"He Jianjun!" I yelled in anger! Almost toppled the table!

"Qingyang! Don't be angry, it's better than anything that you can come back! You're good! Your dad and I are a big deal," my mom said with a smile: "I've been working for several years, why are you still so grumpy, and you can get along with your colleagues in the unit like this?" ”

My mother's words reminded me, yes! Don't be impatient! You can't mess with yourself! As for He Jianjun, I have to think of a perfect way to repair him slowly。。。。。

My relatives and friends all came to see me when I came back, and they all came to ask me if I was going to do a pyramid scheme. My parents have been asking me privately what I am doing. Did you do something illegal or criminal? If you do it, you will quickly surrender yourself, he didn't dare to touch any of the money I sent him, let me hand it over to the state! Hey, Chinese peasants, kind and cowardly, simple and stoic! I was forced to have no choice but to turn on the mode of lying and coming as soon as I opened my mouth.

One day after dinner, I mysteriously pulled my father aside and quietly told him that I had been working in a company under the Ministry of Defense for the past few years, and had been building national defense projects in Africa, which was a state-level secret, and all the employees had signed a confidentiality agreement.

I knew that as long as I got my dad, my mom would be silent. Hearing me say this, my father was completely relieved, but it didn't take long for him to start worrying again, he felt that his son was doing such a big business, and now he violated the national policy and leaked secrets to him, what can he do? Will it be because he has delayed his son's future! I'm speechless!

I've been thinking about He Jianjun for the past few days, and it's really hard for me.

I'm alone now, I don't even have a serious job, I've been missing for 3 years for some reason, and I haven't kept in touch with a few friends and classmates back home. The only thing I had was the ICBC card that the mysterious person gave me, I checked it, and there was a whole 1 million in it.

This He Jianjun is he every year in the village head of the general election, has been doing it for four or five years, listen to my mother, he also bought a house for his two sons in the county seat, and this time the whole village relocation he must have made no less benefits, the quality of the house is uneven, the above people come to accept, he will take people to see those good quality houses, poor quality houses he will give to those honest people in the village who are easy to bully.

The people in the village know it, but as long as they don't hurt their own interests, no one wants to offend the village elder and meddle in this matter. Ay! China's rural ecology hasn't changed much for thousands of years!

And I heard my mother say that He Jianjun's brother-in-law is the mayor of the town, and in the eyes of rural people, he is a real official! It was not for nothing that he was able to walk sideways in the village.

How can you win this dog day?

Sun Tzu's Art of War said: The way of using soldiers, show them with softness, and welcome them with rigidity; Show it to be weak, and multiply it to be strong; He will want to the west, and show it to the east; If there is no trace of ghosts, if there is no invasiveness of water, it is said to be the most godly.

In layman's terms, it is: to deal with a strong enemy, sometimes you have to pretend to be a fool first, let the enemy gradually paralyze, and wait until the real fight, and then show your strength to give him a fatal blow. Sometimes your real goal is to go west, but you have to make the enemy feel that your goal is to go east, so that you can be as inscrutable as a ghost, and leave no trace like water, this is the use of soldiers like a god!

Who said that reading is useless, I think it is very useful! A perfect plan gradually took shape in my head.

The next day, I bought a lot of gifts and went to the house of the village chief, He Jianjun.

He Jianjun was watching TV at home, and he was surprised when he saw that I was coming, but he still greeted him warmly:

"Qingyang! Why are you here? The villagers don't look up and look down, why are you still bringing things? You see you really are! ”

This kind of person can be described by an idiom, honey-bellied sword! It's also very difficult to deal with.

But if you dare to bully my parents, it's no wonder I turned my face and didn't recognize anyone.

"Brother Jianjun, I just came back and had a lot of things, or I would have come to see you yesterday," I put down the gift and said with a smile.

"What do you think you're doing so politely? Have a seat! Gui Zhi, Qing Yang is here, make tea" He Jianjun shouted towards the inner room with his throat pulled.

After a while, He Jianjun's daughter-in-law Cheng Guizhi came out of the house with a cup of tea, this Cheng Guizhi is from a neighboring village, I also saw it when I was a child, and later married He Jianjun, although she is a rural person, she looks white and tender, and it is estimated that she has never done farm work, especially the pair of breasts, which is quite spectacular.

Cheng Guizhi looked at me and said with a smile:

"Qingyang! Drink tea, drink tea, you see that you still bring things, so polite, I will have two cups with your brother Jianjun, and I will go cook."

"Thank you, sister-in-law! No more trouble! I'll talk to Brother Jianjun about something" I accidentally saw her plump breasts, and I was really a little uncontrollable, so I quickly looked away.

When Cheng Guizhi left, He Jianjun asked me, "Qingyang, is there something wrong with you coming?" ”

"Brother Jianjun, I've only been home for a few days, and I see that my house is cracked, if I go to work, my parents and two old people live in such a house at home, I don't feel at ease, I want to push the house to rebuild, and I want to change places, the current place is too partial, inconvenient!"

"Qingyang, this house was originally built by the town's construction team, you see that the other houses in the village are fine, I don't know why your house is cracked" This guy is also a good actor.

I sighed and said, "Hey! It's all my fault! Although it is a unified house in the town, but when the house is built, every household in the village is taken care of, and my parents and two old people are at home, and they don't understand anything. ”

I thought to myself: Do you think I really don't know: if it wasn't for your dog's day to clean my house, deliberately let the construction team make it shoddy, add more yellow sand and use less cement, would my house crack in less than half a year?

But I must now give him the impression that I think the cracking of the house is entirely my own responsibility, because I was not at home when the house was built! And if I want to rebuild the house in a better location now, I have to ask him for help.

But my real purpose is not to rebuild my parents' house in a better place, I just want to find a reasonable reason to get closer to him, only by getting close to him can I understand him, and give him a knife when he is unprepared.

This is called showing softness and weakness, and showing the west and showing the east.

"Qingyang! It's a tough thing to do! You also know that the state now has very strict control over rural homesteads, and it is forbidden to build them indiscriminately."

"Brother Jianjun, I've been studying abroad all these years, and now I'm working in the field, it really doesn't matter what I do at home, I know you have a lot of relationships, don't shirk it, you find someone for me, find a relationship, if you can give me a better place again, I don't want this place now, it's equivalent to replacement, and it doesn't violate the policy!"

"Well! It's really difficult。。。。。 ”

"Brother Jianjun. You hold this" I pulled out an envelope with 20,000 yuan that I had packed in advance.

He Jianjun glanced at the thick envelope, but said, "What are you doing here?" Wouldn't I do what I could do for you? Take it back, what do you think of me! ”

"Brother Jianjun, I know it's not up to you to call the shots in this matter, you have to find someone else! I've already given you trouble for my business, and I can't ask you to break the bank! You take 20,000 yuan, if it's not enough for you to speak, in case it can't be done, I don't blame you, don't return this money to me, my parents will rely on you to take care of it in the village in the future! I'm sure I'll thank you if it does."

"Hey! Qingyang, you see what you said, then I'll give it a try! If not, the money will definitely be returned to you," He Jianjun put away the envelope with a smile on his face.

Since then, I have been running to He Jianjun's house every now and then in the name of building a house, every time it is either smoking or drinking, he is becoming more and more enthusiastic about me, of course, her wife sees that I am not empty-handed every time I go, that is more enthusiastic, looking at Cheng Guizhi's plump breasts and fat buttocks, I secretly thought that if this large mammal can become a trophy for me by the way, it would be quite good!

Ay! I'm really bad! Forget it this time! Be sure to change it next time!

In this way, I used 20,000 yuan to eliminate He Jianjun's vigilance against me, and I got closer to him, and I had a hot fight with this village chief and village tyrant for a while.

About half a month later, He Jianjun called me and said that the matter was almost done, and he would be able to get the approval of the town's homestead in a few days.

In order to express my gratitude, I dragged him to the county seat that day, and invited him to a meal at the best hotel in the county, and to his flattery, I also brought two bottles of Moutai.