"What?"

Aunt Xia, who was pointed out, was shocked and puzzled, and repeated, "I invited you here?" How is this possible! ”

Uncle Xia also said, "That's it, you are a little bit more level, how could my wife invite you to come to the house?" ”

His wife is very hospitable and kind-hearted, and will take the initiative to give some food and money when she meets a homeless man on the road, but she is by no means the kind of person who is not sober-minded, how can she invite a ghost to her house?!

The Hungry Man cried out, "She really invited me in!" ”

He was a starving ghost, and he felt hungry all the time after he died, just by looking at his appearance, skinny as wood, and every day he thought about how to fill his stomach.

He wandered, and he could only grab food from other wandering ghosts, but he was so thin that he couldn't rob other ghosts at all, and he was dizzy with hunger every day.

Later, an old ghost who couldn't stand it gave him a trick.

"I came to her that day and asked if I could eat at her house, and she agreed!" The Hungry Man said excitedly.

What he said had a nose and eyes, and Aunt Xia couldn't help but wonder if she had really done it.

But she thought about it, but she still didn't think about it.

I don't have this memory at all!

Compared with the starving ghost who has been stealing their own food, Uncle Xia and the others naturally believe in Aunt Xia more, and glared angrily at the starving ghost, "You still dare to talk nonsense!" ”

Yan Lingxi took two steps and looked at the starving ghost condescendingly.

The starving ghost was obviously dead, and it stands to reason that he had no senses, but he couldn't help but shiver under Yan Lingxi's gaze.

"What do you want to do?!"

Yan Lingxi curled the corners of his mouth, and the dimples on his cheeks showed again, "You'd better say it one by one, don't hide it, otherwise, I can't guarantee that I won't beat you." ”

The starving ghost swallowed with difficulty, and thought of a sentence, the sweeter the dimple, the harder the beating.

"I, I, I, you, you, you, you, this is a trick!"

Yan Lingxi lightly, "Huh? With a sigh, he showed a gaze that could be called "nuclear goodness".

The starving ghost immediately hugged his weak self and cried and said, "Don't hit me, I'll say it!" ”

Some ghosts want to enter other people's homes and follow their own homes as easily, but some ghosts can't just enter casually.

Especially like Aunt Xia's house, there is a door god statue on the door of their house.

Of course, the power of the door god statue is not that great, it is just a deterrent effect, after all, it is only a portrait.

But who made the starving ghost weak because of hunger?

Unless the master agrees to let him in, the power of the door god statue alone can seriously injure him.

The old ghost gave him the idea that while the master was confused, he asked the words, maybe the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, and the other party agreed!

So after a period of searching, the starving ghost set the target on Aunt Xia.

However, he didn't succeed at one time, but tried many times.

But in order to fill his stomach, he was very persistent and persevering!

Finally one day, he found an opportunity.

That day, Aunt Xia was the only one in the house, she was taking a nap, and the starving ghost crawled out of the window of her bedroom with all her strength.

At that time, the sun was in full bloom, and he was so sunburned that he almost fainted, and he insisted on the idea of "as long as I succeeded, I won't have to go hungry".

These days, he already knew Aunt Xia's name, so he leaned out of the window, shouted Aunt Xia's name, and asked over and over again, "Can I come to your house for dinner?" Can I come to your house for dinner? Can I come to your house for dinner?"

I kept talking about it for half an hour.

Aunt Xia has slept enough and is about to wake up.

That was the moment when her consciousness was the weakest, and Aunt Xia heard someone calling her name, and she subconsciously said "um".

When she woke up, she didn't remember any "um" either.

And the starving ghost, finally with the consent of his master, can come in openly.

Since then, their meals have suffered.

The Hungry Ghost is worthy of being a Hungry Ghost, he can eat all the meals in five minutes, and he doesn't leave them at all.

After listening to the ins and outs of the matter, Aunt Xia's family was all stunned, shocked by this person, no, this ghost's shamelessness.

"You're just brazen!" Aunt Xia's son scolded, "We always said that taking it without telling you is stealing, you don't even have the most basic good qualities!" ”

The starving ghost said, "I'm going to starve to death, and I don't care if I'm virtuous or not!" ”

Although Aunt Xia's son is only in elementary school, he has very strong logical thinking skills.

He glared and said, "You're dead, it's an objective fact, not 'going to die.'" And you're so selfish! ”

The starving ghost said, "I'm hungry, I'm going to die again, and I can't help it!" Besides, how can anyone not be selfish? ”

"But you have selfishly gone beyond the realm of human beings! You ate all our meals and didn't leave us at all, it's too much! ”

This choked the starving ghost.

He didn't mean to, but he was starved to death, and the food cooked by Aunt Xia was delicious, and he couldn't help but want to eat it all in his stomach when he saw it.

Even if I feel like it's supporting, I still want to eat it.

Because he was a starving ghost, his consciousness made him do it.

"You're pathetic." Aunt Xia's son said.

As soon as the eyes of the hungry ghost lit up, he knew that the child was the softest!

"But it's not right for you to do this, that's what you said about poor people, mother, there must be something hateful, right?"

Aunt Xia nodded and touched her son's head.

She's kind-hearted, but she's not stupid.

The Starving Ghost is pitiful, but his pity is not caused by their family, and they should not bear these responsibilities.

"So, I hope you can leave my house." Aunt Xia's voice was gentle, but it couldn't be refuted, "We don't have to worry about you before." ”

The Hungry Ghost glared at them angrily and argued weakly, "Obviously, you personally promised me that I could eat at your house!" ”

Aunt Xia didn't panic and said, "That's because you took advantage of the loophole." ”

Hungry to death, he rolled on the ground and splashed "No, impossible, I won't go!" You agree to let me eat at your house, and you will do what you say! Aren't you the most virtuous? How can you talk without words, what kind of moral character is this?! ”

Aunt Xia is still calm, "In the face of ghosts who don't pay attention to morality, we won't talk about it." This ghost gentleman, please leave, otherwise"

The Hungry Ghost "How else?" I'm going to stay here, what can you do to me? ”

Aunt Xia looked at him for two seconds, then turned her head and said, "Master Yan, I may have to trouble you." ”

Yan Lingxi smiled and said, "It's not troublesome, I like to beat up disobedient imps the most." ”

The Hungry Man""

Damn, I forgot there's a female demon here!

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