Chapter 24, Salted Fish Live Lecture
At that time, Lu Bing was still a high-spirited teenager, and he had the urge to try everything unknown, until after the death of that person, he began to drink and stayed up all night with irregular schedules, which became the most hated by him and her......
And Li Jiaojiao said: "I have a way to resurrect that girl, but I need your help, and this soul resurrection array needs people close to her to control and use it, I can only do auxiliary roles, these can only rely on yourself."
You have been in contact with everything you should have done with her, and you have done everything you need to do, and this resurrection of the soul requires intimate people and personal belongings before the deceased.
And the formation of the Soul Resurrection Array, when you at least get the Mahayana more or less,
But don't worry, with me, no matter how dull your talent is, ten years is enough,
That girl's soul is abnormal, the underworld doesn't accept her, there is no way, she can only hide in your peach wood sword now, you should be glad that you bought yin mahogany,
Although this thing is beneficial to ghosts, but it is not a real long-term solution, this soul lamp is held, you can rest assured, ten percent brand new, well, that old man he sold you 60, I don't have much, this one will sell you 30, if the effect is not good, it will be returned. ”
And at this moment, Li Jiaojiao is holding a small lotus-like lamp in her hand, surrounded by pale golden light.
To sum up: good-looking.
Lu Bing: "I'll rub it, are you sure you didn't lie to me?" Is this really good? ”
Li Jiaojiao: "Do you want to see user evaluations?" ”
Then Li Jiaojiao put out the situation of the soul nourishing lamp used by the big green bird and his daughter-in-law Rou'er with a projection stone.
Netizen: "I guess the petite fairy will definitely not have anything good, and ah, is this link on the little yellow car?" It looks good, can you keep it and go back as an ornament? ”
"Probably not, after all, this is a special thing, I didn't see it, it's said that it can collect A Piao,"
"But that golden lamp really looks good."
"It's useless to look good, we won't need it then!"
"Wait a minute, how much does the petite fairy say that lamp? 30w, it's not worth 30w if you sell me! ”
"This is what mortals like us don't understand about metaphysics."
At this moment, Li Jiaojiao's mobile phone in her left hand was lit with the payment code, and her right hand was holding the soul-nourishing lamp, Lu Bing did not hesitate to pay directly, and 300,000 yuan was in the WeChat account with a ding.
Li Jiaojiao didn't say a word, she directly handled this matter properly, and then took out the introductory heart method of entering the Dao Pill and cultivating immortals and handed it to Lu Bing.
Then he set up a Heavenly Spirit Lantern Opening Array in his house, as the name suggests, no matter how stupid a person is, in this formation, you can learn anything quickly.
"Petite fairy, what are you doing?"
"I am a person in the metaphysics industry, with my drawing formation, so many years of experience, the petite fairy should be in the formation, this formation I seem to have seen in our professional school, and that formation seems to have been laid by a great power on his deathbed decades ago, I didn't expect to see the big guy here for the first time, and it is a lost formation, excited!"
"The Taoist friend upstairs, since watching this big guy's live broadcast, he has really benefited a lot, but unfortunately, it's because I don't have enough talent, big guy, look at us, give us some mention!"
"Hello to this Taoist friend whose ID is called Petite Fairy, I am the dean of Sixiang Academy, since I saw your live broadcast, I have benefited a lot, if you don't dislike it, on behalf of Sixiang College in Y City, I sincerely invite you to be our teaching professor, conditional Daoyou, you can open it casually."
"Hello petite fairy Taoist, I am the dean of H City Taidou College, don't listen to the old man upstairs, his school teacher is tired like a dog day by day, seven days a week, those teachers can take 14 classes a day, and a better one has to take seven or eight classes a day, Daoyou, you have to be tired to death when you go there, and their salary over there is 6800, and a class of 50 is all up to the sky, and the conditions on our side are different, a big guy like you, we only have one class a week, And we are willing to give you 100,000 yuan for the basic salary, as long as you take a class, our hospital will pay a high price of 500,000 yuan, if you are not satisfied, we can continue to discuss. ”
"It's not Taidou, you're too much, this Taoist friend, what he said is absolutely nothing, there is no such thing at all, our usual lecturer's basic salary is 2w, and there is a welfare subsidy every holiday, a class is charged per capita, at least 300 per head, this Taoist friend, but as long as you come to our four elephants to teach, he Taidou basic salary out of 100,000, we four out of 200,000, Taoist friends only need to come to our school every half a month and two weeks to teach a class, our school teaching method is calculated in heads and minutes, One head, we are willing to open a price of 50,000 yuan, and we only hope that Taoist friends are willing to teach in our school, and the time starts at 100,000 yuan a minute. ”
"Daoyou, Daoyou, we are willing to give twice as much, as long as you are willing to come, we have benefits on holidays."
"Fellow Daoist, fellow Daoist, we are four times more than four elephants"
"Fellow Daoists, don't listen to the nonsense of the four elephants, our Taidou is five times as strong as the original."
“……”
"I'll go, family, what kind of scene did we see? I just went to search, and those two schools are all talents, how can I compare, I seem to be a waste, woo woo. ”
"Don't panic upstairs, I can see through the words, you are actually quite good, you have many advantages, such as from your words, I can see your clear and simple ignorance and stupidity."
"The upstairs is not intimidating, it's obviously cute and a little ridiculous."
"Woo woo, you bully people, what's the matter, you have the ability to show your real strength, woo woo"
"The sisters upstairs, those two, one is a double master, the other is a doctor of medical law, one of them has six companies under his command, the doctor of medical law, the family is a tycoon in the financial industry, and the family belongs to the third in the family, there are two older brothers who can inherit the family business, and there is a younger sister below, which is used for petting. We can't compare, let's retreat and endure it, it will pass in a while, the Internet is so big, they can't follow the network cable ID to find us and beat us up. ”
"Uh...... Shift”
“666”
“6”
"Eventually, my ignorant brain limited my imagination."
"Family, today is an eye-opener for the knife to pull the butt."
"Those two gods upstairs really showed me off."
"What just happened? I only saw two national treasure-level bigwigs inviting petite fairies to teach at their school, and now the worldly feelings can no longer involve me, and metaphysics is my favorite. ”
"There were two bigwigs from the mortal realm upstairs just now, of course, they can't be compared with a big guy of the level of a petite fairy, didn't you listen to him? One is a double master's degree and has six companies under his name, and the other is a doctor of medical law, the third son of a financial tycoon, which is amazing. ”
"What can I say? I can only say six words. ”
At this time, Li Jiaojiao had already finished the formation, and after explaining Lu Bing's operation matters, she returned to her room in a flash.
And at this moment, his good apprentice has already helped him prepare the bath water, Li Jiaojiao calmly glanced at the comment area of the live broadcast room, but after not looking at it for a while, the building was built so high, but he saw the most important thing, which was the olive branch thrown by the two schools of Sixiang and Taidou, Li Jiaojiao instantly felt a lot of pressure, the conditions they offered were very attractive, and her mortgage pressure was also very high, Li Jiaojiao looked at the live broadcast, and her brain suddenly popped up a method.
Li Jiaojiao: "Two deans, I have a method, every day at five o'clock in the afternoon, I will spare four hours, and you will gather all the teachers and students of the school to watch my live broadcast room. ”
"Well, I suddenly remembered a line from a character in a certain game, and the eldest lady arrived, and they all dodged."
"Upstairs, how did you make the voice? I'm obviously typing. ”
"Well, the upstairs must be Sun Shangxiang who has played too much, and he must be a good shooter."
"Eh, the building is crooked, the building is crooked, I have to say oh, this is really a bit of a middle school feeling, but this feeling is very brainwashing."
"My metaphysical disciple suddenly found that there is another course, and I am very much looking forward to what kind of wonderful course this big guy is teaching?"
"To bear the pain from extracurricular pressure, you don't think that our metaphysical disciples don't learn anything except for some normal paintings, we also have to follow the cultural class, and if it is worse, we will be taken back by our respective masters and punished."
"Then this fellow Daoist, do you mean to teach the teachers and students of our Sixiang and Taidou schools at the same time? Fellow Daoist, this is not in accordance with the rules. ”
Li Jiaojiao: "Fellow Daoist, it's not right for you to say that, they are the same metaphysics and sects in the world, but the sects are different.
Besides, if I choose only one of your schools to teach, it will also have some unfair impact on the students of the other school.
It's better to take online classes, simple and direct, I try to spare four hours a day, considering that each student's family conditions are different.
One person only needs to pay 3,000 tuition fees this semester, and if there is no effect in the last four months of the competition between the two schools, these wallets will be refunded.
In addition, it will also give the best exorcism charms, amulets, tranquilizers, five thunder charms, and so on.
As well as the best elixirs of the first to tenth grades, 100,000 pills before the eighth level, 50,000 pills after the eighth grade, and 100 top-grade spirit stones from both schools will be given in foreign exchange. 100,000 non-high-grade spirit stones, 1 million medium-grade spirit stones, and 10 million low-grade spirit stones.
There are also some formations and spiritual weapons and treasures, etc., of course, if the students I teach have an effect, these will be equally distributed to all students as a reward, just in this four-hour teaching of the whole school teachers and students can participate, the opportunity is not to be missed, first come, first served, what is the opinion of the two deans? ”
And at this moment, Sixiang and Taidou, the two deans quarreled from the beginning, and then heard Li Jiaojiao's conditions, the two of them seemed to realize one thing, that is, Li Jiaojiao's resources are not bad at all, what she is short of is money, this big man, she lacks nothing except for the lack of RMB.
Which big guy have you seen? You can take out so many resources at your fingertips, which is a Taoist friend, this is obviously a big guy, this thigh has to be hugged tightly.
In an instant, the live barrage area was quiet for three seconds.
Then the first to blow up were netizens: "Oh my God, although I'm a mortal, I don't know what she's talking about, but why are the people around me who claim to be metaphysical disciples so surprised?" ”
followed by the metaphysical disciples: "Don't panic, family, let's just meet the big guy, as long as you hold the big guy's thigh, anything can be solved." ”
"Yes, yes, don't panic, we just met the big guy, it's imperative to hold the big guy's thigh first."
"It's five o'clock in the morning! Ladies and gentlemen, are you okay? ”
"Very good, but you guys who go to bed early miss a lot of important scenes."
"Yesterday I slept at nine o'clock in the evening, and when I woke up, I found that the petite fairy's barrage area had exploded, and I always felt as if I had missed 100 million."
"Isn't the petite fairy going to sleep? Don't petite fairies need to eat? Could it be that the petite fairy is really a fairy as he said? But the gang upstairs kept swiping the screen, saying that the petite fairy is the big guy, what the hell did I miss, I just slept at about 10 o'clock at night. ”
“……”
At this moment, Li Jiaojiao has already connected with the two deans, and soon, the matter was settled, according to Li Jiaojiao's plan, after five o'clock, four hours, dedicated to the students of the two schools, teaching, when the time comes, the final competition of the two schools, so as to check the progress of the students of the two schools.
Li Jiaojiao looked at the length of her live broadcast, as well as those reward gifts, which are still the same, turned off the reward function, brought them up, donated them in front of netizens, and took out that little bit, which were her own living expenses and mortgage.
There will always be some netizens who owe money and quipped: "Ah, the petite fairy is here to pay the mortgage again." ”
Subsequently, Li Jiaojiao said: "I will send my subordinates to send some of the things I want to teach to the two schools and the hands of the students. I'll rest for a while, and I'll see you at five o'clock tonight. ”
Saying that, Li Jiaojiao turned off the live broadcast without hesitation.
At this moment, the water in Li Jiaojiao's big bathtub is still so warm, and Li Jiaojiao's favorite incense is lit around.
These days, I have to say that after Xiao Mingjue came, Li Jiaojiao's whole life quality of life has been improved, usually when there are only her and Bai Jue in this room, it is either Bigu Dan, or boiling everything, no way, she can't cook, except for boiling things, she really can't do it, others, Li Jiaojiao has also tried to learn to cook, but as a result, it is not so ruthless.
At first, the kitchen was blown up, and then the house was accidentally ordered, Li Jiaojiao began to think that cooking is more difficult than alchemy?
It turned out that not only difficult, but also particularly expensive house.
Later, Li Jiaojiao said that boiling is still possible, that is, after the pot is cleaned, pour some water, and then put the firewood in it, or if it is an electric pot, plug in the electricity until the water bubbles, and then cook the food you want to eat.
Li Jiaojiao used to do this in the mountains, because every year or two, Li Jiaojiao had to guard the mountains tightly, and there could not be a trace of negligence in a single speck of dust.
Later, when she survived to modern times, she finally sold ready-made hot pot bases, so every time she asked someone from the mountains and forests to bring him something she liked to eat when she went down the mountain, including hot pot bases.
When Li Jiajia thought of this, the crystal saliva at the corner of her mouth flowed out, so she did what she said and walked into the kitchen, but soon, she was stopped by Song Ci, after all, he had seen Li Jiaojiao bombing the kitchen with his own eyes in his lifetime.
The fire burned for three days and three nights, and since then, no grass has grown in the place where Li Jiaojiao had been burned.
And that place was his kitchen.
It's a handful of bitter tears when you think about it.
Song Ci: "Dude, don't think about it if you have nothing to do, go into the kitchen, what do you want to eat, wait for your apprentice to come back, let your apprentice do it, your apprentice has some things, go out to run errands, he said, he will definitely come back before half past seven, the food is ready for you, in the west side of the insulation wall, take what you want to eat, let's have nothing to do, don't think about it!" What are you doing in the kitchen? ”
Li Jiaojiao looked back at his insulation wall, and sure enough, he ate a wall.
Rummaged through her refrigerator again, from ice cream to all kinds of cold drinks, as well as made milk tea, Li Jiaojiao said that her big apprentice was really worry-free and happy.
As he spoke, he took a cup of brown sugar pearl milk tea, took a plate of small crispy meat from the wall, put it in the living room, went back to the house and took a bath, returned to the living room and began to chirp and eat.
Bai Jue only has a soft spot for his little dried fish, and at this moment, he is lying on his apprentice's lap and enjoying his apprentice's free massage in the posture of a cat.
The final winner of the last plate of small crispy pork was Li Jiaojiao, where Song Ci and Shi Xiujialuo were rubbed frantically by Li Jiaojiao.
Song Ci ate four pieces, Shi Xiu Jia Luo ate three pieces, and the rest was swallowed by Li Jiaojiao alone.
At this time, Li Jiaojiao just wanted to sleep after eating.
So he snapped his fingers with his left hand, and the room was as clean as new in an instant.
And the few people in the house were forced to shut down by Li Jiaojiao, and he himself returned to the house, lay on the soft bed, and fell into a beautiful dream.
As for Bai Jue and his apprentice, that is Bai Jue's business, she occasionally looks at Bai Jue's apprentices, it turns out that Bai Jue is a qualified master, at least he will not be a hands-off shopkeeper like her.
Sleep, sleep, there's still class this afternoon, good night, Makabaka.
Li Jiaojiao couldn't help muttering.
Just when she was about to fall asleep, she seemed to hear her apprentice's voice, but Li Jiaojiao didn't care so much, she was too sleepy.
At this time, Xiao Mingjue looked at Li Jiaojiao's sleeping face, and couldn't help but say good night.
That handsome face, with a perennial frost attached to his face, and the moment he met Li Jiaojiao, the eyebrows and eyes of the whole person instantly became gentle into the spring sun in March, as if the person with a straight face at that moment was not him.
At this time, Qiu Li was lying on his stomach from the crack in the door and saw this scene with his teeth clucking,
Those beautiful, eyes flashed with a gloomy light, and the eyes that should have been ten years old deleted the glimmer of age that did not belong to him.
When you wake up, it's already three o'clock in the afternoon, don't ask her to smell the hot pot when she sleeps, and she will wake up naturally.
Following the taste, I found the kitchen, and saw three big living people in the family working there, namely her apprentice and Bai Jue's apprentice, and Qiu Li.