Chapter 42, Death
Liang Wudao: "That big guy two things, what you did I have reported to the superior organization, the superior organization has given you an official, on par with me, the name of the position is called the assistant commissioner, freedom of work, switch at will across the country, the monthly basic salary, we have doubled the price from the original negotiation, every time you ask the big guy to attend the task, it will be quadrupled in the original bounty reward, this is one of them,
Second? It's just that you were in a hurry when you left, and you left your apprentice and your nephew here, and the two of you are now in the office of the special office, and I hope you have time to claim it. ”
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After Li Jiaojiao heard the news, especially the second news, she was extremely embarrassed, and when she flashed home, she forgot to bring back the two of them and the big living people, so to speak, she forgot that she still brought two big living people, and said that she flashed to the special office and took the two back.
At this time, Xiao Mingjue, with a resentful look, like an angry little daughter-in-law, Fu Chenyang hugged Bai Jue and cried first thing when he got home, and Bai Ju was very happy when he saw his apprentice, but when he saw this apprentice crying, the whole head was big, and he hurriedly asked what's wrong?
And Fu Chenyang is a lot of balabala, from grabbing people's heads and so on, saying a lot, Bai Jue can be regarded as understanding after listening to it, feeling that after this kid saw Li Jiaojiao praising her own apprentice, he felt very awkward to come back and ask him for a reward, no way, he touched his head and coaxed for a long time, which can be regarded as making this child happy.
Bai Jue said: Raising an apprentice is really tiring, no wonder when Zunshang accepted the apprentices behind, he and Changsheng directly took him and Changsheng as the shopkeeper, because he had already used all his efforts to teach the first apprentice, and the rest really didn't have much patience.
Li Jiaojiao came home, went into the bedroom and was about to sleep, no way, I suddenly wanted to sleep in the past two days, and the power consumption was a bit large when Tiandao borrowed power,
But her eyes were blurred, and when she looked back, she found that the scene at home was wrong, she didn't care, she planned to continue sleeping, and the next second her brain was clear, and after her sanity quickly recovered, she quickly rushed to the living room, Li Jiaojiao looked at the mess at home, like the Third World War came in her house, Li Jiaojiao looked up at Song Ci and the others, two A Piao, a bird, plus a demon cultivator, good guys, especially Song Ci and Shi Xiu Jialuo, the two things should have big teeth, hehe, silly music,
When Shi Xiujialuo saw Li Jiaojiao coming back, he immediately said, "Ah, you're back, when will you take us to eat hot pot?" I heard that you were promoted, by the way, did you bring us Coke and fried chicken legs? ”
Li Jiaojiao's anger in her heart at this moment was about to reach its peak, and at the same time, he was very curious about how these things made such a mess in their house, so he instinctively went to his own snacks and wanted to take a cup of milk tea to drink a sip to suppress the shock, after all, it was all made by Xiao Mingjue himself, since Xiao Mingjue came to her house, all the snacks Li Jiaojiao ate, including milk tea, were made by Xiao Mingjue himself, but when he opened it, he saw that good guys, it was a mess, none of them were complete, and the sealed milk tea had been drunk and there was only so much leftThe cabinet includes some toilet paper that has been wiped off from the nose, leftover hot and sour powder, and some potato chip scraps......
Upstairs to him, the lattice of the jewelry hidden in his bedroom, that part of which he was often stunned by their Huo Huo's sparse pieces, and the rest were banned, and they couldn't open it, and then the only commonly used piece of jewelry suffered because there was no ban, and then went to see the small garden on his upstairs balcony, good guy, if it weren't for the door, planted a few spiritual plants and demons guarding the door, I'm afraid this garden would have to be Huo Huo's ability to kill Li Jiaojiao, there are a few left, emerald green peacock feathers on the ground, ah, don't think, It must be the masterpiece of Shaktija.
Back in the living room again, the foam in the lazy sofa has been dismantled, and the whole living room is flying with white particle foam, Li Jiaojiao bought four lazy sofas on the Internet, none of them can be spared, as for Li Jiaojiao, let them look at Song Yutong, who is sleeping in the hammock on the balcony, next to it, sleeping incense, and it is the most fierce one, this incense is lit, even an elephant has to sleep for three months.
At this time, Li Jiaojiao's face was already dark, but her face was still full of gloomy smiles and said: "Well, very good, Shi Xiu Jialuo, Lao Tzu, I just went out on a business trip, you staged the Third World War for me at home, you meow, today I won't pluck your hair, then Lao Tzu and I have lived for so many years in vain!" ”
Saying that, he was going to grab Shi Xiu Jialuo's head and suppress him into a peacock original, at this time, Shi Xiu Jialuo was in a humanoid state, seeing Li Jiaojiao want to arrest him, he was not stupid, I saw a phoenix spread its wings and began to hide, Li Jiao can get used to him? simply cultivated for a targeted release, forced the child out of his original form, grabbed his peacock head and clicked his hair, a good green peacock, and was forced to be turned into a potholed Mediterranean Sea by Li Jiaojiao.
After beating Shi Xiu Jialuo, Li Jiaojiao's gloomy smile looked at Song Ci, and at this time, Song Ci was quick-eyed, holding a vacuum cleaner and a broom, where to clean up the mess on the ground.
Shi Xiujialuo: "Okay, Song Ci, you good boy, let me tell you, there is also your share here, you dare to sell your teammates, aunt, I report, the food in your snack cabinet is eaten by him, and he also has a share of Huohuo in this house, hahaha, since I am not happy, then no one should think about it, hum." ”
When Song Ci heard this, he suddenly crossed his waist angrily and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter, you didn't eat those things that you ate?" Got in the dog's belly? Boudoir, I also report, this big green bird not only eats you, he also huhoos the garden upstairs of you, not only that, this lazy sofa is his bad, he also scolded you, saying that you are a 10,000-year-old immortal, the first lattice jewelry in your house was destroyed by him, and the reputation is to grind your teeth. ”
Li Jiaojiao: You are doomed to death (ʘ言ʘ╬)
Saying that, Li Jiaojiao's left hand Qingfeng decided to restore the room to its original, clean appearance, and then grabbed the two of the heavenly spirit covers and clicked the hammer, and Shi Xiujialuo, who had just been beaten, was beaten again, this bird can be described as miserable and miserable.
After beating Song Ci and is Xiu Jia Luo, Li Jiaojiao said that she was in a much better mood, and after untying Song Yutong's sleeping incense, she was sober and sober, cleaned up, and let her go home by herself.
It happened to be Qiu Li's parent-teacher meeting for a while, the school teacher had already called Li Jiaojiao and began to urge, Li Jiajia changed into a good-looking skirt again, combed a good-looking hairstyle, and brought a pearl earring to the parent-teacher meeting, but when she just stepped out of the door, she saw the tearful eyes of her apprentice, and that look seemed to say: Master, don't you want me? Can you take me with you? Wait a minute.
Li Jiaojiao: "Okay, what are you stunned about?" Go back to the house and change your clothes, let's go together, anyway, there are still two or three hours before the time, and then the teacher will take you directly to the gate of Qiuqiu School. ”
Soon, Xiao Mingjue finished changing his clothes, and just when he was about to go out, you two Ah Piao, a demon cultivator, and a big green bird, were staring at him there, and Song Ci was the first to speak: "How long does it take to hold a parent-teacher meeting?" Do you want us to go along? ”
Shakyara: "Yes, yes, as long as we cast some spells, those mortals will not be able to see us, you can rest assured, we promise that we will never cause you any trouble." ”
Bai Jue: "Take me one, take me one, indeed, in the past two days, you and your apprentice have eaten everything that is not at home, and I have been hungry for the past two days, and my mouth is about to fade out of the smell of bird, I will also follow, and by the way, I will take my baby apprentice." ”
And Xiuyuan opened his mouth for a rare time and said: "I want to take my family's deer spirit out to bask in the sun." And then it was gone, that's all.
Comparatively speaking, Su Qianqian said more and saw her chattering: "Sisters and sisters, take me there, take me there, I am now equivalent to the middle of the human infancy, please sister, please sister, don't you know that you have smoked that incense stick every day for the past two days, although it is beneficial to cultivation, and the taste is okay, but I really want to eat hot pot, I have changed from a living person to a ghost, and I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time, take me there, sister, please, please!" I swear, I promise not to cause trouble for you, and if you take me out, what good chance will you have? Good sister, you are such a beautiful, kind, lovely and elegant female silver, you are simply the embodiment of perfection in the world, good sister, please! ”
In this way, Li Jiaojiao gradually almost lost herself among Su Qianqian's good sisters, and then decided to come to a family mobilization to attack the hot pot restaurant, of course, the premise is to hold a parent-teacher meeting for Qiu Li first.
Because the school is relatively close to home, Xiao Mingjue drove the car, and arrived in about half an hour, and when she arrived at the school gate, Li Jiaojiao noticed a trace of abnormality, and she didn't need to pinch her fingers to count, she knew what was making trouble, as long as those things didn't mess with her, there would be no problem.
Soon, the parent-teacher meeting went very smoothly, but two parents were obviously picking on it, but after learning Xiao Mingjue's identity, he immediately got drunk and shut up, but in fact, he was talking nonsense behind his back, and there was a long-tongued woman who whispered to the person next to him: "Heh, just the woman next to the prince of the Xiao family, I see, it is a high-level green tea junior in the upper position, as for the so-called younger brother, I don't think it's a younger brother, most of them were born when they were young before, hey~ Now the young girl doesn't study well all day long, Thinking about how to make yourself look better every day? It's good to be on top of our bunch of big money, tsk. ”
"I don't think so! The woman next to Prince Xiao seems to be a metaphysical anchor who has been particularly popular recently, he is very good at watching fortune telling to solve some incurable diseases, and the things in her live broadcast room are all real things, didn't she say two days ago that C is a scumbag, and he will have a daughter in the future? I don't believe it, I went to check it out, it's really there, I'm two years old this year, Li Jiaojiao said that the scumbag's daughter had to meet the scumbag when she was three years old, anyway, how to say it? It's special. ”
"Uh...... Let's just say that we're here for a parent-teacher conference, not to show off our wealth, everyone, isn't that true? ”
At this time, the head teacher walked into the classroom, and everyone's noisy discussion stopped. I saw that the head teacher calmly introduced himself and said: "Hello parents, my name is Liu Xueer, 26 years old this year, is the head teacher of this class, you can call me Teacher Liu or Xiao Liu, this parent-teacher meeting is about the final exam, the school will soon hold a commendation meeting, among them, our Qiu Li classmate, his grades and all aspects are very good, for this reason, I also invited his parents to share with you how the child learns, come to everyone applause welcome." ”
This head teacher is a young girl in her 20s, with a delicate appearance, but Li Jiaojiao looked at her face with a gloomy face, it is obvious that this is a match for a yin marriage, Li Jiajia said that what she hates the most is the kind of person who casually matches a yin marriage, one is a taboo, and the other is that this is a practical thing that damages yin morality, if you live, the party agrees to do okay, I am afraid that the two families have discussed it, but the party is like an object, this kind of thing is the saddest.
With the ups and downs of everyone's applause, Li Jiaojiao reacted, the head teacher was calling her, Li Jiaojiao said that she didn't know what to say, so she said honestly: "My brother is this child, he is very smart, plus hard work, I don't care much about him, this child is naturally studious, I can't help it, I can't disturb the child's personal interests, after all, that's very bad, I also came over like that, I know what the child's mood is like if he is disturbed, so in general, what does he want to do?" I will do my best to support him, after all, he is still young, and I need to give him a good childhood. ”
Li Jiaojiao said these words without a head and a brain, and only felt that the eyes of all the parents were envious, jealous and hateful, but some of them gave Li Jiaojiao the feeling of eating people in advance, and that kind of look seemed to say: What are you dragging? What Versailles is there? My own children are smart and excellent! Wait a minute......
To tell the truth, after Li Jiaojiao said this, she didn't know where she said anything for no reason, because Li Jiaojiao was a scumbag before he crossed over, and he was more or less afraid of teachers, especially the head teacher, so even now, I have seen the head teacher and the like, alas, not to mention Li Jiaojiao said, it gives me a headache when I think about it.