Chapter 695: No light, boy pee
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After a suffocating silence, a scream erupted into the air.
"Ahh!!h
The three of them hugged each other again, and instinctively stepped back, but after a few steps back, they leaned against the wall, and there was no way to retreat.
"Ahh!!h
All they can do is yell, try to embolden, try to shout back at each other, try to calm down in this way.
The girl withdrew her mouth, which was so big that it almost split her head in two, smiled with satisfaction at their terrified appearance, and stretched out her tongue and licked the corners of her mouth, like a snake letter, and even heard a "hiss".
She's not going to fucking eat them, is she?!
Thinking that they would be left with no bones left, and no one could find them, the faces of the three of them were simply whiter than ghosts.
"You, you, you, aren't you human? You obviously have a shadow, we have all seen it! Lu Hongcai was incredulous.
"Oh, you said that." The female ghost raised her hand, and a black mist appeared in her palm, "Huh." ”
Lu Hongcai said sadly: "How can you deceive people! It's too immoral! ”
Hu Yuan tugged at his hair: "What kind of morality do you talk to ghosts?" They're not even human! Lu Hongcai, be sober! ”
Lu Hongcai: ""
Quan Yang asked the female ghost tremblingly, "What do you want to do?" What will it take to let us go? ”
The female ghost grinned, "I don't want to let you go." No one has come here for a long time, I'm so bored, I finally have someone to play with me, how can I let you go? ”
The hearts of the three of them were cold.
Lu Hongcai trembled his lips and said, "You let us go, let's burn paper for you, okay?" Burn a lot, a lot, so that you can be a rich man in the underworld! Would you like to burn a few paper figurines and let them play with you? ”
He doesn't know if it's useful, but it's all played like this in movies, so let's give it a try!
The female ghost squinted her eyes, as if her heart was moved: "Really? ”
There's a play!
Lu Hongcai nodded like pounding garlic: "Really, really!" It's more real than gold, it's real than pearls! ”
The female ghost grinned, and her white fingers passed over the three of them one by one: "I don't want it." How can paper people have fun with living people, hehehehe. ”
Lu Hongcai: ""
"Woo woo mom and dad, the child is not filial, and he can't support the elderly, woo woo, I was wrong, I don't want to die, let us go, we have the old and the young!" Hu Yuan sat on the ground and cried with grief.
Lu Hongcai and Quan Yang looked at him, although they didn't know why they were "small", but they were infected and cried uncontrollably.
The three brothers and sisters came from the sorrow, hugged each other and cried.
Quan Yang was stunned by what his name, and saw the backpack Lu Hongcai was carrying at a casual glance: ""
He suddenly remembered something, and slapped Lu Hongcai twice excitedly, almost slapping Lu Hongcai on the spot: "What are you doing?" Are you planning to send me on my way early? ”
"Backpack! Knapsack! Quan Yang was so excited that he didn't know what to do, and could only repeat these two words.
After his reminder, Lu Hongcai and Hu Yuan suddenly remembered that they had come with a "magic weapon"!
"Hahahaha!" The three of them burst into tears and laughed.
The female ghost frowned, was she scared crazy?
Lu Hongcai moved his backpack to his chest and said to the female ghost: "I advise you to hurry up and let us go out, otherwise the consequences are not something you can afford." ”
The female ghost sneered: "It's up to you? Three weak chickens? ”
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Lu Hongcai forcefully unzipped the backpack, snorted twice, took out the peachwood sword, and then manually stretched the sword.
Yes, that's right, it's still a retractable mahogany sword.
Hu Yuan: ""
Quan Yang: ""
Lu Hongcai explained: "You can only buy retractable ones, otherwise you can't pack them on your back." ”
He said "hey" twice, and clumsily pulled a sword flower: "Ha!" ”
The female ghost was unharmed, and she didn't even frown.
"Why aren't you afraid?!" Lu Hongcai was incredulous.
Female ghost: "Because it didn't open the light." ”
Of course, the unlit peachwood sword is also harmful to ghosts, but it can only deal with small and weak ghosts, and it is useless the rest of the time.
A bolt from the blue!
Lu Hongcai took out the other things in his backpack in a panic and threw them in front of the female ghost in the same way.
Female ghost: ""
Don't think I want to treat you like toys and you can throw garlic at me!
"It's useless, this is useless, this is useless, it's still useless!" Lu Hongcai panicked, "What should I do, it seems to be useless!" ”
Hu Yuan and Quan Yang were so desperate that they didn't want to speak.
Tired, destroy.
"There's only one last vial of black dog blood left, and this time it will definitely work!" Lu Hongcai didn't know whether to comfort himself or the two of them.
When the female ghost heard the black dog's blood, she reacted a little big, stared at the bottle in his palm, and immediately wanted to grab it.
Lu Hongcai reacted quickly, pulled out the bottle, and splashed it at the female ghost.
"Ah!!h
The female ghost subconsciously raised her hand to cover it, instinctively screaming, she was ready to hurt half to death, but what she didn't expect was that she didn't feel anything after a while.
She lowered her arms, but she didn't see the black dog blood on her body, the so-called "black dog blood" was all splashed on the ground behind her.
The female ghost glanced at it and laughed mockingly: "Hahaha, I thought it was really black dog blood, what is this, chicken blood?" Or pig blood? Hahaha! ”
Three: ""
Even the black dog blood is fake.
Lu Hongcai said angrily: "I must give the store a bad review!" Bad review! ”
Quan Yang said tiredly: "Let's talk about it if we can get out alive." ”
He and Hu Yuan hugged their heads and cried: "Woo woo, woo woo"
Lu Hongcai was actually a little guilty, because he proposed to come here, but he didn't expect that there were really ghosts!
He pursed his lips and suddenly thought of something: "I remembered!" ”
"What?" Quan Yang choked up and asked, "Last words?" ”
"It's not! It's that I also saw that the ghost is afraid of the child's urine! Lu Hongcai said loudly.
Quan Yang and Hu Yuan blinked in a daze.
Lu Hong just started to untie his pants, he happened to have it, and he was almost scared to pee just now!
Lu Hongcai moved too fast, Quan Yang and Hu Yuan didn't react, and the female ghost was a girl after all, and when she saw his behavior, her first reaction was to turn around.
reacted and immediately turned around and wanted to do it, but it was too late.
"Whoa-la-"
"Ahhhhh!!hh The female ghost screamed in pain, her whole body curled up together, and she was so hard that the green tendons on the back of her hands and neck tendons burst out, her facial features were hideous, and she roared constantly.
Lu Hongcai immediately pulled them downstairs.
But they couldn't open the door!
Lu Hongcai was in a hurry, and when he saw Quan Yang and Hu Yuan looking at him, he pretended to be relaxed and said, "Just say that I have a way, right?" How is it, don't you admire me very much? ”
"Didn't you say you're not a virgin? Why is there still child urine? ”
Lu Hongcai: ""
Depend on! The cowhide is punctured!
(End of chapter)
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