Young Lu Mingfei's college grades are not ideal, except for practical classes, all subjects are repeatedly jumping on the edge of the course, GPA4.0 is just a flash in the pan, because the grades do not reach the passing line of the scholarship, so the twelve-month scholarship is only cashed out for four months, this story tells us, even when you get to the university, don't be too relaxed, in case it is not a fun thing to fail, and you must figure out all the terms before signing the contract, otherwise the duck will grow wings and fly away.

Lu Mingfei finished filling out the "Kassel Academy Holiday Daily Report Form", and sighed boredly after clicking upload.

"Ming Fei! Don't wake up early in the morning to play with the computer! Go down and buy a bag of Cantonese sausages and a handful of shallots, and stop by the room to see if any new packages have arrived! Auntie's usual brain-piercing magic sound came, which shocked Lu Mingfei a little confused.

"Got it! Come now, come now, come now! Lu Mingfei quickly turned off the computer and stood up.

It stands to reason that Lu Mingfei is now a distinguished "S" class student of Kassel Academy, nominally enjoying tens of thousands of dollars in scholarships, and he also hacked a dragon king to death in the Three Gorges Reservoir.

There is a kind of middle-aged women, especially middle-aged women in China, who are one of the most incomprehensible creatures in the world, they are simple and strong-eyed, sharp-eyed, bitter and unscrupulous, even if Lu Mingfei's background in studying abroad is enough to raise his eyebrows, he can only lose in the face of the three problems of his aunt and fluttering.

The first question is, "You've been in the U.S. for a year, how are your grades?" Have you saved up some scholarships? ”

How can Lu Mingfei answer? It's good, I almost failed the course, and I didn't get the scholarship and still owe a few thousand yuan in the card? Even if Lu Mingfei's cheeks have been tempered very thickly, he can't say it, to tell the truth, it's a slap in the face, and he really can't come up with something to prove it, so he has to be silent for a round.

The second question is, "People say that American girls are very open, have you found a girlfriend?" ”

Lu Mingfei said in his heart Sure enough, the question that college students can never escape is whether there is a target. This question needs to be looked at objectively, dialectically, and more comprehensively, and the answer is no. This is a card play, but Lu Ming is not unsolvable.

In the second round, Lu Mingfei could only admit defeat.

The third question is, "Have you seen your parents?" ”

Good guys, auntie's set of flat A combo with a split out, like fighting the landlord after a set of planes said I only have two cards left, turn it over and see that it is a pair of king bombs. This set of problems is a special attack on Lu Mingfei, Lu Mingfei has almost forgotten the appearance of his parents, and now the only news is that they said that they can only meet after graduation, which is obviously not something worth showing off.

The score on the field was 3-0, and the young dragon slaying hero Lu Mingfei hated the northwest.

When the aunt saw Lu Mingfei's reaction, she didn't say anything more, but smiled, with contempt and pride, and the domineering spirit of being the only one in this family.

This is a middle-aged woman who has no solution, for them, it is useless for you to kill a few dragons, no parents, no object, no money, what qualifications do you have? Three questions can knock the bear child with a big tail back to its original shape. Therefore, the only person who can deal with middle-aged women in this world is another middle-aged woman, and the victory or defeat between them will always be temporary.

"Hurry up, hurry up! How long have you been shouting? "Auntie's brain-piercing magic voice, in this family, can command anyone, even a hero like my uncle who has been supporting for twenty years can't resist it.

Lu Mingfei got up and was about to walk out, when a new pop-up window suddenly popped up on the screen: "Ricardo· M. Lu, you have a new unread email. ”

“Ricardo：

According to the admission information, you were born on 17.07.1991 and turn 19 today.

On this important day, on behalf of the Rector Hilbert Jean Angers and all the professors of the Senate, I would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Thank you for attending the Kassel Academy and sharing a wonderful time with us, and for the privilege of growing together.

You're sincere, Norma.

P.S.: According to the school rules, students who have a birthday can receive a birthday cake in the college cafeteria, but you are currently on summer vacation in China, so the free birthday cake service is cancelled. Also, the summer vacation will start on July 20, 2010, and I have booked a ticket for you to return to the main department, so please be ready to leave at any time. ”

Lu Mingfei chewed on the content of the email and distilled two central ideas: 1. The free cake provided by the school was canceled, and 2. The school started in three days.

Great, I should really thank the academy for their concern, without this email reminding him that Lu Mingfei forgot that today was his birthday, Lu Mingfei thought so, and felt a little disgusting.

Birthday or something doesn't matter to Lu Mingfei, his aunt doesn't like him, no one in this family will give him a birthday, only his uncle occasionally makes up a small gift a few days after his birthday, and it is not always there. As for Mom and Dad, they are far away in the sky, hanging two letters a year, which is quite unreliable. In addition to these people, the only one who would say happy birthday to himself before was Lao Tang, but Lao Tang didn't know what the situation was now, and he hadn't contacted Lu Mingfei yet, but with Lao Tang's sensitive identity now, maybe no news is the best news.

Lu Mingfei's birthday is clearly hung on the QQ profile, but no one cares about it at all, and the birthday that no one celebrates is no different from usual, such a day is just a repetition of many similar days in the past.

What Lu Mingfei didn't expect was that his mobile phone suddenly vibrated and someone sent a text message.

Open it and take a look: "Happy birthday." Chu Zihang. ”

To put it simply, the president of the Lionheart Society should be so neat and tidy.

There will be people who pay attention to his birthday, and this person is actually Chu Zihang.

Is this a ploy by the president of the Lionheart to win over people? Lu Mingfei was a little confused, he didn't know when Chu Zihang got his mobile phone number, anyway, he didn't save Chu Zihang, although Chu Zihang was a senior in high school with him, and there was still a feeling of meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign country in that place, but in fact, what they said together in two semesters added up to no more than a hundred sentences, what kind of person is a senior brother with facial paralysis, will he really use such a small means to win him over?

Lu Mingfei was thinking wildly, and a new text message came.

"Lu Mingfei, is this your mobile phone number? I'm Chen Wenwen, today at 11:30 noon, the Literary Club has dinner at Sophirad's Pizza House, if you receive a text message, come together. ”

Lu Mingfei was stunned, he looked horizontally and vertically, he couldn't see the reason at all, and thought about it, it seems that every time he participates in an event similar to a dinner, there will always be some wonderful accidents, the last time he encountered the invasion of the dragon clan, last time, it was Zhao Menghua and Chen Wenwen who confessed.

It's not that Lu Mingfei is superstitious or anything, it's just that since he pumped out the souls of the Norton brothers, he always felt a little hairy about these metaphysical things.

The thought of rejection rolled in his stomach, and in the end, he didn't let Lu Mingfei send out the text message of rejection.

Lu Mingfei suddenly thought of a sentence that he didn't know where to hear it, every birthday in adulthood is a memorial service for youth, according to this, his lackluster youth was gone last year, and he didn't even hold a decent funeral.

Lu Mingfei suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with holding a memorial service for his boneless youth, so he replied with a text message: "Okay, I'll go." ”

After many years, when Lu Mingfei sees the name Chen Wenwen again, all he can think of is the word youth.

"Mingfei, you haven't left yet?" Suddenly my aunt crashed in.

"Let's go, here!" Lu Mingfei stood upright.

"It's okay," the aunt shook the thing she was holding in her hand, and Lu Mingfei saw that it was a cracked toilet seat, "Your uncle has broken the toilet seat, you go to the building materials city to buy a new one, you want beech, high-end." Your uncle and I took Ming Ze to buy a suit to use abroad, and we came back at half past four in the afternoon, so don't bother, buy the toilet seat and call the property owner to install it, and by the way, steam the sausages and pick the green onions, and then cut some radishes for soup! ”

The aunt's mouth seemed to be rented and returned in a hurry, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she turned around and left, and brought the door with a "bang".

Lu Mingfei felt that his head was a little big, this birthday was really busy, the youth memorial service - oh no, it was a class reunion, and there were side quests released by his aunt, and tonight was a family banquet to celebrate Lu Mingze's study in the United States.

In Sophirad's pizza restaurant, Lu Mingfei was the only one in the private room - carrying the toilet seat he had just bought.

This posture to participate in the classmates' dinner seems to be a bit out of place, like a green forest hero who smashes the field with some kind of Qimen weapon, although Lu Ming is not called a youth memorial service, but holding a toilet seat to participate in the memorial service is a bit of a little disrespectful to youth.

But there is no way, it is my aunt's order to buy a toilet seat, but the building materials city is too far away from home, and I will be late to go home after buying, so I have to come directly to the dinner, in the Lu family, my aunt's order is Tiantiao, even a good man like my uncle dares to kneel on the keyboard, Lu Mingfei thought about it, and suddenly felt that his youth may not be so worthy of respect.

But it turned out that Lu Mingfei, who arrived in a hurry, was the first to arrive, and the others were late as if they had made an appointment, Lu Mingfei thought about it, and his heart was a little angry, and he couldn't wait to open their memorial service together.

In addition, Lu Mingfei didn't feel anything, he knew that Chen Wenwen would not invite him if he had nothing to do, plus he seemed to have a special physique that had no good banquet, combined with the man's sixth sense, he had something to do today.

But Lu Mingfei doesn't care, he's not here for dinner, he's here for a memorial service, whoever provokes him today, he will hold a memorial service by the way!

After waiting for a long time, the door opened, and the person who came in was short and stocky, and his spherical body couldn't even contain his belly with a belt.

"Wow! What kind of formation is this? Portable toilets? When people saw Lu Mingfei's appearance, they were really a little shocked.

"Xu Yanyan?" Lu Mingfei recognized the person, the pair of spherical twins in the class, on the night of the confession of the literary club, these two brothers played the "O" word, and now they haven't seen each other for a year, and their figures are becoming more and more appropriate.

"Are you alright?" Xu Yanyan felt that he had to ask.

"It's okay, what can I do?" Seeing the visitor, Lu Mingfei's memorial service began, so he took out the polite smile he had prepared earlier and had a solemn expression.

Xu Yanyan looked at Lu Mingfei, a little frightened, sat down with his butt rubbing against the side of the chair, so he didn't fall down, Lu Mingfei, the funeral master of ceremonies, looked like the expression of the guest made his heart furious, and he felt a little strange, did he come to the dinner or to attend the funeral? I didn't prepare when I went out, and the clothes I was wearing were a little inappropriate?

He secretly glanced at Lu Mingfei from the corner of his eye, only to see that he hadn't seen him for a year but was still dressed as usual, with a big white T-shirt on his upper body, a big pair of pants on his lower body, and he knew the imitation Nike shoes on his feet at a glance, and he was immediately relieved, the master of ceremonies wore it like this, so he should be fine.

After a year, in fact, Lu Mingfei has become a legend of Shilan Middle School.

There is no shortage of legends in Shilan Middle School, as the first aristocratic middle school in the city, what piano grade 10, pipa grade 8, English grade 6 is not to say that there are many at least it is a routine operation, every year there are students from Tsinghua University and Peking University, students who take scholarships to study in the United States or Europe, and athletes who graduate and directly enter the national team.

But those legends are too conventional and too common, but Lu Mingfei's rise is a mudslide in many legends, and it has some fantasy colors when it is said, and it is described in one word, that is, gods.

It is said that Lu Ming is not his person, the six years of middle school are unremarkable, and he can find it purely because of his good eyesight when he throws it into the crowd, and he is particularly eye-catching on the big stage of Shilan Middle School. According to Lu Mingze, the cousin of Lu Shenren, this god has a poor background, he was left behind by his parents and fostered in his uncle's house, weak, pitiful and helpless, but he can eat very well...... The grades are dismal, and the mouth is poor, and he loves to talk nonsense, which is undoubtedly at the bottom of the food chain in the strong Shilan Middle School.

And the reason why the road god man is a god man is a contrast! Before the graduation of the Lushenren, at the farewell party of the Literature Society, Zhao Menghua, a gold medal student, had just successfully held hands with Chen Wenwen, a master of the beauty list, and was about to laugh at the Lushenren when he had also thought about someone, the Lushenren suddenly became powerful and forced Zhao Menghua to bow his head and apologize, so that people know what a god is, not to be humiliated!

Then the stunning beauties under the Lushenren descended from the sky, broke into the screening room, and after a beating, the Lushenren put on new clothes and followed the beauty to the Ferrari and left.

It is said that the road god smiled crookedly before boarding the Ferrari, like a hermit master who pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger.

Since then, the Lushen people have made great progress, won the highest scholarship in the history of Shilan Middle School, studied at Kassel College, a private aristocratic university in the United States, and became the shining superstar of Shilan Middle School.

Xu Yanyan didn't have a score in his heart, and he didn't dare to speak anymore, and it didn't take long for his twin brother Xu Miaomiao to come, and he was also shocked when he entered the door, and looked at Lu Mingfei and asked, "Lu Mingfei?" You...... Are you alright? ”

"It's fine." Lu Mingfei didn't really understand why everyone asked this, he was just remembering his lost youth.

After another quarter of an hour, people also came in twos and threes, all familiar faces, all asking if Lu Mingfei was okay. Lu Mingfei sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and explained to everyone with a solemn smile that he was fine.

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, they were all a little stunned by Lu Mingfei's unfathomable performance, and no one dared to speak for a while, and the private room was as quiet as a real memorial service.