Chapter 1067 Deadly Joke (Asking for a Monthly Pass)

Thor and the lich looked at each other, and for a moment they fell silent.

You must know that both of them were sent by Hadu, and they were thieves with weak hearts, so they naturally kept silent. Lest they be careless and say the wrong thing, which makes people suspicious of them.

Now, though, it's not news that undead creatures have appeared in war.

Although Lorraine, in order to avoid causing panic among the population, only informed the upper echelons of the countries with this information. However, they are not required to keep it strictly secret, or even secretly connived at it, intentionally or unintentionally.

Through various channels, the news is released, so that the people have a process of adaptation. It is not because the news is too sudden and you fall into panic.

Therefore, Chapter 1067 Fatal Joke (Asking for a Monthly Pass) All kinds of gossip have spread all over the continent.

And after word of mouth from the common people, as well as artistic processing, countless versions have been formed.

When everyone was all right, they gathered together in the tavern, drinking inferior beer, and while talking about a long passage of the bard, and then turned their heads, and then danced with their eyebrows, and told a long passage to others.

Although some people don't quite believe in the matter of the undead, they have always thought that this matter is actually Lao He's troops indiscriminately putting on General Hadu's head.

But in any case, the spread of these news, and subtly, people no longer feel afraid and frightened of the appearance of dark creatures.

Therefore, although the two were silent, the topic of demons and dark creatures successfully aroused the conversation of the dockers.

Hearing the man's words, a rosacea-nosed man next to him immediately responded in a loud voice, exclaiming, "I've heard about it too."

And I also know why he always seized on our loopholes twenty years ago and defeated our army repeatedly. And in the end, he slipped away, just because of one thing. ”

He took a deep breath and whetted the appetite of the people around him for the fatal joke (asking for a monthly pass) in Chapter 1067, and then said loudly, "It's because he sold his soul to the undead~!"

Everyone next to him couldn't help but be shocked, and then burst into laughter.

Someone retorted, "Where did you hear that? If he was really so powerful that he sold his soul to the undead, why couldn't he beat us now?"

Someone else also said, "yes, you can't hear this news from the old woman who dances the god, right? I drank too much wine, and I just said everything in my mouth. ”

Rosacea immediately became anxious and said, "You...... You're the one who listens to the old woman. This news was told by my third uncle's second cousin's nephew's nephew's brother-in-law's nephew.

His sailors on the Grand Duke's flagship, the Victory, were specifically scrapers of potato skins in the galley. Even the Grand Duke had eaten potatoes that he had scraped with his own hands.

How's that, awesome, right?

Say it, I can't scare you hillbillies~!"

Everyone couldn't help but be silent for a while.

They had all seen it with their own eyes when the ship passed over Edin Island. Tall Cui Wei, like a prehistoric sea monster.

The warship rushed by, and the huge waves ploughed behind it could easily overturn the fishing boats in the harbor.

Being able to work on such a ship, let alone a potato scraper, or a toilet washer, is enough to make these residents who work hard for a living envy for a long time.

Rosacea paused for a moment, enjoying the envious glances cast by others, and then continued leisurely: "The last time I came back to visit relatives, he told me in person. And he also said that this matter should never be spread by me.

If it weren't for the fact that you and I are good friends, do you think I would sue you?"

Everyone immediately looked solemn and echoed.

There was also a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes next to him who was not convinced, and said, "If what you said is true, why can't he beat us now?

Rosacea glanced at the young man with disdain, then snorted coldly, and said, "You can't even see such a simple question? ”

"I ......" the young man was furious.

At this time, Rosacea raised his head proudly, then put his thumb back, and said proudly: "That's because our Lord Lorraine is a super powerful paladin, a dignified flying eagle god of war. His old man is the reincarnation of the god of war, and he just restrains the demons.

Don't say what Hadu is, even the dogs and cubs of the demon clan can't beat our Lord Lorraine, no matter how much you say, let the Lord click. “

When the lich heard this, his face turned blue in an instant, and he glared at them angrily.

"Of course, even the Pope's children are Lord Lorraine's, and the Lord is so big that he is big. Rosacea said, picking his thumb harder.

The surrounding dock workers let out a laugh, and the gossip of the upper class was a favorite of the common people.

An old middle-aged man next to him scolded with a smile: "Shhh, don't talk nonsense, you don't want to die." Watch out for the priests above. ”

"To hell, that's what the priest told me. ”

"Cut...... What is this," said another young man, sneering, "let alone the Pope. Isn't the High Priest of the Dead powerful?

The old monster who has lived for two thousand years, but the goddaughter of the old bone stick, the first beauty of the demon clan, let our Lord Lorraine snatch it back. I heard that the old bone stick almost burped up, hahahaha......"

"Yes, Luo Jue also had a fight with him at the beginning, and the coffin that he beat lost his armor and urinated. In the end, he threw away all his crutches, held his head in both hands, and ran back desperately.

If it weren't for the fact that the demon beauty begged the beauty at that time, the lord would chase it back at that time, cut off the old guy's head, and used it as a night pot. Hahahaha......"

The crowd burst into unbridled laughter.

At this moment, a loud shout came from the side: "Bastard thing~! dare to insult His Excellency the High Priest~!"

Everyone was stunned, and turned their heads to look directly at the lich who made a sound, only to see him with a stern expression, glaring fiercely at the workers around him.

Thor was frightened, and stood there helpless, his mind blank, and his heart said: It's over, it's over, I'm going to be caught, tiger chair, chili water, iron virgin, peeling and cramping......

After a few seconds of silence, the "Hahahaha......" crowd erupted in cheerful laughter, and some even covered their stomachs with laughter, and their arms trembled with a pale face, and their eyes fell.

"Thor, you're being so funny. ”

"That's it, don't leave at night, I'm going to treat your uncle to a drink, it's the funniest joke I've ever heard. ”

"I've decided, who will say this to in the future, I will also shout like this, keep and shock them, you dare to insult Your Excellency the High Priest, oh hahaha......"

Seeing that the people around him actually followed the way he spoke, laughing at the undead clan unscrupulously, the lich was so angry that his whole body trembled, his eyes were red, he gritted his teeth, and hissed, "You, you ...... Damn it~!"

Adling's name is now taboo among the undead, and no one dares to mention it in public, even if he does, he can only say it secretly in the bed. Who knew that if he was quick to talk for a while, he would be caught by that secret agent.

The most beautiful flower of the Semitic people, the pride of the Semitic people, the number one beauty whose reputation has spread all over the world, and the personal disciple of the High Priest of the Dead, were actually abducted by humans one by one.

What is even more unacceptable to the undead and Semitic is that Adling actually eloped with someone of her own free will.

A big battle at the wedding of Thunderburg that year made Thunder Flash and the undead lose face, and became a laughing stock of people's ridicule.

What does this mean?

This fully illustrates the complete failure of the demon feudalism family led by the High Priest of the Undead and with the active participation of the nobles~!

The nature is extremely strict, and the impact is extremely bad.

This shows that the attractiveness of their Semitic life is actually not as attractive as that of humans, and the most high-end talents have been lost.

It is also the greatest irony of the high priests of the dead, Kalimdo, Biutlis, who proclaimed the establishment of a fair people, solidarity and a new society.

And among them, the high priest of the dead himself is undoubtedly the main responsibility.

This is not a sentence of "taking leadership responsibility" to push the past, when the Semitic people are fully preparing to launch the largest expedition in the history of the human continent, the elopement incident is a heavy blow to the morale of the Semitic people.

Even the supreme leader's own disciples have run away with the enemy, how can this battle be fought?

Therefore, the Adeling elopement incident and the subsequent chase of thousands of miles that were all handled in a low-key manner, and the news was tightly sealed, and not many people knew the details completely.

The High Priest of the Dead did not carry out a purge in Semitic, and if he did, he would be the first to be held accountable.

If you can't convince people with reason, during this critical period, the antagonistic psychology of the Semitic nobles will be extremely intensified. Kalimdo, who has lived for two thousand years, has patience and forbearance.

The lichs were ashamed of this, for the first time in their millennial history, they had been so clean and utter at the hands of a handful of human mages, priests, and paladins.

Even the god-like High Priest of the Undead was wounded by the people of the Holy See of Light. This was unthinkable before.

It also became an eternal pain in the hearts of the lichs, and in that battle, the lichs lost more of their companions than the previous thousand years combined.

This lich who came to Edin Island to lurk also participated in the Great Hunt that spanned thousands of miles.

The chatter and laughter of the dock workers touched a sore spot in his heart, and along the way, he was ridiculed and ridiculed by these ordinary people who were like pigs and dogs in his eyes.

Not to mention, these guys actually ...... later. He actually changed his way and insulted the most beloved and noble high priest in his mind with all kinds of vulgar and foul language.

The lich's noble pride could not be contained, and his anger could no longer be suppressed.

The laughter of the people around him became more and more harsh, turning into a series of mockery and abuse in the lich's heart.

The hand holding the cane is getting harder and tighter......

Immediately, there was a soft 'click' on the crutches.

In a fit of rage, he broke the crutch.

With that soft sound, a green light flashed in the lich's eyes.

Thor of the Southern Army, who is lurking on Edin Island, has been keeping an eye on the lich, so he immediately noticed the anomaly in the lich's eyes.

Thor froze in surprise as he saw the green of the lich's eyes getting brighter and brighter. He had never seen a person with green eyes.

"Unless...... Unless this guy isn't human. The thought popped into Thor's heart, as a secret agent in Haddou's cronies' organization, Thor knew something that others didn't know from different channels.

He knew that the dark knights on the battlefield were real, so he could naturally guess that there were undead people behind him who were secretly helping Haddou.

Looking at the lich in front of him who was about to explode like a burst crystal, a thought suddenly popped into Thor's heart: he is a necromancer~!

Immediately, Huo Ran understood: no wonder there was an indescribable unpleasant smell on his body.

For a moment, the shadow of death hung over his heart.

Those necromancers have always been denied by their six relatives, and everywhere they go, not a single grass grows. There will never be a living mouth left.

Thor didn't think about it, and yelled at the crowd: "He's a necromancer, run, run~!"

With that, Thor turned and ran out as hard as he could.

Everyone looked at his fleeing back and was very inexplicable for a while.

"Is this another joke, Thor?"

"I have to say it's hilarious, you two have a real talent for funny. ”

The crowd laughed even louder.

"Hey, what are you running? I'm going to ask you to drink that ......."

The lich suddenly turned his head when he heard this, his eyes were full of green fire, and his face was cold, and he raised his arm and waved at Thor's back, and a black-green intertwined flame flew out of the lich's hand and shot at Thor's back.

The laughter stopped abruptly, and the people around them stared in amazement at the vision they had never seen before.

Thor felt something strange behind him, and glanced back as he ran, and a terrifying black fireball reached his back in the blink of an eye, and he was immediately frightened, and instinctively pounced to the side.

The black flames struck Thor's shoulder, and part of his shoulder suddenly disappeared, and Thor let out a scream of extreme pain and rolled to the ground.

The nearby dock workers were all stunned when they saw that the old man, who was looking like a dying wood just now, suddenly turned into a ruthless man who could shoot a ball of light with a wave of his hand.

Until Thor's screams woke them up.

Thor fell face down to the ground, dead or dead, his left shoulder almost half gone, a puddle of blood.

"Killed~!" the dock workers shouted at the top of their voices, and fled in all directions.

Seeing the panicked and frightened look of the human, the lich smiled coldly, and two syllables protruding from his mouth that no one understood.

A black mist rushed out from the lich's feet, shooting out in all directions, expanding to a range of more than ten meters in the blink of an eye, and continuing to spread.

The fleeing dock workers were wrapped tightly in the black fog, and only heart-rending screams were heard from the black fog, and no one could escape from the black fog.

The anomaly here alarmed the entire dock, seeing the sudden appearance of an unknown black fog, hearing the screams coming from inside, the crowd on the dock stopped their work in surprise and poked their heads out to look there.

Knowing the danger in it, he shouted, "Run, the mage has killed someone." ”

Run out of the docks, leading the others to run after them.

"Hahaha......" A hoarse and piercing laugh came from the black fog, and then a black shadow rose from the black fog, hovered above everyone's heads, looked up and laughed wildly, and then said loudly: "I'm really confused, why bother so much, just kill all here." ”

The lich waved his hand and threw all sorts of deadly spells at the crowd running around the docks, and those who were hit fell to the ground screaming.

"Killed, killed. Seeing this, all the people in the port fled frantically, including the wagons carrying the goods, and the crowd kicked over the piles of goods, knocking down the vehicles and shelves on the road, and the scene was chaotic.

The lich flew in mid-air, smiling happily, and unhurriedly chased after the fleeing crowd, where the crowd was at its densest, and used a wide range of killing spells on that place.

Or if you see an unlucky guy who doesn't blink, you shoot a corrosive spell that turns him into a puddle of pus, or you can conjure a bone spear and nail the fleeing man to the ground, and the lich laughs happily.

At his feet, corpses lay on the dock all over the ground.

As he passed by a warehouse, the lich set the entire warehouse on fire, looking around for a worthy target, and the flames and smoke soon burst into flames. Spread in all directions.

......The bell rang out in a hurry, followed by loud drums from the barracks in the middle of the mountain.

The soldiers stationed at the harbor charged towards the lich against the crowd, and only their bows and arrows could attack the lich in mid-air.

A few arrows flew past the lich, and the lich soon saw the soldiers in the crowd, pushing and shoving from different directions.

"Ha~!" the lich smiled smugly and said, "Since Lorraine can destroy the workshop of the War Fortress, I can also destroy your port."

As he spoke, he sprinkled a spell on the approaching soldiers, and the front group of soldiers was instantly corroded into a group of white bones.

The Ruman soldiers in the back were frightened, and one of the squad leaders shouted in horror: "Necromancer, it's a necromancer~! Brothers, run quickly and inform the priest on the mountain." ”

The soldiers turned around and fled, ordinary mages are not something they can deal with, let alone terrifying necromancers, they can only be sent to death when they go up.

At this time, the sirens were heard, and the legions that had rushed from the barracks to reinforce the docks approached the docks, and when they saw the regular army of five thousand men, the lich snorted coldly and stopped.

With a regular army of such a size, even he did not dare to choose to touch it hard.

Sure enough, a dense rain of arrows came at the lich, enough to tear his body to shreds. The lich quickly fell to the dust, dodging the soldiers' bows and arrows.

The leading officer shouted: "Creatures of darkness, everyone will be punished, but there is only one man in the brethren." ”

Thousands of soldiers shouted in unison and rushed to the flaming docks.

The lich fell back to the ground, wandered among the corpses on the ground, smiled confidently, and said, "Come then, welcome into the arms of darkness." ”

The lich stood in the middle of the corpses, clapped his palms, and bowed his head to chant an obscure incantation.

The soldiers who rushed into the harbor were surprised to find that a thin gray mist suddenly appeared around them, and the more they walked into the harbor, the thicker the gray fog became...... rq！！！