonable!

Wuzang God turned over and sat up, staring at Yan Lingxi.

Yan Lingxi suddenly remembered a song, "The eyes are like copper bells, shooting out lightning-like weak chickens." ”

Wuzang God has heard this song elsewhere, and he doesn't sing it like this at all, and this little girl is scolding him again, it's too much!

If the eyes can kill, the god Wuzang has already cut the inkstone spirit with a thousand knives.

"Glare? If you stare again, you'll gouge out your eyes! Yan Lingxi threatened.

Wuzang God reflexively looked away, reacted and was annoyed, hiding from her, as if he was afraid of her!

Yan Lingxi was amused enough, took out a small porcelain bottle, hummed a song, and put the Wuzang God in.

"Aunt Xue, I'll take him away. You can't do this in the future, but fortunately I happen to have me, otherwise I don't know what would have happened. ”

Aunt Xue nodded again and again, "Hey, Xiaoyan, don't worry, my aunt knows it's wrong." ”

Yan Lingxi: "Also, I have been offering good idols to the gods in your house recently, and inexplicable things have taken their place, and they will be angry." ”

Aunt Xue was at a loss and said, "What can I do about this?" Xiao Yan, help me quickly, please don't be angry with the gods, it's all my fault, don't blame the rest of our family. ”

Aunt Xue was so panicked that she was about to cry, Yan Lingxi hurriedly comforted, "Don't be afraid, it's okay, you are also blinded, as long as you make amends, the gods will not care about you." ”

She asked Aunt Xue if there was any incense at home, and Aunt Xue quickly took a few of them, and Yan Lingxi stood at the front and demonstrated it to them.

"As long as you sincerely admit your mistakes, the gods will not be angry."

Aunt Xue nodded again and again, "Okay, I wrote it down, I must do it every day." ”

Seeing that Aunt Xue had met, Yan Lingxi left.

Wuzang God was probably a cannon fight when he was alive, and he refused to settle down when he was put into a porcelain bottle, bumping into each other, clanging, and noisy.

Yan Lingxi's dark and translucent eyes rolled slightly, revealing a wicked smile, and went to the store to buy a bag of super spicy chili powder, and poured half a bag into it.

After a while, it was full of "sneezes".

Ghosts also have a sense of taste, but eating is not the same as when you are a human, you don't need to open your mouth to really eat, you just smell the taste.

This is the reason why the food offered to the deceased tastelessly.

Mo Xuanhuai smiled and asked, "Is it fun?" ”

Yan Lingxi laughed, "It's fun." This strongest god can't even beat the chili powder. ”

The movement in the porcelain vase paused for a moment, and then became irritable.

Yan Lingxi shook the porcelain bottle gracefully, and the silent chili powder fluttered like snowflakes, and the Wuzang God, who was forced to smell it, began to sneeze again.

"Lulalalu" Yan Lingxi hummed a song pleasantly, playing with toys, as soon as the sneezing of the Wuzang God stopped, she turned the porcelain bottle upside down.

Then there will be another sneezing.

In the end, the sneezes are so weak.

Yan Lingxi gently tapped the porcelain bottle and asked in a friendly manner, "This strongest god, are you okay?" ”

Wuzang God""

Damn,!!

You're a psycho!

Ahh Sneeze –

"Don't answer me? Okay you. ”

He heard Yan Lingxi say something indignantly, and a bad premonition rose in his heart.

Sure enough, in the next second, the porcelain vases were turned upside down one by one.

Wuzang fell from one end to the other without love, and his face was covered with red chili powder.

"Ahh Ahh Ahh

"Don't get it! I'm not good at all! ”

Yan Lingxi: "What's wrong?" Aren't you happy to be in it? ”

She still has the face to ask?

She must have done it on purpose, she just wanted to him off!

But the god of Wuzang couldn't help but answer.

After enduring and enduring, Wuzang God gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not happy, let me out." ”

Where there is life, there is hope.

Little girl, you wait for me!

?? I'm sorry everyone, my brain is not good, I obviously remember that I changed three chapters, who knew that there were only two chapters at a glance, woo woo woo woo, you guys hit me, I don't fight back, poor jp

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