The crowd said, "Are you still coming?" Could it be that the best charms in this world are not worth much in Li Jiaojiao's hands? Everyone said that they were a little stiff, forget it, no matter what, let's deal with the killing move in front of them!

But soon this array Li Jiaojiao exploded, and then spread with cohesion and said: "After this town is finished, it is a poison array, please prepare the healing pill and the antidote pill, if you don't have it, come to me!" ”

As she spoke, Li Jiaojiao took out a basin of antidote pills and healing pills from her pajama pockets.

Everyone: Okay, we are completely numb to what we are starting to do with this big guy now, the big guy is the big guy, and the work is so arrogant, I admire it.

Netizen: "Huh? Still coming? I'll go, if it goes on like this, the mountain can't be blown up, oh my God, it's so terrible~"

"Well, do you think that's possible? This is the simplest and slightly unelegant very rough way to break the formation, if it has been consumed like this, sooner or later people will have to die, in this harsh survival situation, everything is the most important thing for future human lives, as long as the person is rescued, even if the sinkhole is blown up, there is no problem, the pit can be filled, the ecology can be restored, if the person is gone, there is really nothing. ”

"I'm rubbing, I'm just a little late, what the hell is going on? Why is the scene so intense? World War III? Impossible! The pits have blown up, what the hell is going on? How can it be so brutal? ”

"Upstairs, you probably don't know, right? Just now the petite fairy blew up the pit, it is said that it is going to blow out the things inside, this group of people went up the mountain and was trapped by the things on the mountain, it seems to be a mechanism, but I heard a capable person just now, this is a formation, the petite fairy just said that they encountered a big trap and a small circle of formation, from the petite fairy's expression can be seen full of disgust, it can be seen that the controller has to be disgusting (~_~; )。 ”

"Don't panic, everyone, although this phenomenon is the first time we have met, but everyone must know one thing and re-emphasize again, the petite fairy's live broadcast room, she has never been normal, this is like that second-hand rose, there is no history of mental illness for three or five years, who listens to second-hand roses?"

And at this moment, Li Jiaojiao has blown up the killing array pit, and then there is the poison array, in the entire big array, Li Jiaojiao is most annoying is a formation, because this formation, but anything that can be called a thing, it is poisonous, and Li Jiaojiao when she broke the last formation, she noticed that this old witch, she put a bunch of fierce materials in the poison array, and when she blew up the pit, everyone almost finished receiving the wages that Li Jiaojiao gave them. But this time the method of breaking the formation is different, I saw Li Jiaojiao holding a peach branch with peach blossom petals in her left hand, and a small jade bottle in her right hand, the small jade bottle was filled with water, the peach branch was inserted in the array, and the water in the small jade bottle was poured on it, and soon, the small peach branch became a towering tree, and the surrounding poisonous gas gradually disappeared, and the remaining poisons were also killed by the monks,

At the end of the demon array, Li Jiaojiao issued a gas mask to everyone one by one, and someone asked curiously: "Why do you want to issue a gas mask?" ”

Li Jiaojiao: "This is not an ordinary gas mask, this is my special improved mask, but with reference to the shape design of the current gas mask, our next formation is the heart demon array, this gas mask, its effect can only isolate 90% of the heart demon array effect, the remaining ten percent can only rely on yourself, don't ask me why I don't bring a mask, the answer to the question is Lao Tzu I am amazing, no need." ”

Netizen: "Hahahaha, I especially like the kind of feeling you call the little fairy, I'm amazing, I'm awesome, I'm the top, how do you drop me, what can you do with me?" Hahahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia. ”

"Hahahaha, I think of such a stalk, this is not an ordinary mask, this is the mask in Wang Weishi, hahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia."

"Wang Wei: Ah, yes, yes, I have everything in my poem, not only gas masks, but also bicycles, as well as Didi drivers, as well as transportation, train tickets, air tickets, and your leftover overnight meals from yesterday, etc......"

"Hahaha, it's true, you can't rely on Wang Wei for this, there are only red beans in Wang Wei's poems, and they are not ordinary red beans, the red beans in Wang Wei's poems are acacia beans, that thing is poisonous, there is no antidote, everyone must not swallow it raw."

"Uh, ......upstairs, about the fact that I boiled a pot of acacia beans, I want to ask, do you still need this pot?"

"Don't say it upstairs, anyway, I know downstairs that not only don't you need the pot, but people don't need to ask for it, and your brain is not good, after all."

"I feel sorry for the netizen who cooked a pot of acacia beans, but I will really laugh and make a fortune, don't say it, laugh first for respect, hahahahaha (ಡωಡ) hiahiahia."

"Because you boiled a pot of acacia beans, you had to throw away the pot, netizens, are you there? I feel sorry for you, but I have a very sad story, that is, my father is seriously ill, the family opened a factory, can't go on, and all the things in it are now: in the clearance frenzy, our factory here is selling non-stick pans, the previous business orders were particularly prosperous, a pot, can be sold for thousands of yuan or even tens of thousands of yuan, however, because the factory is yellow, but in order not to let their inventory lose out, we unified 999 yuan to deal with, but after listening to your experience, I feel very sympathetic to you, This time we don't want 999 don't want 998, just 98, a non-stick pan, plus the whole pot to take home, we will send you a soup spoon, shovel, chopsticks, curtains, gauze and a series of kitchen supplies, you can rest assured, there is a national standard certification, guaranteed is your best choice. ”

"Well, isn't it, are all the merchants so crazy now? The sales pitch is here, admire and admire. ”

Son, at this moment, Li Jiaojiao is breaking the heart of the demon array, passing by accident, I saw my own apprentice, there is still a demon, I can't help it, I was a little curious, so I stepped forward to take a look, but I didn't look at it, but I was bounced out, and Li Jiaojiao's mind was foggy,

Li Jiaojiao: Who am I? Where am I? What just happened? Am I being ejected? I seem to be in my apprentice's inner demons, as if I see myself, I go, what kind of wonderful plot is this on me...... Forget it, break the formation!

And at this moment, Xiao Mingjue's mood is divided into five stops, let me see his first stop.

This first stop is a fantasy, it is obvious, Xiao Mingjue's awe of Li Jiaojiao is not simply a master-apprentice awe, containing all kinds of complex feelings, but the most is the love of men and women.

Obviously, among the five poisons, greed, greed, hatred, infatuation, love, and hate, Xiao Mingjue has no hatred for Li Jiaojiao, and the rest are all Li Jiaojiao.

In the back of the seven emotions and six desires, there is Li Jiaojiao in every node, if Li Jiaojiao knew, her first reaction was wow, what a superb love brain, and it was a little astringent, and the second reaction was to react to one thing, the feelings of this rebel were full of wanting to plot against her in vain, and the following offenses were committed, but unfortunately Li Jiaojiao didn't know.

It wasn't until he heard the sound of suona that he was familiar with when he was a child that his consciousness was completely pulled out by Li Jiaojiao, and it was still the original suona sound, although it was unpleasant, but it was unforgettable, and he liked it very much.

This second stop is to grab the head with Bai Jue's apprentice Fu Chenyang, both of them have spoiled their master as a treasure, since the first sight of the meeting, they decided to do the best and get the praise of their own master and then angry each other, the two big licking dogs are there to be courteous to their own master,

However, Xiao Mingjue's master was right in front of him, when he triumphantly lifted his record head and met his master to ask for praise, not to mention how happy the whole person was, Li Jiaojiao looked at his apprentice who had been down the mountain for many years, and his own big apprentice who had not regressed or even made a little progress felt very pleased, and couldn't help but puff Xiao Mingjue's head and praise a few words,

The root of Fu Chenyang's teeth in front of him itched, thought about it, and went out, before leaving, the master asked him to listen to the words of the honor, so he decided to endure it, and when he went back, he also asked the master to praise.

And at this moment, the moment Xiao Mingjue was touched by Li Jiaojiao's head, if there was a tail behind him, I am afraid that the tail would have already flown into the sky with him, and then he looked at Fu Chenyang proudly, although his expression did not change, except for the warm smile in front of Li Jiaojiao, the other two were as cold as an ice cube, but when he looked at Fu Chenyang, he was full of provocation, and that look seemed to say: "Alas, my master is in front of me, my master also praised me, and touched my head, The little poor bag where Master Che is not in front of him, what do you compare with me? If you have the ability to beat me, you can't beat me anyway, garbage. ”

At this moment, Fu Chenyang had the urge to go back to his master to cry, but after thinking about it, he had to be strong outside, there was no missing protection, he had to be strong, so he swallowed this grievance back temporarily.

At the third stop, Li Jiaojiao went to blow up the formation, he always silently guarded her in front of Li Jiaojiao, he originally wanted to help Li Jiaojiao, but as soon as he wanted to go, Li Jiaojiao directly scolded him away, and said: "The teacher took you out, it is for you to go to the training, not for you to do these rough jobs with the teacher, go and practice your go, and take your cousin and brother by the way." ”

There is no way, I can only vent this anger on the entire formation, and soon, Li Jiaojiao blew up the formation, using the simplest local tyrant flow, in the hearts of everyone who thinks that Li Jiaojiao is not elegant and too loser, only he thinks that the master is so cute, not pretentious at all, the heat wave that blew up the pit blew up Li Jiaojiao's bangs and the dragon beard hair on the sideburns, which made him feel that Li Jiaojiao was really beautiful, very elegant, like a god in the sky, and those ordinary people would not appreciate the beauty of their master at all.

At the fourth station, Li Jiaojiao personally gave him the antidote, he was well-behaved and cute on the surface, but in fact, he was crazy to the extreme, and countless pink heart-shaped bubbles spread in his eyes and even in his heart.

Among them, there was even a voice in his heart that kept shouting at him: Your master loves you so much, why? You don't possess her, you want her, you lock her, you even keep her by your side, or you kill ......

It's a pity that before that sentence is finished, it was pressed down by Xiao Mingjue, the fourth station is simply too simple, Li Jiaojiao also thinks so, the people who set up the formation take three or five months to set up such a formation, and it only takes three or five minutes for Li Jiaojiao to break the formation, but Li Jiaojiao came out after thinking about it, and brought such a group of people, so they had to let them experience and experience, and Xiao Mingjue followed his own master to wander around, and after breaking this formation, he entered the next Zhenxin Demon Array.

This fifth station is the Heart Demon Array, and the scene of the Heart Demon Array is the scene he dreamed of that night when he was emotional, the scenery is so beautiful, and then it suddenly turned to the scene where Li Jiaojiao drove him down the mountain, although it was fake, but Xiao Mingjue was still really sad, his master didn't want him anymore, and then turned to his mind and was discovered by Li Jiaojiao in the heart demon town, Li Jiaojiao was very disgusted with this scene of master-apprentice love, and said a bunch of words that made him very sad, angry and sad, and then he found that he had become a demon and became the most hated look of his master, did the most hated thing of the master, and even locked Li Jiaojiao by his side, and came to a forced love that was committed by the following crimes, he saw Li Jiaojiao's indifference and stubbornness at the beginning to the softness in the back, and even the expression he liked more......

Until the end he got tired of it, and then made Li Jiaojiao a human, gouged out his eyes, pulled out his tongue, and then under his torture, turned into a pool of blood, and the whole person's body was not even a scum, until this time, he was completely panicked, this is not what he wants, and the essence of the demon is Li Jiaojiao's appearance, however, this demon has changed Li Jiaojiao's appearance, and there are a few more seductive charms than Li Jiaojiao in reality, and the black and red semi-transparent gauze skirt keeps emerging in front of his eyes, the same figure, the same face, At this moment, Xiao Mingjue was completely awake, calmly beat the demon into a serious injury, and then broke away from this formation.

Coincidentally, when Xiao Mingjue just woke up, Li Jiaojiao just blew up this formation, at this moment, Li Jiaojiao said: "After this formation is blown up, I am really in a much better mood, hehe." ”

And at this moment, the old woman on the top of the mountain, the laughter stopped abruptly, from the disbelief at the beginning, to the anger at the back to the stamping, and then to the last heart is dripping blood, the whole person's face The colorful palette of the camera, there are five large arrays of yin and yang five arrays pieced together, good guys, they are all broken by Li Jiaojiao, who is this, everyone has to be bleeding.