Chapter 3, Salted Fish is Robbed

After a night of trimming, Li Jiaojiao took a group of juniors down the mountain, obviously, the changes under the mountain are great, but the pocket is cleaner than the face, because Li Jiaojiao found that she has no cash, the communication tools in the mountain are only landlines and they were installed by the state when the Taoist temple was electrified a few years ago.

Usually he stays in the mountains, and occasionally when the juniors go down the mountain to buy, let them bring him a few novels and painting books in the city.

Li Jiaojiao was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly remembered that there was a pile of gold in her space, and she was idle and bored back then, so she wanted to collect gold to play, because Li Jiajia suddenly found that the gold was really good-looking, so she walked into a small gold shop and asked the clerk inside: "Do you collect gold here?" How much is a gram? ”

The clerk inside was a three- or four-year-old aunt, who looked at Li Jiaojiao's simple dress with her eyes, and said with a sour face: "Yo, little girl, just your dress, and gold, look at your poor and sour appearance......"

Before the aunt finished speaking, Li Jiaojiao silently took out a ten-gram piece of gold from her pocket, and then calmly looked at the bitter aunt in front of her and said, "Ten grams of gold, can you open a store here to do business?" If you don't want to, I can go to another store, and there is no need to spend it all the time in your little gold store. ”

At this time, the bitter aunt, looking at the gold in Li Jiaojiao's hand, her eyes were straight, and Li Jiaqiao looked at the aunt's face, and looked carefully, she was not a good person, typical vitriol, patriarchal, and there were two baby girl souls on her body, a trace of red thread was firmly bound to her children's palace, this woman did not hesitate to kill her two daughters in order to have a boy, Li Jiaojiao said that she wanted to vomit after staying with this kind of person for a second longer, but after walking for a long time, they had no choice but to endure it.

Suddenly a man came out of the back room, obviously the owner of this gold shop, looking at Li Jiaojiao's dress, and the ten grams of gold that he suddenly took out, he felt that Li Jiaojiao was a child, easy to deceive, and he didn't even weigh the gold, so he took out 20 yuan from his pocket and said: "The gold market is not good this year, your gold is worth this money, this 20 yuan, do you like it?" Anyway, the gold belongs to me, and you can do it yourself. ”

Li Jiaojiao said that she seemed to have been greatly insulted, and she admitted that she herself sometimes looked like a young child.

But at least he is an old monster who has lived for many years, although he doesn't go down the mountain much,

But the juniors will always bring some newspapers in various fields to her to read, so she generally knows about things on the mountain and down the mountain.

On the market of this gold, it was obvious that he was fooled as a child, so Li Jiaojiao wanted to get the gold back, but the boss was a black businessman, and suddenly the door was locked, obviously, this was to slaughter her as a sheep, and then the boss at this time said viciously to Li Jiaojiao: "Xiao Nizi, hurry up and call your family, bring 500,000 cash, don't call the police, otherwise I will kill you with a knife." ”

As soon as the words fell, the door was suddenly kicked open, and an elegant, low and very magnetic voice came: "No need, I am, as for 500,000, you don't have to think about it, there is no need to say the rest of the words, the police are coming, you go and talk to the police!" ”

Li Jiaojiao looked back and said in her heart: Ah, isn't this my eldest apprentice Xiao Mingjue? I didn't inform him that I went down the mountain, this kid was good-looking when he was young, but he didn't expect to see each other for so long after going down the mountain, there was less of a hint of youthful taste, and a little more domineering and mature feeling, and after Li Jiaojiao reacted, the rope of the party in his hand had been untied by Xiao Mingjue, holding Li Jiaojiao's fleshy little face and asking: "Master, why don't you say to the apprentice when you go down the mountain?" It's so bad that I'm worried about you. ”

At this time, Xiao Mingjue's eyes were full of pampering, and then he said coquettishly: "If the master is short of money, give the apprentice a message to inform him, the apprentice has earned a lot of money after going down the mountain, and the apprentice will not spend it, leave it to the master, and the master will go back with me now." ”

Li Jiaojiao looked at her apprentice, and couldn't help but get excited, his apprentice is very good, rich and beautiful, IQ online, it's not too good,

Li Jiaojiao sat in the car, and took out a superb magic weapon jade wrench in the storage space, which was a storage space, and the good things in it filled Li Jiaojiao to the brim.

After letting Xiao Mingjue recognize the master, he thought about calculating a hexagram for his apprentice to see which little girl would be so lucky in the future?

After the calculation, Li Jiaojiao's face became a little heavier, and the hexagram showed that it was an old monster similar to her, and she wanted to know more about it, but the hexagram was very vague, and she couldn't figure it out.

As for the three juniors who followed Li Jiaojiao down the mountain to practice, as early as when they stepped into the city, Li Jiaojiao gave them some travel expenses and let them seek their own opportunities.

Soon, Li followed his eldest apprentice Xiao Mingjue back to the Xiao family's old house, the old man of the Xiao family was excited to learn that Li Jiaojiao was coming, and hurriedly asked the old housekeeper to pack up and prepare: "Everything is the best, there must be no mistakes, call out those little rabbit cubs, you help the little rabbit cubs say that I am old and confused, and I am not ashamed to say that I have lived for so long, I am afraid that I have already returned to the West, we are living immortals, if it is not for the Zun, how can there be today's Xiao family, if there is no Zun, now the Xiao family may be digging wild vegetables, Later, I'll show off to the old guys in the group, and now I live in our Xiao family, and I'm angry with those old guys, hum✧*. Ω©(ΛŠΟ‰Λ‹*)و✧*q

Old Man Xiao also did what he said, and immediately stabbed this matter directly into the group, made those old guys angry, and randomly called his right-hand men and grandchildren, and told them, no matter what? must take the ancestor back, if he is picked up by the gang of other families, even if he robs it, he has to snatch it back, as far as their gang of places is in tatters, it is not as good as his own family, at least every old family owner thinks so, so a battle centered on Li Jiaojiao began.

Let's go back to Li Jiaojiao's perspective---

Li Xiaoxiao said, is there such a bumpy road down the mountain?

Here's the thing, the second he just came down the mountain, he was picked up by his eldest apprentice Xiao Mingjue, but the car suddenly broke down in the picture halfway through.

At this time, her second apprentice He Miaomiao came, and the little girl's voice was soft to please Li Jiaojiao, just like that, Li Jiaojiao was successfully coaxed by her second apprentice to go to the second apprentice's house.

On the way, Li Jiaojiao took out a pair of jade bracelets from the space, which was also a superb space magic weapon, which was also stuffed by Li Jiaojiao, and let his second apprentice recognize the master, He Miaomiao couldn't put it down happily, took several photos and sent them to the circle of friends, and directly showed off: "Look at the jade bracelet that the master gave me, the master is the ✧٩(ΛŠΟ‰Λ‹*)و✧"

However, on the way to the second apprentice's house, suddenly, there was a car accident in front, and the two were going to go out for a walk, and by the way to see the excitement, but when they came back, they found that the car had been stolen, and all Li Jiaojiao's things were in her space, nothing serious,

At this time, her third apprentice Zhao Jinhan appeared, the same routine, the same technique, and even coaxed and deceived Li Jiaojiao to successfully abduct her, sitting on the Rolls-Royce of the third apprentice Zhao Jinhan, Li Jiaojiao calmly took out a jade pendant from the space, which was also a god-level space magic weapon, and it was also a god-level space magic weapon, which was also stuffed by Li Jiaojiao, and then the third circle of friends directly began to show off, he not only showed off in the circle of friends, but also went to the group to show off, and then within a few seconds, the old man of the Zhao family called him, From the voice of the mobile phone, it can be heard that Zhao Jinhan is going to finish the three apprentices today.

When I got to the highway, I suddenly didn't know what was going on, a large flock of sheep came, and successfully blocked the way back, I was going to pass in a while, but the sheep seemed to be scattered for a long time, I was going to take a detour, but I found that I had been surrounded by sheep, suddenly, the sound of a helicopter in the sky crossed, Li Jiaojiao looked up, it was his four apprentices Wang Zhao, and it was the same trick, the same routine, successfully abducted Li Jiaojiao, before leaving, did not forget to mock his third senior brother and said: "Third senior brother, You can't do that either! So saying, he walked away.

At this time, the third child silently scolded in his heart: Shift

(β–ΌDishβ–Ό#)

It's going to be over tonight (β•₯Ο‰β•₯')

Sitting on the fourth child's helicopter, Li Jiaojiao found that the fourth child had made a table of hearty food on the helicopter, and it was Li Jiaojiao's favorite food, although she had already become a god, but Li Jiaojiao had no intention of doing Bigu at the beginning, and then began to show off, after eating, she took out the gift carefully prepared for the fourth child from the storage space, which was a safety buckle, and it was also a top-level space magic weapon, which was also stuffed by Li Jiaojiao.

Then Li Jiaojiao found that his apprentices were surprisingly unanimous, and they all posted a circle of friends.

Just sat in the fourth helicopter less than two pillars of incense, the helicopter broke down, Li Jiaojiao calmly caught the entire helicopter with spiritual power, and dropped it to a plain, the fourth apprentice Wang Zhao got off the plane to check, and saw that someone had done it, just when the helicopter was being repaired,

Li Jiajia's fifth apprentice Jiang Ning and sixth apprentice Jiang Huailai, the two of them are dragon and phoenix twins, just like that, the same routine, Li Jiaojiao was successfully abducted by the Jiang family sisters and brothers, and then, he didn't forget to say mockingly: "Fourth senior brother, your plane has broken down, how many days will it take to finish?" Shizun, his old man is not in good health, aren't you talking in vain? ”

After speaking, he didn't give the fourth child a chance to output, and just slipped away.

In the luxury RV, Jiang Ning and Jiang Huai were coquettish in front of Li Jiaojiao, Li Jiaojiao was coaxed to be happy, and finally didn't talk like the first few stuffy gourds, let's talk to them about a bunch of things on the mountain, and then calmly took out from the storage space, a pearl buckle necklace, and a pair of white marble buckles, which were also filled with space by Li Jiaojiao, and let them recognize the master, Li Jiaojiao said that since he is a master, he wants a bowl of water to be level.

Then the two sisters and brothers instantly posted a circle of friends, and then without an accident, his group of apprentices instantly pinched each other on the Internet,

Looking at this group of living treasures, Li Jiaojiao, I feel that it is more worry-free to be his eldest apprentice.

Seeing that he was about to enter the toll booth, suddenly, Jiang Ning's fanatical fans rushed out, and this battle frightened Li Jiaojiao and raised her eyebrows.

Later, it took a long time to drive the gang away, but when I was driving, I found that the wheels of the car had been unloaded, and there was no repair station in front of them.

Then at this time, his eldest apprentice Xiao Mingjue appeared again, and Li Jiaojiao said, should the above steps be repeated again?

She said that she was going to be numb, and she just wanted to find an apprentice's family to support her in peace and stability, so that there would be no such twists and turns!

At this moment, Xiao Mingjue showed his killer feature, and he said to Li Jiaojiao: "Master, there is a large garden in the old house of the apprentice's family, and there are a lot of cute kittens, puppies, and most importantly, there are many, many beautiful young ladies, who will also uproot the willows with their bare hands. ”

When Li Jiaojiao heard this, her interest came instantly, Xiao Mingjue saw that there was a play, and continued to coax and said: "Then Master, now get in the car and go back with me to have a look?" ”

Li Jiaojiao: "No need! It's a lot of trouble to ride in the car, and the teacher will perform a stunt for you, called hand-tearing time and space"

In this way, Li Jiaojiao's aura gathered in her hands, and she read the mantra and tore it with her bare hands.

In this way, a big hole suddenly cracked in front of him, and the opposite side of the mouth happened to be the old house of the Xiao family, and it happened to be large enough for the car to enter.

But he looked back at his five apprentices and six apprentices with reluctant eyes, looking at the miserable things that his luxury RV had fallen into because the wheels were unloaded,

soft-hearted: "You guys come along!" The two little foolish apprentices replied again and again: "Okay, Master"

Then Li Jiaojiao calmly wrapped the luxury RV with spiritual power and threw it to the Xiao family on the opposite side that appeared from the crack in time and space.

Then he said to Xiao Mingjue: "Good boy! After helping your brothers and sisters fix their cars for a while, send them home, now the world is not safe, those fans are so crazy that they dare to steal the wheels. ”