Chapter 626: Are You Coming to Be Funny?
Yan Lingxi's sense of ceremony is not strong, just like when she got married, she even had the idea of not holding a wedding.
The world of the two will not be like on TV, there will be no candlelight dinner, violin playing, fireworks display, none of this.
Yan Lingxi felt that as long as the two of them stayed together, it would be fine.
The two of them went out for a walk, Yancheng is very big, even if they have lived here for several years, there are still many places they have not visited.
In the evening, they decided to go to the movies and bought some food, and when they went in, they found that they were basically couples, you and me.
The movie is an urban light comedy with a bit of a clichΓ© plot, Yan Lingxi didn't want to watch it after watching it for a while, and it wasn't interesting to dance square dance.
Mo Xuanhuai fumbled in the darkness to hold her hand, leaned over, and asked in her ear, "Are you leaving?" β
Yan Lingxi was a little tangled.
Don't go, look at this thing is just torturing her. Let's go, this movie ticket costs dozens of dollars a piece, and it's too much of a loss!
Yan Lingxi was fighting between heaven and man, and suddenly felt a strange aura, and the two looked at the curtain at the same time.
I saw the hero and heroine in the movie looking at each other affectionately in the small bedroom, getting closer and closer under the action of some mysterious substance, and kissing together.
The atmosphere began to burn.
Originally, the people who watched this movie were all young couples, and then there was such an exciting plot, and sure enough, everyone's expressions were a little unnatural, the red glow spread, and the heartbeat was noisy.
Pink bubbles began to bubble in the movie theater.
However, it was at this time that the mutation took place.
The camera first gave the heroine, the heroine's head was on the hero's shoulders, her cheeks were flushed, and her eyes and lips were moist.
But her face changed suddenly, not a change in her facial features, nor a change in her expression, but it just made the person who watched feel that something was different.
Because the heroine is looking at the camera, staring straight ahead, as if she is not filming at all.
The misty eyes gradually darkened, the white pupils disappeared completely, and the red blood-like lips slowly hooked up, revealing a strange and terrifying smile.
"Ahh
"Ahhh
Screams came and went.
The unsuspecting crowd was taken aback.
"Damn, what is this?"
"Isn't this an urban light comedy? How fucking there is fear of cleaning! β
"I'm scared to death, my hands and feet are numb just now"
The male protagonist didn't find out that the heroine was wrong, and his head was still buried in the heroine's shoulder, and he was invested.
The camera turned sharply and gave the actor a picture.
Everyone gasped in unison.
It turns out that the male protagonist is not the original male protagonist, his eyes have become strange and evil, and he is gnawing on the heroine's shoulders with dense teeth, tearing off pieces of flesh and blood, eating with relish like a beast, and his teeth are stained with blood.
And the heroine's shoulder has been bitten by him to expose a bone.
But the heroine didn't seem to notice it, and she didn't even show a trace of pain.
Expressions can be disguised, but the body's reaction can't deceive people. This is also the terrifying place, the heroine's body is not tense or trembling, it is really like there is no pain.
Everyone looked unwell.
Some people are inherently timid, and some people are obviously not afraid of horror movies, but they still feel uncomfortable.
This is because everything is so realistic.
It's so realistic that it feels like it's not a movie, it's a real scene.
There were already people whispering to their companions that they were leaving, and they didn't look at such words.
Just when a couple walked to the edge of the stage in front of them, everyone suddenly exclaimed, causing the two to look left and right in a panic, "What's wrong?!" β
The closest person stared at the curtain, and both of them followed suit, and their breathing suddenly stopped.
The heroes and heroines in the movie stared at them in unison, but the heroine still had her back to the leader, but her head was twisted one hundred and eighty degrees!
It was as if they could really see the people in the movie theater, staring at the couple maliciously through the curtain, through the camera.
"You can't go." The woman spoke, speaking in a soft, eerie voice.
Laughing while talking, laughing while bleeding from his eyes.
The girl's guts belong to the small kind, and she was so frightened that she almost fainted. The boyfriend took her in his arms, and the girl shivered.
There were suddenly two more people in front of him, a man and a woman, and their appearance was ridiculously high.
Yan Lingxi smiled and said, "It's not good to be scared." β
The heroine rolled her eyes, and her dark eyes stared at Yan Lingxi.
Yan Lingxi's face did not change, and he was still smiling.
Yan Lingxi is a very infectious person, especially the smile, which makes people unconsciously feel when they look at it, isn't it so terrible at all?
"You're not afraid of death?" The heroine asked coldly.
Yan Lingxi smiled and said, "Of course I'm afraid, how can anyone not be afraid of death." What, are you going to kill me? β
Her attitude really has nothing to do with the word "afraid".
Heroine No, it's not right to call the heroine at this time, because she has no resemblance to the heroine at all.
The female ghost said, "You're not afraid that I'll do it to you?" β
"Don't be afraid. Because before you do it," Yan Lingxi gently lifted her eyelids, she smiled, but there was no smile in her eyes, and her voice was deep, "I will kill you first." β
As soon as she finished speaking, a yellow talisman flew out of her fingertips, spontaneously combusting in front of the curtain.
The fire was small, but the female ghosts let out a cry of pain, a black gas swam, and two ghosts fell out of the movie.
The movie finally returned to normal, the hero and heroine walked on the road holding hands, and were almost discovered by a friend, and the heroine pushed the male protagonist and squatted on his ass.
And in reality, because of the struggle, the female ghost sat on the head of the male ghost.
Everyone""
If it weren't for the wrong timing, they would really laugh.
Really, the image was so hilarious that their screams rushed to their throats and were swallowed raw.
The female ghost stood up with an ugly face, and lifted the male ghost again, at this time, her shoulders had recovered as before, and it can be seen that the "explicit" just now was fake.
There are still so many people in this place, Yan Lingxi didn't plan to have anything to do with her, so he stepped forward directly, grabbed one with one hand, and kneaded the two ghosts with violent means.
I touched it in my pocket, but I felt empty, and I didn't bring a small porcelain vase when I went out today.
With a sweep of her eyes, she saw that the girl was holding a drink bottle in her hand, she politely asked for it, and then stuffed two balls of black gas into it.
Then he said to everyone, "Okay, it's settled, everyone can continue to watch the movie." After all, you take the money, you can't waste it. β
Just when everyone was a little hesitant, Yan Lingxi and Mo Xuanhuai sat back in their seats, picked up the Coke on the seat and took a sip, and continued to watch it with relish.
The plot is a bit vulgar, I haven't watched it for a while, but I can still pick it up!
So, inexplicably, everyone sat down again.
No one's money is blown by the wind, and you can't waste these dozens of dollars of movie tickets!
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