Chapter 1, Salted Fish Out of the Customs
"S City News reported that today in a famous mountain village, Yunwu Mountain suddenly had a small probability of landslide, how to hand over the specific situation to professional reporters"
At this time, in the imperial capital, in the bedroom of the manor, the man sitting in front of the sofa calmly turned off the TV in front of him, and his beautiful face faded with an imperceptible smile on his face, as if he had thought of something, silently opened a group of WeChat on his mobile phone, and the group was quiet, and he faintly sent a heavy message in the group: "Everyone, the master is out of the mountain, you look at it yourself, I am one step ahead." ”
The calm group suddenly exploded,
Heavenly Master Gate Taishang Patriarch Taiyi Patriarch: | ू•ૅω•́)ᵎᵎᵎ
Your Excellency is out of the mountain, Xiao Mingjue, you kid, the news is okay
Tao Ran, the first chef god of country Z: Senior brother, Shizun is out of the mountain, it's great, I want to prepare all the dishes that Shizun likes to eat✧٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧
Su Yao, a famous musician in country Z: Really? I'm going to return the trip now, I really want to be a teacher, (இдஇ; )
As one of the few female disciples of Shizun, Su Yao said that she missed the days in front of Shizun very much.
Jiang Ning, the famous international diva: Shizun is out of the mountain, just like Su Su's sister, I want to be a master ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )嘤嘤嘤~, in the past, Shizun would always save money to buy beautiful clothes for us, and now I want to buy all the beautiful clothes and good-looking little skirts back and give them to Shizun ૧(● ́৺'●)૭૧(● ́৺'●)૭
Fu Heng, the richest man in the world: Welcome the master out of the mountain
Top 10 families
Li Xuan, the head of the Fu family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Zhao Lei, head of the Zhao family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Tao Ranxi, the head of the Tao family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Sun Ce, the head of the Sun family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Wang Mingjun, the head of the Wang family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Su Hongzhang, the head of the Su family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Qi Yunxiao, the head of the Qi family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Jiang Chenxi, head of the Jiang family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
He Yan, the head of the He family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
Chen Xiao, head of the Chen family: Welcome the ancestor out of the mountain
There are still some people in the group who are inquiring about Li Jiaojiao's whereabouts of going down the mountain, and Xiao Mingjue has already arrived at the foot of Yunwu Mountain where Li Jiaojiao lives.
Let's turn our perspective to Li Jiaojiao.
Yunwu Mountain, 21st Century, 23 years--
Li Jiaojiao is still the same as usual, waking up in the morning, wearing a plush quilt, stretching her waist like a cat, a fluffy little ball suddenly bulged out on the soft bed, and the spirit beast Bai Jue next to her calmly looked at the scene, urging Li Jiaojiao not to be lazy in bed,
Li Jiaojiao replied lazily: "No, I won't get up, this unlucky day, whoever wants to get up, cat and cat, I'm going to sleep on this bed today, hum (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻"
Bai Jue: "But today is the morning gathering, and all the elves, beasts and demons in the entire mountain are waiting for you at Grandpa Wutong's side, my good girl." ”
Bai Jue said that such a master in this life is really a big talk.
Li Jiaojiao thought about it, but got up, and after cleaning up, she took her favorite blanket and sat on the walking tools given by the thirteen apprentices.
When I arrived at Grandpa Wutong's side, as usual, the surrounding spirits, chattering, knew that after the squirrel spirit in front of him saw Li Jiaojiao, he shouted: "Zun is up, Zun is up."
There was a sparrow spirit on the branch who muttered inadvertently: "Your Excellency is lazy and sleeping again"
This sentence frightened the kingfisher spirit next to him and hurriedly covered the sparrow spirit's mouth,
And Li Jiaojiao said that she was tired of saying the word embarrassment.
(; a_a)
In fact, this morning gathering, Li Jiaojiao can go or not, but today is different, in a few months, it will be the day when Li Jiaojiao will be immortal, and Grandpa Wutong has been immortalized by Li Jiaojiao thousands of years ago.
But there is a bug in this plug-in.,After sealing the immortals, there is no immortal power.,And this immortal power lasts only a hundred years.,If you want to keep this immortal power forever.,There are only two ways.,
One is self-cultivation of immortal bones, and the other is the belief and merit of the people.
There are many people who have been named immortals by Li Jiaojiao, but few of the above two have completed one of them, and Grandpa Wutong chose the latter.
At that time, Li Jiaojiao chose to stay in the early clouds and mist mountains, when Grandpa Wutong was already a tree demon for nearly 10,000 years, but it was pure and kind in nature, and it was lit by a master after it was transformed.
But at the beginning of the Cloud Mountain, the evil spirits were angry, and it was really rare for Grandpa Wutong to keep his nature unchanged here, so he sealed Grandpa Wutong as an immortal and gave him the name of immortality.
Then he cleaned up the dirt of the whole mountain range,
Of course, there are those who are not convinced, Li Jiaojiao chooses to convince people with virtue and convince people with "virtue", those who are not convinced are either "exceeded" by Li Jiaojiao, or they are sent to the place where they should go.
In short, none of them are superfluous, and those who surrendered, those who had evil qi on their bodies were purified by Li Jiaojiao, Li Jiaojiao said that she was too lazy, so she simply made a purification dew, and the cloudy mountain full of evil aura in an instant became a beautiful cloudy mountain.
The water is clear, the mountains are green, and there are countless rare spirit grasses, Li Jiaojiao showed a very satisfied smile,
This manna came down and benefited the surrounding people under the mountain, and then after a long time, various dynasties were formed under the mountain, and finally a person who was rescued by Li Jiaojiao casually, and later that person established a dynasty,
Known as the ancestor of the Zhenwu Emperor in history, the country name: Xuan Ming,
Yunwu Mountain was named a holy mountain by the emperor, built a cloud and mist view on the top of the mountain, the number of people who came to worship was countless, just when the cloud and mist view was established, it was in the original body of Wutong Grandpa, for a long time, the immortal merit golden lotus was complete, and he flew directly into a god, so he became the patron saint of the entire mountain range,
As for Bai Jue beside Li Jiaojiao, he is the descendant of the divine beast White Tiger and the nine-tailed spirit cat, and was later rescued by Li Jiaojiao because of the pursuit, plus he has the blood of the divine beast White Tiger, thousands of years ago, he was named an immortal by Li Jiaojiao, and he relied on his own efforts to cultivate a fairy bone, and finally was directly named a martial god, title: Wuyang.
Today's morning gathering will be more lively than usual, because the talented people in each group are here, from literature to martial arts, one by one, the best way is to fight directly in the ring, once every ten years, and repeatedly.
Li Jiaojiao looked at this year's ring, and couldn't help but calculate a hexagram in her heart, it doesn't matter if this calculation is light, is it light? Is it heavy? But it was true, it scared Li Jiaojiao,
So he silently said to the grandfather Wutong next to him: "Changsheng, say to this year's contestants, the final winner and the top three, the first can be regarded by me as an immortal, the rest can also follow me down the mountain to practice, let them learn the rules of human beings in advance, Changsheng, this time I go down the mountain to practice, Bai Jue will also follow, you guard Yunwu Mountain for me, if you have something to say, a few years ago, my apprentices on the mountain through the circuit signal, take care of yourself and everyone, by the way, help me clean up the mountain ceremony, Otherwise, it's not good to go empty-handed......"
Changsheng said: "Knowing the Venerable, after going down the mountain, the Venerable must not believe the words of others casually,
Although there are a lot of good people in human beings outside, they can't stand it, and there are also a lot of bad people.
If someone else gives you delicious food, you must not take it, it may be abducted and sold under the mountain.
By the way, the recent new scam must be seen clearly, the grandmother said that she wanted to eat a certain noodle restaurant, don't go with it,
Yamashita said that the salary is high, go with you, don't go, what if you are abducted to such and such a country, which is said to be a great sin, what if you are abducted to where to do absenteeism? What if they want to put your waist on the waist? What if I think you're good-looking and send you to a dirty place ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू ).
I heard that there are a lot of dirty things in that place, and the resentment is monstrous, don't believe those words, besides, you have a lot of apprentices under the mountain, and the ten major families are not vegetarians, if they have the heart of rebellion against the Venerable, the Venerable said to Changsheng, which mortals are not worthy of dirty Zun's hands,
Mortals are very fragile, and now that the spiritual power is exhausted, there are few cultivators in the mortal world.
Don't pick up things on the ground to eat, the cats and dogs picked up on the side of the road must wash their hands after touching, now outside the special period, there is a thing called a mask in the mortal world, you must bring it, by the way, but also carry some pills, you have some, including the detoxification treatment of internal and external injuries, etc., and some beauty and beauty, the beast pill, etc., the beast pill is a special favorite animal, cats, rabbits, little hamsters, dogs, little foxes and the like, and they are the best of the best, The appearance of the Beast Pill is excellent, like the recently popular Puppet, Persian, Bantam, Cat, Sneat, Samoyed's Xiugou Wow, Angela's Long Hair, Lop Ear Rabbit, you also have the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan's bloodline Beast Pill, the images of the transformed animal form are all excellent, everything is according to the Honor's preference,"
Then he turned to Bai Jue and said: "Although you are an ancient god, but your heart is as simple as a child, you should be careful when you go out, you must pay attention to safety after going down the mountain, take care of your honor, you are too, pay attention to safety, you also know the laws and regulations of the mortal world, you have settled on the mountain for a long time, there has been no world for a long time, you have news of your apprentices, it is best to let them come and pick up the mountain......"
Without waiting for Changsheng to finish speaking, Bai Jue said impatiently: "I know, old man, you said that you are so nagging all day long, you are not tired, I can give birth to calluses in my ears when I listen to it,"
Li Jiaojiao looked at these two living treasures and felt very indescribable.