After Li Jiaojiao finished the matter of Xiuyuan, she planned to continue to lie down as a salted fish, and then the voice of the old heavenly dao was in her ears again, and the 360-degree 3D no dead angle playback was played, this time it was not for her to die live, but kept chattering in her ear: "Sister, please save me, that lackey of the Heavenly Dao, he began to brush the interface master again, if the main god didn't succeed in returning from the tribulation, it wouldn't be that person's turn to call the shots, I think she just wants to brush off all of us interface masters little by little, So as to sift out little by little the main god who has not succeeded in the tribulation......"

Li Jiaojiao: "It's not a buddy, why don't you say it for a long time?" And your Lord God who is in charge of your Heavenly Dao, what the hell is going on? Who is that Heavenly Dao? I think you should be very afraid of Him, don't tell me that something bloody has happened to you. ”

"You guessed right, but I can't say anything about this matter, you can understand that this is a battle for the sovereignty of all things, and the losing side will die forever." In fact, it's not so much that I'm getting old, it's better to let the new Lord Heavenly Dao God find a way to return to his original position, and this opportunity is you, only you can find a way to find the main god, this is also the conclusion that I calculated with the three deputy god envoys for a long time, and the main god has already planted an opportunity for you when he was exhausted, otherwise you think you will come here?

The Chosen One, before the Lord God created us as interface managers, that is, when the Lord God was born, a sub-god was randomly born, but no one knew what His name was from beginning to end, and what he called us to the outside world is the Heavenly Dao, if the Lord God is the right way in people's mouths, then the random birth of the Heavenly Dao is the way to cure evil and evil in the world's mouth,

The two of them began to be in a state of equilibrium with each other, and then there was a change of judgment, what happened to that change of judgment? What went through? I can't tell you, otherwise I will be exterminated on the spot, and I believe that you don't need to say that you know, so that dog thief, he will brush off a group of our managers every once in a while, and then install his own minions, he doesn't dare to cut them all at once, he can only cut off a few or even a dozen little by little,

I've made processing improvements to your live broadcast room, and now every master of the interface and their sentient beings, etc., can see your live broadcast, all races, all groups of people, and so on, they can see it.

As for the days you have been sleeping, I want to say sorry to you, I take the liberty of borrowing your power to use it, and the purpose is to sort out this matter, I can only protect myself with my own strength now, don't feel very confused, or even very angry, because the two of us have already signed a contract the moment we send you a message, and this contract is to put it bluntly, you have to help me, what about me? Let you have no obstacles in this world, no problem, that's it, you have to agree and disagree, we are now grasshoppers on a rope, if I have any mistakes, you have to finish the game......"

Without waiting for God to finish speaking, Li Jiaojiao raised her hand and jumped directly from the balcony, so frightened that God directly attached herself to the little mouse next to her, and hurriedly shouted: "No, eldest sister, what are you going to do?" In the same way, if something happens to you, I have to finish playing, please, ancestor, don't think about it, jump straight from here, wrong, wrong, please, ancestor, don't think about it, you can't think about it, you can't open it, die, I still want to live more......"

"So that's it? I'll tell you! Your life is in my hands now, this is the top floor of the 36th floor, don't look at me This is a duplex second floor, jumping from here, it still hurts, I am also a King Kong not bad body, it hurts for a few days at most, hehehe......" At this moment, Li Jiaojiao smiled ill-willedly,

That smile is as gloomy as it is, and the old heaven attached to the little mouse's body, through a trace of miserable sadness through the eyes of the mouse, unconsciously, Li Jiaojiao seems to have remembered such a sentence, rat and mouse, I'm afraid it's Barbie Q this time~

And at this moment, Bai Jue was walking back and forth in the living room in the form of a cat, and happened to see the little mouse possessed by Tiandao, just about to play with his heart, and wanted to tease, but found that the little rat's breath around his body was wrong, and then looked at his own family, where he smiled at the little mouse there, and knew with his heels, it must be the old man of God, thinking and thinking, calmly holding his kitten nest on the balcony to bask in the sun,

After listening to what Lao Tiandao said, Li Jiaojiao thought about it and started the live broadcast, but it exploded as soon as it started, netizens: "I'll go, a certain anchor didn't disappear, she is still alive, I thought she was given to Karma by Ah Piao." ”

"Upstairs, petite fairy, she's obviously so powerful, who has to be able to do it, please, no one in this world is good?"

"Petite fairy, you can figure it out, what the hell are you doing? Don't tell me, you've been sleeping for a week, what kind of sleep are you sleeping, hibernating? ”

Li Jiaojiao: "I did sleep for a while, I was too tired, and then I slept for a week, usually when I slept on the mountain, I slept for several months, similar to the hibernation that the one upstairs said, the one upstairs said that I was ghosted There are about two hours, and your girlfriend is going to break up with you, you can do it yourself." ”

"Hahaha, I was scolded upstairs, I really deserved it, I really thought I was very humorous, heh, laughed to death."

"I'll go, petite fairy, who sleeps for a week? That's too much, isn't it? ”

"Didn't you hear, the petite fairy? If it had been before, she would have been able to sleep for a month, just like an animal hibernating, so the secret to a good look is to sleep more? ”

"Petite fairy, let's stop talking nonsense, let's get to the point, hurry up and draw out a lucky person, we want to eat melons online."

Then Li Jiaojiao didn't talk nonsense with them, and directly began to pump people, and suddenly, Li Jiaojiao said calmly: "Congratulations on the lack of snow in the Philippines, this netizen came to us to connect the microphone together." ”

There is no snow in the Philippines: "The 3000 consultation fee has been played, anchor, I want to ask you a question, do I have a future with my lover?" ”

Li Jiaojiao: "I don't know if there is a future, but if you continue like this, there will definitely be no future, you are a good college student who can go to 985, why should you follow your second-rate boyfriend to a junior college, anyway, do you have a future?" I know, the answer is no.

I also know that your future must be no, and it is very miserable if you continue like this, I will tell you directly, two years later, you got married and had children, and during the whole marriage, he has been wandering outside, you are at home with no face, and you have to take care of your parents-in-law, busy with housework every day, etc., some of which you do,

When you were pregnant, you didn't have a good day, and your so-called object not only cheated on you, but also had a child with the mistress.

Your mother-in-law knows as if she didn't see it, but blames you for not giving birth to a son, saying that you are not gentle, considerate, not virtuous, do not understand femininity, and have an ugly yellow face for a long thief, etc.

In fact, you are very good-looking, it is standard, the type of lady show, much better than those Internet celebrities with awl faces.

Sister, I tell you! You'd better break up as soon as possible, otherwise, your future will be even worse than what I'm describing now, and during the entire college period, I personally recommend that you don't fall in love, but go to your career,

Besides, there is a good famous school 985, 211 good famous university you don't go to, why do you have to go to the so-called junior college if you fall in love, you meow to Lao Tzu I am sober and sober, Song Yutong, you are also a champion on the list, Tsinghua University and Peking University have thrown olive branches to you, why do you have to leave your superior range of choices because of a man,

Don't listen to others say that the current graduate students are worthless everywhere, these people can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, and really excellent people often work hard in the dark until they become a blockbuster on the day they come out.

Young people, wake up, learn new ideas, strive to be a new youth, the country is not yet rich and strong, how can we talk about the love of children? We contemporary young people should actively learn from the direction of the party, make a contribution to the many centenary goals of our country, and let it advance to a new milestone. ”

Every word Li Jiaojiao said was full of demonic penetration, no way, this kid was so peach blossom that he lowered his head, every word he said used a lot of spiritual power and divine sense, and at this moment, Song Yutong's eyes were a little less turbid and a little more sober,

At this time, her mobile phone rang, ah, it was his so-called second-rate boyfriend, named Zhao Baogen, and when netizens saw the real person, some people said that they vomited instantly, this person has a fat head and big ears, like a pig, very greasy, a netizen said: "Cat Mao I, I was originally a tenth-level face control, the most unseemable and intolerable thing in my life is that I am ugly, and I play with thieves, not only that, but also extraordinarily ordinary and confident, I really don't know how he survived, he looks like this, ah, he looks too ugly, It's not so spicy that my eyes, I'm going to see my boyfriend wash his eyes, my boyfriend is handsome, 1.85 meters tall, with eight-pack abs, and then ...... I won't talk about it later.,Anyway, it's very good.,And he's a single-minded person.,I said.,I'm already grinning happily after all, my boyfriend.,No time to be perfect.。 ”

"Oh my God, young lady, is this blind? It can be seen as this thing, but as long as he looks ugly and looks like a person, it's not a big problem, but why is he uglier than a pig? I'm going, I really can't stand it, I'm going to go to my best friend to wash her eyes, my best friend is 1.72 meters tall, white and beautiful, long legs, waist and hips, and 36D, hehe(º『º )"

"It's over, the two upstairs either have a beautiful sister as a girlfriend, or a handsome little brother as a boyfriend, what about me? What do I have? Ah, I have my cat, my cat is a sea double puppet, a pair of blue gems, eyes with that fluffy little face, ah cute to death, the family don't talk about it, don't look at this ugly carbon-based creature, I'm going to pet the cat to bye-bye. ”

"There's a Ragdoll cat on the gas floor, what's it? Lao Tzu, I don't have more than one, I also have a short and a gold gradient and a silver gradient, please four cats around me, is it okay to live in heaven? ”

"Alas, the upstairs show man show cat, I show my dog, my autumn ditch, Samoyed's ears QQ bounce like marshmallows, white and soft, pink and tender, alas, don't say it, the dog went, this carbon-based creature is too ugly, not only ugly, he also plays with flowers, the petite fairy just summed it up, I think the man does everything I feel very disgusting."

"Phew, the soil is round and fat, or a scumbag, really down, the scum scum will give me back! Withdraw! Withdraw! ”

At this moment, Li Jiaojiao rubbed her eyebrows, and continued to find a way to untie the peach blossom head while talking.