It was a male ghost, also in his twenties, less than thirty years old, and the most obvious thing was his shiny head.

His eyes on Shang Yan, combined with her words, could easily surmise that this was a person who could see himself. On second thought, it must be the master who the programmer favored to catch him!

Damn, this thing that doesn't know the hearts of good people, he's all for his good!

But now is not the time to think about this, the male ghost turned around and ran, and his desire for life made him explode at the fastest speed in his life.

But for him, "the fastest speed in his life" is in the eyes of Yan Lingxi and Mo Xuanhuai, just like pressing the slow release button.

Mo Xuanhuai stepped forward, grabbed the male ghost's back collar, dragged it back, and threw it on the ground.

The male ghost was so frightened that a bear turned over and was about to run again, Mo Xuanhuai squinted his eyes and kicked it.

"Poof—"

He had already regained his strength, but the male ghost still couldn't get up after being kicked for a long time.

Yan Lingxi said, "You are so violent. ”

Mo Xuanhuai replied, "I learned it from you." ”

If you want to say who can "use your hands and not move your mouth", it must be Yan Lingxi.

The male ghost estimated that his health was not very good, Mo Xuanhuai had already collected his strength, and he didn't even give full play to one-tenth of his strength, but he was lying on the ground, as if he was about to die again.

Yan Lingxi squatted down in front of the male ghost and looked at him to confirm that there was no causal line on him, so at least, this was a ghost who had not harmed anyone.

"I ask you, what are you doing pestering people?"

The male ghost covered his abdomen, his face was pale, and he could frighten a large number of people when released.

He looked at Yan Lingxi and moved back with difficulty, "I didn't pester him." ”

The programmer was anxious and angry: "You still dare to say that you didn't pester me?" You didn't turn off my computer?! Forget about turning off my computer, you have to turn off the company's Internet café! Also, don't think I don't know, you've knocked me out so many times! My job was lost because of you, and you dare to say that you didn't pester me?! ”

The male ghost was also very excited: "Am I haunting you?" I'm for your good! ”

Programmer: "Fart for my good, who are you, why are you for me?" And you've caused me to lose my job, what a fart. ”

Maybe he was so excited that his head burst out with green tendons.

Yan Lingxi stood up and pushed back, leaving them plenty of room to play, saving them from spraying spittle in their faces.

She pulled Mo Xuanhuai together, let Mo Xuanhuai sit on the chair, and she sat on the table, her two little legs dangling in the air, accidentally kicking Mo Xuanhuai, not only did not restrain herself, but intensified.

Mo Xuanhuai held her ankle and didn't let her move again.

Yan Lingxi snorted, very opinionated.

What is said on the Internet is really right, man, as soon as he gets it, he doesn't care as much as before. Look, look, now she's not allowed to kick it.

There's still a lot of noise over there, one person and one ghost, and it's very noisy.

"What do you mean by my bad intentions? What can I do to you?! You're a man, I'm a man too, I have what you have, and I'm bigger than you when I take it out, what can I covet from you?! The male ghost was so angry that he didn't even care about the pain in his abdomen, "I used my bloody lesson to give you advice, but you bastard, you just don't listen!" ”

Programmer: "You fart!" You're a bastard! I'm telling you, I don't care what your purpose and intentions are, it's best to stop now, or I'll let Master Yan take you away!" ”

At the mention of Yan Lingxi, a trace of fear flashed on the male ghost's face.

He cautiously glanced at Yan Lingxi, thinking that he was stealthy.

Yan Lingxi nodded very respectfully, "Well, yes, if you don't change your mistakes, I will take you away." ”

But I won't do anything, ghosts also have ghost rights, and if the crime is not death, of course it will be handed over to the underworld for trial.

The male ghost was very unconvinced: "I'm really good for him!" ”

The programmer rolled his eyes and "cut" disdainfully.

The male ghost explained, "I'm also a programmer. ”

The programmer glanced at the male ghost's head and thought sadly, how could I have guessed correctly? Why do you guess at the programmer as soon as you see a bald head?

He wiped the top of his sparse head, and he was even sadder.

"When I was alive, I was the same as him, I felt that I was young and unlimited, but I could build hard, as long as I didn't die, I would do it to death, at that time, I was the most promising one in our company." The male ghost burst into tears, "Even our boss talked to me specifically, saying that I would work hard and give me a salary increase after the year." ”

The same job always resonates, and programmers can't help but ask, "And then?" ”

The male ghost said, "And then I died." ”

Programmer: "Your story is too beginningless and endless, isn't it?" Bad review!

"I was so motivated during that time that I couldn't even sleep and dedicated all my time to the company." The male ghost said, "As a result, I didn't sleep enough and often stayed up late, so I died suddenly." ”

He got up from the ground excitedly and smashed his fist on the palm of his hand, "Do you say that I am wronged, and I am not a loss?!" I'm only in my twenties! ”

"Sudden death?!" The programmer was shocked.

In recent years, the chance of sudden death in young people has increased greatly, and you can see such new articles on the Internet almost every once in a while, but if it doesn't happen to you, you still have a sense of distance.

The male ghost nodded, "Yes, there is no sign at all, but when I got up, I suddenly felt a darkness in front of my eyes, so I fell down, and then I never got up." ”

The programmer opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

It had never happened to him before.

Most people have a fluke mentality in this regard, can't it be me? There's no way I'm so unlucky, right?

Then, when you are really chosen, it will never be too late.

The male ghost said to the programmer, "As soon as I see you, I think of myself, it's exactly the same as it was for me during that time, I really don't want you to die suddenly one day, so I turn on the computer once I turn it on." ”

Programmer ""

Although, it's still very bad!

The male ghost continued, "As for knocking you out, it's also to let you sleep well, otherwise you won't sleep at all, and I can't help it." ”

The programmer thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that every time he was knocked unconscious, it was twelve o'clock in the evening, and other than that, he was not injured.

"But I lost my job."

The male ghost hated the iron and said loudly, "Let me ask you, is work or life important?" Don't you want to live? ”

The programmer hesitated and said, "It doesn't have to be sudden death, there are so many people, and only a small part of them die suddenly." ”

"Are you stupid? If you die suddenly, you'll be finished, and you can't be rescued at all! ”

If someone in the family is okay and there is no one at home, how can I rescue it? Pray to the heavens?

"Moreover, if your hair falls down again, it will really become the Mediterranean, and it will be difficult to find a daughter-in-law." The male ghost said.

It's because of this that he hasn't found a partner, and it's all tears when he talks about it.

The programmer's face finally changed.

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